Honghuang: I am an iron-eating beast, and I was overheard by Houtu

Chapter 619 The Scum God Teng Snake Uses a Beauty Trick Against Zheng Zhi Rolling (Two Chapters in One)

Ever since she could remember, she had been brought up by her master. Now that her master suddenly left her alone in a fairy mountain and said it was for her own good, Bai Suzhen couldn't accept it.

Master, I don't want to be successful, so I just stay in your baby, okay?

"Woooooo~" Thinking, no matter how much she yelled, there was no response, Xiao Bai Suzhen, who was only ten years old, finally couldn't bear it, squatted on the ground, and burst into tears, she was so scared!

In the sky, Gun Gun was sitting on an auspicious cloud. Seeing this scene, his chubby face froze.

Isn't it so timid?

Is this the arrogance that has not been inherited from his father at all?As the daughter of Soaring Snake, shouldn't you be bold now and walk around Huaguo Mountain to get familiar with the environment, then settle down, occupy the mountain as king, and wait to meet Monkey King in the future? Why is it like this?

In the past ten years, although Bai Suzhen has followed Bai Suzhen several times, but each time is not too long, and Bai Suzhen has never experienced such a similar thing before, so it is the first time Gun Gun knows that this girl is so timid.

"The stinky snake was born but never raised, so it must have been known that his daughter is not like him?" Gun Gun guessed in his heart.

It stands to reason that a daughter should be more like a father than a mother, but with Bai Suzhen's appearance, could it be... the stinky snake was cuckolded?
No, no, Bai Yu loves stinky snakes so much, how could he do such a thing?However, I haven't heard that the Zulong Empress doesn't love the Zulong, but the Zulong Empress still...

At this moment, Gun Gun's thoughts diverged, and many thoughts appeared in his mind, which made him cast a spell to open his eyes, carefully observed the little Bai Suzhen below, and finally found, well, Teng Snake has not been cuckolded, this girl is her However, her situation is a bit similar to Sibuxiang's, she has not inherited too much blood from her father's generation, so if there is no chance, her future achievements will not be too high.

"Whoosh~" At this time, Wudang flew over, bowed to Gun Gun and said, "Your Majesty."

"En." Gun Gun closed his eyes, stopped divergent thinking, nodded to Wudang, and said with a smile, "I have worked hard on you during this time."

"Your Majesty is serious, the road to practice is long, and it is good to relax and take care of a child once in a while. Zhen'er is also very sensible, which makes the disciple very comfortable." Wudang said to Gun Gun.

"That's good, then we'll see how she develops with that monkey." Gun Gun said.

Hearing Gun Gun's words, Wudang looked down, then hesitated for a moment, and asked it: "Does Your Majesty want Zhen'er to also step into the catastrophe of Xuanyin Buddha's prosperity?"

"Didn't you already know about this?" Gun Gun asked.

"Yes, but... Zhen'er is already a disciple, and she should be a disciple of Jiejiao. If she steps into this catastrophe, she may become a disciple of Buddhism in the future, disciple..."

"You don't want to part with it?" Gun Gun understands that Wu Dang is worried that Bai Suzhen will leave the Jiejiao and join Buddhism in the future. Also, the disciples who have been raised since childhood are not willing to give her to others.

Wudang lowered his head, acquiescing to the rolling questions.

Seeing this, Gun Gun said to her: "Don't worry, Bai Suzhen won't join Buddhism. When I asked her to worship you as my teacher, then she is your apprentice, a disciple of Jiejiao, and no one will snatch her from you."

Hearing what Gun Gun, who is also a Buddha, said, Wudang heaved a sigh of relief, and hurriedly bowed to it and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty."

"You don't need to thank me, I should be thanking you for helping me take care of that girl. Ten years later, when you come to Huaguo Mountain to pick her up, I will tell you what to do then."

"Yes, that disciple will leave first."

"Go."

