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Chapter 300 Taoist, what did you say your name was?

On the north side of Changle Square in Chang'an City, there is a large house, which is very ornately decorated, with rock gardens, small bridges and flowing water. On the plaque above the vermilion gate is written the words Xiangyang Princess Mansion.

On the side below the plaque, there is also a small plaque that is not very conspicuous, with the word Dou written on it.

This house is the residence of Princess Li Xiuhong of Xiangyang and her son-in-law Captain Dou Dan.

Dou Dan's Dou character is the Dou character of Li Yuan's original wife Empress Dou, which means that even if this Dou Dan is not a son-in-law, he is also a so-called relative of the emperor.

But that's all it said...

Because the Dou family is a prominent family in the Sui Dynasty, their original surname is Hedouling, the family has a great career, and there are many talents. For example, Dou Gui, who was once deeply trusted by His Majesty Li Yuan, was also a member of the Dou family. Called Uncle Dou Gui.

If there are too many uncles in this country, they will be worthless!
And because Dou Dan looks like his father Dou Kang, he can be said to be handsome and handsome, so he was noticed by His Majesty Li Yuan when he was young, and he was recruited as a son-in-law, and he was promoted to Princess Li Xiuhong of Xiangyang.

But now is the time when Dou's birthday is on duty, so Princess Li Xiuhong of Xiangyang took the opportunity to invite a few of her good sisters to have a small gathering.

At this time, the surprised voice of Princess Li Xiuhong of Xiangyang came from the hall.

"What, sister, are you really pregnant?"

"Not bad!"

Although the lower abdomen is still flat now, Linhai Princess Li Xiufang, who has changed into a loose palace attire, touched the position of her lower abdomen with her hands, with a proud face.

"It's exactly as what Daoist Qingwei said back then. After Pei Lang and I have done good deeds for half a year, especially after helping the medicine king Sun Simiao to spread the "Thousand Gold Prescriptions", the wife of Erlang's family and I are all in harmony. Being pregnant, it’s so accurate.”

"My God, this thing is actually true..."

Princess Li Xiuhong of Xiangyang covered her mouth with her hands, with a look of surprise on her face.

"When I heard my sister talk about this before, I thought you must have been cheated. There is no reason in the world for people who have lost a battle to be haunted by evil spirits. They should all be murderers. Is there something?"

"Actually, I was dubious at first..."

Princess Gaomi Li Xiuyan also spoke beside her.

"But because you have been childless for too long, sister, I am really embarrassed to say something inappropriate. Now I find that sister, you are indeed a blessed person!"

"What a blessing I am..."

Princess Linhai touched her belly with her hands, and said with a happy face.

"The third lady is really blessed."

"Third lady?"

After hearing Princess Linhai's words, Princess Xiangyang, Princess Gaomi and Princess Changguang glanced at each other, and then looked at Princess Linhai with strange eyes at the same time.

"Third Lady is almost on the verge of getting along with Mr. Chai Lang, so what a blessing she is!"

"What is a Mr. Chai Lang?"

Princess Linhai raised her head, her eyes showed envy.

"You haven't seen Taoist Qingwei, the guest of the third lady, that's really..."

She paused, thinking about it for a moment.

"If it's not the golden valley full of trees, it's a county flower in Heyang!"

"Really?"

The faces of the princesses next to her showed dubious expressions.

"We heard that Qing Wei is very handsome, but using Pan Lang's poems to describe him, isn't it a bit too much?"

"What more!"

Princess Linhai waved her hands again and again.

"Qingwei Daoist has a peerless appearance and a radiant demeanor. Wherever he stands, he looks like a fairy. Now I feel that Pan Lang is not suitable for comparing him."

"is it?"

Curious looks appeared on the faces of several princesses at the same time.

"Is he really so handsome? I really want to meet..."

"By the way, didn't the distant ancestors observe the Holy Spirit in Qingdu some time ago?"

Princess Gaomi rolled her eyes and smiled sweetly at her sisters.

