Jiayou fun things

Chapter 1 Mistress Summons
Dayin Wu Dynasty, Jiayou 18 years.

On the twentieth of the twelfth lunar month, Haojing, heavy snow.

The biting cold wind roared into the streets and alleys of Haojing, and from the gardens of wealthy people on the roadside, slices of plum petals were rolled out, mixed with goose feathers and snow flakes, sweeping across the courtyards and roof tiles.

To the southeast of the Imperial City of Haojing is the Min'an Square of the four major squares of Yipin Shangfang Fengtiao, Yushun, Cathay and Min'an.

On the east side of Min'an Square, separated by an artificial canal several miles wide, is the Second Grade Shangfang Anlefang.

An Lefang, what a noble person.

Those who can build a foundation in Anlefang are mostly wealthy and powerful families with purple robes.

In recent years, the most famous and most extravagant person in Anlefang is none other than Tianen Hou Lu Min (tai, through 'big', through 'sunlight').

Covering an area of ​​nearly [-] mu, to the north of the magnificent Tianenhou Mansion is Yulu Hutong, the back street of Hou Mansion.

The entire back street is nearly three miles long, and the north and south of the street are all neat and tidy courtyards, inhabited by all the family members of the Tianenhou Mansion of the Lu family in Jingyang.

At the westernmost end of Yulu Hutong, there is a small yard next to the No. [-] Canal Wharf of Anlefang.

It was freezing cold and the canals were frozen.

It was just dawn, and teams of sleds were pulled by fat and sturdy snow dogs, carrying daily necessities like firewood, salt, rice noodles and other daily necessities, like shuttles running across the ice surface of the canal that was several miles wide.

Amidst the 'hissing' sound of the sled rubbing against the ice, Lu Lu (xian, tong'xian'), with his jet-black long hair tied into a single ponytail, and wrapped in a thin green cloth and a large cotton jacket, pulled away. The door of the main room on the north side of the small courtyard took a deep breath of the icy cold air.

The cold air engulfed his belly, and his whole body was cool, and a warm smile appeared on Lu Yan's resolute face.

He closed his eyes, opened his arms, and muttered attentively:

"On the premise of ensuring your own safety, and having enough self-protection ability, do your best to strive for a double harvest in career and love, enjoy life, be happy, and tentatively set a small goal-to live for 1000 years!"

"Before I have enough self-protection ability, I, Lu Yu, swear that I will be kind to others, protect myself wisely, be tolerant and low-key and modest. Unless I can't bear it, I will endure it again and again."

Opening his eyes, he exhaled forcefully, and moved his arms and legs. Lu Ra raised his head and looked at the cloud-covered sky.

"Oh, Ruixue is a good year."

"Scare, bah, bah, wrong, wrong. It should be, I would have my heart on the bright moon, but why the bright moon shines on the ditch!"

Holding his fingers, Lu Ru murmured.

"In the 15th year of Jiayou, after the teacher appreciation banquet, he slipped and fell after drinking and broke his left calf."

"In the 16th year of Jiayou, after the thank-you banquet, he rolled down the stairs and broke his right calf."

"Yesterday last year, it was still after the apprenticeship at the end of the year. I fell into the toilet with a big split and broke my left thigh. Tsk, but you still have no regrets."

"Or, this year, all three legs will be folded?"

Lu Yan smiled and gestured with his fingers.

"Study is smart. Yesterday, the clan school was out of school. You said that you were not in good health, so you changed the Xie Shiyan to tonight."

"Avoid yesterday, can you avoid today? Ha!"

"Would you like to fold your legs together?"

"Will it be too cruel? It's not a deep hatred, that is, it's deliberately embarrassing me. For four years in a row, it has given me four themes that I can't do it, can't do it, and if I do it, I will cause trouble!"

"There is no hatred for no reason."

"I usually study the clan, and in the clan, I am an ordinary, ordinary and transparent person."

"You made things difficult for me for no reason, why is this?"

"What grudge do we have, what grudge?"

