Back to the early Tang Dynasty to be a fairy

Chapter 495 Don't Call Me Langjun, You Monster

Pfft!
A large carp more than three feet long with a single horn on top of its head and a small waterproof camera tied to it jumped out of the air. Its golden scales glistened under the light. It rolled over in the air. After the circle, plunged into the Xiangjiang River.

"Little carp..."

Kong Qing was carrying the kitten, standing by the Xiangjiang River, looking down at the carp swimming happily in the water, with a serious expression on his face.

"What Pindao asked you to do is very important, you must not slack off, you know?"

The big carp stuck its head out of the river and nodded to Kong Qing.

"Wow!"

Hearing the carp's voice, Kong Qing turned his head and looked at the little milk cat on his shoulder, only to see the other party lazily waving its paws and making a milky sound.

"Ow!"

"He said he would definitely complete the task! Hmm..."

Kong Qing nodded, then looked at the carp, a look of hesitation flashed across his face, and he gave another warning.

"However, your kid's life is also very important. When you enter the Xiangjiang Water Mansion, you should be alive. If anything goes wrong, quickly activate the talisman that the poor Taoist gave you. The poor Taoist doesn't want to use a child laborer and use it to death! "

After Kong Qing's voice fell, the carp shook its body.

"Wow!"

This time, without waiting for Kong Qing's urging, the little milk cat took the initiative to translate for Kong Qing.

"Ow!"

"You said you know what's on your mind..."

Kong Qing nodded and waved at the carp.

"It's good to have a number, then you go!"

The big golden carp nodded to Kong Qing again, then plunged into the water, swam into the Xiangjiang River wagging its head and tail.

After watching the big golden carp leave, Kong Qing stretched out his hand silently, took a certain little milk cat off his shoulder, and held it up in front of his eyes, making the little milk cat meet his eyes.

"Little guy, are you sure you didn't find this carp to let it run errands for you and do these chores?"

The little milk cat had a cute face, and its two big watery eyes blinked innocently at Kong Qing.

"Ow!"

"You don't think so? But no matter how much I think about it, Pindao feels something is wrong?
I remember when Pindao and you depended on each other for life, you did some work like sneaking into the enemy's rear and poisoning, and then you caught a bunch of moving hamsters and asked Pindao to take them in.As a result, the work of sneaking behind enemy lines and scouting has been done by hamsters. "

Kong Qing brought the little milk cat closer to his face, as if intending to overwhelm it.

"When Pindao started to ask you to investigate the situation in the water and visit some water houses or rivers, you, the little guy, started to take care of your fellow carp and took care of that carp. It's not you who dives into the water to investigate now. Done……"

Kong Qing opened his eyes wide, staring closely at the little milk cat.

"Tell me! Little guy, it's fake to take care of your fellow clan, but it's true to want to be lazy, right?"

The little milk cat blinked her big eyes cutely, and flicked towards Kong Qing very cutely.

"Ow! Ow!"

"What, you say these are all coincidences..."

Kong Qing narrowed his eyes.

"Why is Pindao so unbelievable?"

The little milk cat poked its head out and rubbed its fluffy head on Kong Qing's face.

"Ow! Ow!"

"Even if you say that, Pindao still feels..."

Before Kong Qing could finish speaking, he saw the little milk cat poked his head again and began to rub against his face. While rubbing, he was still whining.

After a few rubs, Kong Qing finally showed a look of helplessness on his face. He put the little milk cat back on his shoulder again, and gently tapped the little milk cat on the head with his fingers.

"Okay, Pindao knows it's a coincidence, let's do it!"

After hearing Kong Qing's words, the little milk cat immediately raised its head high, with a triumphant expression on its face.

hum!

It really is a stupid human being, as long as he does a little tricks, he will obediently submit!
The little milk cat stood proudly on Kong Qing's shoulder, stretched out its small paw and patted Kong Qing's face, but made a cute and cute sound from its mouth.

"Ow!"

"You say we should go back now? No, no..."

Kong Qing answered the little milk cat casually, and waved his hand, a man in a scholar's uniform appeared out of thin air and fell to the ground.

"We still have things to deal with!"

"oops……"

The man who was thrown to the ground let out a groan, and woke up leisurely, wondering if it was because he had been bewildered by the illusion for too long, even though he woke up, there was still a trace of confusion in his eyes.

"Where is this?"

Kong Qing didn't answer his words, but waved his sleeves again.

Swish!
Another woman wearing a Jingchai sarong fell from the air and landed directly on the man.

"what……"

The man was startled at first, and subconsciously pushed the woman out.

"Ah... lady!"

When the woman fell to the ground, the man discovered the identity of the other party, and immediately rushed over, stretching out his hand and hugging the woman in his arms.

"My lady, how are you doing, lady?"

"Lang Jun..."

