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Chapter 643 The best way to deal with bear children is to clean up bear parents

It was already night, and in the backyard of the Samurai Mansion in Chang'an Yongxing Square, two men in their twenties with wretched faces were standing in front of a tightly closed door, speaking glibly.

"Auntie, open the door! My nephews are here to greet you!"

Although the lights were on in the room, it was silent, as if no one was there.

"Auntie, we are all from our own family, why are you so indifferent."

A man slammed the door twice with his hand, and said with a playful smile.

"My nephews are also very filial, so please say something... Oh! My nephew understands, auntie, you are waiting for the nephews to open the door and enter the house to greet you, okay! Then my nephew will coming……"

"No... no need!"

Seeing that they had started to push the door, the people in the door finally couldn't sit still, and then they heard the voice of the servant girl Cuiqiao who was a little panicked from the room.

"My wife said, you two just salute at the door, you don't need to come in!"

"Then how?"

After hearing that the other party finally spoke, the two young people looked at each other and smiled triumphantly at the same time.Then the slightly older man among them immediately intensified and pushed the door twice.

"To greet my aunt is a kind of filial piety for my nephew, I have to see my aunt to say hello, how about this, you open the door, and brothers such as you kowtow to your aunt and leave!"

After speaking, the young man winked at the other person. After seeing that the other person understood, he tiptoed away from the gate, walked around to the window, took out a dagger from his pocket, and laid it on the window. It moved silently.

"It's, it's..."

Another young man continued to speak loudly in front of the door with a wretched smile on his face, covering for the other young man.

"You have to kowtow to salute, but the ground is too dirty, so you should open the door and let brother kowtow on aunt's bed..."

Before the young man finished speaking, he saw a small hole in the window paper in front of the young man who was prying the window, and then a burst of red spray sprayed out from the window, just spraying on the young man. people's faces.

With a clang, the dagger in the hand of the young man who pried the window fell to the ground. Then he covered his face with his hands, fell on his back, and rolled back and forth on the ground in pain.

"Ah! My eyes..."

"elder brother!"

After seeing the young man next to him fall to the ground, the other young man immediately stopped slamming around the door, and hurried forward two steps, trying to help the young man on the ground up.

"How are you?"

"Brother, we were cheated by that bitch!"

The man on the ground moaned in pain while speaking in a vicious tone.

"That bitch hasn't used up the magic weapon from his concubine at all, it's really abominable..."

The man was in too much pain when he spoke, so he didn't notice that there was a handsome Taoist priest in white standing on the roof not far behind him, and two men in purple robes were standing behind the Taoist priest. middle-aged man.

When he heard the word mistress, the white-clothed Taoist priest seemed to be able to scrape off a layer of frost on his face with a knife.

The next moment, the window in front of the two men was suddenly pushed open, revealing the face of the lady of the Yang family who had been cleared up, and the anti-wolf spray she was holding in her hand!
puff!
After a light noise, the face of the young man who was helping others was also hit by the spray.

"Ah! My eyes..."

There was another howl, and the other young man reflexively let go of his brother's hand as if he had been severely injured, covered his face and let out a painful cry, and his brother who had just been supported halfway The elder brother let go of his hand suddenly, and his body fell down again, hitting his head against the wall.

"Ah! My head..."

Snapped!
After a successful blow, the lady of the Yang family quickly closed the window again. Because she was too hasty, the window bounced on her two big balls and almost missed the latch.

"Did you see it? Sangmen Xingjun! Your own nephew came to rape his aunt, while your own son was waiting to listen to the corner of his stepmother and his cousin..."

Kong Qing pointed to the two young men who were rolling on the ground, then pointed to the two teenage boys lying on their stomachs by the door in the distance, and pointed to the purple-robed boy standing behind him on the right. middle-aged said.

"Before you told Poor Dao that you are full of talent and it is not suitable to be a funeral star. Now you open your eyes wide and take a good look at what your family is doing. How is it? Now do you feel that Poor Dao Is it especially suitable for you to be this mourner?
To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that your eldest lady extended a helping hand when she was in poverty and donated a lot of incense money, so that the Qingdu temple in the poor road would not have closed down a few years ago, it would be You, an idiot who got caught up in the air by a female assassin on the night of your wedding, still want to become a god?
Dream it! "

After hearing Kong Qing's words, the middle-aged warrior in purple robe gritted his teeth, but he couldn't refute it with a word.

"Although it is said that the son is not the fault of the godfather, but for the sake of your wife, Pindao can still give you a chance..."

Kong Qing said to the warrior Xun coldly with a gloomy face.

"Now Pindao decides to lend Zhang Chenghuang's yin soldiers to you temporarily, and you go down to help Pindao to clean up your own family affairs. If Pindao finds out that his benefactor is being abused in your house... "

Kong Qing stretched out his hand and pulled out the magic whip from the air, and unceremoniously whipped the warrior Xun down on the roof, making him uncontrollably let out a scream that was somewhat similar in tone to the one below.