While muttering in a low voice, Lu Ru walked to the well in the small courtyard.

In the winter, Lu Yan stripped off his clothes, grabbed a bucket, drew a bucket of water from the well, and poured it on himself.

After pouring seven or eight buckets of water in this way, Lu Ru, who was full of heat, dipped his fingers in some coarse salt and brushed his teeth vigorously.

After brushing his teeth, the water on his body has been evaporated by his body temperature.

Facing the cold wind, Lu Yan stretched his body vigorously, yawned comfortably, put on his clothes again, and strode to the east of the yard.

In the corner of the east wing, a small piece of green bamboo was planted here. Although it was snowing heavily in the cold winter, this small piece of bamboo was still green.

Lu Yan 'hiss' a few times, and in the thick bamboo leaves covered by snow, a small snake about the thickness of a thumb and more than three feet long swam down with a bamboo pole.

The whole body of this little snake is green, and its scales are as crystal clear as gems. It does not have the grimness of ordinary snakes, but it looks a bit spiritual and lovely.

In such a cold winter, ordinary snakes have already hibernated and frozen, but this green snake is very smart and lively.

The green snake slid along the bamboo pole in front of Lu Yan, opened its delicate mouth, and spit out a letter.

Lu Yan took out two fresh eggs from his sleeves, and the front half of Cui Snake's body leaped forward as fast as lightning, and swallowed the two eggs alive.It swayed its body and gently rubbed against Lu Rui's palm, making it extraordinarily intimate.

"Go, go, take a rest."

Lu Ru patted Cui Snake's head, turned and walked towards the backyard.

Lu Yan's yard, behind the five main houses on the north side, has a half-mu-sized piece of land. On weekdays, some common vegetables and fruits are grown, but now it has been covered with a thick layer of snow.

To the north of the backyard, Lu Hao dug a puddle that was [-] feet square.

In the winter, the water more than three feet deep in this puddle has been frozen into ice cubes.

A black snapping turtle the size of a grinding disc lay lazily on the ice.

Hearing Lu Chu's footsteps, the snapping turtle stuck out its long neck and let out a 'gugu' cry, and its eyeballs the size of soybeans rolled around, appearing to be extra agile, even a bit cunning.

Lu Yu squatted beside the puddle and took out two pieces of fresh lean pork.

The snapping turtle opened its big mouth, swallowed two fist-sized pieces of lean meat in one bite, nodded lightly to Lu Ru, and then retracted its head and limbs into the turtle shell, lying quietly on the ice. .

Lu Lu stretched out his hand, touched the snapping turtle's jagged and prickly carapace, got up and walked to the west side of the yard.

On the west side of the yard, in the corner of the west wing, a small shack was built.

A chubby rabbit (feline, ferocious) with a pure white body and a plump body was lying lazily in the shack. When he saw Lu Lu approaching, this guy stared wide blue eyes, very rude.' Ha, ha' roared twice.

Lu Ru hurriedly took out two pieces of chicken breasts, and placed two fresh eggs in front of the hozen.

"Master, you eat first, it won't be enough later, you can greet the little one later!"

"Don't disturb your meal, you can enjoy it slowly!"

Lu Hao smiled flatteringly at Hare Rabbit, stretched out his hand and slapped it on its body twice, then took out its chin, took small steps with a smile, and ran away with the impatient 'haha' of the Hare Rabbit. To the south of the yard.

Rabbit hoon pressed his paw on a piece of chicken breast, his eyes were crooked towards Lu Ru's back, and he let out a breath of cold air from his nostrils.

Under the eaves of the miscellaneous house in the due south, there is a large birdcage made of stainless steel.

A large parrot whose body was fiery red, without the slightest variegation, with a body length of about a foot and tail feathers over a foot and a half, stood in the birdcage, tilted its head and looked at Lu Yan who trotted over.

"Your mother exploded!"

"Your mother exploded!"

"Your mother was fried to pieces!"

The big parrot suddenly opened his mouth and howled hysterically.

"Hey, come, come!"