Under the man's call, it seemed that the woman woke up slowly, and he looked around in confusion.

"Where is this?"

"This is the intersection of Huangquan..."

Standing beside them, Kong Qing slowly pulled out Gu Chen's sword, stroked the sharp spine of Gu Jian with his hand, and replied casually.

"Both couples, it's time to hit the road!"

"what!"

After hearing Kong Qing's words, the pair of men and women seemed to have just discovered him holding a sharp knife, and then they exclaimed like two ordinary people, and their bodies curled up into a ball.

"My lord, please forgive me, we are children from a good family, we have no money..."

"Pindao also really hopes that you are still the children of a good family!"

After hearing the words of the men and women, Kong Qing sighed silently.

"It's a pity. If you make a wrong step, you will be forever lost. If you two have never eaten someone, Pindao might as well spare your life like the wife of County Magistrate Wang. But there are some things that are impossible!"

"eat human……"

After hearing Kong Qing's words, the man looked terrified and shook his head desperately.

"A certain person has never eaten anyone!"

"Ha ha……."

Kong Qing looked down at the couple, waved the long sword in his hand, and let out a chuckle.

"I haven't eaten people before, so the poor Taoist asked you, did you kill a sheep at home with your wife two days ago? And then ate him?"

"Yes!"

The man nodded, confused.

"So what's the matter, is it wrong to kill a sheep?"

"The thing you killed was 'Two-legged Sheep'. In fact, he was a fisherman on the Xiangjiang River. His surname was Ren..."

As he spoke, Kong Qing looked at the woman curled up in the man's arms.

"Pindao is right, Mrs. She 110!"

"The slaves don't know about the things you said, Immortal Elder."

The woman huddled her head in her husband's arms, her body trembling with fear.

"And my family's surname is not She..."

"Ha ha!"

Kong Qing looked at the man and woman in front of him and shook his head slightly.

"110 Third lady, since Pindao can even tell you your ranking in your She family, do you think you can hide by pretending to be confused? If so, then Pindao will let your husband look at you The real face is better."

As he said that, Kong Qing threw the Guchen sword in his hand to the side with his backhand, and the long sword floated in the air by itself. Then Kong Qing turned his hand, and there was a string of shimmering rosary beads in his hand.

"110 San Niangzi, I would like to thank you, Pindao, for telling Pindao a shortcoming of the "Shizi Jima Huluojia Achievement Sutra"...or to put it another way, the collective shortcoming of the "Eight Dragon Achievement Sutra", which is transformation!"

Following the words, the rosary in Kong Qing's hand shook, and a stream of incense and vows flew out of the rosary and landed on the woman.

"Ah... Immortal Elder, don't!"

After seeing Kong Qing's actions, the woman's face suddenly showed panic. She swayed her body, as if she was planning to avoid it, but because the man next to her was wrapping her arms around her body, she couldn't dodge at all. open.

The next moment, the woman began to change in the man's arms.

Her two long legs under the skirt came together involuntarily, then twisted like a twist, then became longer and longer, and finally turned into a smooth snake tail that was thicker and thicker than a bucket.

And her upper body also became stronger, the clothes that were originally loose were stretched tightly on her body, the nails on her hands also began to grow longer and sharper, and her mouth was like a braided shell. White Fang also turned into staggered fangs, and his two eyes uncontrollably turned into vertical yellow pupils.

After the change stopped, the weak girl who looked very delicate turned into a half-human, half-snake monster in front of Kong Qing's eyes, and her body became about ten meters long.

If it wasn't for the fact that the woman's face didn't change much before and after the change, she couldn't believe it was a person.

"what!"

After seeing his wife turned into a snake demon, the man's face suddenly revealed a horrified look, and his hands that were holding each other changed into pushing, and he threw his wife out, and then trembling, Rolling and crawling, he rushed towards Kong Qing's direction.

"Help, Daoist, there are monsters!"

When she saw her lover abandoning herself mercilessly, and then ran towards the Taoist priest, the eyes of the female snake demon were filled with water-colored ripples. She stretched out her hand and called out to the Taoist priest man.

"Lang Jun..."

The man scrambled and ran behind Kong Qing, looked at the half-human, half-snake woman with lingering fear, and waved his hands vigorously.

"Don't call me my lord, you monster! I'm a child of a good family, and I have nothing to do with monsters..."

After hearing her husband's words, the female snake demon's body froze instantly, as if she had been stabbed by a knife, her outstretched arm was trembling, and she said sadly.

"Lang Jun...you listen to my slave's explanation."

"No need to explain!"

The man waved his hands vigorously and said in a repeated voice.

"I have nothing to do with you monster...it's nothing to do..."

The man turned his head to look at Kong Qing, as if looking at a savior.

"Immortal Elder, she is a monster, she must have killed people, you should kill her quickly, don't let her harm anyone again!"

(End of this chapter)