I really don't want to be famous by reverse string.

Chapter 53 There is no free lunch in the world

"Ping Xian asked me to bring a sentence and ask if you have anything else to ask. If not, then I will go back to bed~" (female voice)

The beautiful "Miss Hanfu" yawned, her delicate voice was very lazy.

"The bottle fairy knows everything about your past. You can ask anything about you, and the bottle fairy can tell you the answer." (female voice)

Liu Jun calmed down his rapid breathing. Such an unscientific but real scene made him extremely excited.

"Then... Then what's the name of the younger daughter of my father's brother-in-law's eldest daughter's husband's son's grandmother's husband's mother's second son's daughter?"

Su Ye: "???"

Your kid is looking for faults on purpose, right?I let you ask whatever you want, but you ask this? !
If he were a bottle fairy, Liu Jun would definitely not survive that night!

Fortunately, Su Ye has a good memory, and quickly cleared up this complicated "relative" issue.

"Your father's brother-in-law's eldest daughter's husband's son's grandmother's husband's mother's mother's second son's younger daughter is your cousin. Her name is Li Ying, right?"

"ohhhhhhh! The bottle fairy is awesome!"

Liu Jun's eyes widened and he shouted, his face flushed with excitement.

Can you answer this damn question?
Are you two sure you're not colluding, asking nonsense, and playing us?
Hu Shuai looked at Liu Jun and then at Su Ye, thinking suspiciously.

"that……"

Before Hu Shuai could finish speaking, Su Ye interrupted directly.

"I know what Hu Shuai wants to say. I'm sorry, Ping Xian will only answer one person's question a day."

At this time, Zhou Chenggong came over, he said something in Hu Shuai's ear, and Hu Shuai's eyes suddenly lit up.

"good idea!"

To be honest, Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong completely believed that Su Ye and Liu Jun colluded with the two issues of primary school female classmates and complicated relatives.

After all, these two questions are so outrageous, and only Liu Jun knows whether Su Ye's answer is correct.

And Su Ye also said that Ping Xian would only answer Liu Jun's questions and not give them a chance to ask questions. Isn't he afraid of being exposed?
Otherwise, why would Su Ye say that "Ping Xian" would only answer Liu Jun's question?

Zhou Chenggong pushed his black-rimmed glasses. After watching more than 1000 episodes of Conan, he has completely seen the truth!

"Liu Jun, lend me your wallet."

"What are you doing?"

Although Liu Jun wondered what Hu Shuai wanted the wallet for, he still took out the wallet from his trouser pocket and handed it to him.

Hu Shuai took Liu Jun's wallet with a smile, and took out a bank card from it.

"Su Ye, can you help me ask Ping Xian, what is the account number of Liu Jun's agricultural bank card?"

"..."

"Ping Xian will only answer Liu Jun's own questions. You are not in compliance with the rules."

After receiving Su Ye's answer, Hu Shuai grinned.

It was exactly as Zhou Chenggong said!

He has seen through everything now, Su Ye and Liu Jun, as expected, are acting together with him and Zhou Chenggong!

Just when Hu Shuai was going to ask Liu Jun to ask this question on his behalf, Su Ye spoke again.

"She" said with a slightly strange expression:
"Pingxian said, let's not set an example, let the two of you listen carefully." (female voice)

Does this mean to answer?
Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong looked at each other and were very surprised. They hurriedly looked at the bank card number in Liu Jun's hand to see if the answer from the so-called "Bottle Fairy" could match the bank card number in their hands. .

Seeing this scene, Su Ye chuckled lightly.

"6228, 4108, 1301, 0486, 666"

Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong looked down at the bank card number in their hands, and opened their mouths wide, dumbfounded.

They were dumbfounded.

What the fuck? !
really!
Really said it!
How is this done?
Hu Shuai swallowed and quickly took out another bank card in Liu Jun's wallet, and asked Su Ye, "Then, what about this business card?"

Su Ye shook his head, "Pinxian will only answer one person's question."

Hu Shuai looked at Liu Jun, Liu Jun took it, and repeated the question before Su Ye answered.

"6214, 8374, 0397, 7777, right?"

What the hell!

That's right again!
Looking at the bank card in their hands, Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong became confused.

No way?
Is there really a bottle fairy in the world?
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More than an hour later, at 03:30 pm.

Hu Shuai and the three walked out of the 404 dormitory with a look of doubt about life, preparing to go to the classroom.

They asked a total of more than ten questions and made all kinds of difficulties, but without exception, they were all answered by "Bottle Fairy".

This made them have to completely believe in the existence of bottle fairy.

"Alas, one problem is equivalent to three months of life, which is too expensive! My three-year life is gone?"

Liu Jun looked at the sun in the sky. Although the sun shines on his face, it is warm, but his heart at this time is refreshing.

"Panxian's fee is like this. It all depends on the mood. Look at it."

Su Ye held back a smile and comforted.

"Besides, didn't I tell you how to replace the lifespan charge? As long as you pick up the abandoned empty water bottle, the bottle fairy will not take away your lifespan."

