Jiayou fun things

Chapter 32 Absurd Fire Fighting
When a kind-hearted prince was busy adding fuel to Qi Fangyuan's fire and fighting the fire with his salary, Lu Yu had already infiltrated Sijifang.

Just on the west side of the main street in Qifangyuan, Lu Yan, Luo Qingzhou and other generals guarding the palace prison, school captains, wrestlers, supervisors, etc., can have nearly a thousand people mixed in.

The young masters and young ladies of Sijifang refused the entry of Dayin's official forces.

Therefore, apart from Lu Lu, who was originally in casual clothes, Luo Qingzhou and the others were very efficient. They smashed the doors of hundreds of households nearby, 'temporarily requisitioned' a group of plainclothes people, and they came in like this.

Around Qifangyuan, a group of demons danced wildly.

In the gardens bordering Qifang Garden, the young masters and young ladies living here are busy moving with a large group of guards and servants.

They took out the precious gold and silver, and then threw some less valuable beds, wardrobes and other items into the sea of ​​​​fire.

Lu Yu could hear clearly, there were several noble princes in Chinese clothing, standing on the street, triumphantly thinking about how to 'pay bills' tomorrow.

"This fire is clearly caused by the ineffective handling of the officials of Honglu Temple and Fengtiaofang."

"Isn't it? They have to carry this black pot!"

"Ah, the [-] pieces of fine silk and satin that I just sent from my house were burnt cleanly with just such a fire!"

"Scare, what is [-] pieces of silk and satin? The [-] pieces of jacquard brocade that my family gave me just a few years ago."

"Huh, a few brothers are really wealthy, so, obviously, I was burned [-] baskets of premium tribute tea, is this also reasonable?"

"Tsk, it's really heartbreaking. My uncle just sent me 200 bear skins, [-] tiger skins, [-] leopard skins, [-] fox skins, and several other skins. The total value exceeds [-] million guan."

Lu Ruan grinned.

These bastards have tens of thousands of silks and satins, brocades, tens of thousands of baskets of tea leaves and tens of thousands of feet of fur. Although your garden is exquisite and gorgeous, can you store so many things?

The prince of the southern barbarian who was covered in tattoos, rode a black bull with horns of a different species, with a top helmet and armor, and was carrying a [-]-foot-long, blood-colored body, densely covered with thumb-sized lumps, and looked rather hideous. He danced and shouted loudly, "Fight the fire, put out the fire, hehe, Prince Dongqi, but our good friend!"

"Fight the fire, put out the fire!"

The prince howled a few times. The guards and servants he brought had already thrown tens of thousands of catties of firewood and three thousand catties of grease into Qifang Garden.

He patted a handful of green bulls under his seat, ran to the side of a few princes who were busy discussing and repaying accounts, and gave them a bow.

"Brothers, you can't just stand there."

"Hurry up and lead the fire to your garden, otherwise, how will you pay the bills tomorrow?"

"Remember, the yard where I live now is too small. I have stored tens of thousands of catties of rare medicinal materials in your brothers' garden."

Several princes laughed in unison.

They greeted this one in succession: "Hahaha, make a fortune together, make a fortune together!"

Behind Lu Yan and the others, in a garden across the street from Qifangyuan, at the top of the small building, a girl in a sky-blue dress shouted with gestures, "Hey, you guys who kill thousands of knives, Wouldn't Qi Arr be really burned to death? Does he still owe me three hundred gambling debts?"

There was laughter all around in the adjacent small buildings.

"The debt of death is eliminated, sister Hua, don't worry about this mere three hundred pieces."

"Oh, I haven't heard of who Qi Arson has provoked these days? Why did someone break in to kill and set fire?"

"What's wrong? You feel bad for him? Xiongtai, I didn't see it, are you okay?"

"Fuck you motherfucker, I'm afraid he won't be burned to death! Look at my front teeth, I was interrupted by a drunken fight with him a few years ago... This guy doesn't talk about martial arts, I use my bare hands, He actually used a wine bowl to embarrass himself!"

All around, there was noise, noise, laughter, and cursing, like 1000 million flies buzzing.

Lu Yan was so confused by the noise that he couldn't help but stunned.

The protons of these princes, he can be seen today.

Luo Qingzhou's face was also extremely ugly, and he whispered: "Qi Ruo can't die... That ghost woman just now made it clear that the fire is related to them. Qi Ruo is involved in the matter of these ghost women."

"Qi Arson, it must be alive. I want his confession!"

In private, a group of guards in plainclothes belonged to the palace guards, all of them staring blankly around.

The street is full of people watching the fun.

Most of the protons in Sijifang brought people here to watch the fun.

Just as a certain proton clamored just now, they were all afraid that Qi Ruo would not be burned to death - for the New Year, if Qi Ruo was burned to death, what a pleasing and happy thing it would be!
In Haojing, Dong Qibo's son was burned to death, tsk tsk, Haojing Chaotang, another great storm, right?
Hey, I don't know how many people are going to be unlucky, how many people are going to lose their jobs.

These protons were imprisoned in Haojing, and they could only eat, drink, and drink, and live a very boring life.To have such a lively watching, they must watch it from beginning to end.

So, someone threw firewood and grease to Qi Fangyuan.

