Jiayou fun things

Chapter 15 Rumors
Back in time a little bit.

Lu Yan and the three-tailed black scorpion brothers completed the registration, and when they went to the side hall to receive the uniforms and equipment, their information, the detailed information stored in the underground secret hall of the Shougongjian, has been transferred to the Great Yinwu Dynasty through several transfers. General's House.

The Great General's Mansion of the Wu Dynasty in Dayin was just west of the imperial city, not too far from the palace guard.

The entire Great General's Mansion is surrounded by a high wall about twenty miles long and wide, the same size as the imperial city wall.On the city wall, there are towers and arrow towers; up and down the city wall, there are armored soldiers cruising everywhere.Every quarter of an hour, a whole team of cavalry rushed out from the four gates and patrolled around the city wall.

The huge General's Mansion is surrounded by military camps, school grounds, and underground granaries and arsenals. Hundreds of thousands of the most elite forbidden troops are stationed all year round.

Here, not only is the highest military command organization in Dayin, but also one of the most important fortresses guarding the imperial city.

The sky was already bright, and in the White Tiger Hall in the middle of the Great General's Mansion, there was thunderous snoring, and the smell of alcohol was soaring into the sky.

The White Tiger Hall is the place where Dayin's generals of the Wu Dynasty discuss matters. It is the most important commanding organization. Every order issued here is related to the life and death of Dayin's hundreds of millions of soldiers.

At this moment, in the spacious hall, the charcoal fires in the dozen or so bronze furnaces were dim, barely releasing heat to maintain the temperature in the hall.

The hall was covered with a three-inch-thick carpet, and there were many hangover men and women lying on the ground.

Those men, each with a burly stature, thick and powerful joints, and wearing robes of various colors, with various beast patterns on the robes, are clearly military generals with high official rank.

Those women, each with thin clothes, were pretty and lovely, and were entangled with these men like octopus.

Around them, wine jars, wine jars, wine jue, wine bowls were piled up in a mess, and various musical instruments, colored silk, rings and other objects were scattered randomly.

There are also some rouge gouache, perfume and sesame oil and other objects, which are also scattered on the ground in a mess.

These men and women fell asleep, some talking nonsense, some farting and burping, some snoring constantly, and some did not know what good things happened in their dreams, and they were laughing 'hehehe' very horribly.

Two men in cyan suits with sharp faces carefully pushed open the door of the hall, taking a small step, a small step, avoiding the men and women lying on the ground with extreme care, and all the way to the huge hall in the innermost hall. next to the article.

A sturdy man eight feet away, with long hair scattered, a round face full of oil, and a bulging belly like a woman who was pregnant in eight or nine months, was lying on his back under the table, comfortable. Snoring.

This person is today's Emperor Wu'an of the Wu Dynasty of the Great Yin Dynasty, Shangzhu Kingdom, Jiajie Yue, the general, the Marshal who controls the world's troops and horses, and Le Wu, the younger brother of the Queen Mother today.

Other identities are not important.

In short, he is the younger brother of the Queen Mother, which is more important than anything else.

"General!" Two sturdy men, Le Wu's most trusted confidant and close minister, gently shoved Le Wu's arms that were several times thicker than ordinary people's thighs.

Le Wu mumbled vaguely: "Little beauty!"

"General?" The two close ministers carefully pushed Le Wu's belly again.

"Come on, uncle loves you!" Le Wu giggled, and a very strange smile appeared on his oily face.

"Wow, what a black dog that can produce forty pounds of good meat!" The two of them sighed, one of them leaned close to Le Wu's ear, and hurriedly shouted, "Tsk tsk, very fat, very beautiful!"

"Black dog, where can you run away!" Le Wu's eyes widened suddenly, and his upper body straightened up with a 'swish': "Children, prepare a pot, prepare more garlic, look at the uncle, I... scare, you are blind-ji- What are you yelling about?"

Le Wu looked at the two confidants in a daze, and slapped them both in the face, neither light nor heavy.

The two of them received Le Wu's slap in the face affectionately, and one of them gently pulled out a small scroll from his sleeve, smiled 'hee hee', and handed the scroll to Le Wu: "General, look, There is good news."

Le Wu rolled his eyes and snorted coldly: "I don't know how to read, so it's not like you don't know. Tell me, what's the good news?"

The man hurriedly unfolded the small scroll, which contained all the information about Lu Yan since his birth, and a piece of charcoal that was only the size of a palm, but his painting skills were extremely good, depicting [-]% of Lu Yan's charm, which was almost exactly the same as the real person. strokes.

"Do you still remember when you reprimanded your Imperial Supervisor, Bai Changkong, in person at the Court Hall a few years ago?"

The two looked at Le Wu with smiles on their faces.

Le Wu's bulging big eyes like goldfish twirled, and his black and white eyes suddenly flashed fiercely: "Bai Changkong, that old thief, you useless bastards, I asked you to rob his granddaughter years ago, Let Lao Tzu take revenge on him a hundred times, ah, a hundred times, and you are all timid and afraid to make a move!"

Talking, Le Wu was angry and angry, and gave both of them a slap in the face!

"Hey, General, don't be angry, don't be angry!" The two laughed dryly and hurriedly flattered: "Isn't this an opportunity to take revenge on him?"

"This fellow?" Le Wu shook his dazed head and pointed to Lu Ru's portrait.

"Exactly!"

One person smiled and explained in detail Lu Ru's background and the fact that he had just joined the palace guard.

"He has a marriage contract with Bai Changkong's granddaughter?" Le Wu tilted his head, looked at Lu Chu's portrait, then slapped his thigh violently, sighing: "Oh, what a piece of fat fell into the dog's mouth, this Boy, why are you so lucky?"