Lu Ru hurried to the birdcage, took out a large handful of dried nuts and threw them into the birdcage's food tray.

The big parrot squinted and glanced at Lu Chu, the feathers all over his body trembled, he lowered his head, and slowly nibbled the dried fruit.

"You are all fathers!"

Lu Lu pointed to the clump of bamboo in the east, the puddle in the north, and the shack in the west.

"All of you, I owe you in my last life?"

"It's still rhubarb simple and honest!"

Lu Yan sighed, clapped his hands, and walked into the kitchen beside the utility room.

After a while, a faint plume of smoke wafted from the chimney of the kitchen, and after a while, there was a smell of meat porridge wafting in the small courtyard.

One stood on the ground, its head and neck were almost waist-high, and it was nearly seven feet long from head to tail. The whole body was yellow and oily. The big yellow dog was fat, strong and full of energy. Holding a huge iron basin in his mouth, he walked slowly. Sifangbu walked out of the main house.

The big yellow dog walked slowly through the small courtyard with the iron basin in his mouth, and squatted quietly at the door of the kitchen.

A quarter of an hour later.

The big yellow dog was lying on the ground, calmly licking the meat porridge in the iron basin.

In its meat porridge, there are also a few eggs nested, and the aroma of meat, egg, and rice are mixed together, and the aroma is fragrant, which is truly mouth-watering.

Holding a white porcelain sea bowl, Lu Yan squatted beside the big yellow dog, and drank the meat porridge in small sips without using chopsticks or spoons.

'Xixi Susoso', 'Xixi Susoso'.

The hozen hozen was full of food and drink, and walked out of the shack shaking with fat all over his body, and circled around the small courtyard, looking like a landlord and old wealthy inspecting his own fields.

The big parrot was also full of dried fruit, and his short hair stood on end. He squeezed his head out of the gap in the fence of the birdcage, and provoked the rabbit hozen who circled around to digest food after the meal.

"Girl, give my uncle a smile!"

The long hair on Hozen's body exploded, like a ball of lightning rushing towards it, jumping up a few feet high, and clasping a paw on the birdcage.

Just listening to the sound of 'ding ding', the hozen's claws pulled out a few small sparks on the birdcage.

Among the thick bamboo leaves, the green snake sneaked its head out and peeped towards it.

After eating the meat porridge in the iron basin, the big yellow dog stood up, shaking with long hair, and roared a few times at the big parrot in the birdcage.

The big parrot died and retracted its head into the birdcage.

The big yellow dog walked in front of the furry hozen and pressed its paw on the hozen's head.

The arrogance of the originally ferocious rabbit hozen disappeared, and the long hairs all over his body were sticking back to his body in an extremely supple manner.

Lu Lu just finished his porridge, he grabbed the big yellow dog's iron basin, walked to the well in the corner of the yard, and kicked the rabbit's butt on the way: "Bull the soft and fear the hard dog!"

The big yellow dog's eyes widened, and he looked at Lu Hao in shock, the corners of his mouth drooping down, and he looked very hurt.

'Clang clang clang'!
Someone knocked heavily on the courtyard door of the small courtyard, and an unpleasant male duck voice came in: "Brother Che, Brother Che? Hurry up, the lady calls you. Hurry, hurry, but don't dare to let the lady wait for you! "

Having already reached the well, Lu Lu, who was holding the bucket and was about to throw it into the well to draw water, was stunned, put down the bucket, shook the snow flakes on his hands, and ran all the way to the gate of the courtyard.

"It's early in the morning, who is it?"

Lu Yan pushed the door bolt and opened the courtyard door, and a cold wind blew in front of him.

A middle-aged man with triangular eyes and triangular face wrapped in a rabbit skin coat with a rather acerbic appearance grabbed Lu Yan's arm and dragged him out.

"Hurry up, Madam is calling you."

"Brother Che, I can tell you that Madam has been very angry these past two days, so don't disobey her. Whatever happens, just follow her!"

"If you anger Madam, you will be sad this year! Be careful of your skin!"

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