Jiayou fun things

Chapter 967 Bear Zun (2)

"Is there something wrong?"

Lu Bi looked at King Chunlan who was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and asked him humbly.

"Very wrong."

King Chunlan looked at Lu Tong expressionlessly, his handsome face twitching uncontrollably.

After pondering for a moment, he told Lu Qi the key point of it—General Ya Ya said that he treated the sale of Qian Hulu as his own business...that was not an exaggeration at all, and there was absolutely no lie at all.

These ghosts and goblins in Yunchaling, after they said this, they didn't know anyone else at all. They would really regard this company as their own company, and the people in the company as their own brothers and sisters.

Therefore, if someone dares to bully the "brothers" who they regard as their own family members on their territory, General Yu Ya will really act with a knife, and he will definitely not let you get a white knife in and a red knife out Will not let it go.In a word, if you have this relationship with General Yuya, you can walk sideways in Yuya City.

But, on par.

Compared with the power that you can run rampant in Yuya City, your obligation is - everyone is your own family, and the business of Qian Hulu is also the business of General Yuya's own business.

Since it's my own business...

Then, General Yuya, and those subordinates of General Yuya, those minions, those little monsters, when things are not in hand, come to you to eat and drink, is it normal?If there is a piece of clothing missing, it's normal to come here to pick up one, right?If the female fairy they are dating is short of rouge and gouache or something, it's okay to come to the family to grab a few loads of goods, right?

You can't say that they took these little monsters for nothing.

These little monsters, if something happens to them, they really dare to use a knife to help you - because you are recognized by General Yu Ya as one of your own, and your business is their own business.Then, when it is inconvenient to have food and drink, it is not a very serious thing to go to your own business to get some and get some.

As for saying, give money!

What kind of money do you give for your own business?

King Chunlan sighed faintly—in Yuya City, no, throughout Yunchaling, there are many kings, kings, generals, marshals, vanguards, etc... They don’t have any bad intentions, they are all one root.If you get along with them sincerely, they will be brothers with you with all their hearts.

The problem is, although these monsters have no bad intentions, they...'have no intentions'!

They don't know anything about 'economy' and 'finance'; they don't know anything about cost, profit, turnover, operation, etc., and they don't want to learn, let alone learn... For them Said, the mountains and plains are full of food and drink, and there are good things they can take at will, why should they learn these messy things?

Therefore, the kings, kings, generals, marshals, vanguards of Yuya City, Heifengling, and Yunchaling... who used to be shopkeepers of many companies and shops did not understand this truth.

They got along so well with these monsters, as if they were brothers.

Then, they all went bankrupt!
Lu Yu was quite embarrassed when he heard it, and cold sweat continued to ooze from his forehead.He looked at King Chunlan and said with a dry smile, "That's why I have a relationship with General Yuya..."

King Chunlan sighed quietly: "The problem is not that big. Anyway, we are here this time to do things. Regardless of whether the things can be done well, anyway, this money gourd account will not be used in the future. If so, how many It’s nothing to spend on things outside of your body.”

King Chunlan made it clear, and so did Lu Yu.

Tsk, he didn't expect that General Yuya and these monsters in Yunchaling would have such a personality?

After thinking for a while, Lu Jia murmured: "So, these monsters in Yunchaling have been easily deceived these years? They have suffered a lot? Their character, tsk tsk!"

King Chunlan shook his head and waved his hands: "That's wrong. What can they suffer?"

"They have nothing on their bodies, nothing but flesh and blood."

"They don't understand business, they don't understand economics, and they always go in with their left hand and out with their right hand. They eat everything and wipe it off every day. If you want to squeeze oil out of them, what oil can you squeeze out of them? They are beautiful. Is it?"

"Great Xiong has an order that the monsters of Yuncha Ridge are not allowed to step out of Yuncha Ridge. Whoever dares to step out will directly break their legs."

"Since they can't leave Yuncha Ridge, they don't have much wealth, and they don't even have much beauty... Even if they are deceived, what can you deceive them? In Yuncha Ridge, they can't afford to be left or right."

King Chunlan pointed at his own head, and said with a wry smile: "They are stupid, but at the same time, they are also very pure... single-minded, without much thought. But just because they are extremely stupid, they become invulnerable. "

Lu Yu suddenly realized.

