Honghuang: I am an iron-eating beast, and I was overheard by Houtu

Hearing Sun Wukong ask who he is, Gun Gun cheers up, this is a good question.

Immediately, with his hands behind his back, he straightened his big belly, showed a warm smile like a spring breeze, and said: "I am the Taishang Youming Litian Dade, Enlightened, Sublime, Supreme Nine Towers God."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the monkey in front of him and asked knowingly, "Who are you?"

"My lord... what emperor? Forget it, listen up!" Sun Wukong jumped up, took a step back, then pointed his thumb at himself, and introduced himself: "My old grandson is from Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave. The Monkey King, the new Bi Ma Wen Shangshen of the Heavenly Court, Sun Wukong is also!"

Rolling: "..."

Bi Mawen... God?Can these two words be tied together?

"Oh, by the way, you are also the emperor, then you have seen the emperor in this heaven, do you know where the emperor is?" Monkey King suddenly remembered that he came to heaven not to be an official, but to see the emperor, begging him to come down. The purpose was to abolish the result of Little White Snake's martial arts competition, so that she would not have to marry that iron-eating beast she was not familiar with at all, and immediately, she stepped forward and asked Gun Gun again.

Gun Gun blinked and said slowly, "I am."

"I am? Who am I?" The monkey looked confused.

"It's me." Gun Gun said.

Hearing this, Monkey King took another step back in fright, looking at Gun Gun who was wearing only a pair of linen shorts and a large white pearl necklace in front of him, and confirmed, "You are... the Emperor of Heaven?"

"Hmm. Are you the Monkey King who broke through the Dragon Palace and made trouble in the Underworld?" Gun Gun pointed at Monkey King and asked with a smile.

Sun Wukong puffed out his chest subconsciously, and replied, "I am."

After answering, remembering what happened to me in the Dragon Palace and the Underworld in the past, my momentum weakened, and I scratched my head and said: "But my old grandson is not as powerful as the rumors outside. , I just escaped from prison once, if I insist on talking about trouble, it is just a small trouble. But my old grandson is still very powerful!"

For the latter sentence, Monkey King raised his head to remind Gun Gun emphatically.

In this regard, Gun Gun nodded with a smile and did not refute.

"Whoosh! Whoosh!..." At this moment, three rays of divine light shot out, turning into a monkey, a sheep, and a person respectively.They are the monkey god, the goat god among the gods of the twelve zodiac signs, and Yang Jian, the first-class god of the Temple of Justice.

"Heavenly Emperor, forgive me!" The three of them bowed to Gun Gun on one knee, and the Monkey God said to Gun Gun, "The little gods lack discipline and don't understand the rules of the heavens, and even trespassed on the Yunzhong Grassland without permission. Please forgive me, Your Majesty." !"

Gun Gun looked at the monkey god who came here suddenly, and said to him, "It's okay."

Isn't it true? Compared with the future havoc in the Heavenly Palace, trespassing on the Yunzhong Grassland is nothing. If you blame it now, what should you do in the future?
"Huh" Hearing that the Heavenly Emperor didn't care about it, the Monkey God heaved a sigh of relief, then looked at Monkey King and scolded: "Which family are you from, why don't you come here!"

After finishing speaking, Monkey God nodded his chin at the empty seat beside him, the meaning was obvious, and asked Monkey King to come over and kneel with him here.

Sun Wukong looked left and right, then pointed at himself and asked the Monkey God: "Old man, are you... talking to my old grandson?"

"Nonsense, who else could it be if it wasn't you? Come here!" Monkey God felt that his tribe was not only bold, but also a little stupid, and he didn't even know he was talking to him.

Monkey King walked towards the Monkey God, but he did not kneel beside him. Instead, he stopped in front of him generously, reached out to touch his shiny golden hair, and said in surprise: "Old man, my grandson is not What doll, I am the Monkey King of Huaguoshan Shuiliandong, but forget it, you are old, you can call me Laosun doll. Old man, can you tell me, Laosun, what is going on with you? , how can it shine? Although my grandson's hair is also golden, it doesn't shine."

Said, Sun Wukong stroked his non-luminous monkey hair with the other hand.

"You..." Hearing Sun Wukong's question, and then looking at his stinky hands touching his monkey's hair, the monkey god froze on the spot, unable to recover for a long time.

He is a monkey god, the leader of thousands of monkey clans, how dare this younger generation... a big treason!

"Stop being rude!" Seeing Monkey King being rude to the monkey god, Yang Jian stood up and scolded him.

"Huh? The one with three eyes, who are you?" Suddenly scolded by a three-eyed monster, Monkey King frowned, turned his head and shouted at Yang Jian.

