Back to the early Tang Dynasty to be a fairy

Chapter 630 In our line of work, a good tongue is very important
The newly appointed Shangshu Youpushe Feng Deyi was walking in the mist with a blank face. He looked around blankly, but he couldn't see a single person as far as he could see. Only myself is left.

Finally, after wandering around in the mist for a while, Feng Deyi saw a familiar figure.

It was an old man with a slightly fat body. At this time, he was stroking his beard with his hands, and he was sitting leisurely on a very gorgeous couch inlaid with gold and jade.

After seeing Feng Deyi, the old man waved to him and shouted.

"Feng Lang, come here!"

In a daze, Feng Deyi felt that he came to the old man's side in a leisurely manner. Although the old man's face was a bit blurred, when he saw the other party, Feng Deyi immediately thought of him His identity, he is the Shangshu Youpushe of the Great Sui Dynasty, and the Taiwei Yang Su, who is also his immediate boss.

So, Feng Deyi cupped his fists and bowed respectfully to the old man to salute!
"Subordinate Feng Deyi, see Yang Pushe!"

"Feng Lang doesn't need to be too polite..."

Then, Feng Deyi saw the other party stepping up and got off the couch inlaid with gold and jade, and stretched out his hand to support himself.He didn't know what was going on, but he felt that he was light and light, and was pulled up by Yang Su casually.

Afterwards, Feng Deyi saw the old man pat the extremely gorgeous couch behind him with his hands, and said to himself.

"After all, this old man's seat is already yours, Feng Lang!"

The next moment, Feng Deyi sat on the couch in a daze, but before he could experience what it was like to sit on this gorgeous couch, he saw the face of the old man in front of him. It became gloomy.

"Feng Lang..."

The old man looked at him, showing a smile he had never seen before.

"Since you have taken the position of the old man, you should leave with the old man."

As soon as he finished speaking, Feng Deyi saw that the old man had stretched out his hands towards him.

At this time, Feng Deyi had just discovered that the old man's hands were not ordinary flesh-colored, but jet-black, as if they were bird claws or the claws of some ghost.

He wanted to hide, but his body couldn't move, he couldn't hide!

In the end, Feng Deyi could only watch helplessly as the old man grabbed his neck with those pitch-black claws, making it difficult for him to breathe.Then Feng Deyi felt that he was pulled down by the old man together with the couch inlaid with gold and jade, and fell into the dark bottomless abyss below.

"what!"

Feng Deyi let out an exclamation and woke up from his bed.

He opened his eyes, only to realize that it was not Yang Su's hands that strangled his neck at all, but the delicate arms of his new concubine not long ago.

Feng Deyi, who was still in shock, pushed the opponent's arm away from his neck in disgust, took a deep breath, and wiped the sweat from his forehead with his hand.

"It turned out to be a dream!"

Thinking of this terrifying dream, Feng Deyi suddenly lost all sleepiness, and a somewhat terrifying thought also emerged from the bottom of his heart instantly.

"Could it be that the old man's position is really over and the end of the year is approaching?"

……

Just when Feng Deyi was suspicious, in the Hualou Lianyi Residence in Pingkangfang, a beautiful-looking woman in ragged clothes was playing on the stage inside Hualou with a confident smile. Pipa, while singing and dancing.

"Plucking hibiscus in the river, orchids are full of fragrant grasses. If you want to leave them behind, your thoughts are far away..."

When she sang the last sentence, the woman looked sideways slightly, and her eyebrows fluttered, adding a charming look, which instantly made the hearts of those "charitable people" around the Hualou stage who stayed up late at night and came to Pingkang Fang to show their love. .

"Good life, reward!"

Amid bursts of cheers, handfuls of copper coins fell on the stage like rain.The face of the woman holding the pipa was eclipsed.

Dressed in rags, she desperately dodged holding the pipa, and from time to time her pink buttocks were exposed, which aroused bursts of applause.But surprisingly, even in this situation, her pipa sound and singing voice are still stable.

"Still looking at the old hometown, the long road is long and vast. Concentric and separated, sad to end old age."

"Colorful! Colorful! Colorful!"

What the woman with the pipa did made the surrounding "charitable people" scream like heaven, and handfuls of copper coins were thrown down again without hesitation.

"Alas..."

Lianyiju's false mother, commonly known as "Bangtan", the mother-in-law Li Auntie looked at Li Si Niang who was singing and dancing on the stage in surprise, with a look of relief on her face.

"Fourth, this is finally the end of all hardships. I thought she was going to fall into my hands before I was born!"

"Mother……"

At this moment, a beautiful-looking woman wearing a snow-white fox fur suddenly appeared quietly behind Aunt Li, asking questions seemingly unintentionally.