"How about I go to Qingdu Temple tomorrow to offer incense to the distant ancestors, what do you think?"

"not so good!"

Before the other princesses could speak, Princess Linhai interrupted her.

"Because Taoist Master Qingwei is not in Qingdu Guan now."

"Not in Qingdu Temple..."

Princess Changguang asked curiously.

"Then where did he go?"

"Where else can I go..."

Princess Linhai covered her mouth with her hands, and smiled mysteriously at the other sisters.

"Of course I went to Bingzhou to find the third lady!"

"Oh……"

Several princesses made meaningful voices at the same time.

……

While the princesses were chatting gossip at the home of Princess Li Xiuhong of Xiangyang, the mansion of King Qi Li Yuanji was full of cheers, feasting and banqueting guests.

In the large lobby of Prince Qi’s Mansion, it was full of guests. On both sides, there were muscular warriors in strong clothes, and scholars in scribes’ clothes. What's more, there are some monks in monk's robes and Taoist priests in Taoist robes on the seats.

Qi Wang Li Yuanji seemed to have drunk a little too much, his face was flushed, with a wine glass in his hand, he stood up unsteadily behind his desk, and raised the wine glass high.

"Come on, I'm happy today, everyone please drink a full glass!"

After seeing Li Yuanji's actions, all the people present cheered and raised their cups.

"Drink wins!"

"..."

After this tour, Li Yuanji stumbled out from behind his desks, walked along the right hand side of the hall, and started toasting one by one.

"General Wang..."

Li Yuanji raised the wine glass in his hand, wobbled and said to a certain big man in heavy clothes sitting first on the right hand side.

"Gu still remembers the heroic demeanor of the general who defeated the enemy and slashed the general when he conquered Wang Shichong, but since the general was promoted to the left and right twelve guards, he has never had the opportunity to go out again. It's really a pity. Come, respect the general with a glass of water and wine."

Facing Li Yuanji's toast, the big man didn't dare to neglect, and quickly stood up, holding the wine glass in both hands.

"Thank you King Qi, Yin Sheng!"

"Drink wins!"

With a slight lift of the cup, the big man raised his neck and gulped everything down.

"Good guy!"

Li Yuanji couldn't help but praise this big man when he saw how bold he was, and then pointed at him.

"Don't worry, I won't watch a hero like General Wang be buried. I will tell Aye after a few days alone, so that General Wang can also have the opportunity to fight the enemy and make contributions. I believe that with General Wang you His ability will definitely not be inferior to those cats and dogs in Tiance Mansion!"

After hearing Li Yuanji's words, the strong man immediately clasped his hands together and said excitedly.

"If this is the case, I will definitely smash my body to pieces to repay King Qi!"

"It's serious, it's serious..."

Li Yuanji waved his hands, and his body wobbled a few times.

"Gu just likes men. If you don't want to repay him, just wait..."

Then he swayed and walked towards the second table with the support of his attendants.

"Qian Changshi..."

"..."

In this way, table after table was respected, and Li Yuanji's interest became better and better. He didn't need to be persuaded at all, and the wine was dry, so when he came to the end, he was already talking with a big tongue .

"you……"

Li Yuanji opened his red eyes, and looked at the Taoist priest with three long beards in front of him.

"Which...are you...are...who...why...Gu...don't remember...have you been invited...you?"

Facing Li Yuanji's question, the Taoist stood up calmly, and first raised his hand to salute Li Yuanji Jishou.

"Poverty Song Xuanbai, I have met His Royal Highness King Qi!"

After the salute was over, the Taoist priest continued to speak very chicly.

"As for why His Royal Highness doesn't remember inviting the poor Taoist, it's because His Highness never invited the poor Taoist at all. The poor Taoist tricked him into sneaking in!"

"What? You sneaked in..."

After hearing the Taoist's words, the attendant standing behind Li Yuanji immediately took a step forward, protecting Li Yuanji behind him, and shouted at the Taoist priest.