Some people were making noises all around, sitting and watching the play with a smile.

Some people were talking sarcastically in rumors, and the Chinese New Year's curse, Qi Arron, was quickly burned to death.

There is no one to put out the fire!
Luo Qingzhou wants Qi Arson's life, so the person guarding the palace must rush into the fire to save people.

But looking at the current momentum, whoever dares to rush into Qifangyuan to save people will probably be attacked by crowds from all directions.

With so many protons, they range from a dozen to as many as a hundred, all with guards by their side.

If they join forces, it's really not enough for them to beat the few people who are guarding the presence of the palace supervisor.

Luo Qingzhou grabbed and grabbed his hand around his waist. He wanted to draw his sword and break into Qifangyuan, but seeing the enthusiastic protons around him, the courage he had just raised collapsed in the blink of an eye.

"Think of a way, Qi Arsen can't die." Luo Qingzhou gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth.

He threw the pot to the two subordinate generals and a group of captains around him, and a group of people looked at each other with sullen faces, and couldn't think of any solution at all.

The protons around were stimulated by the fire like mad dogs.

Look at the people who were going to pay the bill just now. They are instructing the guards and servants to set fire to the garden where they live.

Anyway, these gardens are the property of Honglu Temple, and they can't lose a penny if they burn it clean!

There are also protons who live farther away, they are also eager to try, and they are calling for the people below to prepare the torch oil!

Lu Yan coughed and said softly to Luo Qingzhou: "General, this subordinate just thought of a way, maybe..."

Luo Qingzhou and a group of generals and captains suddenly turned their heads and looked at Lu Yan.

Luo Qingzhou said solemnly: "If your method is useful, I will remember your great work!"

Lu Yan nodded, he squeezed into the crowd, got close to a group of fanatical whistling protons and guards, and then shouted at the top of his voice: "Hey, burn a Qi arsine to death, it seems to die too. Too happy?"

"It's better for everyone, join hands to put out the fire, and let Qi Yan owe us a life-saving grace!"

"The grace of dripping water is reciprocated by the spring."

"Everyone joined forces to rescue Qi Xun, wouldn't he want to give us Qian'er 800 million?"

Several protons, whose faces were flushed and who had obviously drank too much, suddenly turned their heads to look at Lu Ru.

"This brother has a raw eye, but it makes sense!"

"However, Qi Arron doesn't have that much money, right?"

Several protons looked at Lu Ruan eagerly.

Lu Yan shouted again at the top of his voice: "Qi Ruo has no money, his father Dong Qibo has money... Forcing Qi Xun to pay IOUs, he can't pay the money, so he forced his father to pay the money..."

Behind, a woman's voice came from a distance: "What if his father doesn't pay it back?"

Lu Lu laughed loudly: "Then, let's send a letter to our father and join forces to beat his father! If you don't have any money, you can use mines, fertile fields, forest farms, and pastures to pay them back."

Lu Yan puffed up his anger, and urged his voice with the strength of the sea, and the incomparably thick sound spread through several nearby streets.

The surroundings suddenly became silent.

Then, countless people applauded in unison: "That brother said it well, really good knowledge!"

"Break the garden, put out the fire, save people!"

"Hee hee, let Qi Xun sign the IOU, haha, his dog's life, I think, is worth 1000 million yuan!"

"F-fart, how dare you belittle Brother Qi's worth like this? Dong Qibo's most beloved son is worth at least 3000 million yuan!"

"You are all bullshit, [-] million yuan, [-] million yuan, Qi Yan refused to sign this IOU, everyone joined forces to kill him, kill him!"

There was a commotion, and countless protons applauded, stomped their feet, and burst into laughter.

One after another, topsy-turvy orders were quickly passed to all directions, and groups of guards and servants shouted their horns, and used the log poles they found from nowhere to act as battering rams. fence.

A garden like Qifangyuan is a high-end post house for these protons. It is extremely beautiful, but it has no defensive power.

At least a thousand people in all directions exerted force at the same time, and the sound of collapse was heard everywhere, and the surrounding walls of Qifangyuan were knocked to smithereens.

Many guards with extraordinary skills ran to the canal to the east, broke the river ice more than two feet thick, carried large chunks of ice, and threw them straight into the blazing Qifangyuan.

Many people are powerful, not to mention a group of guards with extraordinary martial arts cultivation.

Pieces of ice that were several feet square smashed into Qifang Garden with a roar, and many servants from far and near took well water.

In just a quarter of an hour, the flames in Qifang Garden were abruptly suppressed by most of them.

On the rockery in the backyard of Qifangyuan, the group of guards who were storming the gate of the flower hall screamed hysterically.

"Help, help!"

"My son is haunted by ghosts!"

"Help, help!"

"My lord is inside, and my king Lancang is inside!"

"Come and help... Save my lord, my lord will have a great reward!"

There was a commotion all around.

Luo Qingzhou and the others were waiting, and their faces became pale as paper.

King Lancang, when today Zi's uncle, why is he in Qifang Garden?

The next moment, Yin Qi's miserable howl came out from the flower hall, like a pig: "Come on, concubine Qi's sister-in-law has turned into a ghost!"

(End of this chapter)