Jiayou fun things

Chapter 17

In the northeast of the imperial city, across the canal, there is a Jiuqufang.

Jiuqufang, which is 220 miles long and wide, does not belong to the level of Haojingfang City, but is directly under the jurisdiction of the Shaofu, and it is a forest garden privately owned by the royal family.

Jiuqufang, also known as Jiuquyuan, has strange mountains and different waters, and the trunk is a Jiuqu Mingxi.

After the continuous expansion of the emperors of Dayin, Jiuquyuan now has nine palaces, one hundred and eight halls, nearly a thousand large and small pavilions, and countless exotic flowers and plants are planted. Fragrance everywhere.

After the emperor Jiayou ascended the throne, there were gradually more rare birds and animals in Jiuqu Garden.

Later, because of certain things, Jiuquyuan changed its name in Haojing.About ten years ago, Jiuqu Garden became a 'Animal Garden' in the mouth of the people of Haojing.

Today, Emperor Zijiayou, Yinyuan, dislikes the imperial city and has been living in Jiuquyuan for several years.

Even on the New Year's Eve this year, at the palace banquet held in the imperial city, Emperor Jiayou barely showed his side. After staying in the Great Hall for less than a quarter of an hour, he secretly left the banquet and left everything to the current Empress Dowager. .

Bai Changkong spat out a small mouthful of blood at the entrance of the street. He was so angry that his eyes were bloodshot. The root of the wall ran for dozens of miles and came to the gate of Jiuqu Garden.

A team of Yulin Army stationed here stopped Bai Changkong and others.

A quarter of an hour later, Bai Changkong asked to see the emperor's information, and after several transmissions, he was sent to the depths of Jiuqu Garden.

Next to the frozen lake, surrounded by green hills, a majestic hall is surrounded by several exquisite pavilions.

Below the main hall, a few fire dragons burned red, making the main hall warm as spring, and even a little hot.

Around the hall, the outer carved wooden door of the double portal opened, and the warm sunlight shone into the hall through the inner carved door inlaid with large pieces of crystal, illuminating the hall completely.

In the spacious and bright hall, sandalwood shelves are neatly arranged around, on the shelves are cricket jars of various materials. In the jars, hundreds of crickets chirped very energetically. The roof of the hall can be lifted up.

In the center of the hall, on a white carpet several meters in length and width, Emperor Jiayou Yinyuan, dressed in a dark purple robe and with long hair, was lying on the ground, holding a long grass in his right hand, carefully poking at the cricket jar in front of him. A giant cricket with a golden head and silver back.

"My golden-headed general, let's fight, let's fight, Yu Changle, this old guy, has won [-] games in a row. In this game, you can't lose, you can't lose!"

Emperor Jiayou Yinyuan had a good royal bloodline. He was tall and burly, with a dignified face with a right Chinese character, a very handsome face, and a handsome appearance. From his appearance alone, he was worthy of being a prince.

It's just that his long hair is messy, his slightly sunken eyes are black, two huge black eye bags and blue lips, two cheeks are slightly drooping, making him look listless, giving a kind of '' The impression of a 'dark prince' with excessive wine color.

And the old fish, Changle, in his mouth, was lying on the opposite side of him, with his head on his head, using the long grass to tease another big cricket with a red head and a copper body in the cricket jar.

In the Dayinwu Dynasty, he was a regular servant of the first rank in the inner court, the chief of the 24 supervisors of the inner court, the admiral guarding the palace, and also the supervisor of the Yulin army, and also the commander of the Shaofu. He was the number one confidant of the emperor Jiayou. When the emperor was still breastfeeding, Just accompany the eunuch beside him, Yu Changle!
Wearing a dark purple robe, with a huge, blood-colored one-horned large Shougong embroidered on his chest, from the beginning to the end of the large Shougong, the fish Changle with ten blood-colored spots on the midline of his back is more than eight feet tall and has a waist circumference of almost Eight feet, white hair, white face, no beard, round face full of bright smiles, a harmless appearance to humans and animals.

Yu Changle never applied fat or powder, but his natural complexion was silvery white, and his lips were as red as blood.

