Honghuang: I am an iron-eating beast, and I was overheard by Houtu
Chapter 704 Buddhism can't lose Gun Gun, just like Gun Gun can't lose Heaven!
Chapter 704 Buddhism can't lose Gun Gun, just like Gun Gun can't lose Heaven!
Ao Yue looked at Gun Gun's fat face that suddenly became confused, and said to it solemnly: "Ao Tingxin, the fourth princess of the East China Sea, I have heard about her before, she is Ao Bing's younger sister, although her cultivation is not high, But she is gentle and gracious, and she is very friendly to younger siblings and friends, if a Taoist friend insists on accepting a concubine, it is indeed an excellent choice to include her in the Heavenly Palace."
Speaking of this, Ao Yue asked Gun Gun: "Fellow Daoist, how about as I said just now, how about making an order as soon as I go back?"
"No! No, no, no!" Gun Gun finally came to his senses, and quickly raised two bear paws, swaying and refusing.
"Need not?"
"Um... I just asked you and referred to your opinion. I have to think about the specific decision." Gun Gun laughed dryly, and then wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.
Dear mother, I just wanted to tell you, to tell you, I never fall behind others, why are you more anxious than me right now?
If I want to accept a concubine, at least I have to wait for my subordinates to carefully select all the famous and beautiful female immortals in the prehistoric world, and then I can't be so hasty!
"Do you need to think about it again? That's fine, otherwise you'll be as sloppy as I am, and you'll inevitably get annoyed when the time comes, alas~" Ao Yue sighed as she said.
Gun Gun patted him on the back as a way to comfort him.
……
Deep in chaos.
Houtu and the six saints sat cross-legged in the void around the sacred tower that trapped Hongjun and Luohu. Houtu's face was a little unsightly, and he murmured: "Fuck this guy, without my restraint, it will become more and more foolish!" Seeing that Ao Yue has accepted the concubine Tian, she actually wants to take a concubine herself, does it want to learn from Xia Qi and Shang Zhou, and also become a subjugated king?!"
Zhunti also looked distressed, and said: "I Buddhist abstinence, turned into a Buddha Lord, but now I want to take the lead in breaking the precepts, if this happens, and everyone in the future Buddhist disciples follow suit, then my Western Pure Land will not be successful." It's... oh!"
"Amitabha~" Jieyin folded his hands together, recited a Buddha's name lightly and said: "Gun Gun is originally impure, and he has never recited Buddhist scriptures since he joined my teaching. Regarding my Buddhist teachings, he only knows a few widely spread ones. According to the Buddha's words, it is indeed too difficult to make it obey the precepts!"
"I gave it six pure bamboos, why is it still six unclean?" Zhunti shook his head.
"Probably... that magic weapon has never been used on itself." Jie Yin said.
"Oh~" Zhunti sighed.
Hearing the conversation of the two sages of the West, Tongtian suddenly lifted his spirits, and quickly said to them: "That's right, that stupid bear has six senses of uncleanness, and he wants to get married even after becoming the Lord of the Buddha. Such a creature and your Buddhist teachings On the contrary, you should expel it from Buddhism and abolish its position as the Buddha Lord!"
Hearing this, Zhunti's distressed expression froze, and in the next second, he put on a kind smile, looked at Tongtian and said, "Then, senior brother will just accept it as a lesson, right?"
"Of course, I can't help being a womanizer!" Tong Tian puffed up his chest and said with a look of course.
At this time, Yuan Shi who was on the side suddenly opened his mouth and said: "I can't help being a woman when I teach."
"Yuanshi!" Tongtian immediately turned his head and glared at Yuanshi.
"Ahem~ The poor Taoists basically don't have any rules, whether they are female or male, as long as they young people like it." Lao Tzu coughed, looked at the saints and said with a smile.
"Brother..." Tong Tian looked at Lao Tzu in disbelief, and reminded him: "Your human religion only accepts human races!"
Lao Tzu stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Only accept humans as disciples, but it doesn't matter if the deputy leader is not a human race. After all, as the leader, I am not a human race, am I?"
"You..." Tong Tian widened his eyes, looked at Lao Tzu, then at Yuan Shi, his heart felt as if he had been trampled by countless beasts, Ma De, you are really good brothers of this seat!
"Amitabha, three fellow Taoists, please don't talk to yourself there, the poor monk will never drive you out of Buddhism!" Seeing that Sanqing was arguing over which religion to join, it seemed like it As if he had left his own Buddhism, Zhunti was a little angry, put his hands together, and said to the three of them.
As soon as these words came out, San Qing immediately looked at him together, Tong Tian was still the first to speak.
He pointed at Zhuangti and shouted: "Didn't you say that you Buddhists abstain from sex? Why, the Lord Buddha does not need to be punished for breaking the precepts, and he does not need to be expelled from the teaching?"
Zhunti closed his eyes, and replied: "Gun Gun has not accepted his concubine yet, but he is still a high-spirited monk who keeps the precepts. Besides, the poor monk has just decided to add a branch to my Buddhist Zen path - the Dao of Huanxi. Buddhist disciples of the Tao can find a partner, Amitabha~"
"Bah, shameless! Can the doctrine be changed at will?" Hearing Zhunti's words, Tongtian poohed on the spot and asked.
