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Chapter 802 What?The Cowherd did not spy on the Weaver Girl taking a bath, nor did she steal clothes
Although Kong Qing had seriously framed Penglai in front of Mrs. Shangyuan...analyzed, trying to make the other party understand that the treasury manager was a spy sent by Penglai with the intention of harming Kunlun, but Mrs. Shangyuan and the others didn't believe it at all.

In order to show that what he said was true, Kong Qing even put himself in the shoes of Mrs. Shangyuan and the others to analyze what kind of harm this weak, seemingly harmless Kuguan could do to them if he was really a spy.

"Shangyuan, you can think about it. Although this treasury manager is weak and doesn't seem to have any rights, his position is very important..."

Kong Qing put on a serious face, and said seriously to Shang Yuan and the other female fairies.

"For example, when Shangyuan sent a maid to inform him that you were going to stay in Yizhou for a few days, did you expose your whereabouts, and after Penglai knew this, they could target you in a targeted manner. You do some actions, such as sending assassins to assassinate you, sending beautiful men to seduce you, and so on!"

"Penglai wants to send assassins to assassinate me..."

After hearing Kong Qing's words, Shang Yuan closed the sandalwood folding fan in his hand with a bang, and replied proudly.

"If you are not afraid of death, then let them come and try!"

"..."

Kong Qing blinked silently.

Miscalculated!
The little lady in front of her is not an ordinary woman. As the second generation of top immortals, no one knows how many treasures the Queen Mother of the West gave her. It is indeed a little bit more difficult to assassinate her.

"I think Mr. Qingwei is more worried that Penglai will send a beautiful man to seduce Shangyuan, which will cause Shangyuan to empathize with him!"

Magu on the side said as if joking.

"It's really a big threat..."

"What kind of threat is this!"

Madam Fan on one side covered her mouth with a round fan, and said with a smile.

"Our Shangyuan is quite loyal. As long as you take the initiative, Qingwei, you will directly rush into Shangyuan's room at night and take her down decisively. At that time, don't talk about the beautiful boy sent by Penglai, even if it is the beautiful boy in the world. In front of Shangyuan, she will not choose!"

"..."

Kong Qing blinked silently again.

Mrs. Fan, the old Siji, is worthy of being someone who has experienced it, and the car door was welded to death within three sentences!
Now is it time for us to discuss whether to choose a beautiful boy...

"Pindao is just an analogy. In fact, Pei Bingcao can take advantage of his status as the chief manager of the other courtyard to install some pinhole cameras covered by decorations in some rooms of the other courtyard...Pindao It means a magic weapon for recording sound!"

Kong Qing looked at the fairies in front of him who were laughing together because of the beauty pageant, and silently released a big killer.

"At that time, Shangyuan, your words and deeds in the other courtyard will be detected by others, and your every word will be recorded by others, what's more, even when you take a bath, someone may be photographed , and then use it to threaten you!"

"Hahaha……"

To Kong Qing's surprise, faced with such a terrible possibility, the group of female fairies laughed together one by one, as if what Kong Qing said was a joke.

"Lang Jun, you are really..."

Mrs. Shangyuan sat up straight from the sofa and smoothed her hair with her hands.

"Who would be so shameless as to deliberately place a magic weapon for taking photos to do such obscene things!"

"that is!"

Magu on the side also followed suit.

"Qingwei, how did you come up with such a disgusting idea? It's too bottomless. It's impossible for someone to do that!"

"..."

Kong Qing blinked silently.

There's no way anyone could do that...

Didn't the speaking cowherd successfully marry himself a beautiful wife by stealing other people's clothes while the weaver girl was taking a bath?
"The Cowherd peeped at the Weaver Girl taking a bath, stole the Weaver Girl's clothes, and forced the Weaver Girl to get married!"

Mrs. Shangyuan covered her stomach with her hands, and rolled into Mrs. Fan's arms, out of breath from laughing.

"Hahahaha... Sir, you are so funny, where did you hear such baseless things!"

"Mr. Qingwei!"