Because of his appearance, Da Yin courted up and down the hall, and those disciples of culture and education all said - 'Yu Changle is addicted to eating young children's hearts, and he must have three hearts a day, so that the blood qi recoils, so that his lips are red as blood'!
Some people say, 'In order to maintain youth and longevity, Yu Changle uses the blood of young girls instead of tea every day, so he maintains it well and has a good skin and flesh'!
Some people say, 'Yu Changle is a fake eunuch. Every time the palace adds a maid, he will be passed by Yu Changle. He is good at picking-yin-replenishing-yang various evil methods, so he is nearly sixty years old and still in good spirits' !
Thanks to these people, Yu Changle's reputation in Dayin was like a demon in the underworld, but he stopped crying in the middle of the night.

Yu Changle's big red-headed cricket grabbed the golden-headed general of Emperor Jiayou in one bite in the cricket's sharp chirping. After a stalemate for a while, he heard a scream. The cricket shook its head and threw it out of the cricket jar.

Yu Changle clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "Oh, oh, how do you say this? Your Majesty, this old slave is lucky, and I will give you a hundred kuai, hehe!"

Emperor Jiayou raised his head, let out a long sigh, threw the long grass away, and held the golden-headed general with a broken leg in his palm with a tangled face.

"Hey, my golden-headed general, you are really, really... As the old saying goes, if you spend a thousand days in raising an army in one time, you are really wasting your rations in vain."

"However, you are ineffective in combat, so I can't help but talk about benevolence and righteousness?"

"Come here, take the golden-headed general down, serve him carefully, and end his life for him."

Two eunuchs in red robes walked up lightly, took the golden-headed general in the hands of Emperor Jiayou, put it into a cricket jar with gold inlaid jade on the outside, and carefully held it to the wood beside it. on the shelf.

Emperor Jiayou lay down on the spot regardless of his image, looking up at the caisson in the carved hall: "Hey, old fish, let's remember this account first. I'm in a hurry recently, you know, after the first month, I have to Find a way to get some more.”

Yu Changle sat cross-legged next to Emperor Jiayou, and said in a low voice, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, this old slave remembers it clearly, and I promise not to lose a single penny."

Emperor Jiayou glanced at Yu Changle and snorted heavily, "Old guy!"

Rolling his eyes, Emperor Jiayou kicked his legs boredly: "Hey, is there anything new in the market recently?"

Yu Changle squinted his eyes, covered his mouth and laughed softly: "How can there be something new every day? It's not the same as it is, the country is prosperous and the people are safe, the weather is good, the gentlemen of the dynasty are full of gentlemen, and they serve the country and the people, so the people live and work in peace and contentment, and the world is safe and sound!"

Emperor Jiayou turned his head and spat heavily on the carpet.

"Gentleman? Scared!"

"Just that group of things, huh!"

"That is, the generation of martial arts is not as good as the next generation. If they are a little bit more aggressive, can they have the chance to rise to the top of this group of hypocrites?"

Shaking his head, Emperor Jiayou suddenly straightened his body and sat cross-legged opposite Yu Changle.

"Have you found out what happened a few years ago?"

The atmosphere in the hall suddenly became a little more mysterious. Emperor Jiayou lowered his voice and looked at Yu Changle furtively: "Then He Jun, the Anlefang commander, said that it was ghosts and ghosts. Are there really ghosts?"

The laughing Yu Changle also became serious. He looked at Emperor Jiayou very seriously and said softly, "Your Majesty, this old slave is not afraid of ghosts and ghosts. What I am afraid of is that it is not ghosts!"

Emperor Jiayou looked at Yu Changle with a serene gaze.

Yu Changle blinked and looked at Emperor Jiayou.

After staring at each other for a long time, Emperor Jiayou turned his head and looked at the frozen lake outside the main entrance of the main hall through the crystal window.

"I have read the ancient books of the Secret History Supervisor. It is said that there are ghosts in this world."

Emperor Jiayou murmured: "It's just that, after so many years, who in this world has seen ghosts with their own eyes?"

"Not to mention, she is still a very beautiful female ghost."

"I really want to see with my own eyes what this ghost looks like."

"Old fish, you are right, this ghost, no one is really scary."

"The news must be sealed, firmly sealed, and not allowed to leak out." Emperor Jiayou said quietly: "My reputation and yours are already stinky enough. If it spreads out that Haojing is haunted by ghosts, Hehe, that must be because the emperor has lost his virtue and favors traitors, so it will bring disaster to the country and the people, and cause the people to suffer!"

"I'm the ignorant idiot."

"You are the spoiled traitor."

"As a faint, what am I afraid of?"

"Who can treat me like that?"