I'm very poor, so you can't squeeze anything out of me.

Lao Tzu is stupid, so all kinds of tricks are useless.

Lao Tzu is very domineering, very domineering, so as long as you are on the territory of Yunchaling, all your heretical tricks will be useless to Lao Tzu.

I won't take a step away from Yuncha Ridge... So, no matter how many tricks you have, as long as you are in Yuncha Ridge, you won't be able to make any plans against Lao Tzu...

Respond to all changes with the same, I will not move in the eight winds, let the evil winds in the south, east, north and west of you blow around!
On the contrary, I do whatever I want on my own land, eat whatever I want, drink whatever I want, and do whatever I want. You have to cooperate with Lao Tzu’s rules and play according to the rules on my land... Okay, or do something else, in short, what I say is the rule, and all interpretations are in my hands!

If you are not convinced!
Do you understand the old man Hanhai at the door?Even the commander-in-chief of the heavenly guards who survey the heavens and guard the gods is not an opponent. You should think about it first and see if you want to be sideways, or sideways, or sideways...it's up to you in Yunchaling!

that night.

The four little minotaurs carried a small sedan chair with soft fragrant vines, and ran over to the Qian Hulu with a 'hum huh huh'.Lu Qi sat on the sedan chair, and four little minotaurs carried the sedan chair. In front of them were four little goblins beating gongs to open the way, followed by a dozen bouncing little mountain mouse spirits with three-foot short guns in their hands. , Ahu and a group of people followed closely behind, and the small team followed the Panshan Road in Yuya City, swaggering all the way through the city, and went straight to the Xuncheng General's Mansion.

Along the way, there are quite a few such teams.

They all went to patrol the city during the day to give enough 'gifts' to General Yu Ya, and were regarded as shopkeepers of his own people by General Yu Ya.

Crowds of little demons came and went in and out of the famous restaurants and restaurants in Yuya City, and jars of old wines of all kinds moved to Xuncheng General's Mansion like flowing water.The delicacies cooked by chefs of all colors were also packed into huge food boxes, and they were moved to the top of the mountain along the winding mountain road by the lively little demons.

In the huge mountain city, long tables were set up on the street, and the General Xuncheng’s mansion opened a large banquet to celebrate Heiyun Jun’s fruitful battle results—but all the people of Yuya City, whether they are foreign merchants or sit on the ground The merchants, or the natives, etc., as long as they can eat and drink, they can sit and eat and drink at will on the street.

The kind that don't give money.

All expenses are borne by the shops along the street.

Drinks, dishes, labor costs, etc... are all 'friendly sponsorship' by these shops!
"These fireworks are so beautiful!"

Sitting on the small soft sedan chair, Lu Bi looked up at the sky in amazement.

In various places in Yuya City, on one after another of the mountain peaks, there were little demons jumping for joy and lighting clusters of fireworks.Accompanied by the sharp whistle sound, a puff of fireworks rose into the sky and exploded in the sky.Groups of fireworks lit up the sky, startled countless little demons cheering, and there was a commotion everywhere.

The little demons carried soft sedan chairs and had already climbed halfway up the mountain.

Lu Yi looked back, and saw that the huge Yuya City was decorated with lights and festoons everywhere, and the lights were brilliant everywhere, and the fireworks exploded continuously, illuminating countless joyful faces in the city.

Whether it is the natives of the mountain city, or the little monsters in the villages outside, or those pedestrians who eat and drink for free, etc., all of them are smiling and dancing happily... Occasionally, there are a few ugly faces in the crowd, They must all belong to the "shopkeepers" who "voluntarily set up a running water table"!

Lu Yu laughed 'hehehe'.

The customs of Yuncha Ridge are interesting!

The little demons carried soft sedan chairs to the square in front of the Xuncheng General's Mansion, where General Yuya and several of his confidants were already waiting here.

On the square, a running water mat has also been set up. In the city of Yaya, all kinds of people with heads and faces are gathering here to eat and drink.But many people's attention was obviously still on General Yuya.

I saw that General Yuya was wearing a scarlet battle robe inside, and a bronze battle armor with a javelin pattern on the outside. There was no helmet on his head, and his huge bear head was dusty and oiled, and he was well dressed. His long hair floated comfortably in the evening wind.

