Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 123 Brother Snake, On (ask for a monthly ticket)

With an exclamation from the old academician, the graduate students who were having a great time fishing in the distance raised their heads and looked this way.

They tied it for a long time, and finally tied a small carp the size of a palm.

"Our teacher's fish-piercing theory must be fine!"

"Oh, don't think about it, it's a technical problem. I guess we haven't reached that [-] centimeter inclination!"

"I feel that it's also related to the fish thieves and thieves in this river. It's not easy to do. It's really not easy to do it with fish!"

"Then why did the trail leader catch fish?"

"We are handicapped, don't blame us, what kind of fish can outperform our group of master-level scientific research talents!"

This group of young people carried the small fish they had caught, and they looked at the big fish that Jiang Yun had already hooked, and they came over and complained.

The water friends in the live broadcast room all laughed. In the past, I always felt that highly educated intellectuals were out of tune with me. Now it seems that compared with Taoist priests, I and scientists are still a species.

"Those scientists who stick fish, if they are not good at technology, will be hungry at most. If the fish technology is not good, there will be no next meal."

"An experienced fisherman said that if you want to tie a fish, you must predict the swimming speed of the fish, otherwise it will definitely be empty."

"They are the same as I watch food videos. They are typical brains that have learned, but their hands have not kept up."

Jiang Yun was pulling the fishing rod, he sank into his dantian, steadied his horse, and walked the fish back and forth.

This time the bait must be a big fish, at least not smaller than the Chinese sturgeon raised in the Taoist temple.

Bamboo fishing rods are not as good as the fishing rods I bought, and now they are bent into a C shape, and they feel like they are broken with a little brute force.

Academician Yu led seven or eight graduate students to use their professional knowledge to analyze.

"Teacher, you are a fishing enthusiast. Can you estimate the weight of this fish?"

"It's hard to say. I haven't caught such a big fish. I just watched other people's fishing videos. According to my analysis, the fish weighed at least fifteen catties."

"Teacher, the strength of different fish is different, and the state of each fish is also different. There are too many variables, so it's better not to draw conclusions."

"No matter what kind of fish it is, judging from the stress on the bamboo fishing rod, the rod is about to break, and the leader of the trail may not be able to catch this fish."

"Yes, the ultimate bending of the whole bamboo is definitely not more than 120 degrees. I also feel that the fishing rod is about to break."

"Agree!"

A group of graduate students analyzed it from a scientific point of view.

The water friends in the live broadcast room witnessed the whole process, shaking their heads and sighing.

"This group of graduate students is still too young, and they are all too naive. How can you discuss science in the Taoist priest's live broadcast room?"

"I'll just wait quietly for the face-slapping reversal process, it should be very cool!"

"Daoist, quickly use your internal strength to pull the fish out [cool]!"

Jiang Yun has no time to watch the barrage in the live broadcast room now. If he did, he would definitely shake his head and sigh. Believe in science!

Bamboo poles have such a strong bearing capacity, even if the internal strength is strengthened and the toughness is increased, it is still difficult to catch fish.

"Old Yu, please take your students to the side." Jiang Yun reminded.

The old academician Yu was secretly surprised. As an old expert in astronomy, apart from being interested in the stars in the sky, he also likes fishing in the rest of his time.

Although my fishing level is very good, I have quite a lot of theoretical experience.

In the current situation, no matter what method is used to walk the fish, the fishing rod will definitely not be able to hold it. What is the trick of that kid?
"Xiaobai, Brother Snake, stop playing, come back!" Jiang Yun shouted into the forest.

Swish!
Two shadows, one white and one black, rushed out.

"Fuck, teacher, it's Zhoushan Cobra, be careful!"

"Everyone, don't run around, step back slowly, don't show hostility, cobras generally don't take the initiative to bite people."

"Oh fuck, where did the snake come from?"

Everyone screamed in fright, and retreated one after another. Many people even picked up pebbles from the ground, preparing to use them for self-defense.

A cobra sprang out of nowhere, and went straight to the crowd. Those who were not courageous would have weak legs.

Jiang Yun quickly explained: "Don't panic, Laymen, this is Brother Snake that Pindao met in the mountains, and he is a very good snake."

"It has been beaten twice by us, so now it doesn't bite, and it is obedient. Brother Snake, say hello to all the laymen."

The cobra lay beside Jiang Yun, straightened its upper body, and nodded at Old Academician Yu and others.

The harmless appearance of humans and animals will shock everyone for a lifetime.

"This snake... why do I feel so evil?"

Jiang Yun walked the fish and explained: "It's not evil at all, it just understands human nature, and it's really good, Brother Snake, turn around and prove yourself."

The cobra had a snake-like temper, and it looked up at Jiang Yun without moving.

Seeing this, Xiaobai patted the snake's head with his paw.

Amid the exclamation of everyone, Brother Snake turned around reluctantly.

Seeing a group of graduate students making a fuss in the live broadcast room, the water friends were amazed and sighed in the barrage.

"When I first came to this live broadcast room, I felt that I was a bitch. Now it seems that I am not the only bitch."

"Why do I feel that Brother Snake just wanted to give Taoist priest a bite?"

"How is it possible, it can definitely weigh the roasted spicy strips."

"Why, I was beaten up the first two times we met, and now the Taoist priest has something to ask Brother Snake, what's wrong with Brother Snake being so arrogant?"

"Xiaobai's slap on Brother Snake's paw really has the demeanor of a senior sister of Tianyuan Taoist Temple."

Seeing that the old academician and the others were still far away, Jiang Yun apologized and said, "Old Yu, it was an emergency just now, and the pindao didn't say hello to you, I'm sorry!"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's the first time I saw such a human snake, I really opened my eyes." Academician Yu bowed his hands.

He has lived to such a great age that he has seen people who raise cats and dogs, and people who raise snakes.

But this is the first time I have seen a poisonous snake like the Zhoushan cobra called a brother.

"Hiss hiss~~!"

"Brother Snake, don't be surprised. There are only a few people, and the total population of the world exceeds 70 billion. Your Zhoushan cobra is a rare animal on earth."

"You can do it, hurry up and help, the fishing rod will not hold up anymore, hurry up!" Jiang Yun said with his head down.

"Hiss hiss~~!"

"Who do you hit? How do you do it? How hard do you use it?" Jiang Yun looked at the confused cobra, and said speechlessly, "Brother Snake, don't drive, I'm a civilized live broadcast room!"

"I caught a big fish, but I can't pull it up, you go into the water and give it a bite, and I will give you a piece of meat later!"

When Old Academician Yu and the others saw the cobra nodding, they jumped into the water without holding back their swearing.

"Holy shit, I've seen fishing with cormorants, but this is the first time I've seen fishing with cobras."

"I really didn't expect the Daoist chief's trump card!"

"Teacher, why do I feel that something is wrong, did we encounter evil in the mountains and enter a collective illusion?"

After a while, the fish in the water turned up its white belly. Jiang Yun pulled the fish and Brother Snake back smoothly. He picked up the fish and weighed it.

Well, it's a good silver carp and bighead carp, at least fifteen catties!
(End of this chapter)