In the sound of violent coughing, lying on the ground on the other end of the koan, a middle-aged man with only a pair of underpants was left in his clothes, his face was covered with rouge prints, he was thin and frail, quite elegant and handsome, and the middle-aged man twitched all over his body and got rid of it. With the seven or eight arms wrapped around his body, he straightened his upper body with difficulty.

Weak, trembling all over, he crawled under the koan on all fours, grabbed the small scroll, and took a serious look at it.

Looking at it, this middle-aged man with a three-inch short beard and a bit of a romantic style burst into laughter 'giggling'.

"My lord, my lord, it's time to take revenge on the white thief!"

"Haha, this old thief likes a good reputation the most on weekdays, and uses all his means to put gold on his face, looking like a Taoist gentleman. Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, it was his cheap grandson-in-law who stabbed him in the back with a strong knife. "

Le Wu's eyes widened, and he looked at the middle-aged man blankly: "Old Jia, stop talking nonsense, tell me quickly, how can this kid get revenge on Bai Changkong when he joins the palace guard?"

Jia Yu, the most important dog-headed military advisor beside Le Wu, who is also the military commander of the Great General's Mansion, laughed 'giggling', pointed at Lu Ru's portrait and shook his head and said, "Bai Changkong's cheap grandson-in-law joined the palace guard, great general. You know, the palace guard is an inner court institution, and over the years, the palace guard and the officials from the imperial court have fought more and more fiercely!"

"Those cultural and educational officials refer to the guards as 'eunuch party'. They have written articles criticizing him for years. The word 'eunuch party' has been stinking in the wind for [-] miles, and it is no longer smelly."

"Who is Bai Changkong? He was introduced by Culture and Education, and is one of the representatives in the court today."

"Lu Ru joined the eunuch party, so it is impossible for him to become Bai Changkong's grandson-in-law."

"Lu Yan would rather join the eunuch than be Bai Changkong's grandson-in-law."

"Think about it, how many shameless picklings are there? How much sludge is there?"

Le Wu blinked and looked at Jia Yu. After a long time, he shook his head 'simple and honest': "I don't understand!"

Jia Yu patted Le Wu's thigh: "My lord, and hand over this matter to your servants, you just have to wait and watch the good show that follows, and you will understand!"

Le Wu stayed for a while, then grinned: "Zhong, I'll leave it to you, Lao Jia. If you want someone to give it to you, you want money to give it to you!"

In the White Tiger Hall, Le Wu's roar sounded, and one after another hangover generals were woken up by him kicking and beating.

A quarter of an hour later, a group of wobbly generals rushed out of the White Tiger Hall with a 'hee hee ha ha'.

Another quarter of an hour later, groups of embargoed officers and soldiers changed into their casual clothes, carrying gongs, war drums and other items, and rushed out of the station 'hee hee ha ha'.

In the General's Mansion, large groups of messenger eagles soared into the sky and rushed towards the military camps and battle forts stationed in various Fangshi in the city of Haojing with a sharp whistle.

Not long after, in the military camps and war castles that received the letter, there were also groups of banned officers and soldiers who had changed into casual clothes, carrying war drums, gongs, and even horns, Hu Jia and other musical instruments, and rushed out excitedly.

More eagles flew out of Haojing and flew towards the barracks of the states, roads and prefectures in Dayinwu.

These eagles are all alien species, and their flight is extinct, and the fastest can fly [-] to [-] miles a day and a night.

Although there is such an unreliable general as Le Wu.

However, thanks to the blessings of the previous emperors of the Dayin Wu Dynasty, the forbidden army of the Dayin Wu Dynasty has not yet rotted, and the operational efficiency of the army is still terrifyingly high, at least higher than that of other government yamen, and the eyes and eyes of the major dignitaries. out a lot.

The furious Bai Changkong, with a few old friends of great sages, rushed out from the foot of Cuiwei Mountain on horseback, in the dozens of squares and streets in Haojing City closest to the imperial city, there were already banned soldiers in plain clothes. The officers and soldiers banged the gongs and drums, blew the horns, and shouted loudly at the surrounding people.

"Oops, something strange happened in Haojingcheng today!"

"This uncle asked, what's the miracle?"

"Oh, this thing is really interesting!"

"The deputy mountain chief of the Imperial College, Daxian Bai Changkong, you have never seen it before, have you heard of it?"

"What kind of person is that, one of the signatures of our Dayin Culture and Education today, the deputy head of the dignified Guozijian, oh yo, a big man, right? A gentleman? A flawless character, right?"

"It's such a great sage, a gentleman, a flawless character, tsk tsk, his granddaughter, something happened!"

"What's wrong? Hey, between men and women, isn't that just a mess? What else could be wrong?"

"Everyone can think about it for themselves, hee hee, a big girl who was raised in a deep boudoir, and a granddaughter of Bai Changkong. With such a background, she was born beautifully, uh, maybe there is a big girl who is a little 'watery Yanghua'!"

"What can such a big girl do? Let her betrothed fiancé since childhood, hee hee, would rather join the palace guard as a little eunuch than marry her?"

"Everyone think about it, and then think about it carefully."

"What kind of shameful thing did this Miss Bai do to force her fiancé to cut himself and run away from marriage?"

He rode past Bai Changkong at an intersection and vomited blood on the street.

　There is another chapter in the evening, about 20:30.

　　The same is true in the future. If there is a second update, it will be placed at night.

　　In addition, Chapter 2 made a more detailed supplementary explanation of the origin of Mrs. Tianenhou's identity.

　　The Marquis of Tian'en, the new Marquis, was a collateral line of the Duke of Lai's mansion, and was named a Marquis because of his merits.

　　When he married Mrs. Hu, he was just a small person, so... Mrs. Hu is beautiful, right!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)