Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 111 I Call Emergency Hedging (Please recommend)
"You may not believe me. When I was studying abroad, my roommate Ah San was extremely confident. I stayed up late at night to study by myself. Ah San said that my cultural background was poor, so I worked harder. In the end, I was the first in the class in the exam. He hung up, that bastard [cover face]"

"It feels like the whole world seems to have princes and generals in China, rather than a kind of spiritual inheritance."

"Of course, the main reason why Huaxia Network's cool articles are unique in the world is because there are too many counterattacks in our history, which makes us all feel that we can turn the tables, so we have a strong sense of substitution."

"The teacher's catchphrase of the domestic characteristic buff: You are the worst class I have ever led, hahaha."

"There is also the same mother: it's almost eight o'clock, why don't you go to school, get up and look at 06:30, alas~~"

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Jiang Yun felt emotional.

Although I am an orphan, I have also experienced the joy of being in the same world and having the same mother.

When I was young, Tianyuan Taoist Temple used the old sheets that were unified across the country, which is very old-fashioned, and Chisong Taoist leader often threatened Jiang Yun at 06:30 in the morning, saying that it was already eight o'clock.

He sighed in his heart: Oh, master, I hope you can be a good person when you get there.

In the past few days after entering the mountain, there have been many hot news on the Internet.

One of them is related to Mr. Luo who helped Jiang Yun in the lawsuit.

Volvo Cars has recently changed a new spokesperson, yes, that person is Mr. Luo.

Jiang Yun found that the water friends in the live broadcast room kept asking him what he thought of this matter, and his face was a little ugly.

Today's young people are so courageous, how dare they say anything!

"Every layman, avoid danger in an emergency, don't talk about this, understand?" Jiang Yun helplessly covered his forehead and warned.

The hearts of many water friends tightened, and they all felt that what they just said was a bit deadly.

"Damn it, I almost forgot Teacher Luo's world-renowned reputation. Teacher Luo should not be in the live broadcast room, right?"

"I saw Teacher Luo was chatting in the live broadcast room, so I quickly closed the live broadcast room. What's my name? My name is emergency avoidance!"

"I went to the store to look at the car, but I didn't buy it. Finally, I received a summons and was sentenced to three years [dog head to save my life]"

"The legal department of Volvo Cars, I feel like I'm going to lose my job."

"Zhang San's lessons learned from the past, Brother Sicong didn't say anything, so what dare we say!"

[Teacher Luo] Reward a treasure map with a message: "Don't be nervous, Daoist Jiang, I'm the people's teacher, and I'm a good person!"

"The tiger fish platform asked me to open a column a few months ago to promote the popularization of the law. At that time, we will interact with each other. You are such a big anchor, let me gain popularity."

The water friends in the live broadcast room just yelled a few words, the boss was confused, and after the boss got angry, they suddenly felt something was wrong.

Everyone checked that Mr. Luo was on the weekly contribution list of Jiang Yun's live broadcast room. He had official certification and was undoubtedly a real person.

"Holy shit, it's so scary, it's Mr. Luo, Ben Luo, who knelt on the spot."

"I just want to know if the Taoist priest is panicking now, and if he is moved."

"Suddenly, I was looking forward to the interaction between the two of them, and felt that it would not be a problem for our anchor to be sentenced to three years."

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched slightly, and he cupped his fists at the camera and said, "Mr. Luo, it's easy to talk about the interaction between Lianmai and Mai."

"Pindao has always been very enthusiastic about public welfare undertakings such as popularizing the law. It will be no problem for the two of us to shoot a series."

[Teacher Luo]: "Hahaha, Daoist Jiang, then we will make an agreement on this matter. I will report to the official live broadcast of Tiger Fish to see if it can be done."

"Be careful in the wild. After the broadcast, we will add friends through private messages. If you need legal assistance in the future, just come to me."

"By the way, please tell Mr. Zhang that you must first obtain the consent of the relevant department before you can take the wild animals out of the mountain. The order of these two cannot be mistaken."