This old man is also a monkey, he is old, so I don't care about him, but you are young, I have to argue with you, dare to yell at me, Monkey King, against you!
"Hmph!" Facing Sun Wukong, Yang Jian snorted coldly, opened his right hand, and a divine light flashed in his hand, and a three-pointed double-edged knife appeared, and he was about to take down the monkey who had been reported for riding a horse carelessly in the heavenly court.

Sensing the fighting spirit emanating from Yang Jian, Monkey King squinted his eyes, took a break, and took out his golden cudgel from his ear, intending to teach the three-eyed monster a lesson.

however……

"Okay!" Gun Gun said in a timely manner, walked between the two of them, stopped them from doing anything, and then said to Monkey King: "The monkey god is the patriarch of the monkey clan, so don't be rude."

"Patriarch?" Hearing this, Sun Wukong turned his head to look at the monkey god who was half kneeling on the ground with a shocked expression. He is the patriarch of our monkey clan?
"You guys get up too." Gun Gun then said to Monkey God and Goat God.

"Thank you, Your Majesty." The two gods responded, and then stood up together. Among them, the monkey god gave Sun Wukong a look, which meant clearly, I will deal with you later, old man!
Sun Wukong was speechless, suddenly a patriarch appeared and wanted to punish me, what should I do?
I must not agree. Don’t think that you are the patriarch. My grandson is afraid of you. In this world, you still have to rely on your strength to speak. I will defeat you in a while and take your position as patriarch.

I'll defeat you in a moment and take your position as patriarch! 】

Secretly overheard the monkey's voice with the technique of listening to the mind, Gun Gun was also very speechless, you haven't been beaten enough, and you still want to take the position of the monkey god, you must know that the twelve zodiac signs are all old-fashioned Daluo Jinxian, in today's prehistoric world , There are really not many creatures who can defeat them one-on-one, and you are definitely not among them!

"Sun Wukong, what do you want to do with me?" After complaining in his heart, Gun Gun asked Sun Wukong with a smile.

Hearing this, Sun Wukong quickly looked away from the monkey god, stepped forward and begged Gun Gun: "I went to heaven to help my friend break off the engagement, God, my old grandson has a friend, and her master held a ceremony for her." A martial arts competition helped her decide a marriage, but she didn't know each other before, and if she got married, she would definitely not be happy, so I want to ask the Emperor of Heaven to issue a will to help my friend dissolve the engagement. The Emperor of Heaven, help me!"

Monkey King looked at Gun Gun expectantly.

Hearing that Sun Wukong said that the reason for looking for him was the same as what he had arranged, Gun Gun smiled in his heart and said to him: "Since ancient times, marriage has always been ordered by parents and the words of matchmakers; one day I will be a teacher, and my whole life will be the gift of my father." In other words, since your friend's master has arranged a marriage for her, if there is no special reason, it should not be revoked, otherwise the rules will be broken."

"But my old grandson's friend doesn't know each other at all, and he has no relationship at all." Sun Wukong hastily emphasized to Gungun.

"Emotions can be cultivated. There are too many marriages without feelings in this world. If the existing marriage contract is decreed because of this, then at least [-]% of the couples in this world will be broken up."

"This..." Hearing Gun Gun's words, Monkey King was itching anxiously, not knowing how to respond.

"Sun Wukong, where is your friend?" Seeing that the monkey was too anxious to speak, Gun Gun asked him.

"She didn't go to heaven, she was with her master."

"Are you sure that she really wants to divorce in her heart, or is it just your own wishful thinking?"

"I'm sure, she wants to call off the engagement." Sun Wukong replied seriously.

"Then why didn't she come by herself, but asked you to come? For such an important matter, she should come to ask for it in person. The only explanation is that she doesn't care as much as you think about it. Wukong, you know What is love, what is marriage, and what is happiness?" After speaking, Gun Gun asked Monkey King three questions.

Sun Wukong was so anxious that he wanted to explain to Bai Suzhen that she didn't come because of her master, and it wasn't right, I didn't tell her when I was coming here, no, I told her, so... oops, just answer the question directly So he replied to Gun Gun: "Love is the relationship between a man and a woman, marriage is a husband and wife, happiness is feeling very happy, God, my old grandson is right?"

"Although it's true, it's all too superficial. Give yourself some time. When you really understand love, marriage and happiness in the future, come and ask me to help your friend break off the engagement."

"But……"

"Look, how happy their father and son are reunited, you are the one who rescued that Pegasus." Before Monkey King could finish speaking, Gun Gun interrupted him, pointing at the two Pegasus horses rubbing their heads together, Said to him.

Hearing this, Monkey King looked in the direction Gun Gun pointed and nodded, they were very happy.

