Honghuang: I am an iron-eating beast, and I was overheard by Houtu

Chapter 927 The Black Bear Buddha Lord Looking for Fun

500th year after the Holy War.

On this day, Bai Hao left the customs.

……

Qingcheng Mountain.

"Come, drink and drink." Teng Snake was entertaining his guests, and Hei Xiong went to the ancient Buddha——Xiong Er.

Xiong Er was wearing a golden cassock, raised his wine cup, and respected Teng Snake, who was sitting with two beauties on each side, and then drank all the wine into his stomach in one gulp.

"Xiong Er, don't be depressed, we are all of this age, don't the human race have a saying? A new generation replaces an old one. Although you are no longer directly in charge of Buddhism, you are still the former Buddha Lord, and everyone sees you You must pay homage to the ancient Buddha. You, just enjoy the blessings with peace of mind, and live this kind of nourishing life like me." As he said, Teng Snake raised his left hand, hugged the flower demon by the side, and put his five fingers on her body Swimming slowly, feeling the elasticity and beauty of the skin.

The flower demon was very shy, and said softly: "Shenjun, the ancient Buddha is still here."

"So what? I'm not an outsider." Teng Snake said indifferently.

"Yes, I'm not an outsider, you don't need to worry about me." Xiong Er said listlessly, then picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of beef for himself, and chewed it.

Seeing the black bear like this, Teng Snake shook his head, then turned his head and said to the other banshee sitting on his right: "Go and accompany it."

This banshee is a snake demon. Hearing the order, she quickly got up and saluted, saying: "Yes, God Lord."

Then, he bowed and walked towards the black bear, and said coquettishly, "Lord Buddha."

Hei Xiong didn't raise his head, and directly refused: "The monks are not good at women, and the female benefactors please respect yourself."

Snake demon: "..."

"Isn't Huanxi Buddha a monk?" Teng Snake asked Hei Xiong.

Black Bear didn't answer.

"Xiong Er, times have changed. In ancient times, whether it was the catastrophe of the Dragon Han or the catastrophe of the Lich, the first thing we had to consider was how to survive, so there were many things to do at that time. Now, we have to What you think about is these long years, how to relieve boredom, and what to do to pass the time. You used to spend time on dealing with Buddhist affairs, but now you have abdicated, and you don’t want to find some fun that you like like me. How will you live the days to come?" Teng Snake advised Hei Xiong.

Then, he pouted at the snake demon and winked.

The latter understood, and immediately knelt down on both knees, approached the black bear, put his arms around its arms, breathed a breath of fragrance into its ears, and said softly: "Buddha..."

"Bang!" As soon as I uttered a word, suddenly, the door of the main hall was pushed open from the outside, and a little demon ran in hastily, knelt down on the ground, and kowtowed to Teng Snake: "God Lord, Bai Hao! The lady is here!"

"What?" Hearing this, Teng Snake was startled, stood up quickly from his seat, and said, "She left the customs?"

Immediately after counting, good guy, he really got out of the customs.

Then he quickly ordered: "Quickly hide all the beauties in the temple for me."

"Where is the god... hiding?" The little demon raised his head and asked Soaring Snake.

"This..." Teng Snake didn't know where to hide for a while, because according to his calculation, Bai Hao had already entered Qingcheng Mountain, which was very close to his Heavenly Snake Palace, and he would arrive soon.

Anxiously, he suddenly looked at the black bear.

The black bear met his eyes, blinked, then put down the chopsticks, got up and clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, thank you for your hospitality. Poor Xiong bids farewell."

After saying that, he turned to leave.

"Where are you going!" Teng Snake leaped forward and rushed towards the black bear.

……

Not long after, under the guidance of a group of male goblins, Bai Yu walked into the Heavenly Snake Hall and all the way to the main hall.

After entering, looking at the scene inside, she froze for a moment on the spot.

I saw Teng Snake sitting on the main seat reading a book, sitting very upright, and then, many female demons below danced around a black bear wearing a cassock and sitting cross-legged on the ground with a speechless expression. thing?
"Huh? Bai Zhen?" Suddenly, on the main seat, Teng Snake seemed to have noticed something, put down the book in his hand, and looked at Bai Zhen, with some surprise in his tone, but he still asked quite plainly: " You left the customs, when did it happen?"

Hearing this, Bai Zhen came back to his senses, stepped forward to salute the blessed body of Teng Snake, and replied: "I pay homage to the god. I am leaving the customs today, and I will come to look for the god immediately after I leave the customs. I haven't seen him for many years, but the god is okay." ?”

