I really don't want to be famous by reverse string.

Chapter 77 Well, do you want me to be a mother?
At this moment, Hu Shuai had a tissue stuck in his nose, and there was a little blood on his face that he hadn't wiped clean. Those who didn't know it thought he was beaten by Su Ye, which looked very funny.

"Nothing." (male voice)

Su Ye said with a smile, and while climbing off Hu Shuai's bed, he also took the Rem pillow on his bed.

"Eh? Wife!"

Seeing that his sleeping wife Rem was taken away by Su Ye, Hu Shuai stretched out his hand and shouted quickly.

"Oh, brother Hu Shuai, you really hate it~ Even if you are reluctant to let him go, you can't call his wife in front of Liu Jun~" Su Ye said in a very shy female voice while holding Rem's pillow.

Liu Jun: "..."

Hu Shuai: "..."

Zhou Chenggong, who was secretly filming with his mobile phone, finally couldn't help laughing.

"Su Ye, are you poisonous!"

Hu Shuai blushed and opened his mouth, and it took a long time to hold back such a sentence.

Liu Jun was numb.

What the hell is this?

What are you doing in the early morning?
Why can't I understand this plot?

At this time, Liu Jun also discovered that the apricot dress Su Ye was wearing was not the women's clothes they had prepared for Su Ye.

He asked curiously, "Su Ye, why are you wearing this? Did you buy a dress last night?"

"No, why should I go buy a dress when I have nothing to do?"

Su Ye looked down at his dress and said.

"This is Liu Cheng's clothes, not mine."

"???"

"Liu Cheng's clothes?"

"Fuck! Su Ye, what did you do with Liu Cheng last night? Why did you wear her clothes?"

"What about your own clothes, Su Ye?"

When Hu Shuai, Liu Jun, and Zhou Chenggong heard Su Ye say that the clothes he was wearing now belonged to Liu Cheng, their eyes widened and they all exclaimed.

"My clothes were worn by Liu Cheng, otherwise why would I wear her clothes?"

Su Ye rolled his eyes, as if to say that this is difficult to understand.

"..."

Su Ye's explanation was purely to numb the three of them.

Did they hear it right?

Liu Cheng was wearing Su Ye's clothes, and Su Ye was wearing Liu Cheng's clothes?
Guys, swap clothes?
This is too good to play, is it all so interesting!

"Su Ye, don't you think it's strange that you're wearing Liucheng's clothes?" Liu Jun hesitated.

"What's so strange." Su Ye smiled charmingly, "If you want to pursue excitement, then you must follow through to the end~"

Since it's an exchange of clothes, you must take off your clothes.

Thinking back to Su Ye's homeless night last night...

Liu Jun couldn't help but make up some pictures that were not suitable for children, and couldn't help but gasped.

"Su Ye, you are so coquettish!"

Liu Jun originally wanted to say something, but he finally held back, and it took a long time to hold back such a sentence.

"Liu Cheng wants to change clothes, but it's not what I want to change."

Su Ye spread his hands innocently.

laugh.

Liu Cheng opened his mouth, and Liu Cheng closed his mouth. They probably slept together last night, and now they are changing clothes for each other. If Su Ye and Liu Cheng are not a ghost, Liu Jun will go straight to the toilet and eat three jins!
Now that they were all awake, Liu Jun and the three of them also got out of bed to wash up.

"Do you want to eat breakfast?"

After the three of them washed up, Su Ye picked up the three breakfasts he bought, and Su Ye asked with a smile.

"Brothers!"

Liu Jun's eyes lit up, hehe smiled, and was about to pick it up, but Su Ye put the breakfast in his hand behind him.

"By the way, what should I say at this time?" Su Ye asked with a smile.

"Brother?" Zhou Chenggong asked tentatively.

"No." Su Ye shook his head.

"Sister! Okay, okay~"

Hu Shuai rubbed his hands and said flatteringly.

"Go away, who do you call sister." Su Ye rolled his eyes.

"Could it be..." Liu Jun looked at Su Ye with some hesitation.

"Ruzi can be taught." Su Ye smiled and nodded, "Call it."

Liu Jun understood, he smiled shyly, and shouted to Su Ye, "Wife~ I want to have breakfast~"

"..."

"Give me death!"

Liu Jun's "wife" made Su Ye's expression instantly freeze, and he just kicked it!
"Ah? Wrong? That husband?" Liu Jun quickly avoided.

"Go away, children can't be taught."

"Isn't that right?"

The three of Liu Jun looked at each other and hesitated.

If so, then the answer must be only that one.

Thinking that Su Ye looks like a woman now, she gave up for breakfast.

Then the three of them spoke in tacit agreement and shouted to Su Ye:

"mom--"

The sound is neat and powerful!

After Liu Jun and the three of them shouted together, it is estimated that the entire fourth floor heard it!
Su Ye's face turned black.

mom?
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to care about you for my father."

In the end, Su Ye handed breakfast to the three of them.

Mom is just a mom, it's all sons anyway, it doesn't make any difference.

While Liu Jun and the others were having breakfast, Su Ye also changed his dress.

I just had the affair with the dormitory aunt, and I will go downstairs to avoid trouble, so I definitely can't wear this dress.