"Yes." Immediately, Wudang turned into a beam of aurora and shot out, leaving here.

After she left, Gun Gun put away the smile on her face, scratched her head, and muttered with some embarrassment: "Bai Suzhen is not allowed to join Buddhism, which means that she cannot be allowed to learn scriptures, otherwise she will definitely be named a Buddha after learning the scriptures." Or a Bodhisattva. Originally, I wanted to forcibly cut off the kalpa of love by letting her learn scriptures and enshrine the Buddha, but now it seems that I have to change a little, how should I change it?"

Gun Gun looked up at the sky, thinking back to the story in Journey to the West, not long after, he had a flash of inspiration, he beat his palm with his fist, and said secretly: "Yes!"

"Whoosh~" Immediately, she turned around and left here too.

Below, the little Bai Suzhen who was left by them in Huaguo Mountain was still whimpering loudly, like a puppy abandoned by its owner, alas, pitiful.

……

Qingcheng Mountain.

"Om~" The space fluctuated for a while, and then, a fat bear wearing linen shorts and a large white pearl necklace around his neck strode out from inside.

That's right, Rahu was sealed, and the black pearl necklace it gave Gun Gun is no longer wearing it, and has replaced it with a white pearl necklace made by itself from the lotus seeds of the Jingshi Bailian.

The book returns to the main story, after arriving here, Gun Gun released the power of Yuanshen to sense it for a while, and soon found the object he was looking for on this trip, whoosh~ it turned into a beam of light and shot out, and Gun Gun came to a stone palace Inside, Teng Snake was sitting on the main seat, with a female fairy on each side, the table in front of him was full of spiritual fruits and bird eggs, and there were more than a dozen people wearing transparent gauze clothes under the steps. The snake girl is dancing, this...

Gun Gun was dumbfounded.

"Huh? Fat Bear, why are you here?" Teng Snake noticed Gun Gun appearing at the entrance of the stone hall, and was a little surprised. A look of embarrassment flashed across his face, then he laughed, stood up and shouted to Gun Gun.

Gun Gun took a deep breath, strode forward, waved his two bear paws, pushed away the dancing snake girls, and then asked Teng Snake: "Hey, your daughter is not raised, and you are here in a romantic place? When did you do this?" Horny!"

"Ahem, what a lust, I just enjoy it. Didn't you often enjoy the dance of the fairies when you were in Heaven?" Teng Snake coughed and said.

Then, he ordered these snake girls: "You all go down first."

"Yes, Divine Sovereign." These snake girls responded to Soaring Snake's blessed body, and then bowed and exited the hall.

Then, Teng Snake looked at Gun Gun who was walking up the steps step by step, rolled his eyes, pushed a female fairy in his arms over, and said to it: "Don't be angry, I'll see you off!"

Gun Gun raised the bear's paw, caught the fairy, then pushed her aside, said angrily: "I have a lot of fairies in my palace, so you don't need to send them."

"Then... both of them are for you."

"Need not."

"Bang~" Gun Gun waved his arms, swept away all the spiritual fruits and bird eggs on the table, then jumped up, sat on it, and said to Soaring Snake: "Okay, why do you want to accompany Bai Yan?" , That's why I don't have time to take care of the child, so I asked me to take care of it, and in the end, you had so much fun here, is that little snake your daughter or mine?"

"I……"

"I already knew that you were a cold-blooded guy. What you said to be with Bai Yu was just an excuse for not wanting to take care of the children, but I never thought that you would be irresponsible and leave the burden to your brother, and you would actually be here in this white house." Japanese prostitution! Smelly snake, when did you become so lustful?" Gun Gun asked Teng Snake this question again.

"This one……"

"Don't use me as an excuse, I have always admired dancing, at most dancing with fairies, I have never hugged left and right!"

"you……"

"What exactly are you trying to say?" Gun Gun roared at Soaring Snake.