Jiang Yun nodded, and he quickly sent his WeChat account to Mr. Luo through the private message chat function of Huya's background.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun who was sleeping soundly next to him, and they all sighed in their hearts.

Fortunately, Mr. Zhang went to bed early, otherwise he would be warned by Mr. Luo, how could he still be able to sleep!
"Curious, who is Mr. Luo, why are you so afraid of him?"

"Upstairs, just your rhetorical question, at least five years to start!"

"The deity of Zhang San, an outlaw lunatic, who do you think he is?"

"Our Taoist priest has already stepped into the world of cultivating immortals with half a foot. He has to be polite to Teacher Luo. Can you imagine the horror of Teacher Luo?"

"Don't say half a foot into the world of cultivating immortals, even if a person enters the world of cultivating immortals, he must abide by the law. Our country has jurisdiction over all citizens, no matter where they are!"

The unknown smell came up all at once, and the water friends who were not very familiar with Teacher Luo in the live broadcast room also felt a sense of respect in their hearts.

Teacher Luo and the others didn't know each other, but Zhang San, an outlaw lunatic, was well-known to everyone.

At 09:30, Jiang Yun yawned. He suddenly remembered something and felt the need to share it with his friends.

"Has anyone in the live broadcast room visited the recent Zhuhai Air Show?"

"Those who have been there, tell me what the models of the Luanniao large-scale aerospace carrier platform, the Xuannv fighter plane and the Chengying tactical drone armor in the Nantianmen project look like."

The non-military fans in the live broadcast room were stunned. The Nantianmen Project, Luanniao and Xuannv, how could this sound like something pulled out of a fairy tale.

Military fans and water friends were excited to the climax on the spot. At the last Zhuhai Air Show, the J-20 became Mrs. Niu, and everyone basically rushed to the H-20, who hadn't shown up yet.

As a result, after I went there, I saw the Luanniao model, and their H20 Britney, who hadn't passed the door, was thrown into limbo on the spot and turned into a yellow flower of yesterday.

"Science fiction fans said that I am very interested in the Nantianmen project. If that plan cannot be realized, I will die with regret!"

"Post-80s have no chance, and post-90s and post-00s have a high probability of seeing it."

"Boom 20: I am the worst weapon in the country, please call me Mrs. Niu from now on."

"The Nantianmen plans to hang aliens. Is there anyone who makes it into a movie or writes a novel? I want to see it."

"Fusion reactors, force field generators, mind control battle armor, isn't this the concept proposed by Ying Jiang?"

"Yingjiang: Rabbit, what are you doing? [vomiting blood]

Rabbit: I am helping you realize your dream! 【cool】"

"It always feels like we discovered something on the moon some time ago, and we're ready to fight aliens. It's outrageous."

"I can't see those good things anymore. May the motherland become stronger and stronger [crying tears]"

Just as Jiang Yun was about to speak, old Taoist Zhang Zhishun woke up.

The old man turned on his phone. He originally wanted to check the time, but found that he hadn't exited Jiang Yun's live broadcast room. When he was about to exit, he glanced at the barrage, and his expression changed suddenly.

"Boy, the old man warns you to be careful and responsible in what you say. Our country is still the largest developing country in the world. How can we have the money to do those things?"

"The deck of the No. 003 aircraft carrier is still warped, and the new and greatly improved H-[-]K is covered under the colored strips of the AVIC New Aircraft R&D Center."

"I swear by the lifelong reputation of the patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty that Luanniao is the magic reformed Yun 20, Xuannv is the large-scale rainbow combat drone, and Chengying Tactical Drone Armor is DJI's small suicide drone. .”

"You kid, don't think that you are popular now. Someone likes you. If there are many people watching your live broadcast, you spread rumors everywhere. That's not good!"

Jiang Yun looked at Mr. Zhang who was talking eloquently, and fell silent on the spot.

(End of this chapter)