Chapter 539 Completely crazy
"No... Hey! What are you doing? Damn it!"

Cao Su jumped up from the hammock, turned over and fell to the ground!

"Stop it! Oh shit! Stop it!"

【Ding!It was detected that the host changed the fate of Cao Cao: Cao Cao's lifespan + 5 years! 】

【Ding!The host's deep affection for Cao Cao was detected: Cao Cao's lifespan +3 years! 】

"Do not!!!"

Cao Su hugged his head and knelt on the ground, wanting to cry without tears!

(/‵口′)/~╧╧!

"The system, I kiss your mother!"

Cao Su collapsed!
Totally broken!
No matter what he didn't expect, this reward would be so brutal!
more importantly……

why? !

Why? !
Why did all his own rewards go to Cao Cao?

And what's wrong with rewarding him? Give him a reward life!
[Dog system, do you know how hard I have been waiting for this day? ! 】

[Dog system, do you know how I got here all these years? 】

【Ahhh!It was hard to wait until Boss Cao was about to die!This dog system actually increases his lifespan! ! ! 】

【I really want to stuff a lollipop into your grandma's mouth! ! 】

[I threw up! ! 】

At this time, Cao Su's eyes were covered with bloodshot eyes, and he was crazily stamping on the spot, scratching his ears and cheeks in impotent fury, and he almost jumped into the river with his brain!

Guo Jia and Cao Ang rushed over from not far away at this time. They wanted to report something to Cao Su, but when they saw Cao Su's frantic appearance, the smiles on their faces gradually disappeared, and they couldn't help but look at each other!
"Oh my god, the lord is here to spur himself again!"

"Yeah, my uncle has won such a victory, and the entire Jiangdong can be included in his pocket. He is still so dissatisfied. He really tried every opportunity to reflect on it!"

"That's right, the Lord doesn't want us to see him like this all day long, which shows that his heart is already extremely strong, and he will only show his final weakness when he is alone!"

"Uncle is really distressing!"

"Yes!"

Guo Jia and Cao Ang leaned their bodies slightly, holding their hands under their navels and making offerings dignifiedly. Their eyes stayed on Cao Su all the time, and they didn't hear the words in their mouths!

"How about... shall we bother him later?"

Seeing that Cao Su didn't seem to want to stop, Guo Jia couldn't help suggesting.

"Alright! Uncle probably doesn't want us to see him like this!"

"Hmm! Yes! In fact, my lord is really trying to save face!"

"Let's go!"

After finishing speaking, the two turned around at the same time, and left without stopping...

But Cao Su was already scratching his face at this time, tears streaming down his face!

He counted in his mind, this dog system added 59 years to Cao Cao's life!
Just made Cao Su laugh out loud!
[Dog system!Get out of here, Lao Tzu! 】

【You don’t give me an explanation today!I will die with you! 】

[Damn it's okay to send Cao Cao away!What do you mean?Are you protecting Boss Cao or are you disgusting me?Or both? ! 】

[Adding one or two years of life is fine!You have added 59 years!Are you afraid Boss Cao won't die or what?Do you want him to boil Lao Tzu away? ! 】

However, his roar in his heart only got a cold explanation from the system!
[The final interpretation of this character belongs to this system, please don't mess around with the host! 】

"Nima's!"

Cao Su was completely blown away when he heard this!
[This is obviously a bug in your system, does it have something to do with me? ! 】

【pay!compensation! 】

[No compensation, wait for me to work hard with you! 】

When anyone suddenly says that they have to work overtime when the task reaches the final progress, it is inevitable that their mentality will explode!
At this time, Cao Su was in an extremely explosive moment!

[The final interpretation of this character belongs to this system, please don't mess around with the host! 】

As the system sounded again, Cao Su was stunned for a few seconds, and then he suddenly pulled up his legs and rushed towards the Yangtze River at a speed of [-] meters...

Fortunately, Guo Jia and Cao Ang had been observing his situation from a distance, and they wanted to eat melons in a good way!
But they never thought that Cao Su suddenly planned to throw himself into the river, and the expressions of the two of them changed drastically at the same time!

"Hey!! My lord committed suicide! Stop him!!"

Cao Rendianwei, who was standing by the river, was the first to react, and quickly rushed to intercept Cao Su, and threw him to the ground when the latter was less than ten steps away from the river!
Cao Su struggled frantically, but Dian Wei and Cao Ren were not to be outdone, they pressed his hands and feet with all their might!

"Let me go! Let me go!"

Guo Jia and Cao Ang came from behind, and they also hugged his feet tightly, shouting:
"My lord! Don't be like this! If there is any omission, we can find a way to correct it together. How can you be so demanding of yourself?"

Cao Ang also catered to the side and said:
"That's right, uncle! No one can do anything wrong without being a sage! What's more, you have already done a good job, why do you torture yourself in this way?!"

Guo Jia continued:
"My lord, we are grasshoppers in the same boat. You are the one who takes the lead. If you are so good, you have to punish yourself like this. How can we survive?!"

Listening to everyone's words, Cao Su couldn't hold back his tears at all, and cursed while crying:
"What the hell are you talking about? Woohoo! I just want to die! Don't stop me!!"

As soon as the words were finished, Dian Wei suddenly drew out his empty hand, facing Cao Su's face like a big bully!

Cao Su, who was still sobbing, was immediately stunned by the slap, and his crying stopped abruptly. He looked at Dian Wei in disbelief, and asked in a daze:
"You... why did you hit me?!"

Dian Wei said indignantly:

"You are our lord, how can you give up on yourself like this? We want to be neither arrogant nor impetuous, but if you are like this, you are not being humble. In the end, you are just being vain!"

Cao Su was stunned, and stared blankly at Dian Wei for more than ten seconds, the next moment...

"Your uncle's Dianwei!! Woohoo! It's not because of this! You are all poisonous, right?!"

"Don't cry!"

Dian Wei pushed forward again, with such force that Cao Su's teeth were knocked out!
"My mother told me since I was a child that we need to be modest and prudent, but we don't demand perfection from you, my lord. Perfect things can't exist in this world, and neither can you, my lord. Do yourself a favor and give us a way out! "

Feeling the burning pain on his face, Cao Su burst into tears!

"I...I...I'll kill you and me!! Ahhh! Are there any normal people!!"

He is completely crazy!
The system is also crazy!
The subordinates are also crazy!
I am also crazy!
All crazy!

[Destroy it!I'm really tired! 】

But when the few people were making a fuss, suddenly a small soldier rushed over and reported in panic:

"My lord! The prime minister's mansion was attacked by Zhou Yu! The prime minister... the prime minister's life and death are unknown!"

(End of this chapter)

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