Madam Fan covered her mouth with a fan, and looked at Kong Qing with crooked eyebrows.

"The marriage of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl was determined by the Northern Emperor. She is married to a Ming matchmaker. It has nothing to do with stealing clothes. You can ask Taiyin about this. She has a very good relationship with the Weaver Girl!"

"..."

Kong Qing blinked silently.

How is it possible that the Cowherd did not peep at the Weaver Girl taking a bath, nor did she steal the Weaver Girl's clothes, which is obviously contrary to common sense!
"Several ladies, don't hold on to these details, okay? Let's focus on the key points... What Pindao means is that even a small person you despise can become a terrible spy, because... ..."

"OK OK……"

Madam Shangyuan got up and covered her mouth with the sandalwood folding fan in her hand.

"Lang Jun, you are exaggerating too much. You are just a thief, and you are talking so seriously."

"that is!"

Magu also said while smiling.

"He even said that he wanted Kunlun to kill Penglai directly. If Shangyuan really told the Queen Mother of the West about this matter, Jinmu would think that Shangyuan was crazy!"

"Even if we don't make a move, we can still set up a Xiandu Council!"

Kong Qing still had some unwillingness to give up, and then bewitched.

"After all, Penglai's dispatch of spies to Kunlun is real. Even if he is not killed, everyone in the world should know Penglai's ugly face..."

"All right!"

Mrs. Shangyuan covered her face with a folding fan, her shoulders twitched as she laughed.

"Lang Jun, even if you want to take revenge on Penglai because of the previous council affairs, don't choose such an outrageous reason. Penglai sent spies to Kunlun. The people in other Xiandu are not stupid. They won't believe that Heshanggong has the courage Offend my mother!"

"Ugh!"

Looking at the land turtles of the Tang Dynasty who have never seen the pervasive cultural infiltration and spy invasion after thousands of years, Kong Qing could only sigh silently, and said that he only wanted to say one thing...

"When I was exaggerating the Penglai threat theory to Shangyuan and the others, why didn't Pindao borrow Zhang Liang's glib talent from the list of gods first! '

When the matter developed to the end, although Kong Qing had worked very hard, Shangyuan and the others not only gave up Kong Qing's idea of ​​jointly destroying Penglai once and for all, they even convened the Xiandu Council to send Penglai to Kunlun. The middle strategy of judging the spies' behavior was also rejected, and instead chose a flying talisman Penglai, asking the other party to hand over the treasury manager Pei Bingcao, which is the worst appeasement strategy.

But although he didn't achieve his goal, Kong Qing was not very disappointed!

After all, he still knows whether Pei Bingcao is a spy or not.Originally, it was a move to hit three shots first if there was no date. It is good to be planted, but if it cannot be planted, it will not be planted. It is not a big problem.

Besides, even without Kunlun's help, he, Qingwei Daoist, Laojun's favorite cub, will sooner or later rely on Laojun's preference and his own efforts to stand at the top of the world!
Penglai who offended him will definitely be retribution. Even if they can escape this time by chance, they will not be able to avoid the next time when he personally liquidates them.

……

Of course, An Qisheng, who was far away in Penglai Mountain, didn't know how Kong Qing, a vicious guy, planted a frame in front of Mrs. Shangyuan and encouraged Kunlun to destroy Penglai. A flying talisman with a gloomy expression on his face.

"Kunlun and Penglai have always been on good terms. I believe that Mr. Anqi, you will definitely not hide the thief who stole the property of the other courtyard of the palace. As for Mr. Qingwei's pursuit of the whereabouts of the thief for the palace, which was deliberately blocked by you Penglai, I believe that It was just a misunderstanding, since the gentleman has returned safely, I will not pursue this matter any longer..."

Madam Shangyuan's unhurried voice came out of the flying talisman slowly. Although it sounded gentle, it carried an undisguised condescending aura.

"Now that the thief has fallen into your hands, Penglai, I hope that you can hand him over, so as not to hurt the peace between Penglai and Kunlun. That's all for now, Mr. Wang'an Qi, you can decide for yourself!"