"Say, what do you want to do when you sneak into Prince Qi's mansion, are you planning to assassinate? Someone..."

As the attendant yelled, several soldiers standing in the corner of the hall immediately stepped forward, unsheathed their long knives, and pointed at the Taoist priest.

"Hahaha……"

Although the sword and ax were added to his body, the Taoist priest was still unrestrained and unrestrained, and he even laughed a lot.

"If Pindao really wants to assassinate, why not do it yourself, you are really too nervous."

As he said that, he waved his hand and scratched around lightly.

The soldiers around suddenly felt light in their hands, and all the weapons involuntarily came out of their hands, and were caught in the hands of the Taoist priest.

"Besides, even if Pindao really intends to assassinate, what can you ordinary people do against me?"

As he spoke, the Taoist twisted his hands a few times, only to hear the creaking sound and thought that the sword he held in his hand had already been twisted into a twisted shape by him, and then he spread his hands, and the weapon clanged and fell on the ground. on the ground.

"The poor man came here because he heard that King Qi is hospitable, so he wanted to ask for a glass of water and wine."

With that said, the Taoist priest looked up at Li Yuanji, and stroked his beard with his hand.

"I don't know if His Royal Highness King Qi is willing?"

"Of course!"

Maybe it was because he was too daring after drinking too much, or maybe it was because he knew that he was more powerful, so Li Yuanji pushed aside the attendants who were blocking him with his hands, and took a stumbling step forward.

"It's just that Gu's water and wine are too much, I'm afraid you can't drink the Taoist priest."

"Prince Qi please rest assured..."

The Taoist shook his head slightly.

"No matter how much water and wine you have, Pindao can drink it all."

"it is good!"

The drunk Li Yuanji suddenly gave a loud drink.

"Come here, give this Taoist priest a big altar."

After a few words, I saw two attendants carrying a large jar of wine from the outside of the hall, and placed it on the table in front of the Taoist priest.

"Taoist priest……"

With a playful smile on his face, Li Yuanji patted the big wine jar with his hand.

"Can you drink so much?"

"Small thing!"

The Taoist smiled slightly, reached out and grabbed the mouth of the jar, as if holding a wine glass, lifted the jar easily, and poured it down into his mouth.

Li Yuanji and everyone on the side could see clearly that the white wine poured out of the mouth of the jar, and fell into his mouth like a waterfall, and then the Taoist's throat was swallowing non-stop.

With the sound of gurgling water, the whole jar of wine was drunk by the Taoist priest.

"it is good!"

Li Yuanji clapped his hands together and said excitedly.

"Go to the altar again!"

Not long after, another jar of wine was brought up. Li Yuanji touched the jar with his hand and looked at the Taoist priest.

"Can I still drink?"

"Of course!"

The Taoist nodded without hesitation, then picked up the wine jar again, and drank it clean like a long whale sucking water under the eyes of everyone.

"it is good!"

With a wave of Li Yuanji's hand, another jug ​​of wine was served beside him.

"Can I drink again?"

But this time, the Taoist didn't continue to pick up the wine jar and continue to drink, but twisted his beard with his hands, and pointed at the attendant beside Li Yuanji who had just scolded him.

"Pindao can still drink more, but I'm afraid the servant can't hold it anymore..."

Li Yuanji looked over with the Taoist's fingers, only to find that the attendant's stomach had bulged up at some point, like a woman who was pregnant in October.

In an instant, the eyes of these people present looking at the Taoist priest were all wrong.

I drank by myself, and finally drank into someone else's stomach...

This spell is terrible!

If the Taoist priest drank another pot just now, would the attendant's stomach explode directly?

"Okay, you're very nice..."

After seeing this Taoist priest's miraculous performance, Li Yuanji looked at him with something wrong.

"You...what did you say your name was?"

Facing Li Yuanji's inquiries, the Taoist priest raised the corners of his mouth, showing a smile, and calmly bowed in salute.

"Poverty Song Xuanbai!"

(End of this chapter)