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Chapter 532 Finally, Pindao can use AOE to wash the floor and score points

Chapter 532 Finally, Pindao can use AOE to wash the floor and score points

The gongs and drums are noisy, blowing and blowing!
A lively welcoming team is walking on the road between the mountains.

At the front of the line is the groom. He looks about 50 to [-] years old, dressed in brocade robes, and may be the relationship between an old husband and a young wife. He sits on the horse and looks very happy.Beside him were some young bridesmaids, most of whom were handsome young men.

Not far behind them is the wedding car carrying the bride.I don't know if it's because the mountain road is a bit rough, which makes the bride a little dizzy, or it's because of the bad smell in the car. The bride opened the car window, covered her face with a fan, and put her head close to the window to breathe. .

A matchmaker with a graceful waist was walking beside the wedding car. As she walked, she chattered to the bride in the car.

"Ma'am, although the master of the She family is older than you, as the saying goes, an old man loves a young wife, he will treat you like a sweetheart after you get through the door, and there is no old lady in his house, so you just walk in the door. Big lady, even the children before him still have to call you mother...

And the most important thing is that the She family's family background is good!Ma'am, you wear gold and silver, silk and satin after passing through the door. This is a blessing that a small family can't imagine.That is to say, I didn't have a good daughter, otherwise I would marry her into the She family. "

Amidst the brainwashing words of the matchmaker, the welcoming team turned left and right along the mountain road, and came to a village covered in red and colorful colors.

Just when the welcoming team was about to reach the village, they suddenly heard the sound of poetry reciting from the side of the road.

"A piece of poetry with a cup of tea, drunk at night and singing without remembering the year. The dry horse came and traveled to nine places repeatedly, and the kun ox drove out for three days..."

Following the voice, I saw a handsome Taoist priest wearing a snow-white Taoist robe and carrying a small milk cat on his shoulders stepping out. Behind him was a chubby little boy who looked only five or six years old. The boy also carried a huge bronze scabbard on his back.

The white-clothed Taoist stepped forward calmly, blocked between the welcoming convoy and the entrance of the village, and bowed slightly to them.

"Everyone, be polite!"

"This Daoist..."

After seeing the white-clothed Taoist suddenly appearing and blocking the road, the 50-year-old groom's face suddenly became a little displeased. He urged his horse to step forward and looked down at the white-clothed Taoist.

"Are you blocking the wedding party of a certain person, do you intend to ask for money to stop the car? Although a certain monk is not sympathetic, today is a good day for a certain one, so a certain one makes an exception. Come..."

After hearing his words, a young and handsome bridesmaid immediately snatched up beside him, holding a basket of copper coins in his hand, and walked towards the Taoist priest in white with a smile on his face.

"Mister Daoist, today is a big day for my She family, so I would like to ask the head of the Taoist priest to raise your hand and do me a favor. Come on, please grab the money for the car!"

"Money is something outside of the body. How can a poor monk be so philistine."

The Taoist priest in white smiled and stretched out an index finger, and waved it towards the other party.

"Pin Dao is not here for money."

"It's not about the money..."

The groom looked down at Kong Qing with an impatient look in his eyes.

"The priest, what are you doing for?"

"Of course it's for people!"

The Taoist priest in white raised his hand and nodded towards the wedding car carrying the bride.

"Pindao came on a whim today. After doing calculations, I found out that the new wife in your sedan chair is destined to be related to Pindao, so I came here to borrow She Langjun your wife."

"what!"

After hearing the words of the Taoist priest in white, the bridegroom officer was furious.

"You hateful Taoist priest, you dare to talk nonsense in front of someone, come here, hit me!"

After hearing his words, the bridesmaids who surrounded him instantly pulled out sticks wrapped in colored silk from nowhere, rushed forward, and hit the white-clothed Taoist priest head-on and face-to-face.

"Hahaha……"

After seeing the groom turn his face, the Taoist priest in white actually laughed a few times, and then slapped the ancient sword on his back with his backhand.

"Gu Chen, get out of the sheath!"

Swish!
Following the words of the Taoist priest in white, a snow-colored sword light rose from behind him, and then swept past the crowd of bridesmaids swarming up, holding colorful sticks.

chap!
With a slight sound, all the bridesmaids who were cut by the sword light were chopped into two pieces, one by one, with sticks, and blood burst out in an instant.

"Ah... murder!"

Seeing that the Taoist priest in white came up, he did not hesitate to kill people. All the people in the woman's house who were seeing off relatives let out a scream, and then ran towards the back of the team.

But the strange thing is that even in this situation, the rest of the bridesmaids, the musicians, and even the coolies who carried the dowry did not make any screams.

At this moment, a handsome young man suddenly approached the bridegroom officer and said a few words in a low voice.

Snapped!
The groom officer knocked the handsome boy down with a slap without hesitation.

"Asshole, why didn't you say it earlier!"

The next moment, the bridegroom officer looked at the Taoist priest in white again, but the anger on his face became much calmer at this time.

"It turns out that you are the Taoist priest that Shi Qilang said was chasing and killing him. Why, did you come to our She village to subdue demons?"

"wrong!"

After hearing his words, the Taoist priest in white smiled and waved his hands.

"What does it mean to subdue demons and not subdue demons? Isn't it very clear what Pindao said just now? Please borrow my wife's use..."

In the next moment, the sword light passed through the sky, directly passed through the wedding car where the bride was, and rolled out the bride in the car who was wearing a wedding dress and covered her face with a round fan.Then it turned around again, and rolled up all the other people who were running backwards to see off their relatives.