Regarding this, Zhunti's face remained unchanged, I am the leader, I can change it if I want to!
"Junior Brother Zhunti, if you indulge Gun Gun so much, it will be completely unrestrained. In a short period of time, it will be invincible in the prehistoric and desolate, and it will be safe, but after a long time, it will inevitably walk a path similar to Dijun's. Dao, this is not good for it!" Laozi shook his head at Zhuangti.
Hearing Lao Tzu's words, Zhunti frowned. Gun Gun has not yet become a saint, nor has he certified Hunyuan Wuji Luo Jinxian. With his current cultivation level, he has no restrictions. This is really not good, but if he wants to Punishment is endless, that is not good for Buddhism.
What if the fat man chooses to leave Buddhism in a fit of anger?
My Buddhism can't lose Gun Gun, just like... just like Gun Gun can't lose Heaven!
"It can't be unrestricted!" At this time, a loud and clear voice sounded, Jieyin Zhunti and Sanqing all looked towards the source of the sound, only to see Houtu continue to say: "Other restrictions can be removed, but Lust Caution , Do not offend lightly! Huang gambling and poisoning, Huang is the first of the three precepts, not to mention the identity of the Buddha Lord, as the emperor of heaven, if he violates this rule and indulges in this way, and neglects political affairs in the future, it will not be ordinary people who will suffer? Therefore, we It must be stopped!"
"Um... junior sister, how can I stop it?" In fact, if you don't change the teachings of Buddhism and add a Dao of Huanxi, Zhunti doesn't want to add it. Seeing that Houtu cares more about this than himself, I think about the relationship between Gun Gun and Houtu , Let Houtu take the lead to stop it is not bad, then asked Houtu.
"As the Lord of the Buddha, Gun Gun should have a Zen mind and focus on the Buddha. No, on the basis of governing the heavens and protecting all living beings in the wild, it is a big mistake to be addicted to women! Now, it keeps saying If it wants to take a concubine, I don’t know if it wants to take a concubine from the bottom of its heart, or it’s just a joke, let’s try it, if it’s firm in its heart, it’s fine if it’s not attracted by women. If it is really fascinated, then we will teach it a lesson so that it will never dare again, what do you guys think?" Houtu suggested to the saints with a trace of anger on his face.
"Us?" Nuwa noticed an important point in Houtu's words, and asked her, "Junior Sister, you mean we should all try it?"
"That's right, the Seven Sages are trying their Zen mind!" Houtu nodded and said.
PS: There is one more update.
(End of this chapter)
Ao Yue looked at Gun Gun's fat face that suddenly became confused, and said to it solemnly: "Ao Tingxin, the fourth princess of the East China Sea, I have heard about her before, she is Ao Bing's younger sister, although her cultivation is not high, But she is gentle and gracious, and she is very friendly to younger siblings and friends, if a Taoist friend insists on accepting a concubine, it is indeed an excellent choice to include her in the Heavenly Palace."
Speaking of this, Ao Yue asked Gun Gun: "Fellow Daoist, how about as I said just now, how about making an order as soon as I go back?"
"No! No, no, no!" Gun Gun finally came to his senses, and quickly raised two bear paws, swaying and refusing.
"Need not?"
"Um... I just asked you and referred to your opinion. I have to think about the specific decision." Gun Gun laughed dryly, and then wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.
Dear mother, I just wanted to tell you, to tell you, I never fall behind others, why are you more anxious than me right now?
If I want to accept a concubine, at least I have to wait for my subordinates to carefully select all the famous and beautiful female immortals in the prehistoric world, and then I can't be so hasty!
"Do you need to think about it again? That's fine, otherwise you'll be as sloppy as I am, and you'll inevitably get annoyed when the time comes, alas~" Ao Yue sighed as she said.
Gun Gun patted him on the back as a way to comfort him.
……
Deep in chaos.
Houtu and the six saints sat cross-legged in the void around the sacred tower that trapped Hongjun and Luohu. Houtu's face was a little unsightly, and he murmured: "Fuck this guy, without my restraint, it will become more and more foolish!" Seeing that Ao Yue has accepted the concubine Tian, she actually wants to take a concubine herself, does it want to learn from Xia Qi and Shang Zhou, and also become a subjugated king?!"
Zhunti also looked distressed, and said: "I Buddhist abstinence, turned into a Buddha Lord, but now I want to take the lead in breaking the precepts, if this happens, and everyone in the future Buddhist disciples follow suit, then my Western Pure Land will not be successful." It's... oh!"
"Amitabha~" Jieyin folded his hands together, recited a Buddha's name lightly and said: "Gun Gun is originally impure, and he has never recited Buddhist scriptures since he joined my teaching. Regarding my Buddhist teachings, he only knows a few widely spread ones. According to the Buddha's words, it is indeed too difficult to make it obey the precepts!"
"I gave it six pure bamboos, why is it still six unclean?" Zhunti shook his head.
