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Chapter 88 People are so cute, of course they are boys

Chapter 88 People are so cute, of course they are boys
"Running when you're done, it's so exciting."

Running to the street [-] meters away from the alley, Su Ye, who was holding a selfie stick, slowed down.

He looked behind him and found that no one was chasing after him, so he could not help but breathe a sigh of relief.

At first, Su Ye didn't have the idea of ​​pulling out a gun, but the bearded man rushed towards him suddenly, to prepare to "add men to men" with him, which was completely his subconscious action.

In the end, people were frightened, but trouble also came.

But the gun thing can't explain it!
He couldn't make the bearded man think it was a fake gun, and at the same time he couldn't make the onlookers and the audience in the live broadcast room think it was a real gun.

In such a contradictory situation, it is really difficult to achieve such a level.

Fortunately, I saw the mobile phone that was being broadcast next to me, and I had an idea and thought of the "script" problem mentioned by the audience in the live broadcast room.

So he quickly thought of a solution-

That is to treat this incident as a performance, and use the method of performance to let the bearded, live broadcast audience and onlookers figure out this matter by themselves.

As for how to make people think that they are acting, here is the key.

He can't act too realistically. Instead, he needs to use as exaggerated and embarrassing acting skills to "act" as possible, so that other people can automatically think that they are acting, the kind with a script.

Obviously, his "script" is divided into three different versions.

There is one version for the beard, one for the audience, and another for the passers-by.

Because of his "detailed information check", he said the detailed information of the beard and the illegal deeds, plus the pistol in his hand was aimed at him, he didn't have time to think in the panic, and he would completely subconsciously think, He was the plainclothes policewoman who had investigated him and planned to arrest him.

Here, with his knowledge of Beard's "personal information" and "criminal reality", everyone would think that he had investigated him, plus the condition of "having a gun", for Beard, he was a "woman police officer". "The script was established.

And most of the passersby are young people. They definitely don't believe in the fortune-telling rhetoric of "Miss fortune-telling", let alone think he is a policeman just because he pulls out a gun. The toy guns used for performances, after all, how strict the domestic gun ban is, this is a well-known thing.

So the beard is the actor who cooperated with him, so it is easy to draw.

Both of them are online celebrity anchors who are broadcasting live. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is a live performance, and they are playing live and playing hype. The two mobile phones that are broadcasting next to them are evidence.

With this poor information, Su Ye easily let passersby get another of his scripts.

——These are two Internet celebrity anchors who are hyping!

The beard was bluffed, and he tied him with a rope under his live performance. Finally, he was successfully frightened by the sound of fake gunfire.

These pictures were obviously regarded as exaggerated performances by the surrounding passers-by.

Obviously, these "scripts" he performed were very successful.

Do you want to say this "performance" is embarrassing?

embarrassed!
That must be "embarrassing"!

These "lines" are very similar to the second disease, no wonder!
But if you don't deliberately "embarrass", what if a passer-by really thinks he is holding a real gun and secretly reports him to the police?
When I thought of being surrounded by a group of police cars, and finally being caught by the special police to drink tea...

Hiss, Su Ye can't even think about it!

Sure enough, he pulled out a gun and explained the crematorium.

It's better not to use this thing in the future, Su Ye thought silently.

At this time, Su Ye also had time to check the barrage of the live broadcast room on his mobile phone.

[Why did the anchor run away without saying a word? ]
[Yes, why did you run away?Although this script is embarrassingly comparable to that of the Crooked Dragon King, but after watching it for a while, it is surprisingly good, haha]
[To be honest, this whole life is quite a surprise. Wife Xiaomei, you can come back a few times in the future, it's fun]

"Sorry everyone, it's really because I didn't perform well just now. After the performance, so many passers-by looked at me. I felt so embarrassed that I couldn't help but run away~"

Su Ye pursed his lips and brushed the hair from his ears. Some were afraid to watch the footage in the live broadcast room, and explained to the audience in the live broadcast room in a "shy" tone.