"Since you are Bi Mawen, and you have rescued a Pegasus from the Yunzhong Grassland today, I will also entrust the Pegasus here to your care. From now on, you will be in charge of all the Pegasus in Heaven, how about it?" Sun Wukong said.

Hearing this, Monkey's eyes lit up, my old grandson is... promoted?

Bi Mawen, who was originally a great god, has been promoted again, this... is incredible!If it goes on like this, I'm afraid it won't be long before my old grandson will succeed the Emperor of Heaven!
That's right, if my old grandson becomes the Emperor of Heaven, then he can decree to annul the engagement of Little White Snake himself, so there is no need to beg others.

Sun Wukong suddenly thought of this, so he who was very anxious before was suddenly not in a hurry. With his rapid promotion speed, he believed that he would be able to sit on the position of Emperor of Heaven before Bai Suzhen got married.

Immediately, with a strong smile on his face, he walked towards the rolling and said to it: "Emperor of Heaven, my grandson appreciates you!"

"Oh, why?" Gun Gun asked with a smile.

"Because you know how to appreciate my grandson."

"Hahaha" Gun Gun laughed heartily, the monkey said that I admired him and wanted to be promoted to the Emperor of Heaven in his heart, which is interesting, and he hasn't met such an interesting creature in many years.

After laughing, he turned around and left, keeping his hands behind his back, maintaining a dignified posture.

The monkey god, the sheep god, and Yang Jian, seeing Gun Gun leaving, hurriedly bowed to the direction in which it left, until it disappeared here with a flash of divine light, and then stood up respectively.

After getting up, Yang Jian looked at Sun Wukong and reminded him: "Bi Mawen, you are good at riding the Tianma out of the imperial horse prison, galloping wildly in the heavenly court, and trespassing on the grassland in the clouds. I should have taken you back to the Temple of Justice." Punishment, but since the Heavenly Emperor does not pursue you, I will also let you go, I hope you will not do anything wrong in the future!"

"Hmph, you also know that my old grandson is Bi Mawen. What kind of official are you, and you dare to say that you want to arrest me?" Regarding Yang Jian's kind reminder, Sun Wukong listened to it as if he was being preached, of course he didn't want to. , raised his head, and said disdainfully to him.

"You... Huh, I will not make things difficult for you in front of the monkey god today, but if you are so rude again in the future, I will not let you go!" Yang Jian wanted to get angry and teach this rude and arrogant monkey a good lesson. A mere Bi Mawen still has a sense of superiority?But out of the corner of his eyes, he saw the monkey god and the sheep god. After thinking about it for a while, he felt that it was not appropriate to teach the monkey in front of the head of the monkey tribe, so he said to him.

After finishing speaking, he took two steps back, then turned around, flew out with a swishing light, and left here.

"You're so arrogant, you say it with a lot of momentum, but you don't dare to fight with my old grandson!" Sun Wukong didn't stop Yang Jian from leaving, looking at the direction he was leaving, pouted and said.

"It's not that he doesn't dare to fight with you, it's to give face to the old man. You monkey, how dare you not take the Hongqiao Road in the heavenly court, gallop on your horse, and even dare to trespass on the grassland in the clouds, making my monkey family be talked about by the gods One after another, just now I dared to use your dirty hands to stain my sacred hair, old man, no matter how big or small, today I must give you a good lesson, you monkey boy!" The monkey god on the side said to Sun Wukong.

Hearing the voice that suddenly reminded him, Monkey King realized, yes, he wanted to snatch the old monkey's position as patriarch.

"Well, it's important to get down to business first." Thinking, Sun Wukong turned around and smiled at the Monkey God: "Old...patriarch, hehe, why do you always become the patriarch of our monkey clan? Can you tell my grandson?"

"This old man is the third monkey born between heaven and earth. The first two have died, so naturally it is my turn to be the patriarch. Why, don't you agree?" Monkey God replied with a frown.

"If my old grandson refuses to accept it, I have fought with you and defeated you, can you give me the position of patriarch?" Sun Wukong asked expectantly towards the monkey god.

Monkey God: "..."

"Hahaha, old monkey, you are really a young man, you dare to covet the position of patriarch in the middle of Taiyi period, hahaha" the sheep god next to him couldn't help laughing when he heard Monkey King's words .

"It's good for younger generations to have ideals. It's okay to dare to dream, but if you want to realize your ideals, you have to have enough skills, baby, let me show you how much skills you have!" The monkey god glanced at the sheep god. , Said to Monkey King in front of him.

After finishing speaking, he clenched his right hand into a fist, his eyes widened a little, and he punched Monkey King directly. In response, Monkey King held a golden cudgel to touch him.

After two strokes, Monkey King screamed in pain...