Seeing Lu Yu and other 'good brothers' coming over, General Yu Ya greeted him a few times warmly, then jumped up and shouted: "Hurry up, let's go, let's go, it will take a while to get to Heifengling." ...The Black Wind King is not a good-tempered person, he will be beaten if he is late!"

With an order, the little demons carried soft sedan chairs and followed General Yu Ya into a big boat.

With a whistle, the pitch-black boat soared into the sky.Hundreds of monsters and ghosts transformed from raptors like eagles and vultures flapped their wings and followed behind the big boat, heading southeast in a cloud of smoke.

The big boat travels extremely fast, and it can fly more than [-] miles in about a quarter of an hour.Flying over dozens of mountains and forests in this way, a big black mountain in front of it was pulled up flat like a screen, and it stood upright in front of it.

The black clouds all over the sky surged with the black wind, and hit the steep cliff, making a loud 'rumbling' sound.A ray of evil spirit rushed straight into the sky from the tallest main peak in the middle, spread out above the black clouds, and turned into a black banner dancing flutteringly in the wind. In the middle of the banner was a grinning black bear head. Gu Panshenghui.

Well, this Black Wind King is a black bear?
It makes sense.

Big Bear Zun is an old black bear, and it is only reasonable that there is a brood of bear cubs running rampant in Yuncha Ridge.

The big boat went straight to the main peak of Heifengling, and along the way, one by one big boats were surrounded by various birds and monsters, galloping like lightning.On the main peak of Heifeng Ridge in front, there was a sound of gongs and drums, and lights and festoons were festooned. There were quite a few little demons dressed in colorful silk and satin costumes, running around like spinning tops, and they didn't know what they were busy with.

On the main peak of Heifeng Ridge, there is a rather magnificent mansion.

Now on the square in front of the mansion, in the mountains and forests on the left and right, and in the open spaces, banquets have been set up.There are also teams of little demons carrying all kinds of drinks and delicacies to and fro, constantly adding wine and vegetables to each table.

And inside the mansion, the lights were brightly lit, and the drums were playing to the sky.

A big black bear with a height of several feet is dressed in fancy clothes, like a welcome guest in a circus, standing waddlingly at the gate of the mansion, laughing and laughing towards the generals, marshals, pioneers, etc. The bosses greeted each other.

"Hahaha, here you come? Hey, what gift did you prepare? Tsk, it's shiny, not bad!"

"Oh, this gift is not bad, Mr. Heiyun will definitely like it. Go in and drink it yourself, and I will respect you three jars later, brother."

"Yuya, you came early enough...don't even think about going back until you get drunk today. Oh, these beads are so bright, so precious..."

"Drink more, drink more! My family, you're welcome."

The monsters in Yunchaling act very simply.King Heifeng just stood at the gate like this, when a guest came, he directly showed the congratulatory gift from his family.Seeing that the gift was satisfactory, King Heifeng smiled happily, and let people enter the hall, choose a good place to sit and drink first.If the gift is not very satisfactory, the Black Wind King's face drooped, and with a casual finger, he asked someone to stand on a running water mat in the square at the entrance!
Lu Yi followed General Yu Ya all the way into the hall, entered the mansion of King Heifeng, passed through the school yard in front of the gate, and entered the main hall directly.The hall was brightly lit and extremely lively.There are huge piles of delicious food and wine on the huge tables, and all kinds of monsters such as bear monsters, tiger monsters, leopards, pythons, dragons, mountain turtles, rocs and other monsters are entrenched in one side, and they are "clicking" to let go of their stomachs and eat violently.

Lu Yi also heard that there were a few guys with extremely thick belly, who were eating and drinking, while muttering to the entourage around them: "This is only bought by giving a lot of good treasures, stuffed to death. , eat more, don't lose money... Tsk, where is Mr. Heiyun? Why don't you see him?"

Lu Yi followed General Yu Ya to a large table that was very close to the main seat in the middle, and picked up a stool by himself to sit on, without any polite greetings. , "Hang Chi Hang Chi", I haven't said a word yet, this guy has already killed seven or eight jars of old wine, and ate two slices of wild boar.