Seeing this, the female fairy who was still in his arms quickly got up, retreated to the side and knelt down, trembling, and the other female fairy who was pushed away by Rolling earlier did the same.

Seeing that the female fairy in his arms was scared away, Teng She sighed and said to Gun Gun: "I want to say it, but you have to let me say it too."

"you say!"

Teng Snake raised his foot, stepped on the main seat with his right foot, leaned his back against the back, scratched his neck, and said with a somewhat unnatural expression: "Isn't it because I have lived with Bai Yan and found this kind of thing very comfortable, so Just thinking about doing things when you are bored can be regarded as a way to relieve boredom in the long years. As for the daughter... well, I won’t hide it from you, Fat Bear, I regret it. It's troublesome to deal with now, but...if I destroy it, it will be difficult for me to survive the love disaster and break through to the quasi-sage, so it's not wrong to think about letting her be born. But take care...I really don't know how to take care of her !"

"How can there be no way? If you don't know it, go learn it. There are many creatures with children in this prehistoric age. Go over and see how they raise their children. Isn't that all right?" Gun Gun shouted at Teng Snake .

It is really a little angry now, you are sleeping white, and you have a baby, do you want me to help you take care of it after it is born?

That's fine, anyway, I'm also a shopkeeper, and I found a teacher for my child after changing hands, but even so, I'm still thinking about how to train that child so that she can gain some merits and virtues, and I should do it in the future. How to survive love disaster.

But you...you are a father god, but you are enjoying yourself here with a fairy in your arms. You are too much, don't I know how to enjoy myself?If it wasn't for your daughter's business, I would still be in the small Penglai orchard, and continue to eat delicious spirit fruits!

Hearing Gun Gun's questioning, Teng Snake wiped his nose with his fingers, and muttered: "It's not that I haven't seen it before, but it's too troublesome. I have to do this and that, and I don't have that patience at all."

"Then you didn't want to give birth in the first place!"

"So I regret it now."

"You..." Gun Gun was so angry that he couldn't speak. Looking at the Soaring Snake in front of him, its fat face twitched for a while. After a few seconds, he opened his hands, hum~ two black lights flashed, and the book of life and death and The reincarnation pen appeared.

Seeing these two things, Teng Snake's expression changed slightly, and he asked, "Fat Bear, what are you going to do?"

"Since you regret it, then let me help you, erase your daughter's Yangshou, let her reincarnate immediately, and find a responsible father in her next life." Gun Gun said coldly, and he was about to act .

"Hey, don't, don't!" Seeing this, Teng Snake quickly jumped up from the main seat, stretched out his hand to grab Tumble, and stopped him: "You damn bear, why are you so ruthless at every turn? It's also my daughter, you said that if you erase Yangshou, you will erase Yangshou?"

"Otherwise, what are you going to do with her in this world, without father or mother, alone?" Gun Gun asked Teng Snake.

"Isn't there still you?"

"I..." Gun Gun's eyes widened. It already knew that Teng Snake was a shameless snake, but why are you so shameless?He likes to be a father, and at least he slept with the child's mother. The two parties have a little relationship, but you're just throwing the burden away!
"I'll fuck you!" Unable to bear it any longer, Gun Gun simply lifted its fat leg and kicked Teng Snake's chest directly.

"Bang~"

"Ah~" Caught off guard, Teng Snake was kicked out by Gun Gun and the seat under him, and let out a pitiful scream. Of course, this scream must be fake, Zhunsheng is not so careless kick.

After falling to the ground, Teng Snake shouted at Gun Gun: "What are you doing, do you want to fight?"

"No, it's just your daughter. You can take care of it yourself in the future." Gun Gun said, and after finishing speaking, he got off the table and turned around to leave here.

"Hey, wait!"

"what?"

Teng Snake got up, patted the ashes, and walked towards the rolling, aggrieved: "Can't we discuss it again? I really don't want to take care of the child. I am trapped by the child and cannot be free."

