Back to the early Tang Dynasty to be a fairy

Chapter 118 Pindao is indeed Laojun's favorite boy
At around [-]:[-] pm, Kong Qing finished his homework for tonight after reading the Tao Te Ching for an hour in the main hall.

In the early Tang Dynasty and now, Taoist priests are actually a very loose group of sects. Although everyone is a Taoist priest, they basically worship their own gods and recite their own sutras.

In addition, there is no such thing as the "Vinimu Sutra" in the Taoist sect, which tells the monk how to shave his head, how to receive the precepts, how to wear clothes, and even how to shave his ass with a toilet scraper after the monk is finished. , When scraping, should it be clockwise or counterclockwise, etc., I will write clear scriptures for you...

Therefore, there are not many rules that Taoist priests need to abide by.

After returning to his room, Kong Qing took a short rest, then flew out of Qingdu Temple with the kitten in his arms.

Ten minutes later, Kong Qing had already arrived at the sky above a small courtyard in Jinchengfang.Two temporary white lanterns hung in front of the gate of the small courtyard, and a coffin was set up in the courtyard, probably because of the rush of time, there was no coffin in the coffin, but a board on which was placed a coffin. The corpse of a beautiful woman.

Two white candles were lit on both sides of the coffin. The dim candle flames were flickering, and the girl's body was vaguely visible under the candlelight, as if there were not enough pixels, and it looked a little fake.

Kong Qing flicked his finger and threw an identification technique.

A bamboo stick that has been subjected to blindness:
This is an ordinary bamboo stick, on which a powerful deception has been applied by magic, which can make people think that the bamboo stick is the appearance of a woman it touches.

"Sure enough, it's a blindfold..."

Kong Qing looked at the brief introduction of the bamboo stick, especially the word 'Shenshu' written on it.

"In other words, the offender is not a monster, but a god?"

After seeing that it was a god who committed the crime, Kong Qing suddenly felt a bit tangled.

A crime committed by a deity is a very troublesome case even in the Taishi Bureau.

Because apart from some evil gods disguised by monsters, the rest of the gods are intertwined and intertwined with each other. Who is the old subordinate, who is the boss, who is the relative, and so on. A series of protective umbrellas one after the other, maybe you just randomly attacked a river god, and the Taishan God was furious tomorrow.

The Taishi Bureau encountered once before that the water god who committed crimes turned out to be the uncle of the third son of Taishan God who had just married a concubine, but in the end he had to let it go.

"Ugh……"

Kong Qing sighed silently, turned around and planned to leave.

At this moment, he suddenly heard a woman's mournful cry from the next room, the cry was very low, vaguely, it seemed that the girl's mother was crying about her daughter's misfortune, There was unspeakable sorrow in the voice.

Hearing this cry, Kong Qing only felt a scorching heat in his heart, as if there was a fire burning.

The crying was intermittent, and Kong Qing who was standing outside the window also felt the flames in his chest beating.

"This damn world..."

Kong Qing suddenly took a deep breath, raised his sword, and flew into the sky, rushing to the clouds several thousand meters above the ground. After almost exhausting his mana, he felt The flame burning in his chest became slightly calmer.

Kong Qing floated above the clouds, closed his eyes, and roared out forcefully.

"This damn world!"

For the past two days, Kong Qing has been looking at the records of the Taishi Bureau, and the more he reads, the more shocking he becomes.

Monsters, ghosts, gods, demons...

All these supernatural things seem to have no laws and moral standards at all, and they all take what ordinary people want and demand as a matter of course.

People they don't like will die miserable, but people they don't like may not have a good life. They will eat you when they are hungry, but they will bite you to death when they are full. .

Compared with some things in the records of the Taishi Bureau, the guy who used a bamboo stick to catch people today is actually a god with a bottom line, because after he kidnapped someone, he knew how to use a bamboo stick to cover it up.

No matter how powerful Qingxiazi is, the Taishi Bureau still seems so powerless in front of thousands of gods of mountains and rivers, tens of thousands of monsters, and ghosts that can be seen everywhere.

Not to mention ordinary human beings, they are sandwiched between the ferocious monsters and the strong beams of the world, living incomparably humble.

"perhaps……"

Kong Qing opened the interface of his own system, and closed his eyes devoutly.

"Pindao can change something, at least...you can change something you see. Lord, please protect your disciples and draw a lottery!"

With a touch of divine sense, countless stars began to revolve.

Kong Qing was chanting the Tao Te Ching in a low voice.

"The world is not benevolent, and treats everything as a straw dog; the sage is not benevolent, and treats the common people as a straw dog. Between heaven and earth, is it still a stick? It is empty but not subdued, and it moves and emerges..."

Ten stars rushed out of the sea of ​​stars and floated in front of Kong Qing.

"open!"

With a little spiritual thought, a star suddenly shone brightly, and Kong Qing even felt the golden light piercing his system panel, as if it was about to condense into substance in front of him.

After the light dissipated, a wooden whip was revealed, with densely packed runes printed on it.

Hit the magic whip:
This is a treasure from the world of gods. It is three feet six inches long and has 21 sections; each section has four seals, a total of 84 seals. It is specially designed for gods, people, things.

PS: If you don't call for three days, you will be exposed to the tiles!

"God whip!"

Kong Qing looked at this seemingly ordinary wooden whip and laughed aloud.

"Ahahaha... I knew that Pindao is indeed Laojun's favorite boy."