During the mad eating of Haisai, General Ya Ya did not forget to slap Lu Ni on the shoulder several times, and howled "Aww" at the top of his voice: "The shopkeeper of Xiaoqian, good brother, my brother... from now on, his family's business, brother Please take care of me..."

There were generals, marshals, vanguards, and the like, most of which were tigers, leopards, and wolves. They came up with all kinds of bowls and wine jars, and drank happily with General Yuya.

There were also demons and goblins who came to Lu Ni, squinted at him, and said provocatively, "If you belong to a brother, drink it to death" and other coquettish words.

Lu Qi was not stage-frightened either, so he raised the wine jar and fought with these monsters.

The acupoints in the body are agitated, the blood is tumbling like an oven, and a jar of fine wine is poured in, without even splashing a little water.Groups of little demons were running back and forth, and all kinds of fine wines were brought up like flowing water.Lu Yu and a group of monsters fought heartily together. In just over an hour, everyone began to call them brothers. Some people stripped off their clothes and started punching and clamoring. Inside started a fight to add to the fun.

It's really a group of demons dancing wildly, it's really a miasma.

But... male creatures, no matter if they are humans, or some kind of monsters, the more they are in this kind of atmosphere, the easier it is to get along with each other.

Although such friends in wine and meat are often not very reliable.But in many cases, the friendship between male creatures starts from the wine and meat friends.

Several generals, marshals, and vanguards have already slapped their chests and made promises to Lu Qi-as long as Lu Qi opens his own shop on their territory, he will be a real family, a real business, no matter what he wants Whatever business you do, it is guaranteed to be the only one, and other people don't want to compete with Qian Hulu!
After all the fuss, the red-faced Black Wind King swayed in, and happily grabbed a wine jar: "The people who can sit here today are all my true brothers... ...Ha, I am very satisfied with the treasures sent by you brothers... Lord Heiyun will definitely be very satisfied too!"

"Come on, we are all my brothers. When you come, you must eat well and drink well... make three jars first!" The Black Wind King laughed like thunder, and the hall was buzzing.

Lu Yu was as good as he was, and he also raised the wine jar.

In the hall, a group of demons and goblins, as well as those who came here with them, the "gold masters" of various shops and shops, or the big bosses, all smiled happily, raised various wine vessels, and shouted "Drinking wins!" ', one by one drinking to their heart's content.

Lu Yan gulped down the fine wine, and saw that in the hall, those monsters and ghosts, like generals with sharp teeth, were drinking with all their hearts and minds, and they were all wanton and unrestrained.

And following all the demons and goblins here, there are many "gold masters" and "big bosses" who have the same status as Lu Yi, and half of them look indifferent. A 'serious businessman' who breaks friendship.

As for the remaining half of the people, their eyes flickered, and when they were drinking, they spent only three or four minutes at most.

These people are probably just like Lu Qi, with a certain boss behind him, with some kind of special mission, they come here with ulterior motives, ulterior motives, right?
Alas, this is just... the turmoil is treacherous, and the sword, light and sword are gone!
Lu Bi was enjoying the subtle expressions of many people in the hall with great interest. In the hall, behind the black stone screen, which was more than ten feet high and nearly a hundred feet wide, heavy footsteps sounded.

"It's okay, it's okay, put a hundred hearts, a thousand hearts, this is Yunchaling, this is our brother's own territory... brother, you can eat, drink, and have fun here ...Who dares, who can, come here to embarrass you brother?"

"To put it bluntly, even if the scumbags of the Heavenly Court ate their guts and dared to come to Heifengling to stab your brother, as a brother, I guarantee that they will all be chopped into meat paste, and none of them can leave here whole!"

"This is our own territory, we can eat, drink and have fun!"

"Well, brother, what kind of girl do you like?"

"How about I get you a few girls from the Polar Bear family? They have big arms and round waists, and their buttocks can weigh tens of thousands of catties. Hey, sitting down all of a sudden will make you fly!"

"Let me tell you, if you're looking for a girl, you have to look for the kind of big-armed, powerful ones...those enchanting girls, their waists straighten up, and accidentally, 'click', their waists are broken... What else is this playing?"

Following the loud yelling, Mr. Heiyun, whose face was already flushed from drinking, and Yuan Yu came out with a large group of armored demons and ghosts.