"Woooooo, I have to pick up more than 27000 empty water bottles! More than 27000! So many! How long does it take me to pick up rubbish to get them all together!"

When he thought that he needed to pick up nearly [-] empty bottles to offset the three-year lifespan that was about to be detained, Liu Jun wanted to cry without tears.

If I had known that asking Ping Xian a question, it would cost him three months of life, and he would not dare to ask so much if he was killed.

Su Ye spread his hands and looked innocent.

"Who asked you to ask so many questions, you don't even think about it yourself, where in the world is there a free lunch, if you don't have to pay for anything, why does the bottle fairy answer all your strange questions? Do you think it's a charity of?"

"..." Su Ye's words were well-founded and completely made Liu Jun unable to refute.

"No, after the dance practice in the past few days, you two must accompany me to pick up the trash and pay off the debt!" Liu Jun said with gritted teeth as he looked at Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong next to him.

They just asked him to ask a lot of questions!

They must carry this pot!
Hu Shuai: "..."

Zhou Chenggong: "..."

It seems that after the class performance is over, the two of them are going to be a trash guy with Liu Jun for a while.

"Do you need to ask the bottle fairy again, where are the most bottles and the best place to pick them up?" Su Ye asked with a smile.

"No, no! You don't need to trouble the old man of Pingxian for this trivial matter!" Liu Jun quickly refused.

"Yes, yes! This is really unnecessary!" Hu Shuai also said quickly.

[-] bottles are enough for them to pick up, they don't want any more, and asking him once will consume three months of his life, who can afford this!
"Okay, don't forget it."

Seeing that Liu Jun and the three of them completely believed in "Pingxian", an omniscient and terrifying existence that likes to force people to pick up garbage, although Su Ye's face in Hanfu was calm, he was actually laughing like crazy.

In fact, where did the "bottle fairy" come from?

The reason why Su Ye can turn the water bottle 16 times in a row and can turn him every time is because he just used the quest reward he got yesterday——

【Dragon and Phoenix Jade Pendant】

When Su Ye obtained this jade pendant, the item introduction on the game panel was like this.

[People raise jade, jade raises people, this is a dragon and phoenix jade pendant with aura, it can bring some good luck to the wearer]

Yes, it can bring good luck.

So, when Liu Jun and the others dragged Su Ye to play this truth game, Su Ye quietly took out this jade pendant from his pocket and held it in his hand.

This jade pendant is not very big, it is only the size of a baby's palm, the jade is white and transparent, and it is carved with lifelike dragons and phoenixes.

Since getting this dragon and phoenix jade pendant yesterday, Su Ye has never used it, and doesn't know if it will bring good luck as described.

This time, Hu Shuai and the others said they were going to turn the bottle and play the truth game. He could just use it to test the effect of the jade pendant.

Originally, Su Ye thought that the so-called "some" good luck was the kind of improvement that was not too obvious.

But what Su Ye didn't expect at all was that with the blessing of the jade pendant, he seemed to be possessed by the European Emperor. He turned the water bottle 16 times in a row, and every time he was hit!Without exception!

In contrast, Hu Shuai and the three of them were completely black, even if the BGM of "Good Luck" was played on the way, it was useless.

Dragon Phoenix jade pendant yyds!
This luck blessing is almost no one.

It was also after this water bottle transfer that Su Ye realized that this dragon and phoenix jade pendant seemed to be more powerful than he imagined.

Of course, Su Ye would definitely not admit that he cheated.

Regarding luck, can this be called cheating?
He is just pure luck with a little bit of luck.

However, Hu Shuai and the others obviously did not believe the explanation that he was just lucky. After all, he made 16 consecutive hits. No matter how he looked at it, it could not be the reason for luck.

So, Su Ye had no choice but to make up the existence of a "bottle fairy" to explain why he was able to turn the water bottle into the water again and again.

As for the latter, why can he answer the questions about Liu Jun's various "difficulties".

It's very simple, put on women's clothes, log in to "Earth OL", click the ellipsis on Liu Jun's head, check his NPC information, and then click to see his "more information".

For example, when Liu Jun asked "the girl's name he likes in the second grade of elementary school", Su Ye only needs to find his interpersonal relationship classification in his "More Information", and then limit it to the second grade of elementary school, and then filter the gender and Age is the answer.

The whole process of fool-like operation, simple cannot be simpler.

Not to mention the female primary school classmates Liu Jun likes, even which female teachers he liked in elementary school, and how many times he had wet the bed, Su Ye could easily answer, all of which were recorded clearly.

It was completely within Su Ye's expectation that Liu Jun and the three of them would be fooled by him like this.

"Speaking of which, can I use this method to cheat money under the overpass?"

Su Ye touched his chin, and his playfulness protruded, thinking with great interest.

At this moment, Su Ye, who was wearing a long Hanfu skirt, didn't know what he stepped on, and suddenly his feet slipped, the skirt danced flying, and the whole person fell backwards!

At this moment, Su finally understood a truth—

Don't get distracted while walking!
(End of this chapter)