With a flick of the wrist, the magic whip fell into Kong Qing's hand, it was heavy.

Kong Qing crossed the magic whip and looked carefully...

This wooden whip looks unremarkable, as if it was randomly carved out of an ordinary piece of wood, but if you look carefully, you can find these pale golden symbols on the wooden whip are natural, as if they were grown on the Same as above.

Kong Qing circulated the true qi of Xiantian Kungfu, and slowly input it into the magic whip, and immediately the talisman on the layer closest to the handle on the wooden whip began to emit a faint light.

With the injection of true energy, the light became brighter and brighter.

When Kong Qing poured all the zhenqi in his body into it, the symbol on the first layer floated up after a flash of light, and slowly rotated around the wooden whip, as if it was a 3D special effect. Same.

Kong Qing gradually withdrew his true energy again, and the magic whip returned to its original ordinary appearance.

"Pindao is doing his best now, that is, he can activate the first layer of seals!"

Kong Qing looked thoughtfully at the 21-story wooden whip. "I really don't know how much strength I have acquired to make all the sigils on the 21st floor light up."

After hearing Kong Qing's words, all the symbols on the wooden whip lit up, and then Kong Qing felt an answer appear in his heart.

'Cross the sea of ​​suffering and become an immortal! '

"Sorry for disturbing you!"

The innate skill that Kong Qing is currently practicing is rooted in Su Yuanlang's Dragon and Tiger Gold Liquid Returning Alchemy Method. For yin, the movement of yin and yang is beneficial, the water of the intersecting dragon and tiger grinds the kung fu, and after the yin and yang are mixed, it is the so-called intersecting life and inner alchemy.

But after the inner alchemy is completed, it can only be called a real person. If you want to become an earth immortal, you have to change your muscles and bones, and you have to pass through the sea of ​​suffering before you can become an earth immortal.

If the difficulty from building a foundation to a real person is ten, then the difficulty from a real person to an earth immortal is one hundred or more.As strong as Qingxiazi Su Yuanlang, he is only outside the gate of the earth fairy and has not yet entered.

As for Kong Qing, let alone...

Kong Qing touched the magic whip in his hand cherishingly, and carefully put it into the demon refining pot.

Even if it can only arouse one-twentieth of the power of the whip, it is enough to beat a lust who kidnaps women.

"Next……"

In a flash of golden starlight, a bottle filled with red liquid appeared.

"It's another red bottle, no loss, the next one..."

After a golden star trembled, several small sparks burst out, and then a bottle filled with a rose-colored liquid appeared on the spot.

"Rose essential oil, it's still such a big bottle."

After getting the Magic Whip, Kong Qing, who was in a great mood, even felt that this bottle of essential oil was so pleasing to the eye.

"You can talk to a few foxes and ask them to set up an essential oil massage project in their shampoo room. Next..."

After a flash of starlight, another large bottle filled with purple liquid appeared.

Kong Qing blinked silently.

"Another bottle of lavender essential oil came...Next!"

A star shone brightly again, and after the light faded, a very weird thing that looked like an electromagnetic pistol appeared in front of Kong Qing.

Degenerate ray gun:

This is the supreme crystallization of dwarf engineering from another world. It can degenerate any earth fairy or people below the strength of the earth fairy into a leper gnome. The transformation time varies according to the strength.

PS: Gnome technology, change the world!
"I wipe it, it's actually this thing..."

Kong Qing looked at the ray gun on the panel with a sinister smile on his lips.

"This is the artifact! Next..."

A star flashed, revealing a silver-gray pistol.

Beretta 92 pistol:
This is a new type of pistol developed on the basis of the Beretta 1951 pistol. The frame is made of aviation aluminum, the traditional open-top sleeve design is easy to disassemble and maintain, and the large-capacity magazine of 15 rounds. The extractor also has a bullet-in-bore indicator function, which is safe, reliable, durable, and has high shooting accuracy. It is a must-have choice for home travel and killing people.

PS: Fifty rounds of bullets are included with the gun, dear!
"This thing is also good, but it's a pity that I have a dwarf holding a cannon, next!"

A star flashed, and three large bottles appeared again.

"It's a shampoo set again, that's okay, those foxes still need this thing very much now. Next..."

In a flash of starlight, a bottle containing a blue potion appeared.

"The blue bottle is not a loss, the next one..."

A star jumped mischievously, and then exploded into a sky of starlight, revealing one of the wooden shelves.

"What is this?"

Never wear out cat climbing frame:
This is a cat climbing frame made of the toughest wood and the softest grass rope specially selected by an extraordinary cat lover, and a spell that never wears out is added, which can satisfy the kitten climbing, claw grinding, resting, etc. All the needs, it can be called the top artifact for cat lovers.

PS: In order to take care of the needs of the cat holding the sword and basking in the sun, it also comes with a glass balcony and a space capsule.

Kong Qing's mouth twitched.

Is this Laojun really treating our milk Yazi as a milk cat?In fact, it should be a canine animal, but it looks like a cat.

"Next……"

boom!
A burst of golden light exploded, almost blinding Kong Qing's eyes. After the light ended, a bottle of... a Coke bottle shining with golden light appeared in front of him.

Unlimited Coke:

This is a never-ending bottle of Coke.

PS: You can even flood the world with Coke if you're patient.

"..."

　"Vinimu Sutra" is really a very interesting book. Before reading this book, Mengxin didn't know that Buddha discriminated against people of both sexes.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)