Su Ye rummaged in the closet, and finally chose a white hooded sweater and a pair of light blue denim trousers.

Well, it's basically the same suit worn by Orange.

When he buys clothes, he likes to buy more than two sets of the same style.

"Su Ye, why did you change your skirt?"

Hu Shuai asked Su Ye curiously while nibbling on the meat buns and fussing the tofu brain.

"That's a long story..."

Su Ye sighed, while tying her hair into a single ponytail and putting on a black peaked cap, she recounted what happened when she just returned to the dormitory and met the dormitory aunt.

"puff!"

The tofu brain that Hu Shuai just took a sip spurted out instantly.

"Abandoned by a scumbag? Pretending to be pregnant? Hahahahaha."

Liu Jun and Zhou Chenggong didn't get much better, and they laughed out loud.

They couldn't imagine Su Ye wearing women's clothes, covering her stomach, crying and telling the dormitory aunt that I was pregnant.

As a boy, using "pregnancy" as an excuse is absolutely impossible.

"Su Ye, since you are pregnant, you must take good care of your body. After all, this is the crystallization of the love between you and Liu Cheng." Liu Jun laughed and joked.

"That's right, you didn't say it earlier when Su Ye was pregnant. It must be the most important thing to take care of your body at this time." Hu Shuai also restrained his laugh and coaxed.

"No wonder you didn't return home last night. It turns out that Su Ye, you and Liu Cheng went to do shameful things. No wonder you said you were pregnant." Zhou Chenggong also said with a smile.

"Oh, this is the consequence of not paying attention to safety. It's fun to be pregnant now. Su Ye is going to be a mother, and Liu Cheng is going to be a father."

"..."

"Don't worry, Mom, it's enough for me to have your three unfilial sons!"

Su Ye smiled and looked at the three of them, gritted his teeth and said.

In this way, they hurt each other. After Su Ye and the others brought their books, they went to the classroom together.

In three or four minutes it will be exactly eight o'clock.

Su Ye's dormitory is very close to the teaching building where the class takes place. It only takes a few minutes to walk. It doesn't matter if they are late.

When they got down to the dormitory building, as Su Ye guessed, the dorm aunt was still on the first floor, and she frowned from time to time to look up the stairwell, as if she was waiting for someone.

Since Su Ye changed his clothes, changed his hairstyle, and wore a hat, he was obviously not recognized by the dormitory aunt at this time.

Su Ye was only glad that he didn't wear the same women's clothes just now, otherwise he would have to make up a story and play another drama if he was seen by the dormitory aunt.

Stepping on the class bell and entering the classroom, the classroom was basically full at this time, only the rows of seats at the back door were still vacant.

Su Ye didn't dislike that the air-conditioning and heating were not blowing here, and there was cold wind blowing from the back door, so he sat down directly.

Seeing Su Ye sitting here, Hu Shuai and the others also sat down in this row.

At this moment, Su Ye's mobile phone ding-dong, and someone sent a QQ message.

Su Ye took out his phone and glanced at the information.

Mucheng: I see you.

Seeing this news from Liu Cheng, Su Ye looked up in the classroom.

Because it is a trapezoidal classroom, the line of sight in the back row is extremely wide, and Su Ye soon saw Liu Cheng who got up from the middle seat of the classroom and walked towards him with a book.

Of course, Hu Shuai and the three who were sitting next to Su Ye also saw Liu Cheng. The three of them looked at each other, and then looked at Su Ye with a meaningful snicker on their faces.

Well, wearing the same clothes and sitting together in class, can it not be obvious?
"Let's go, the three of us will sit in the front row." Liu Jun picked up the book and said to Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong next to him.

"what?"

"Ah what? You two want to be light bulbs? Hurry up."

Su Ye: "..."

When Liu Cheng came over, Hu Shuai and the three of them had already sat in the front row of Su Ye and gave her the seat.

Liu Cheng glanced at Liu Jun and the others, couldn't help laughing, then sat down beside Su Ye and put down the textbook in his hand.

"Why did you come so late, I thought you were planning to skip class."

"Monitor Liu is in charge of calling and signing in. How dare I skip class, but I ran into some trouble when I went back to the dormitory."

Su Ye told Liu Cheng about the "pregnancy incident" when he returned to the dormitory in the morning, and Liu Jun and the others made fun of him when they found out, and Liu Cheng was also amused by Su Ye's cowardly actions.

"Looks like I can't wear that dress anymore, so I'll give it to you. I don't want to wear it next time I go to your dormitory to check the bed and be misunderstood by the dormitory aunt as being pregnant."

"Don't talk like I'm really pregnant." Su Ye said angrily.

"Didn't you say I'm going to be a father~" Liu Cheng said with a chuckle, and touched Su Ye's belly with his hand, as if there was really a little life inside.

"So you also think I should be a mother?" Su Ye twitched the corners of his mouth and said, he looks good in women's clothes, but it doesn't mean he is really a girl.

"Well, do you want me to be a mother?" Liu Cheng pursed his lips, looked at him with beautiful eyes, and asked back with interest.

Su Ye turned his head away, his face a little red.

He can't take it at all!
(End of this chapter)