"Well, it's okay." Teng Snake replied lightly.

Bai Zhen stood up, looked at the black bear surrounded by many banshees, and bowed to it, saying respectfully: "Bai Zhen has seen Lord Buddha."

"Amitabha, hello." Hei Xiong greeted Bai Xiao with a speechless face.

"Shenjun, Lord Buddha, who are you?" Bai Zhen asked.

"Xiong Er wants to practice concentration and see if he can resist the temptation of beauty, so I recruited some banshees for him to dance around him to see if he can hold on. Self-control." Teng Snake replied lightly.

Hearing this answer, Bai Yu nodded, that's why.

Afterwards, she walked up the steps, came to Teng Snake's side, looked at him with tenderness in her eyes, and asked, "Shen Jun, where is our child, where is she now?"

"She's in Mount Li. I chose a famous teacher for her. She is the Holy Mother of Wudang, one of the four true disciples of Master Tongtian. She is practicing with her master." Teng Snake replied.

"The Holy Mother of Wu?" Hearing this name, Bai Zhen was very happy.

She had heard this name many times before retreating to heal her wounds. It is said that there are too many mobs and good people in the Jiejiao, but the four true disciples of Master Tongtian are all remarkable existences. To be the master of one's own children is really a blessing for one's own children.

"The god is taking care of the child." Thinking that Bai Suzhen's worship of Wudang as a teacher was all arranged by Teng Snake, Bai Zhen said to him very moved.

Below, the black bear's face twitched.

That's obviously... It was arranged by my true deity, okay?

Teng Snake waved her hand, and said casually: "Parents love their children, and they must plan for the long-term. This is what I should do. In order to let her concentrate on cultivation and not become a waste who can only rely on the shade of her parents, I force Bearing the feeling of missing her daughter, she didn't recognize her, making her think that she was just an orphan, and she was lucky enough to join Wudang's sect. In this way, she would cherish her chance even more, so that she could cultivate. Now, she has entered the The Realm of the Golden Immortal of Taiyi is quite famous among the younger generation of the prehistoric world, and many talented people from rich families intend to become Taoist companions with her, and even Sun Wukong, who is fighting against the Buddha, treats her extremely..."

"Ahem!" The black bear couldn't hold it anymore, coughed a few times, then stood up from the ground, looking at the Teng Snake, the meaning was obvious.

It's almost enough, and it's not good to pretend too much.

Understanding what Hei Xiong meant, Teng Snake was silent for a while, and then said to Bai Zhen: "In short, the child is fine now, you can rest assured."

Bai Yu nodded again and again: "Well, with a father god like Shenjun, that child is really blessed for countless lives."

Teng Snake nodded approvingly: "Yes."

Black Bear: "..."

"Shenjun, my concubine is leaving the customs today. After seeing the Shenjun, I also want to meet the child. I don't know..." Bai Zhen looked at Teng Snake with expectant eyes.

Teng Snake frowned and hesitated for a while, then got up and said: "Forget it, after so many years, she has also reached the realm of Taiyi Golden Immortal, and it's time to recognize her parents. I will go with you."

"En." Hearing Teng Snake's words, Bai Zhen nodded happily.

She felt that although Shenjun was a little indifferent to her, he was really, really a good husband and father.

Under the steps, Hei Xiong looked at the couple, and at this moment two words popped up in his mind.

One is a scumbag.

The other is licking the dog.

……

After half a column of incense.

Outside the Temple of Heavenly Snake, Hei Xiong looked at the Soaring Snake and Bai Yu who were driving away on the cloud, and sighed: "How can there be such a couple in this world, one is bad and the other is stupid?"

He shook his head, and immediately, a cloud of auspicious clouds rose from under the black bear's feet, and it also rose into the sky and flew into the distance.

Teng Snake said to let it go to enjoy the blessings and have some fun, so as to kill the boring days after retirement, then it will go look for it and see where there is fun.

The black bear flew around, and finally flew out of the wilderness, and came to Taisutian created by Nuwa. Among the billions of universes created by her, he found a universe. In this universe, there is a planet named...Douluoxing.

Douluo star?
Where did you hear that name?

It's been too long, and the black bear couldn't remember it for a while, but it felt that there should be something interesting here, so it raised a bear paw, softly recited 'A Mitu Buddha', and then flew into it.

After entering, not long after, the planet shook.

The black bear violently beats a so-called 'Sea God' and a so-called 'Rakshasa God' in it, and then makes all the people in the world believe in him, erects his own Buddha statue, helps the human beings in it to complete the unity, and erects the one that is still there. The "angel god" who is a bit polite is the king, ending countless years of disputes and chaos.