Heifeng King smashed the wine jar in his hand on the ground with a 'boom', and roared loudly: "Brothers, welcome Heiyun Lord... Hahahaha, this battle of Heiyun Lord, He played the majesty of our Yunchaling, played the style of our Yunchaling... Brothers, congratulations to Lord Heiyun!"

"Hey, hey, hey!"

Don't expect a group of stubborn monsters and ghosts to say such a good congratulatory speech.These monsters, whose faces were flushed from drinking, raised their wine jars one by one, spit at Lord Heiyun at the top of their throats, howling at the top of their lungs!

Mr. Heiyun, and a large group of confidant demon generals around him, all of them were full of red faces, smug, holding various wine jars and big sea bowls in their hands, "hahaha", they quickly fought with the demons and ghosts in the hall. There was a ball.

Wine jars collide with each other, and sea bowls collide with each other.

Drinks were splashed, and all kinds of rude greetings sounded like thunder.Bowls and altars of fine wine were poured into the mouth, "gudong gudong", the energy of the wine came up, and everyone began to get excited.

No prelude, no brewing.

In short, everyone started to drink and eat as much as they wanted, and toss to death as much as they wanted.

Rules... Etiquette... Yunchaling's banquet has never had any rules and no etiquette - the host arrives, the guests arrive, the wine is full, the meat is full... all the elements of a perfect banquet are complete.The rest is to drink to death, drink to death, the one who can stand at the end is a hero, and whoever gets drunk halfway is naturally a bastard!
Lord Heiyun and a group of kings and marshals were torn into a mess.

Yuan Ge suddenly became alone.

He was dressed in fur and fine clothes, standing in the brightly lit and crowded hall, but the surrounding was as empty and deserted as a ghost.

With a cold face, he put on a face that strangers are not close to. These narrow-minded monsters are instinctive, and they are too lazy to get close to him; Some of the 'gold masters' who came here to participate in the banquet were afraid of getting into trouble, unwilling to mix right and wrong, and stayed away from Yuan Yu on purpose.

And there are more people, like hunters, hiding in the crowd, carefully observing Yuan Yu, vigilantly observing everyone in the hall, observing Yuan Jia's every move, observing everyone's every move , patiently waiting for possible opportunities.

Lu Yu was also hiding in the crowd, and he followed closely beside the tall and fat General Yan Ya, who was enough to act as a perfect barrier, and smiled and clinked glasses with the ghosts and ghosts he knew or didn't know.

He was also very patient, observing Yuan Yu's every move.

He didn't know that Mr. Heiyun brought Yuan Ju here, but left Yuan Ju alone in the hall. Is this fishing?

Mr. Heiyun, and those demons and ghosts around him, are not so smart, are they?
However, who knows?
Lu Yu observed patiently...he didn't want to be a leader.If in Yuncha Ridge, he was tricked by a group of demons and ghosts who seemed to have no intentions, and if the news spread, would he have the face to face others in the future?

Yuan Ke was in a daze among the crowd for a while, then he simply walked to the central seat beside the main seat, and sat down calmly.He got a small wine jar and a small wine cup, poured himself a drink, and watched the group of demons dancing in the hall with a smile on his face.

Soon, Yuan Li distinguished different groups of people from the crowd.

He raised his wine glass and smiled at the 'gold masters' whose eyes were twinkling from the air. When these 'gold masters' saw Yuan Li's eyes on him, they also raised their wine glasses one after another, as if they were indifferent. The one who did it nodded his head to Yuan Gu.

The atmosphere in the hall gradually became a little weird.

After Yuan Li poured himself a drink and drank more than [-] cups of good wine, in the chaotic crowd, a big man with a leopard head, who was over ten feet tall, swayed, walked out of the crowd with scarlet eyes, and wobbled to Yuan Yuan. In front of Yuan Ge, with a sound of 'dong', he put the wine jar in front of Yuan Ge.

"Yuanjia boy? I heard that the emperor of the heaven is your father?"

The leopard-headed man was sticking out his big tongue and smelled of alcohol, obviously very drunk.

But Lu Bi felt surprised, the cultivation base of this leopard-headed man is also a star-level master who has opened up more than [-] orifices, and as a monster, his body is very strong, and his alcohol capacity is first-class strong.

