Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 100 Snake brother, why are you here

Chapter 100 Brother Snake, Why Are You Here?
When the two were about to go down the mountain, Xiao Bai suddenly retched.

Jiang Yun picked up Xiaobai nervously, and patted it on the back.

Seeing this, the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun put his hand under Xiao Bai's abdomen, and just touched it, and the smile on his face disappeared instantly.

"Mr. Zhang, what's going on?"

The old Taoist had a serious expression and remained silent.

When the netizens in the live broadcast room saw it, their hearts skipped a beat. It seemed that something was wrong!
"I'm not afraid of Western doctors smiling, but I'm afraid of Chinese medicine frowning. Xiaobai is still a child, so he won't be terminally ill, right?"

"Emmm, judging from the lifespan of a fox, Xiaobai is about 30 years old in human years, and should be at the level of a young woman, not a child."

"The slippery pulse moves like a pearl."

"Slipping the pulse is still a good thing, I'm afraid that Xiaobai is using his internal strength to stimulate his tendons to play the general order [dog head to save life]"

"If Xiaobai is Ximai, whose child will it be?"

"Nonsense, Xiaobai only sleeps in the same bed with the Taoist priest at night. If she becomes pregnant, it will be the Taoist priest's flesh...flesh... I will lose it, Xiaobai won't love us?"

After a long time, the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun sighed and said, "Boy, let your elder apprentice eat less in the future."

"It's full of sac meat under its stomach. I almost couldn't find where the pulse is. Don't worry, if you eat too much and have indigestion, you'll be fine if you spit it out."

Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was indigestion. If it was a happy pulse, then the matter could not be explained clearly.

Old Taoist Zhang took a step ahead, and he followed the side path, leaning on the wooden stick he picked up casually, and descended to the bottom of the valley.

Jiang Yun patted Xiaobai on the back and reprimanded him: "Did you hear that, you are not allowed to eat so much in the future."

"Oh~~vomit~"

"You said you, a good arctic fox with yellow flowers, what will you do if you eat a big one in the future?"

"Oh~~vomit~"

……

After Xiaobai vomited, his condition really improved a lot.

Only then did Jiang Yun hold it, and headed to the bottom of the valley from the small path, chasing after Old Taoist Zhang.

The bottom of the valley is very empty.

Except for a rather large cold pool under the waterfall, bluestones the size of millstones can be seen everywhere in it.

At this moment, old Taoist Zhang was holding a wooden stick, as if he was hitting something.

When Jiang Yun approached, he found that a Zhoushan cobra had twisted into a twist, and there was a half-foot-long carp not far away.

"Fuck, what's the situation?"

Before Old Taoist Zhang could speak, the water friends in the live broadcast room picked up the conversation.

"I don't know. As soon as I came in, I saw the old Taoist priest beating a cobra."

"I'm sure, the old Taoist master will definitely know martial arts!"

"Chang Wei: Are you guys polite?"

Old Daoist Zhang leaned on a wooden stick, panted heavily, and said, "Your boy came just in time, I will teach you a little bit."

"This snake is a Zhoushan cobra. It is a famous poisonous snake in Wudang Mountain. It is very poisonous and has a fast attack speed. What's ridiculous is that this guy is also a long-range shooter and can spray poison!"

"Being bitten by it, no matter how high your kung fu is, no matter how strong your internal strength is, if you don't use snake venom serum, you will definitely die."

"Fortunately, the old man came down first, saw this guy first, and acted first, and the snake was blinded by two sticks. If you take the lead and get bitten negligently, you will definitely die."

Jiang Yun looked at the painful and twisted look of the cobra, and shook his head sympathetically.

This primeval forest is so big, why can't you go, why do you have to lie here, what a bad luck!

"Mr. Zhang, this cobra is protecting animals. Don't kill it. I'll just fly him aside." After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he raised the wooden stick in his hand, ready to strike.

"Hiss~~~"

"Hiss hiss~~~~"

Hearing the familiar voice, the cobra raised its head and quickly spit out the snake letter.

Jiang Yun was stunned for a moment, and he looked at the cobra in front of him, somehow feeling familiar.

The cobra spread out and twisted twice.

The twisting posture is slightly unnatural, even ugly, as if it had been broken before.

"Boy, be careful of this vicious animal spraying poison. You are reluctant to kill. Let this old man come. I have also learned emergency avoidance in the criminal law!" Zhang Zhishun roared.

His voice was full of murderous intent, the wooden stick rose high and was about to fall.

Jiang Yun quickly hugged the old Taoist priest, looked at the cobra, and asked tentatively: "Brother Snake, are you guarding the snake with five heads and three seven kings?"

"Hiss hiss~~~"

The cobra nodded hastily, tears welled up in its eyes even contrary to common sense.

"Brother Snake, it's really you, how did you end up here!"

"Hiss hiss~~~"

"His~~~"

"Hiss~~"

The cobra looked at the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun and roared loudly. Its snake vomited like a machine gun.

Jiang Yun looked at Mr. Zhang, and translated, "You said that you came out of the nest because of the good weather, basked in the sun, ate fish, and sang songs, and suddenly you were beaten by that old Taoist..."

"Indeed, it's quite miserable. I can understand your grievance."

Old Taoist Zhang looked a little embarrassed, and the water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the cobra who was still complaining to Jiang Yun, and laughed out loud.

"Our anchor and Brother Snake really had a predestined relationship in the previous life, and it was a bad relationship. There is no one else who can bump into each other twice on such a big mountain."

"New fan, curious, when did the anchor see this cobra?"

"About a month ago, it was beaten up by the anchor that time, and it was given a five-headed Sanqiwang plant, which is very valuable."

"Why do I feel a little bit familiar with the scene that Cobra said?"

"You took your wife out of the city, ate hot pot and sang songs, and suddenly you were robbed by horse bandits. As the master was talking, tears welled up in his eyes."

"Let the bullets fly at that moment, at this very moment!"

Jiang Yun put down the wooden stick in his hand, looked at the cobra's curved tail, and said, "Brother Snake, the bone is still misplaced, you lie down, and I will fix the bone for you."

The cobra spat out the snake letter weakly, and lay on the ground directly.

"Boy, be careful." Zhang Zhishun reminded the old priest.

Jiang Yun shook his head, and replied: "Old Zhang, it's okay, this snake understands human nature, I grafted its bones last time, the five-headed three-seven king you bought from me is the treasure it guarded before. "

After he finished speaking, he stepped on the snake's head with one foot, pulled the snake's tail with the other hand, swung it twice, straightened the snake's body, and the cobra turned into a snake stick.

It can be clearly seen that this guy is slightly curved near the third of the tail.

In the second practice, Jiang Yun was very familiar with the road, hit the hole with one shot, and immediately started to use it. After two light presses, he pushed back the misplaced snake bone.

After the cobra regained its freedom, it raised its head at a 45-degree angle, looked up at the blue sky, and spit out a long mouthful of snake letter.

"Brother Snake, what are your plans for the future?"

"Hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss~~~"

"Don't ask, whoever asks this matter dies?"

Jiang Yun looked at the cobra, and he explained dumbfoundingly: "Brother Snake, you trust me, I really didn't follow you."

"I just went to the mountains to collect herbs. We met in the valley, it was purely fate, it was a coincidence!"

The cobra didn't reply, it turned its head and bit the carp next to it, and plunged into the cold pool with a sharp bite, twisted twice, and then disappeared.

Jiang Yun looked at Han Tan, shook his head, and said, "Brother Snake, you snake, your heart is still not open!"

(End of this chapter)

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