"Who dares to do anything to me?"

"If I change another emperor, maybe it's not as good as me."

"But, as a traitor, old fish, if you don't do well, you will be killed a thousand knives!"

Emperor Jiayou gently patted Yu Changle's plump and soft shoulders, Yu Changle's fat body trembled slightly, and his round white face was like being torn apart by a hundred mad dogs. The silence and desolation that followed.

A servant eunuch quietly and silently ran into the hall with a breeze.

"Your Majesty, Bai Changkong of the Imperial College is asking to see His Majesty."

The pitiful Yu Changle squinted his eyes, a gloomy air permeated his body, stood up silently, and looked at the eunuch serving in the house with a gloomy face.

Emperor Jiayou was stunned, turned his head, looked at the eunuch, and suddenly sneered: "Bai Changkong? That serious old man is immortal. We don't have friendship on weekdays? All these years, I've seen it together. I've met him less than thirty times. What is he doing here for the New Year's Eve? Needless to say, the weasel greets the chicken for the New Year.

Blinking his eyes, Emperor Jiayou waved his sleeves: "Tell him, I traveled with Concubine Qi in the candle night last night, and Xiaoran was lying in the cold. Let him go to the Queen Mother if you have something to do, and stop making noise here. ."

Yu Changle coughed lightly: "Your Majesty, it's 'Bing' Zhu Yeyou, 'Bing'!"

Emperor Jiayou sneered: "It's just a tour of the candle night. The original words, the original words, and the original sentences were told to Bai Changkong. The deputy mountain chief of the Guozijian? Bah, I just don't know how to do it, he has the ability, he Let me 'read and improve'!"

Emperor Jiayou sneered again and again.

Yu Changle and the surrounding eunuchs showed a mysterious smile at the same time.

A quarter of an hour later, Yu Changle got the relevant information about Lu Chu, he read it carefully, and laughed with a 'puchi': "Oh, he is a promising boy. Can Bai Changkong vomit blood? Talents, you have to train them well!"

"The nephew of Marquis Tianen, grandfather was Yulin Nakaro?"

"This is a serious family member."

"However, Bai Changkong seems to have overreacted to this matter? Check, use all means to investigate thoroughly. Why does this marriage feel full of evil spirits? There must be some shady deeds here, and we have to find out. what!"

At the same time as Yu Changle checked the archives of Lu Chu, Bai Changkong received an echo from the chamberlain.

Bai Changkong was silent for a while, and then a hysterical roar broke out.

"Duanjun, Shunjun! An ignorant and incompetent monarch, there is such a faint-hearted monarch in the Great Yin Dynasty, he is going to die, he is going to die!"

"Yu Changle, traitorous, traitorous! If my Yin Dynasty were to die, you would be the culprit!"

"Yu Changle, how dare you mislead your children and use your power to coerce a good family into your eunuch to serve as your minions?"

"I, Bai Changkong, are at odds with your eunuch!"

"I'm mad at me, I'm mad at me, that Lu Chu is willing to fall, I Bai Changkong is kind and enthusiastic, and the brotherhood between me and the Lu family's eldest brother for decades is a piece of sincerity!"

With a 'puff' sound, Bai Changkong vomited three feet of blood.

He 'wah yah' violently, slammed his head into the large archway at the entrance of Jiuqu Garden, hit his head with a 'smack', and rolled his eyes and fainted.

Several great sages exclaimed in unison, cursing 'dumbo' and 'treacherous', and hurriedly picked up Bai Changkong, turned around and left!

In the evening, inside and outside the capital city of Hao, in the bustling places such as brothels and taverns, countless cultural and educational disciples showed their faces one after another, talking about the 'traitorous fish Changle' who 'harmed the country and the people', used power to coerce and lure good families into the eunuchs, and wantonly humiliated the 'pillars of the country'. despicable means.

The Bai family publicly announced that the Bai family was ashamed of being in the company of the eunuchs, and since Lu Ruo was willing to degenerate, the Bai family decided that the marriage contract between their daughter Bai Lu and Lu Ruan was officially annulled, and Bai Lu should choose Hao Jingliang to marry immediately!
　I'm Dain, I'm going to die!

　　Do you all feel a little familiar?

　　In addition, I think that Bai Changkong's words before hitting the archway are also remarkable.

　　This 'heart and gall loyalty' ah!

　　The righteousness of the liver and gallbladder is white!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)