Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 120 Is Boring Relief
Jiang Yun sat on a large bluestone and stared at the water surface, waiting for the fish to take the bait was quite boring and boring.

Especially in the case of not making a nest, it is basically waiting for the fish wisher to take the bait.

After waiting for a long time, not a single fish was hooked, but Xiao Bai, who ran into the woods to play, got something.

The little guy had something in his mouth, trotted all the way over, humming and chirping non-stop.

Brother Snake followed behind it and failed to catch up for a long time. After it caught up, it opened its mouth wide and complained: "Hissssss~~"

"Hiss hiss~~!"

That appearance, so much like a child complaining, Jiang Yun couldn't help laughing.

The water friends in the live broadcast room didn't hold back either. Who would have thought that the Zhoushan Cobra, which looks quite arrogant and dangerous to the outside world, is actually like a kid in his bones.

"What's in Xiaobai's mouth? Why does it look familiar to me?"

"Is that a lizard or a gecko, who knows?"

"Fuck, I'm a person who is very afraid of lizards, and I actually think that thing in Xiaobai's mouth is kind of cute."

Jiang Yun put down the fishing rod, snatched the little guy from Xiao Bai's mouth, studied it carefully, and said with a smile: "This little guy is a tree lizard, belonging to the genus Iguana and the family Lizard family. Reptiles."

"It usually squats on the grass or tree trunks. It moves quite quickly and feeds on small insects. This stuff is more common in tropical and subtropical regions, and it is common in Hainan."

"The climate has become warmer in the past two years. I didn't expect that there will be lizards in the Wudang Mountain area. It's really out of the picture. I don't think it would have dreamed that it would fall into the hands of an arctic fox."

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly remembered that Mr. Xiaoliang seemed to have popularized the tree lizard in a popular biological identification video on the Internet a few days ago, and there was an accident during the popularization.

"When will the beauty of the lizard fox rest, I feel that Xiaobai can have a CP [dog head] with the chameleon lizard!"

"Fox trouble!"

"Hahahaha, why did the two gentlemen quit the literary world?"

"For a while, I really can't tell whether you are talking about Tibetan foxes or arctic foxes [funny]"

"Master Dao, the lizard bites, be careful!"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and he smiled and said: "Dear laymen in the live broadcast room, I would like to share with you some popular science. Although this little thing has teeth, it doesn't hurt at all when it bites."

"I read it in a National Geographic magazine a few days ago. Director Fox likes to tease the lizard. He let this little guy bite him while walking. Anyway, it doesn't hurt and the skin won't break. Just treat it as a boredom."

"Oh, what the fuck, the Patriarch of Sanqing is here, that Director Fox cheated on me, this little guy really hurts biting people!"

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched. He raised his hand, and the chameleon bit his finger, hanging in mid-air, shaking, very stubborn, and would not let go.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned on the spot. The water friends who had watched the video of Director Fox being slapped in the face by the lizard at the speed of light found that the scene reappeared, and they burst out laughing on the spot.

"Hey, this wave, barking doesn't hurt, it really doesn't hurt [dog head]"

"I can't stop laughing, I can't stop laughing. Director Fox was bitten just now. I didn't expect the Taoist priest to be bitten too. The chameleon is definitely the MVP of this time!"

"Hahaha, the scene of a large car rollover, is this the legendary way of saying things?"

Jiang Yun flicked the little lizard's head. He found that the little lizard would not let go, so he sighed helplessly, and began to use his internal force.

With a slight flick of the finger, the little lizard's mouth was shaken open.

He pinched the lizard's belly, watched the little guy open his teeth and claws, and kept turning his head to bite, but he couldn't bite anything, and he was speechless to the extreme.

Unexpectedly, the first time I overturned my car, I fell into the hands of a chameleon whose combat power was almost equal to five.

Jiang Yun raised his hand and swung his arms. He threw the little guy into the opposite woods, then sat down and continued fishing.

Seeing this, the water friends in the live broadcast room sighed in their hearts.

"Chameleon: Whenever I have anything to do with poison, do you dare to make fun of me like this?"

"At that moment just now, I seemed to see tears in the Taoist priest's eyes."

"Fortunately, it's a little small and not poisonous, otherwise the Taoist priest and the Tibetan fox will be cold!"

"This biting really doesn't hurt at all. I was bitten when I was 38, and I'm just 16 now. I'm in good health [funny]"

"Why did the lizard bite Daoist Master and Teacher Xiaoliang, all of them biting their index fingers?"

"Lizard: The index finger, the index finger is the finger used for eating!"

Not long after the farce ended, the float on Jiang Yun's fishing rod started to move.

The fisherman in the live broadcast room became nervous, and everyone began to worry about the silver coins they had guessed, and the number of bullet screens in the live broadcast room dropped sharply.

Jiang Yun quickly pulled the lever, and as soon as he raised his hand, he lifted the fish out of the water. It turned out to be a small carp the size of a palm.

"Trust the judgment of professional fishermen, the Taoist priest will definitely not be able to catch a big fish today!"

"After so long in the live broadcast room, I finally saw the silver coin that turned back. It's not easy."

"Anchor, hurry up and open the quiz, I want to earn back the silver coins I lost, just lose without thinking."

Jiang Yun looked at the little carp, then looked at the bullet screen of the fisherman in the live broadcast room, and explained helplessly: "One autumn rain and one cold, as long as it rains in Hubei at this time, it will feel very cold."

"Although it hasn't rained in the mountains for the past two days, it is difficult to catch big fish because of the high altitude and low temperature. But don't worry, the good ones will come later."

He took down the carp, hung up the earthworms, and cast the pole again.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room decisively took their mobile phones and walked into the bathroom at this time.

"I believe in the level of Taoist priest, he will never let me down, win without thinking!"

"Fishing depends on the Taoist leader, that old boy Deng Gang can't do it [dog head]"

"Teacher Deng Gang relies on his strength, and we Daoist priests will directly practice Fengshui fishing. It is really difficult to tell the two of them apart, but I think the list of gods is stronger."

"I'm squatting in the pit, is there anyone like me?"

"Me too [laughs]!"

"I went into the toilet when Taoist made the first shot, and now I can't stand up and my legs are cramping. If anyone can do me a favor, give me a [cover face]"

The water temperature in the mountains is low, and the fish don't seem to grow big.

Jiang Yun caught several fish in a row, including carp, crucian carp and loach, but none of them weighed more than four catties.

There were several quizzes, and the fishermen in the live broadcast room made a lot of money, and many people's silver coins doubled several times.

"Patriarch Sanqing is here, are all the laymen in the live broadcast room so realistic?" Jiang Yun glanced at the guessing odds after he finished his shot, and said helplessly, covering his forehead with his hand.

Now the odds of being able to catch a ten-pound fish and not being able to catch a ten-pound fish are 99 to [-].

The total amount of silver coins that can catch ten catties of fish does not exceed 50, and there are still some hardcore fans still gnashing their teeth.

After an undercurrent swept over, Jiang Yun felt his fishing rod sink, as if a big fish had been hooked.

As soon as he pulled the rod, the bamboo fishing rod turned into a bow without pulling it.

The fisherman in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded on the spot. This scene seems to be a big fish!

"It's over, it's over, this time I'm going to lose everything again!"

"Why doesn't Taoist follow the routine? He can catch big fish. It's unscientific!"

"Tao Dao grows eternal life, turns against the wind, and becomes rich overnight, at this moment!"

Jiang Yun took the fishing rod, he took two steps back, raised it sharply, and a large black shadow jumped out of the water, but it didn't look like a fish at first glance!
(End of this chapter)