"Don't blame Pindao's subordinates for being ruthless!"

The strange thing is that although Kong Qing and Sangmen Xing Warrior Xun were only standing on the roof not far from the men below, they all seemed to be deaf, and no one heard the sound transmitted from the top. There were voices and screams.

Seeing his back then... and now fellow warrior Xun being mercilessly whipped down by Kong Qing, shaking into a ball on the roof in pain, Zhang Daoyuan, the City God standing aside, grinned empathetically.

Ok!

I usually run the family very strictly, and my children are more motivated...

"Zhang Chenghuang..."

After knocking down the warrior Xun with a whip, Kong Qing then turned around and looked at another middle-aged man in purple robe, Zhang Daoyuan, with a pleasant face.

"Originally, Pindao promised not to interfere with your affairs, but this funeral star has just become a god and has no subordinates, so I can only borrow it from you for the time being, and please Zhang Chenghuang, you Haihan!"

"Don't dare, don't dare..."

After hearing Kong Qing's words, Zhang Daoyuan hurriedly answered.

"Since the establishment of the All-Monster Alliance, Chang'an City doesn't have any time to dispatch Yin soldiers, so Daoist people can borrow as much as they want, and it will not affect the affairs of the capital at all."

With that said, Zhang Daoyuan turned around and gave a soft drink to the people below.

"Where is the civil and military judge?"

"Subordinates are here!"

A burly old man wearing armor and holding an iron staff, and a burly scribe who looked like a door leaf stepped out of the shadows and cupped their fists against the roof.

"You wait for the time being to obey the command of Sangmen Xingjun..."

"Yes!"

After hearing Zhang Daoyuan's words, the pair of burly civil and military judges cupped their hands at the same time.

"Mai Tiezhang (Special Officer) obey!"

"Don't go soon!"

Seeing the appearance of the civil and military judge, Kong Qing lowered his eyes and said to the warrior Xun who just got up from the ground.

"Solve the matter quickly, don't force Pindao to do it himself..."

"Yes!"

The warrior Xun looked gloomy, and reluctantly cupped his hands at Kong Qing, then jumped off the roof and landed in front of the civil and military judge, gritted his teeth fiercely, and pointed to his former residence with his finger.

"Trouble both of you, go up and down this mansion for me, and arrest all the people to the open space in the backyard garden!"

"Yes!"

Mai Tiezhang and the special officer agreed, then turned around and whistled, and a large group of dark soldiers wearing armor and holding weapons poured out from not far behind him.

"Brothers, follow me!"

Mai Tiezhang raised the iron staff in his hand and pointed at the mansion in front of him, feeling as if he had returned to the time when he was young and robbed houses.

"Catch all the guys inside..."

……

At this time, the two young men, whose eyes were red and swollen from the anti-wolf spray, and were crying, were supporting each other, and while leaving the door of their aunt's house, they were still spitting harsh words into the house.

"Bitch, you dare to be so vicious. You wait for me. If I don't tie you to the bed next time and clean you up severely, my surname will not be Wu!"

After hearing what his brother said, the younger of the two men also grinned at the room where Yang Mudan was.

"That's right! Wait for us, you bitch, next time we must..."

Before he could finish his sentence, a group of black shadows suddenly appeared indistinctly in his eyes, which were bursting with tears from being hit by the anti-wolf spray.

boom!
Before the two of them figured out what happened, they felt a cramping pain in their stomachs, as if they had been kicked hard by a cow, and their bodies involuntarily fell to the ground on their backs.

"take away!"

With a contemptuous voice, the two young men felt their ankles being grabbed by a somewhat cold hand, and they were dragged towards the front yard.

Although the two of them were hit by anti-wolf spray, and the guys with blurred vision couldn't see what happened, but the two teenage children hiding next to the backyard gate, namely Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanqing, the sons of the samurai Xun Yuan Shuang could see it very clearly.

Just after their two cousins ​​Wu Weiliang and Wu Huaiyun failed to harass that bitch from the Yang family, they suddenly jumped into groups of warriors in black armor from outside the wall, led by two burly warriors. A somewhat inhuman burly man.

In front of these two strong men, their two cousins ​​had no power to resist, and were directly kicked over, and then the other party directly fought with open fire and came in with weapons.

"Help!"

Wu Yuanqing and Wu Yuanshuang, who were frightened, didn't care about taking revenge on their stepmother, and ran away with their heads in their arms, shouting loudly while running.

"The bandits are coming! Help!"

　That's right, the best way to deal with bear children is to clean up bear parents!
　　There is such a story recorded in "The Legend of Immortals", a fairy named Liu Gen was caught in the lobby by a prefect surnamed Zhang who thought he was a demon, and the prefect said that you can catch ghosts, so you can be my Catch one?Liu Gen replied that it was simple...

　　Then, Liu Gen cast a spell to catch all of Zhang Taishou's dead parents in front of the hall!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)