"What kind of good medicine did you find for the fourth brother? Why does my slave seem to not be stuttering at all now?"

"It's Old Seven..."

Aunt Li turned her head and glanced at the woman, then said with a smile.

"Who's medicine can cure this clumsy tongue problem? This is the result of the fourth child's prayer to God recently."

"God?"

After hearing this divine word, a flash of vigilance flashed in the eyes of the gorgeous woman. She then took a step forward, wrapped her arms around Aunt Li's waist, and said with a smile.

"Mom, dare to ask what kind of god the fourth brother is praying for, it can actually cure this clumsy tongue problem."

"This..."

Because the person who asked the question was the pillar of her Lianyiju, that is, Li Xiulan, a famous prostitute in Chang'an City known as Xiulan Nushi, so Aunt Li didn't do anything to cover up, but answered bluntly.

"It's a statue brought by Zhang Liang from Prince Qin's Mansion. It is said that it is the tongue-rolling star in the sky. He specializes in talking. According to him, as long as you believe the tongue-rolling star, you can speak fluently."

"what!"

Li Xiulan covered her mouth with her hand and made a surprised expression.

"Is there still a god in the world who manages his tongue? Could that Zhang Liang be a liar!"

"I think so too, but you also know..."

Aunt Li looked at Li Siniang, who was performing hard on the stage, and replied casually.

"In the case of the fourth child, I heard that she must try this kind of thing, and it turned out to be really good. Just after she worshiped the statue of the tongue-rolling star king for a few days, her articulation was really real. It became more flexible.”

"Oh oh oh..."

Li Xiulan nodded just right.

"It seems that this Tongue Rolling Star Lord is really alive."

"Indeed..."

Aunt Li said thoughtfully while watching Li Siniang perform on stage.

"So for the past two days, I have been thinking about moving the statue of the tongue-rolling star out of the room of the fourth child, and finding a clean place in our building to enshrine, so that your brothers can burn incense sticks every day, It is also very important that our tongues and tongues are not flexible in this industry, don’t you think, Lao Qi?”

"Of course..."

Li Xiulan leaned closer to Aunt Li's body, stretched out her tender red tongue and flicked it lightly on her ear.

"The word of mouth must be very important!"

……

Compared with Chang'an, a metropolis that is still full of feasting and feasting after nightfall, the Yiren cottage at the intersection of Changsha and Sichuan and Guizhou is completely plunged into darkness at night, and only the torches in the ancestral hall for worship are still burning Crackling and burning.

The moon traveled through the white lotus-like clouds, casting a faint light down.

Just when everything was silent, a huge strange bird spread its wings, like a black cloud, it flew into this village without sound and landed on the roof of the ancestral hall.

With the help of the faint light, the strange bird looked up, then opened its somewhat strange beak, and sucked it vigorously.

The next moment, those barbarians with panicked faces in the cottage, who seemed to be having a nightmare, all had an undetectable black air rising from their bodies. As the black air left their bodies, those barbarians who had originally panicked faces instantly relaxed He fell down, as if completely freed from the nightmare.

And the black air that escaped from the barbarians floated out of the bamboo buildings one by one, gathered together, and was finally eaten by the strange bird like a bug.

After eating the black air, the strange bird smashed its beak, as if reminiscing.

"Hey! The quality of these barbarian nightmares is really poor. The clear soup lacks water, and it's not tasty enough!"

Saying that, the strange bird lowered its head, poked its mouth in through the window of the ancestral temple in the village, and very accurately pecked out a shimmering bird feather that was enshrined on the altar.
The next moment, dots of golden light appeared on the shimmering bird feathers, like fireflies.

"His!"

The strange bird opened its mouth again and sucked slightly, those golden light spots were sucked into its mouth by the strange bird just like the black air before.

After more than ten seconds, the golden spots in the shimmering feathers were completely sucked by the strange bird, and the feathers returned to their previous blue-black appearance.

"Oh! It's gone again..."

The strange bird sighed in a low voice, then tilted its head, and sent the feather back to the altar of the ancestral hall.

"The number of these barbarians is too small, and the power of incense is too small..."

Saying that, the strange bird spread its wings, like a black cloud, flew up without a sound, left the barbarian village, and flew towards the south.

"I hope there will be more incense in the next village, and the nightmare will be better."

Just as the strange bird was leaving, in the command center of a certain cloud city above Changsha City, the monitoring fox 21 was sitting in front of the private satellite system, and her two tender white hands quickly moved on the screen. Swipe to accurately circle an unsuspecting strange bird flying in the screen.

"Hahaha……"

After locking onto the strange bird, 21 Niang jumped up from her seat with a look of excitement.

"It turned out that my family found this dream-eating bird Birch when I was on duty. My family's luck is really great!"

(End of this chapter)