Pfft!poof...

Jian Guang turned around and threw all these people not far from the white-clothed Taoist priest, falling into a pile.

Whoosh!
The little milk cat standing on the shoulder of the Taoist priest in white jumped up, and after a swoop, it landed directly on the bride's shoulder.

The Taoist priest in white turned his head to the side, looked at the terrified, body-like bride, and the trembling nanny and the bride's sister, who were sending off their relatives, and then turned to look at the groom standing in front of him. .

"Mr. She Lang, since Mrs. Zun has already borrowed it, it's time for the poor to leave!"

After hearing Kong Qing's words, the bridegroom officer suddenly let out a sneer and hissed.

"People who know the secrets of my She Family Village actually want to leave...Dreaming!"

Following the voice, I saw that the groom's mouth opened wider and wider, until it reached the cheeks, and his body began to become stronger. The wedding dress that looked a little wide was instantly torn apart by his swollen body. , revealing a completely unhuman body.

Pfft!
The horse, which looked very strong, was directly crushed by the groom's official and fell to the ground.

A few seconds later, the handsome middle-aged man turned into a snake-tailed monster full of sharp teeth. He opened his mouth, and his snake-like tongue flicked in the air.

"Taoist, no matter how you discovered the secret of my She family, you must die today!"

Just after the transformation of the groom's official, the bridesmaids who greeted the bride, the musicians who played and played, and the coolies who carried the dowry also tore off their human disguises one by one, revealing themselves as half-human, half-snake, or human-headed snake. body look.

"what……"

After seeing his lover and his family's family turned into such a terrifying appearance, the bride and those who sent her off immediately let out even sharper screams.

"The jock has turned into a monster..."

"Hahaha……"

Seeing the opponent's overwhelming numerical advantage, the Taoist priest in white even raised his head and laughed again.

"Merit points, a lot of merit points... Finally, Pindao can use AOE to wash the floor and earn points."

Following the words, the Taoist priest in white raised his hand and made a sword formula.

"Thousands of swords are fired together, the stellar energy is vertical and horizontal, and the direction of the sword energy will split the earth and collapse the sky!"

The next moment, the snow-colored sword light behind the Taoist priest in white shot up into the sky, and then one changed into two, two changed into four, and after a few breaths, the sword light covered the entire sky over the entrance of the village.

Before the gang of snake demons figured out what happened, the Taoist priest in white waved down casually.

"cut!"

In an instant, thousands of sword glows fell from the sky like a meteor shower, covering the entire wedding party inside.

Facing the rain-like sword glows, the half-human, half-snake groom let out a roar, then swung his claws, smashing down the falling sword glows one after another.

But he can easily defeat those sword glows, which doesn't mean that the snake monsters he brought can also be.

puff!
A sword light fell in the air, directly piercing a human-faced snake that was desperately avoiding it on the ground, and nailed it to the ground. head.

Then, the man-faced snake lost its luster in its eyes, and then limp and limp on the ground.

"No!"

Seeing these members of his own tribe perish one by one under the rain-like sword glow of the other party, the bridegroom officer suddenly let out a mournful cry.

"Damn Taoist, you will definitely pay the price!"

Then, he saw that the half-human, half-snake snake demon gave up protecting himself, removed a dark scale from his back with his backhand, and threw it towards the wall of the village in front of him.

"Ba Snake, someone has invaded, wake up!"

The next moment, the frightened and trembling brides and those who were seeing off their relatives suddenly felt the ground vibrate, and then they were horrified to find that the wall in front of them, which seemed to be made of stone slabs, started to swim.

boom!
With a loud noise, a huge snake head made of rocks protruded from the middle of the village, and its eyes stared blankly at the people below.

"...The husband and wife meet in the White Snake Cave, and the mother and son reunite in the Moluo Cave. Looking up from the Lingtong Mountain, there are snake saliva."

Amidst the chant of the Taoist priest in white next to him, the bride and the others discovered in despair at this time that the walls in the village in front of them that seemed to be made of stone slabs were not walls at all, but a huge, Like a boa constrictor like a rock.

With the awakening of this giant snake, the surrounding buildings that looked like carved beams and painted buildings also collapsed one by one. It turned out that the beams and columns in the middle of those buildings were the bodies of giant snakes, and the rafters and the like were the bodies of small snakes. The knotted knots look very scary.

Among these snake groups, there appeared a lot of half-human, half-snake and even snake monsters with human face and snake body. From the occasional colorful silk hanging on them, we can know that they are all the guests who were waiting to attend the wedding.

Just when the bride and the others were terrified, the voice of the Taoist priest in white rang from their ears again.

"Hahaha... Pindao is waiting for this happy moment of scoring, bomber team, it's time to deliver the courier!"

 There is such a story in "Continued Search of Gods"...

  In the Taiyuan period of the Jin Dynasty, some scholars married their daughters in nearby villages.At that time, the husband's family sent someone to meet him, and the daughter's family wanted to send someone, and asked her younger brother to send him off.Since then, there are many doors and many pavilions, which are designed to be like princes.There are lights under the pillars of the porch, and a maidservant with strict makeup is standing by, and the curtains in the back room are very beautiful.At night, the woman hugged the nurse and wept, but could not speak.The nursing mother is hidden in the tent, and she touches it with her hands, and she finds a snake, like several pillars, wrapping around her daughter from feet to head.The nursing mother came out in shock, and the servants who guarded the lamp under the pillar were all little snakes, and the lights were like snake eyes.

  The story of today's wedding comes from this!

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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