To this, the "Sea God" refused to accept it, saying: "Life is what I want; righteousness is what I want; you can't have both, and you can sacrifice your life for righteousness."

Then, holding the harpoon in hand, he rushed towards the black bear without any hesitation.

The black bear was very moved by his words, so he decided to fulfill him, and waved his bear paw lightly, a Buddha's light flashed across.

Then, this 'Sea God' sacrificed his life for righteousness.

"A Mitu Buddha, good and good." Hei Xiong put his palms together and said softly.

Then, after the Douluo Star was unified, the black bear left here and flew to another planet not far away, where people majored in magic.

This magic is not that magic, but a practice system that requires chanting formulas, which they call spells, to communicate with the world and release special powers.

"Yes, it should be quite interesting." Black Bear nodded, thinking in his heart.

……

In Wa Palace.

Nu Wa, who was recuperating from her wounds, sensed that the black bear had entered her own Taisutian, and she was brushing the dungeon here, her eyes twitched slightly.

"Caifeng." Nuwa said.

Fairy Caifeng at the side hurriedly blessed her body and saluted, and asked, "What's your order?"

"You go to the mortal world to find the Emperor of Heaven, and tell him... Forget it, forget it." Nuwa originally wanted Gun Gun to take care of its evil corpse, but after thinking about it, it was just a few in one of the countless universes she created. It's nothing more than a planet, if you go to Gun Gun for this, it will look stingy, so let the black bear do it.

"Ah!" Sighed softly, Nu Wa continued to concentrate on healing her wounds.

……

Time passed little by little.

Soon, the black bear cleared the entire universe where Douluo star was located, and then, it left this universe and Taisutian, and flew to Yuyutian created by Tongtian.

There are not many universes in Yu Yutian, but there are planes that surround each other one after another.

Rolling flew into one of the planes.

"So, I have been fighting for the past three years because of you..." On a small hillside, a boy in black clenched his hands into fists, looking angrily at the transparent body in front of him, with a hint of a smile on the corner of his mouth. old man.

The old man stroked his forehead and replied: "Yes, I absorbed it. I can't help it. After all, my soul is too weak."

"Then you can..."

"Dang~" The boy hadn't finished speaking when suddenly, a loud bell rang through the entire continent.

Then, he raised his head, and saw that the sky suddenly became golden, and a rainbow appeared, and a huge Buddha image slowly fell from the sea of ​​clouds.

A black bear wearing cassock and sitting cross-legged on a golden lotus platform folded his hands together and said loudly, "Amitabha!"

juvenile:"……"

The boy's heart was hit hard.

Buddha?
……

Inside the Shangqing Palace in Yu Yutianli.

Tong Tian, ​​who was also healing, twitched violently a few times.

Calling Amitabha in my territory, what do you mean, provoking me?

This lord wants you to join Jiejiao, but you are better off, come to me, Yu Yutian, to promote your Buddhism!
"Shuihuo boy." Tongtian said.

"Disciple and grandson are here." Shuihuo Boy lowered his head and replied.

"You guys go find... Forget it, just pretend nothing happened, so that the bear won't say I'm stingy." Tongtian originally wanted the water and fire boy to go find Gun Gun, and tell him to discipline his evil corpse, but he was worried about this. Doing it will make Gun Gun think that he is too stingy. After all, he is the most free and easy existence among saints. What if his reputation is ruined because of this matter?So...be patient, wait until another day to find a chance to deal with that black bear.

……

I don't know how long it took, the black bear flew out of Yu Yutian, and it flew towards Qingwei Tian created by Yuan Shi.

Then there is Laozi's Great Chitian, and finally there is the Tianwaitian created by its true self.

Outside the sky, in the blue star.

The black bear landed here.

Walking on the street, after a few steps, it stopped. In front of it, many people were taking pictures around an 'Ultraman Tiga'. Among them, there was a human cub with open arms, saying to it: "Ottoman Man, can you give me a hug?"

Without waiting for this 'Dijia' to answer, he saw the black bear not far away, he was startled, quickly hid behind 'Dijia', pointed to the black bear and said: "Ultraman, a monster has appeared, fight quickly!" Monster!"

Black Bear: "..."

A few seconds later, the black bear raised his hands and softly recited a Buddha's name: "Amitabha!"

Then, it turned into light... The 'Tiga' on the opposite side and the people around it looked confused.

(End of this chapter)