[Hey, hey, my shy wife is so cute~]
[The anchor is so cute, I recognize it even as a boy! (drool)]

[Wife Xiaomei, please create a Q group, I recorded the live broadcast today, I will edit it for you later, you can upload it directly to station B (dog head rose)]
[Good guy, it’s okay for fans to help UP cut the video, but it’s not good to lick the dog!Anchor, take a look at me, I also recorded and edited the dance video for you yesterday! ]
"Is it a group account? I will create a Q group later, and it will be posted dynamically. Interested friends can add it."

"But you don't need to edit the video for me. This is what I should do. If you have already edited it, you can use your own account to send it. Just remember to note the source of the video~"

In a female voice, Su Ye smiled and said to the audience in the live broadcast room with a gentle tone.

Wearing a long white Hanfu dress, with a beautiful voice and sweet temperament, and using a mobile phone selfie stick to broadcast live, Su Ye not surprisingly caught the attention of many passers-by.

[The newcomers are all monster series. Although they are played in the script, there is one thing to say. The live broadcast effect is really good.]
[Beautiful in women's clothing, sweet in pseudo-voice, good at acting, loves to tidy up, good at singing and dancing, Emma, ​​my wife is really strong, this is hard to tolerate! ]
[The UP master of our B station is really working hard to shoot video material (covering his mouth and laughing)]

[The anchor is a women's clothing boss?What the fuck? !real or fake?I just watched the live broadcast not long ago, don't scare me]
[Sure enough, she's a newcomer, the gender of our little Mei's wife has always been a mystery, you can see that there is a ghost (covering his mouth and laughing)]
[That big guy, I remember it seems to be a fitness blogger on Douyin. He has hundreds of thousands of followers. His acting skills are also very good, especially when he plays with a hard gun in his mouth (funny) ]
[Why did the topic go back to the gender of the anchor?Seriously, it's really useless to discuss this, even us old fans can't see it (laughs and tears)]

"The anchor is a boy, so stop worrying about this issue~" Su Ye said in a playful girlish voice.

Although he said so, the playful voice and tone made the audience in the live broadcast room a little confused about what Su Ye was saying, and it was still a joke.

"As for the script question everyone asked, the script must have a script, and everyone should be happy as soon as they are happy. Don't be too serious."

"For example, the old fortune-teller Taoist grandpa, I agreed with him in advance. I paid him to rent his stall, and by the way, I asked him to cooperate with me in a play. I pretended to meet him by chance, but he was in a hurry and wanted to Let me help him see the fortune-telling booth."

"Everyone knows the story behind it. After the Taoist grandpa leaves, the four college students should be on stage."

"There's nothing wrong with the four of them acting in a group, but among the four of them, only one of them was actually hired by me. The other three don't know about it~"

"Because I communicated with the little brother in advance, I know the names of the four of them, and what they have experienced recently, so that the fortune-telling is accurate. Don't forget that only one of the four of them knows who is I colluded with me, but the other three didn’t know, so when I was counted, I could see the most real fortune-telling reactions of the other three boys~” (female voice)

While walking down the street, Su Ye told the audience about the entire "script" arrangement to the audience in the live broadcast room, but about the beard, Su Ye briefly mentioned it without mentioning it.

"Aren't we good at acting? Can we beat a lot of fresh meat?" (male voice)

When he said this, Su Ye switched back to his original voice and smiled and blinked at the audience in the live broadcast room.

"For example, I just pretended to be a fortune teller, but no one thought I was a man." (male voice)

The audience listened to Su Ye's explanation of the "script" and they were fascinated. The sudden male voice of Miss Hanfu made the new audience dumbfounded.

Not only the audience in the live broadcast room, but even the pedestrians who just happened to pass by Su Ye because of his appearance, were shocked when they heard the male voice in Su Ye's mouth.

This beauty in ancient costume... a man? !

Su Ye also noticed the strange eyes around him at this time, and then remembered that this is a street with people coming and going. He coughed lightly and changed back to the sweet girly voice.

"Just kidding~ Just kidding~"

"They are so cute, of course they are girls~"

Su Ye spoke in a playful and lovely girl's voice, as if the male voice just now was an illusion they heard.

Passers-by: "???"

(End of this chapter)

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