"I can help you send that child to reincarnation, let her reincarnate into the human race, how about being a princess of the human race in the next life?" Gun Gun glanced at him and said.

"What's the use of the princess?"

"The queen is fine too." Gun Gun said casually.

"Isn't that still a mortal?"

"You are asking too much."

"Hey~" Teng Snake smiled, came over and put his arms around Rolling's shoulders, and said to it: "Fat Bear, I know I was wrong about this, but we have known each other for so many years, you should know, with my I really don't want to take care of the child, even if I take care of it, I will definitely not be able to take care of it well. If you say let the child die, she will be born. No matter how cruel I am, I can't bear to look at it like this, so..."

"so?"

"Is there any other way?" Teng Snake asked Gun Gun with a smile.

"Hehe, after all, you still don't want to care about her." Gun Gun sneered.

Teng Snake turned his head to the side. Isn't that obvious? How can a mere daughter destroy my freedom, Teng Snake? !

"Alas~" Gun Gun sighed, he really didn't know what to say to the snake, he had been scolded and frightened, but he still didn't want to take on the responsibility of God the Father. Before recovering, Bai Suzhen could only continue to be a snake demon without father and mother.

Thinking about it, Gun Gun pushed Teng Snake away, raised his hands and said to him: "You are simply a god of scum. I, God Gun Gun, have a noble temperament and noble moral character. I am a model for all living beings in the wild. I am ashamed to know you!"

"What does slag god mean?"

Gun Gun didn't bother to answer his question, and said to him: "Your daughter, if you don't want to take care of it, just leave it alone, but don't expect me to take care of it for you. She is not my daughter, and I have no responsibility for that! Besides, she has a master now, so there is nothing she can do. She is very good to her, not worse than the mother god. I came to you this time because I wanted you to go to Huaguo Mountain and pretend to be a big monster who caused disasters, so as to create a sense of crisis for your daughter, and at the same time Prompt her to meet the monkey who is about to be born, and share adversity together. Then let you find her a dojo to practice, so that she will be blocked on the way to the west to learn scriptures in the future, but now it seems, forget it, I don’t care. "

Saying that, Gun Gun waved his big hand and continued to walk away.

"On the way to the west to learn scriptures?" Teng Snake already knew about Xuanyin Buddha's revival, and he also knew about the monkey in the colorful stone, but the matter of learning scriptures has not yet been decided, so he still doesn't know. Having said that, he was a little puzzled, but when he saw that Gun Gun was about to leave again, he hurried over to stop it again, and said to it: "Hey, don't go, don't go, don't be angry."

Soaring Snake put his arms around Rolling's shoulders again, and said to it: "I know, this incident has brought you trouble, but I can't help it? In this way, I, God Soaring Snake, is not the kind of completely irresponsible god." , What I can do, I will definitely do. Go to Huaguo Mountain to pretend to be a big monster, bully them, give them a sense of crisis, let them form a friendship in times of trouble, and then find a dojo for my daughter, right? OK, leave it to me, and I'll take care of these things, is that okay?"

"Hehe, your daughter, you can do whatever you think you can." Gun Gun put his arms in his arms and said with a sneer.

"Fat bear, don't be like this." Seeing that Gun Gun was really angry, Soaring Snake shook its shoulders and said to it, then winked at the two female fairies who were still kneeling on the ground over there, telling them to come over quickly , they blinked their eyes after receiving the signal from Teng Snake's eyes, then quickly got up, twisted the water snake's waist and walked over, hugged Rolling together, rubbed their smooth skin on it, and said to it delicately: "Daxian~ Don't be angry with the god again, okay?"

"Huh~" said, and blew the aroma into Rolling's ears together.

"Hiss~" Gun Gun suddenly gasped, his big fat face twitched violently, when did this damn stinky snake learn how to use beauty tricks, isn't it great that you snake clan have beautiful and good-looking female fairies? !

(End of this chapter)