Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 128 Mr. Zhang, you have to trust me (seeking a monthly ticket)

Many water friends in the live broadcast room immediately thought of the three-body problem, and many people just typed out "Don't answer!"Don't answer! !barrage.

Before they sent it out, they heard Jiang Yun use borrowing money as an example and said not to answer. Although it felt a little nonsense, it did make some sense.

"The Taoist priest's answer really hit my waist."

"It's not terrible to borrow money. I'm most afraid that suddenly they say they want to borrow land and ask us to make room for them to live in. It will be miserable [Tears Run]."

"The ancients all knew that there is life on Proxima Centauri: A confidant in the ocean, a neighbor in the world [狗头]"

"The information sent is only a 2G signal, what are you afraid of?"

"Proxima Centauri: I use 2G signal for fishing, but I already have 10G [funny]"

When Academician Yu heard Jiang Yun's answer, he smiled and said, "Don't worry, Mr. Daoist. Pulsars are neutron stars, so they can continuously emit super-strong electromagnetic pulse signals."

"The electromagnetic signals sent by humans will be weakened to the limit after reaching a certain distance. Coupled with the interference of stellar radiation and cosmic background radiation, it really cannot be transmitted to the solar system."

"It's like throwing a stone in the ocean. The waves won't travel very far, and they will calm down by themselves."

Jiang Yun nodded half-understood, as if he really thought too much.

Human beings have just landed on the moon, and there are still several decades before landing on Mars. The global war and famine have not yet been resolved. Thinking so much, it is really a big step, and it feels a bit unfounded.

Maybe the content of the message sent by Proxima Centauri is: Earth Earth, please reply if you hear it, thank you, and turn off your free mic.

However, if such an advanced Sky Eye base is not strengthened, it always feels like something will happen.

For dinner that afternoon, I ate big fish stewed in an iron pot in a vacant factory building in Tianyan Base.

The fish is now simmering and the tortillas are up to the edge of the pot.

When Jiang Yun returned to the workshop, old Taoist Zhang hadn't come back yet.

The logistics staff at the Tianyan base sent a small piece of beef and a large piece of pumpkin, saying it was dinner for the three little guys.

"Master Dao, we dare not feed the three guys you brought. Here are the knives and cutting boards. You can cut them yourself." The head chef said weakly.

Jiang Yun looked back at Xiaobai, Brother Snake and Zhuzhu lying in the corner, scratched his head, and nodded in agreement.

As soon as he started cutting the meat, Xiaobai and Brother Snake came over. After the two little guys finished eating, they both yawned and stretched.

On weekdays, Mr. Zhang is the one who feeds the pigs. Now that Mr. Zhang has not come back, Jiang Yun also cut up the pumpkin.

When he was cutting, half of Brother Snake rested his head lazily on the chopping board, staring at the pumpkin, wondering what was going on in his mind.

brush!brush!brush……

After a few knives, the pumpkin was cut into a small pile, and a small piece of it was squeezed out of the chopping board.

Seeing this, Brother Snake turned his head and took the piece of pumpkin in his mouth, stretched his neck, and swallowed it directly into his stomach.

The graduate students who were watching around were shocked.

"This cobra trusts the leader of the trail too much, and it is so close, it is not afraid."

"Cobra's calmness and calmness reminded me of the old Wang of our base security department, they are all ruthless people, they are all ruthless people!"

"Hiss hiss~~"

Brother Snake raised his head and yelled twice.

After Jiang Yun heard it, he habitually translated for everyone: "This little guy said, according to its rules, if it falls on the ground outside the board, it belongs to it."

The drone turned around and took a close-up shot of the pig not far away.

Zhuzhu's melancholy eyes directly amused the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Brother Snake, the pumpkin is not peeled, and on the cutting board is your Brother Pig's dinner [cover your face]"

"Actually, according to people's rules, all the dishes in the evening are today's dinner. The Taoist priest is still lenient, including the half of the snake's head."

"I feel like Brother Snake was lying on the cutting board just now, thinking in his heart: fell on the ground, fell on the ground, fell on the ground..."

"Brother Snake has such a big heart, he doesn't worry about losing his snake's head at all."

After Jiang Yun finished feeding the pigs, the old priest Zhang Zhishun finally sorted and dried the herbs picked these days. He brought a few graduate students over.

The old man watched the big fish stewed in the iron pot, and both eyes narrowed when he smiled.

He happily sat by the pot and began to add firewood to it.

When Zhuzhu saw Mr. Zhang, he grunted and moved over.

It lay down next to the ground pot, raised its head from time to time, and pushed the firewood protruding from the burner of the ground pot into it with its nose.

"A pig learns to help add fuel to the fire, it really doesn't realize the seriousness of the matter!"

"A classmate of mine did research when I was in college. The IQ of pigs is very high, about the same as that of an eight-year-old child. But this is the first time I have seen such a smart pig."

"The two Taoists are not mortals. The animals they raise are really about to mature. How did they raise them?"

Everyone was amazed to see it, and from time to time a few brave ones came over and patted Zhuzhu's butt secretly.

Very few took pictures several times, and one guy even muttered in a low voice that it felt so good, he looked like an old single.

"Boy, the pig the old man picked up is much more human than the fox you raised."

"What else does that fox do besides sleeping with you at night?" Zhang Zhishun said proudly, stroking Zhuzhu's head.

Jiang Yun was quite speechless, Mr. Zhang is so old, how can he still like to compare, the younger he is, the younger he is!

The taste of big fish stewed in an iron pot is indeed a must in the world.

After Jiang Yun had dinner, he took his water friends to do evening class in the room, recited the "Gao Ling Guan Mantra" for an hour, and chatted for a while.

After ten o'clock, he downloaded the broadcast on time.

I had just taken a hot shower and was about to turn off the lights and go to bed when the doorbell rang.

"Mr. Zhang, you are looking for me at night, do you have something urgent?"

The old priest Zhang Zhishun looked around the door several times, and after confirming that there was no one there, he breathed a sigh of relief.

He lowered his voice and said, "Boy, this is not a place to talk, let's go in and talk."

Jiang Yun immediately became nervous. What happened, Mr. Zhang's face actually showed nervousness and apprehension.

Could it be that there is something wrong with this Sky Eye base?
When Jiang Yun was thinking wildly, the old priest Zhang Zhishun entered the room and locked the door directly.

"Boy, did your master really teach you Lei Fa?"

"Forehead!"

Jiang Yun showed embarrassment, he never expected that even Mr. Zhang began to doubt himself.

What's going on in this world, can you still believe in science? Is the thing called Tianlei a spell that people can master?
"Mr. Zhang, you have to believe me, those two times of Yu Lei were coincidences, really coincidences!"

"I recited Lei Fa three times later, so nothing happened?"

"You can fool a layman, but you can't fool an old man!" Zhang Zhishun's eyes were frighteningly bright, and he said in a low voice, "You have summoned Tianlei because of the two previous spells."

"The next three times I just read the thunder method, so I didn't summon the sky thunder. Is the old man right?"

"Mr. Zhang, it's fine if others don't believe me. Why don't you believe me?"

Jiang Yun came to the window and said, "Since you don't believe me, let me demonstrate it to you again."

He pinched a magic formula with one hand, and said loudly: "The world is boundless, the mysterious heart is righteous, the god of the nine heavens is thunder, listen to my order, and the thunder will protect you!"

Crack... boom...

(End of this chapter)