"Probably... that magic weapon has never been used on itself." Jie Yin said.
"Oh~" Zhunti sighed.
Hearing the conversation of the two sages of the West, Tongtian suddenly lifted his spirits, and quickly said to them: "That's right, that stupid bear has six senses of uncleanness, and he wants to get married even after becoming the Lord of the Buddha. Such a creature and your Buddhist teachings On the contrary, you should expel it from Buddhism and abolish its position as the Buddha Lord!"
Hearing this, Zhunti's distressed expression froze, and in the next second, he put on a kind smile, looked at Tongtian and said, "Then, senior brother will just accept it as a lesson, right?"
"Of course, I can't help being a womanizer!" Tong Tian puffed up his chest and said with a look of course.
At this time, Yuan Shi who was on the side suddenly opened his mouth and said: "I can't help being a woman when I teach."
"Yuanshi!" Tongtian immediately turned his head and glared at Yuanshi.
"Ahem~ The poor Taoists basically don't have any rules, whether they are female or male, as long as they young people like it." Lao Tzu coughed, looked at the saints and said with a smile.
"Brother..." Tong Tian looked at Lao Tzu in disbelief, and reminded him: "Your human religion only accepts human races!"
Lao Tzu stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Only accept humans as disciples, but it doesn't matter if the deputy leader is not a human race. After all, as the leader, I am not a human race, am I?"
"You..." Tong Tian widened his eyes, looked at Lao Tzu, then at Yuan Shi, his heart felt as if he had been trampled by countless beasts, Ma De, you are really good brothers of this seat!
"Amitabha, three fellow Taoists, please don't talk to yourself there, the poor monk will never drive you out of Buddhism!" Seeing that Sanqing was arguing over which religion to join, it seemed like it As if he had left his own Buddhism, Zhunti was a little angry, put his hands together, and said to the three of them.
As soon as these words came out, San Qing immediately looked at him together, Tong Tian was still the first to speak.
He pointed at Zhuangti and shouted: "Didn't you say that you Buddhists abstain from sex? Why, the Lord Buddha does not need to be punished for breaking the precepts, and he does not need to be expelled from the teaching?"
Zhunti closed his eyes, and replied: "Gun Gun has not accepted his concubine yet, but he is still a high-spirited monk who keeps the precepts. Besides, the poor monk has just decided to add a branch to my Buddhist Zen path - the Dao of Huanxi. Buddhist disciples of the Tao can find a partner, Amitabha~"
"Bah, shameless! Can the doctrine be changed at will?" Hearing Zhunti's words, Tongtian poohed on the spot and asked.
Regarding this, Zhunti's face remained unchanged, I am the leader, I can change it if I want to!
"Junior Brother Zhunti, if you indulge Gun Gun so much, it will be completely unrestrained. In a short period of time, it will be invincible in the prehistoric and desolate, and it will be safe, but after a long time, it will inevitably walk a path similar to Dijun's. Dao, this is not good for it!" Laozi shook his head at Zhuangti.
Hearing Lao Tzu's words, Zhunti frowned. Gun Gun has not yet become a saint, nor has he certified Hunyuan Wuji Luo Jinxian. With his current cultivation level, he has no restrictions. This is really not good, but if he wants to Punishment is endless, that is not good for Buddhism.
What if the fat man chooses to leave Buddhism in a fit of anger?
My Buddhism can't lose Gun Gun, just like... just like Gun Gun can't lose Heaven!
"It can't be unrestricted!" At this time, a loud and clear voice sounded, Jieyin Zhunti and Sanqing all looked towards the source of the sound, only to see Houtu continue to say: "Other restrictions can be removed, but Lust Caution , Do not offend lightly! Huang gambling and poisoning, Huang is the first of the three precepts, not to mention the identity of the Buddha Lord, as the emperor of heaven, if he violates this rule and indulges in this way, and neglects political affairs in the future, it will not be ordinary people who will suffer? Therefore, we It must be stopped!"
"Um... junior sister, how can I stop it?" In fact, if you don't change the teachings of Buddhism and add a Dao of Huanxi, Zhunti doesn't want to add it. Seeing that Houtu cares more about this than himself, I think about the relationship between Gun Gun and Houtu , Let Houtu take the lead to stop it is not bad, then asked Houtu.
"As the Lord of the Buddha, Gun Gun should have a Zen mind and focus on the Buddha. No, on the basis of governing the heavens and protecting all living beings in the wild, it is a big mistake to be addicted to women! Now, it keeps saying If it wants to take a concubine, I don’t know if it wants to take a concubine from the bottom of its heart, or it’s just a joke, let’s try it, if it’s firm in its heart, it’s fine if it’s not attracted by women. If it is really fascinated, then we will teach it a lesson so that it will never dare again, what do you guys think?" Houtu suggested to the saints with a trace of anger on his face.
"Us?" Nuwa noticed an important point in Houtu's words, and asked her, "Junior Sister, you mean we should all try it?"
"That's right, the Seven Sages are trying their Zen mind!" Houtu nodded and said.
PS: There is one more update.
(End of this chapter)
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