Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 130 Pretending to be struck by lightning (seeking a monthly ticket)

The words are mysterious, the accent is mellow, and the sound of chanting sutras in the air is clear and bright. Many people are in the dark, seeing the immortals walking on the void.

It varies from person to person, and many people quit after entering that state for a short time.

After they woke up, they found that their backs were soaked with sweat, and their whole body was boiling with energy, as if they had just run a five-kilometer.

"Thank you, Daoist Priest, for giving me the fate, I rewarded you, I rewarded you!"

"Suddenly my waist doesn't feel sore anymore, anchor, wait until my wife and I finish the decisive battle, and I'll come back to give you a reward, that bitch is too crazy!"

"Holy shit, why are there so many people giving rewards in the live broadcast room? Could it be that I have poor qualifications and haven't entered the state of enlightenment?"

"Hey, I can't go on in this live broadcast room anymore. I watch the live broadcast every day, and it turns out that I'm a waste. It's uncomfortable."

After 15 minutes of Jiang Yun's chanting, all the water friends in the live broadcast room retreated from that state, and after another 5 minutes, he seemed to realize something in his heart.

"Spiritual Danyuan, let me understand the truth, contemplate the spirit and refine the liquid, and the Dao Qi will last forever."

"I watch Avalokitesvara and watch freedom, and I see real warriors and real me!"

"I am cultivating in the sky of Daluo, and the weather is majestic like the middle of the day. I don't practice Taoism, but come naturally. The end of the technique is the source of the body!"

"A gentleman hides his weapon in his body and moves it when the time comes. The way should not be for this..."

Many water friends in the live broadcast room were frightened by Jiang Yun's chanting. Many people felt that there was heat in their bodies rushing to Baihui acupoint, and even their heartbeats were synchronized with the rhythm of chanting.

That feeling is like being coerced by sea water, pushing forward forcibly, and there is no way to get rid of it.

"The sword is hidden in the body, and the way is in the heart!"

"Brothers in the live broadcast room, dare to ask what is Tao?"

"What is this song, why does it make my Dao heart excited, the spirit sword shakes, I can't suppress my own realm, I want to break through!"

[The Sixteen Characters of Yin Yang]: "Dear friends in the live broadcast room, there are some things that you can't talk nonsense, there are taboos in it, and your practice time is still short, so you don't understand the routines in it!"

"Speaking out some words will really change the trajectory of your life in the dark. A seemingly simple sentence will change your life!"

Many water friends in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded. They suddenly found that they couldn't understand the barrage.

Could it be that when the aura of the earth recovered, he really missed himself?

"Dear friends, please take me with you when you practice!"

"Senior Yin-Yang sixteen-character descendant, are you a reclusive expert, and do you still accept disciples?"

[Yin Yang Sixteen Characters]: "Believe in science, I just want those guys upstairs to delete their messages, let me say, they can't grasp those words."

The viewers in the live broadcast room who had just ignited the dream of practicing in their hearts burst out with a foul language at that time.

They suddenly felt that the water in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room was very deep, and they couldn't grasp it.

[Zhang Zhishun's deity]: "Boy, I just checked the weather forecast, and it will still rain this morning."

"Stay away from that jujube tree, and be careful not to be struck by lightning!"

Kacha~~
rumbling~

A large cloud of white light and the sudden sound of thunder from the sky startled the audience in the live broadcast room.

A curl of green smoke rose from the camera in the live broadcast room, and many people's hearts sank, and a sentence appeared in their minds at the same time, don't pretend to be forceful, pretend to be struck by lightning.

"Could it be that Jiang Daochang has acted too much recently, so he was sanctioned by Tianlei?"

"Old Daoist Zhang has become a poisonous milk, this milk is too accurate!"

"I hope the anchor is fine, should we call 120 for the anchor?"

"The anchor is in the deep mountains. If something happens, everyone will be cold when the ambulance passes by. I hope everyone is okay."

Just woke up, old Taoist Zhang who was watching Jiang Yun's live broadcast with his mobile phone was stunned.

This situation... is really too sudden!
He put on his clothes resolutely, and was about to go to the place where Jiang Yun had an accident, and when he wanted to see if he was still there, Jiang Yun's voice suddenly appeared on the phone.

The drone rises and the camera zooms out.

Jiang Yun was at the edge of the small square, holding Xiaobai in one hand and Xiaohuai tree in the other, with a look of shock on his face.

"The Patriarch of the Sanqing is above, the poor Taoist has always obeyed the law, why was he suddenly struck by lightning?"

"It's really unreasonable. People are good at being bullied, horses are good at being ridiculed, God looks at people's dishes, persimmons are picky and soft, alas."

Except for Jiang Yun's messy hair, he was not injured at all. The water friends couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and at the same time they were a little shocked.

"Damn it, the lightning didn't strike me to death. Is the Daoist still human?"

"Why do I feel that Daoist escaped from the attack range of the sky thunder the moment the sky thunder struck him? His reaction speed is so fast!"

"Be confident, get rid of how you feel, the anchor is really meditating one second, and the next second is rushing to the edge of the small square. I feel that the world sprint champion is not as fast as him."

"In the face of life and death, human potential is really infinite!"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were complaining, Jiang Yun took Xiaobai and returned to the small pavilion.

"I was struck by lightning for no reason, which dog thief is plotting against me behind my back?"

Hearing Jiang Yun's muttering, the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun twitched his beard twice. He suddenly felt that this matter could not be explained clearly.

Could it be that the old man is really poisonous milk?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
It must be that kid who used too much thunder yesterday and was sanctioned by Tianlei today, absolutely!

When old Taoist Zhang was speculating about the reason in his mind, Jiang Yun had already come to the jujube tree that had been smashed into charcoal by the thunder.

The lightning strike just now hit the jujube tree, not the small and medium-sized gazebo, otherwise, even if the land gods were meditating here, they would not be able to escape.

This jujube tree has a history of decades at least, and it cannot be hugged by one person.

Even if it was slashed by Heavenly Tribulation and there was a gap in the middle, its trunk is still straight.

Jiang Yun looked at the jujube tree that had been smashed into charcoal by lightning, his brows were beaming with joy, and he said excitedly: "If you survive a catastrophe, you will have future blessings. The ancients never deceived me!"

"It's time for me to get rich today. I'm really lucky today."

"Xuannv said: Jujube is the envoy of trees and the spirit of things, and Lei Gong kills Luyun, the way of wood is based on the heart of jujube, and there is no heart of jujube, so it is also for this reason!"

Jiang Yun was stunned, and the audience looked confused, and they asked questions in the barrage.

Jiang Yun smiled and explained: "Ladies and gentlemen, that sentence means that among the trees struck by lightning, jujube wood is the best magic weapon."

"Because jujube wood is an extremely yang thing, it has yang energy in itself. If it is quenched with thunder, it can store huge energy. In our Taoism, thunder jujube wood is the number one god tree!"

"Under normal circumstances, not to mention being used to make magic tools, this Lei Zaomu will feel crisp and numb even if it is simply held in the hand!"

"Such a large piece of thunder jujube wood, Pindao only needs a small piece to make utensils, and most of the rest can be sold to fellow sects to make a lot of money."

Jiang Yun touched Lei Zaomu in front of him, with a look of wishful thinking.

Xiaobai's nose twitched, his ears trembled, and he roared loudly at Lei Zaomu on the spot.

At the same time, there was a rustling sound in Lei Zaomu.

(End of this chapter)