"call……"

After listening to Fei Fu's words, An Qi heaved a sigh of relief, and turned to look at Wang Kejiao who was standing with his hands down.

"How, did you find that Earth Immortal?"

"Report to Duke Anqi!"

Wang Kejiao looked up at An Qisheng who had a gloomy face, gritted his teeth silently, cheered himself up in his heart, and then replied hesitantly.

"The other party didn't go to Yingzhou and the abbot, but seemed to find a random direction and drove out. Now the sea is vast..."

boom!
Wang Kejiao was photographed on the wall again.

"Where did the sea come from? The Earth Immortal's strength is so poor, and he brought a mortal with him. How could he go deep into the sea, and the left is only those nearby islands..."

An Qisheng looked at Wang Kejiao hanging on the wall with sharp eyes.

"Send all the people out, give me island by island to turn over, and I must find the people!"

"Yes!"

Wang Kejiao nodded in confusion.

"So, I'm going to pass the order... No! So, I'm going to lead a team and set off in person, looking for one island after another!"

Pfft!
An Qisheng withdrew his hand, and Wang Kejiao, who was hanging on the wall, suddenly felt his whole body loosen and fell to the ground.

"Go! If you can't find that Earth Immortal, don't come back to see me..."

"Yes Yes……"

Wang Kejiao hurriedly nodded in agreement, and retreated hastily towards the outside.

"Go here, go here..."

"Mr. An Qi!"

After Wang Kejiao left, Tianmenzi Wang Gang, who was standing aside, looked at An Qisheng with an ugly face, and subconsciously lowered his voice.

"Do you think this matter is a bit too coincidental..."

"Nonsense! The thief just arrived in Penglai, and Qingwei followed him, and when Qingwei made trouble in front, the thief immediately sailed out to sea. If it was all a coincidence, I, An Qisheng, would be in vain. Live a thousand years!"

An Qisheng with an ugly face slammed the quinoa stick in his hand on the ground, and said through gritted teeth.

"This shameless Qingwei, in order to deal with our Fang Xiandao, he even used this kind of indiscriminate trick of framing..."

　That's right, the legend of the Cowherd stealing the clothes of the Weaver Girl did not appear in the Tang Dynasty!

　　In the novel at this time, the setting of Cowherd and Weaver Girl are both gods, marriage is also betrothed by the emperor of heaven, there are two reasons for the separation of labor and Yan. He was punished, and the second one was that Niulang borrowed [-] yuan from the Emperor of Heaven and did not repay it when he got married, so he was punished by the Emperor of Heaven!

　　So the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are not actually in free love. As for their relationship, Zhang Jian, a famous talent in the Tang Dynasty, told such a story in "Spiritual Monster Collection":
　　It is said that a certain man named Guo Han met a beautiful woman at night, and said, "I am also the weaver girl in the sky. I have no one for a long time, but the wedding is blocked and full of seclusion. God has ordered you to travel in the world, admire the breeze, and ask God to .”

　　Translating this sentence into the vernacular is nine characters, 'I Zhinu wants to sleep with you, okay? '

　　Later, Guo Han asked Weaver Girl, won't Cowherd be angry if you come down to find me?Zhinu replied, "What's the matter with the canal because of the change of yin and yang? And the river and the Han are separated, so there is no way to know it again. If you know it again, it's nothing to worry about."

　　It's justifiable to steal Qing stealthily!
　　How about it, does everyone have the feeling that the three views are broken...

　　PS: To make a digression, Zhang Jian’s grandfather is called Zhang Zhuo. He wrote a novel called "Shenxian Cave", which tells the story of himself and two female fairies. It is very interesting and highly recommended.

　　By the way, Mengxin will excerpt the poems about knives and scabbards by Zhang Jue and the fairy in the book.

　　knife:
　　Self-pity is heavy, lovesickness is endless.It's a pity that the pointed object is in the skin all day long.

　　scabbard:
　　The number of pinches should be slow, frequent grinding and fast turning more; after the canal is pulled out, what do you want to do with the empty sheath!
　　


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