Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 102 Bee Swarm Nuisance (seeking monthly ticket)

After a short rest, the two followed the stream and left the valley.

At the mouth of the valley, there is a very thick chestnut tree with luxuriant branches and leaves.

At this time in autumn, when chestnuts are ripe, the leaves sway when the breeze blows, and thousands of chestnuts are looming among the branches.

Under the tree, there is also a layer of ripe and fallen chestnuts, all of them are plump, and they look like high-quality mountain products.

"Boy, that should be a chestnut tree. It can be eaten. Shall we pick some up and cook it at night?" Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun suggested.

Jiang Yun couldn't hold back, swallowed, and immediately nodded in agreement.

Xiaobai followed behind the two of them. It sniffed around and barked several times, but didn't dare to go any further.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun patted Xiaobai's head, and said with a smile, "I'm going to buy some oranges... No, I'm going to pick up some chestnuts. Stand here and don't move around."

Xiaobai nodded, and obediently lay down on the spot.

Listening to the conversation between one person and one fox in the live broadcast room, many people really couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"Fuck, Daoist, you are really hurtful, you actually took advantage of Xiaobai!"

"It's really too much. The host is actually bullying Xiaobai openly and honestly. He has no schooling and no education."

"Housekeeper, I'm going to buy some oranges, you stand in the live broadcast room and don't move around." (from the back, father to son)

Xiao Min, the room manager in the live broadcast room, saw the water friends frantically taking advantage of her, and she became angry instantly.

If I don't fight back, do you think my nickname of Big Mother Dragon is for nothing?

"[Xiao Min]: Okay, okay, go buy oranges, I'll eat two, and give you the rest." (from Luotuo Xiangzi, grandpa to grandson)

"Hey, the big female dragon actually went to school for a few days, not bad."

"Big female dragon sister YYDS!"

"[Xiao Min]: ?????"

"Big mother dragon, you can eat two more, soak the orange peel in some water and drink it [smirk]" (from four generations living together, great grandfather to great grandson)

Xiao Min watched the water friends frantically copying in the live broadcast room, and after posting this barrage, her teeth were itchy with anger.

When Jiang Yun got up, he habitually took out his mobile phone and glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room.

He found that his room manager was being yelled at by water friends, he smiled helplessly, and said: "Every layman, let me be fair."

"As we all know, Lu Xun once said: There is no such sentence in Four Generations Living under One Roof."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were immediately choked.

"Daoist, you are not talking about martial arts, how can you bring Lu Xun out?"

"Lu Xun: Yes, yes, yes, if you want to refute that others don't know what to say, you can make nonsense and say that I said it."

"Keep your eyes open, is this the ultimate pull between cultural people?"

"I graduated from elementary school and suffered from being uneducated. I feel like I can't find melons. What are you talking about?"

"The anchor is really tall and tough, I'm convinced, I'm convinced."

Jiang Yun and Taoist Zhang came under the chestnut tree. He picked up a fallen chestnut, cut it around with a knife, and peeled it off.

The chestnuts inside are white and plump. Take a light bite, and you will be full of fragrance, with a slight aftertaste of sweetness. They are indeed good chestnuts.

The two picked up seven or eight chestnuts in the ground, and the hiking backpack is really full now.

If you stuff it inside again, the backpack will really vomit.

"Mr. Zhang, this is a rare opportunity. Otherwise, I'll go up the tree and shake some chestnuts, so we can fill our pockets too." Jiang Yun said.

"It's fine. Put the chestnuts on the tree, and the animals around will waste them if they can't eat them. It's really shameful to waste food."

Seeing that Mr. Zhang agreed, Jiang Yun raised his head and looked up.

Originally, I wanted to see where it would be easier to get up the tree, but at a glance, I saw a spherical object the size of a human head more than three meters above my head.

That thing is a... hiss...

Seven or eight hornets the size of an adult's finger, dark yellow all over, with black rings on their bodies, flew down from the ball.

Killer bees, definitely killer bees!

This kind of killer bee is the descendant of local wasps and African wild bees. Compared with ordinary wasps, they are wilder, more poisonous, and more aggressive!

"Boy, calm down."

"I've seen this kind of wasp in the wild, as long as we stand still, they won't take the initiative to attack." The old priest Zhang Zhishun reminded.

Seven or eight wasps circled around the two of them several times before flying back slowly.

"Hold on, it's okay, we can go."

"Move out slowly, and don't provoke those wasps. Once they get into a rage, they can chase people for two or three miles."

Jiang Yun held his breath and slowly retreated to where Xiao Bai was, before he was completely relieved.

When the two of them were about to leave, Xiaobai's tail exploded instantly, and it opened its mouth to the grass on the right and roared: "Ha~~"

A half-sized wild boar slowly emerged from the grass. He ignored the two of them, but licked his tongue, and happily rushed towards the chestnut tree with four short legs.

Jiang Yun suddenly felt something was wrong.

Fuck, what does the wild boar want to do, there are no chestnuts under the tree!

The wild boar walked under the tree for a long time, and after eating the few chestnuts scattered in the corners of its horns, it began to hum.

Finally the guy raised his head, blinked his eyes, and thought of the chestnuts on the tree.

It leaned against the chestnut tree and arched hard.

huh huh huh~~~
As the branches swayed, hundreds of chestnuts fell like rain.

Accompanied by the chestnuts, there was a mass of blackness, and there were thousands of violent and unbearable killer bees.

The wild boar grunted and ran around after being stung by the killer bee before eating a few mouthfuls of chestnuts.

It didn't run very far before it was thrown to the ground by bee venom, and its life and death are unknown.

The furious killer bees scattered, and seven or eight killer bees rushed towards Jiang Yun and old Taoist Zhang unsteadily.

They are very imposing, with the bee needles on their tails, ready to sting people.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun's face changed. He circulated his internal energy, and the small medicine sickle in his hand was wrapped in sword energy and turned into a ball of white light.

The white light spread out, and within a few clicks, seven or eight killer bees fell to the ground.

"Boy, you have caused a catastrophe. After the killer bee dies, it will release chemical substances. It summons its companions to come here to avenge itself. Let's run away quickly." The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun's face changed.

As soon as his voice fell, the killer bees near the chestnut tree gathered together and rushed over.

Jiang Yun looked angrily at the wild boar under the chestnut tree, second senior brother, you are really a pig!
Brother bee, we could live in peace and harmony, since you are the first to attack, then don't blame the poor for attacking!

He swung the small medicine hoe in his hand twice, and smashed it directly at the beehive on the chestnut tree.

The hive was smashed to pieces and fell from the tree.

Jiang Yun took off the mountaineering bag on his body, picked up Xiaobai on the ground, poured his inner strength between his legs, and ran away.

Like the wind, he followed Mr. Zhang, rushed directly into the valley he had just come out of, and plunged headlong into the cold pool.

Just when the water was almost unbearable, the voice of the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun came from not far away.

"Boy, there is a cave behind the waterfall, which can temporarily hide from the killer bees."

Jiang Yun was overjoyed, he carried Xiao Bai to the cave behind the waterfall, and as soon as he came out of the water, he bumped into a familiar snake.

PS: Fellow book lovers, I’m going to buy some oranges, you stand here and don’t move around [funny] [dog head saves life]

(End of this chapter)