Chapter 14 I'm OK

Immortal?

When Cao Cao heard these crucial words, he was completely shocked!

The legend of immortals has been circulated since the beginning of Qin Shihuang Yingzheng. He Cao Cao naturally heard of it, but he always thought it was a folk rumor and could not be believed.

But at this time, he heard such appalling news from Cao Su's mouth. How could he not be surprised?
Feeling, this kid tried his best to murder him, but he wanted to become an immortal?

If these words were said from Cao Su's mouth, Cao Cao would definitely immediately invite Cao Ren and others to come and take him down, killing his relatives righteously.

He will never keep a person who is full of mouths running on the train and thinking about harming him all day long, even if this person has outstanding talent and is his biological brother.

But these are the voices of Cao Su!
It's impossible to lie in your heart, right?

Thinking of this, Cao Cao immediately understood why Cao Su had such a great talent but didn't want to enter the office, and why he wanted to send himself away all day long...

With this layer of temptation, only fools compete for power in the secular world!
Although I don't know where Cao Su learned of the fallacy that as long as he died, he could become an immortal, but Cao Cao was able to draw several conclusions...

Either this foolish kid was deceived, or he was really a mortal mortal, but looking at the situation, it is estimated that the probability of the former is relatively high!
After thinking about this clearly, Cao Cao's killing intent towards Cao Su slowly dissipated, because he had already determined...

This thing is a salted fish...

All day long, I just think about the flat salted fish...

His talent is true, so is salted fish, and it is true that he wants to send himself away!
but!But it poses no threat to himself!
On the contrary, I can hear the voice of this salted fish, and can perfectly avoid many death situations...

This son...

Never kill!

Not only can't kill, but also protect him well!
To put it a bit exaggerated, my little brother is his future mascot of Cao Cao!
If you get this thing, you will win a million body armor guards!

"Hahaha!"

Thinking of this, Cao Cao suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed loudly. He laughed very cheerfully, and did not hide the joy in his heart at all!
Cao Su: ? ? ?
[Boss Cao, you...don't do this!I am afraid! 】

【Is this really going to be crazy? 】

"Hahaha!"

Cao Cao laughed even more, so much so that he burst into laughter and blushed!

Cao Su looked at Cao Cao, who seemed to have been stabbed in 108 laughing points, with a bewildered face, and the whole person panicked!
Since you can't figure out the situation, join him!

"Haha...haha! It's so funny!"

Cao Su's laugh was uglier than crying, and he was pandering to Cao Cao with the flesh on his face.

After an unknown amount of time, Cao Cao finally stopped laughing and patted Cao Su on the shoulder.

"Brother, I was just joking with you just now. If you can help me, I, Cao Cao, are like Xiang Yu who got Han Xin and Shi Huang who got the Longevity Pill, and he will be invincible!"

"Brother...Brother is wrong!"

Cao Sugan laughed and cautiously.

[Damn, does Boss Cao learn Sichuan Opera?Changing your face is the same as turning on beauty! 】

【Gan!I almost thought I was going to die! 】

[Hey~ But why do I feel that Boss Cao's attitude towards me seems to...become kind! 】

[Did I say something right again?No, Boss Cao, what did I do right, but you say, I can't change it? 】

"Hahaha! No way! Brother Rong Wei laughs a little longer! Brother, rest well, brother Wei won't bother you anymore!"

After dispelling the doubts he had been wanting to know, Cao Cao suddenly found that this was so interesting, very funny.

Laughing loudly, he stood up and left Cao Su's carriage, leaving only the latter messed up in the wind...

Cao Suqi froze in place for a long time before finally recovering and muttering to himself, "This Nima... is she crazy?"

Then he glanced outside the carriage door and saw that Cao Ren was still looking at him with an extremely resentful look, which shocked him suddenly!
"Fuck! Brother Ren, what are you doing?!"

Without a word, Cao Ren jumped into the carriage and stared at Cao Su without moving his eyes.

Cao Su subconsciously covered the quilt in front of his chest, so nervous that he was incoherent:

"Ren... Brother Ren, you, you, think twice, it's not certain who stabs who!"

"Who stabbed who for what? I ask you, did you recommend Xiahou Dun to your elder brother as a military advisor?"

Cao Ren sat down and asked with round eyes.

Cao Su was taken aback for a moment, then heaved a sigh of relief.

"Oh...you said this? This was ordered by the elder brother himself, it has nothing to do with me!"

As long as it's not fencing...

Cao Ren grinned and shouted:
"But that was also recommended by you. Don't try to fool me, right?"

Cao Su was startled again by his hideous gaze, and said with a dry smile:
"Brother Ren... I just said a few words casually, so I won't fool me? Haha!"

"It's bullshit!"

Cao Ren slapped the side of the carriage with a slap and smashed the window, causing Cao Su to feel distressed for a while.

"What kind of person Xiahou Dun is, do you not know Cao Su? He is full of women and brawlers. If he wants to be a counselor, the three armies will be finished!"

Cao Su was stunned by his sudden outburst. For fear that he would slap another window away, he hurriedly shielded him and diverted the topic:

"Actually, eldest brother Xiahou Dun is just reckless. It would be good to accumulate more experience in the future!"

"It's absurd!" Cao Ren continued to scold him righteously: "I grew up with him, don't I know how much he weighs? It's okay to let him lead the troops to fight, but a military advisor is too much for our army. It's important, how can you be so sloppy?"

Cao Su was also touched by his serious attitude.

He originally thought that Cao Ren was just a general who could only drink and fight fiercely, but he didn't expect to have such a careful side.

It really is a generation of valiant generals by Boss Cao's side, and at this time, there are not many of them in the whole Three Kingdoms.

"Then Brother Yiren, what do you mean...what is it?"

Cao Su put away his contempt and prepared to listen.

Cao Ren looked around, approached him and said seriously:

"I want to say...As a military advisor, I can do it, too. Brother Cao Su, please help me to recommend it to my eldest brother anytime!"

Cao Su: ? ? ?
Looking at Cao Ren with an extremely serious face, Cao Su was so angry... It was like the Shenzhou No. [-] broke through the atmosphere and reached the Tianling Gai, and he laughed out loud!
"Brother Cao Su, don't laugh, let me tell you, you may not know that I, Cao Ren, have been studying military since childhood..."

"roll!"

Cao Su directly interrupted Cao Ren's self-recommendation and spit out a word of truth.

"No! Brother Cao Su, don't be angry! I..."

"Are you going to get out? I'm going to get out if you don't get out!!"

Cao Su felt that his IQ had been hit by [-] points, and he had never been so stupid before to believe Cao Ren's nonsense...

"I'll get out! I'll get out right away!" Cao Ren saw Cao Su's anger, and immediately exited the carriage with a dry smile. Before leaving, he didn't forget to leave a sentence: "Remember to recommend me to eldest brother! I'll wait for you!"

I Nima...

Cao Su took the hammer beside him, and when he chased after him, Cao Ren had already run away!

In the end, only through the shattered window, he shouted loudly:
"Damn it! The whole family is crazy!! Gan!"

Cao Ang, who was not far away, saw his father talking to Cao Su in the distance, and when he saw him scolding Cao Ren's uncle away, the latter didn't dare to say anything, and he was so excited!

"Gan? Insane? Haha! I learned it again! As expected, I will be respected if I talk like this. I will perform it for my father another day, and my father will definitely appreciate me!"

(End of this chapter)

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