How long have you been drinking this?

Can you get drunk like this?

This big man with a leopard head was either pretending to be a deliberate appearance, or he was possessed by someone else.

Lu Qi glanced at the crowd.

The crowd in the hall was chaotic, monsters and people mixed together, and there were countless ways to manipulate...

"The Great Emperor Taichu is my uncle." Yuan Ge looked at the leopard-headed man very reservedly: "This fellow Taoist..."

"I heard that you stole your father's treasure from the bottom of the box?" The leopard-headed man interrupted Yuan Yu's words, his eyes flashed with an extremely greedy fierce light, and his huge head was directly in front of Yuan Jia's chest, The two bloodshot eyes stared straight at each other's eyeballs: "I heard that your father is relying on that treasure to secure the throne of the Emperor of Heaven?"

"I heard that whoever can get that treasure will be the next Heavenly Court Emperor?"

The voice of the leopard-headed man was extremely loud.

There was a sudden silence in the hall.

Including Mr. Heiyun, who was still drinking happily just before he took a breath, all the monsters, ghosts, and shopkeepers of the clan all fell silent.Everyone kept their bodies still, turned their heads, and all their eyes fell on Yuan Yu!

Lu Yan almost burst out laughing!
Ha, I thought Lord Heiyun had a lot of brotherly loyalty - in order to meet Yuan Ju, he could lead the army of demons in Yunchaling to confront the army of heaven... Unexpectedly, he was also thinking about this bad thing about Yuan Ju !
Look at Mr. Heiyun's two small eyeballs flickering rapidly, tsk tsk, there's a hint of can't wait!
If it wasn't for the embarrassment, Lu Yu even suspected that Lord Heiyun would personally take Yuan Jia down and imprison him in a small black prison for torture.

Countless eyes fell on Yuan Ge.

greedy.

brutal.

ruthless.

indifferent.

All kinds of unkind eyes were like knives, slashing and pulling at Yuan Yu's body willfully and recklessly.The eyes of many giant monsters among them seemed to be solidified, and their gazes fell on Yuan Yu. Lu Yi noticed that Yuan Jia's flesh and blood were slightly sunken because of the eyes of these giant monsters!
"Nothing." Yuan Ge smiled and looked at the leopard-headed man: "How can there be such a thing in the world?"

The blood in the eyes of the leopard-headed man became more and more intense, and a strong wildness spread out from his body. The long hairs covered with money patterns were moving without wind, and the sharp long hairs rubbed against each other, making a constant "clang clang" sound.

"You said no? I don't believe it!"

"Take it off yourself, take off your clothes, and let me see if you really don't have that treasure on you!" The leopard-headed man grinned brightly.

Heiyun Jun coughed lightly, and said, "Damn Leopard, what are you doing? Yuan Yu, but my guest, my friend, my brother... it's us, my family!"

Heiyun-jun's voice was rather weak.

And among the crowd, there was a handsome young man with a suave air, with platinum flames flowing under his skin, who seemed to be somewhat similar to the Holy Spirit clan under the command of Emperor Tailin, Heiyun-jun's words were directly followed.

"We know the loyalty of Lord Heiyun."

"This time, Mr. Heiyun, for the sake of brotherly loyalty, led the heroes of Yunchaling to fight against the army of heaven, and destroyed a million enemy ships in one battle... This kind of loyalty is so righteous, no one can tell Half of them didn't come."

"However, Lord Heiyun has enough loyalty, but some people, he is sorry for the loyalty of Lord Heiyun!"

"Some people took things they shouldn't have taken, and took them to their brothers' territory to take refuge... To put it bluntly, this is causing trouble to the east, and this is using their own brothers to block the sword!"

The handsome young man let out a long sigh: "I don't want to see such lowly tricks."

In the crowd, many people nodded one after another, clamoring 'buzzing'.

"Yeah, we can't see such means."

Lu Yu nodded secretly. He looked at the silent Lord Heiyun, and sneered wildly in his heart—come on, this black bear spirit also needs face...well, he wants to be a bitch and also wants to set up an archway... ...This method is a bit rough, but for a brood of spirit bears, it can be regarded as a bit tricky, and it is a bit in place.

Let's see how Yuan Jie accepts the move!

(End of this chapter)