I really don't want to be famous by reverse string.

Chapter 50 (Repair) Two boats on foot?A male sea king who is proficient in human nature?
"Cough cough, it's twelve o'clock, you guys hurry up and change your clothes, we'll go to dinner after changing." (male voice)

Su Ye coughed dryly, quickly turned off the live broadcast, put away the phone, and said to Hu Shuai and the others a little embarrassedly.

Because the picture in the live broadcast room just now was projected on the LCD TV in the dance practice room, almost everyone in the dance room saw those strange barrages, and at this moment they all had a weird look on their faces.

The most obvious ones are Liu Jun, Hu Shuai, and Zhou Chenggong.

As Su Ye's good brothers, they all made no secret of the ridicule on their faces.

"Gender is bearish, just do it if you don't agree, Xiaomei wife~ Then I'll go change my clothes."

Liu Jun imitated the barrage in the live broadcast room just now.

"Xiaomei's wife is so pretty~" Hu Shuai held back his smile and also learned the words on the barrage.

"Well, Su Ye, can you call me an old attack again?"

Zhou Chenggong scratched his hair and said to him a little shyly.

"..."

Su Ye didn't speak, he looked at the three good brothers with a smile, but his eyes became more and more dangerous.

"Cough, we are joking, Su Ye, don't take it seriously, haha."

"Yes, yes, we were joking."

"I didn't say anything just now!"

Under Su Ye's gaze, they recalled how they had been pitted by Su Ye before.

After speaking, the three quickly turned around and ran to the changing room, fearing that Su Ye would hold revenge and another social death would happen at that time.

"Oh, Xiaomei's wife is also something you can call?"

Seeing Hu Shuai and the others running towards the changing room, Su Ye snorted inwardly, not bothering to care about his three naughty sons.

"Aren't you going to change your clothes?"

Seeing Hu Shuai and the others changing their clothes, Liu Cheng asked with a smile in his eyes.

Now Su Ye is wearing a JK uniform and dressed like a girl. She looks good, but she is still more used to the way Su Ye looks when she wears men's clothes.

"Change clothes...then I'll change."

Su Ye didn't plan to change back to men's clothing. After all, he took Liu Jun's 3090 graphics card and agreed to wear women's clothing for a week.

He changed into men's clothes in the dormitory in the morning, so that he could come to the dance club to practice dancing normally.

But now that the dance practice in the morning is over, and he's ready to go to dinner, it's okay for him to change back to men's clothes now. Anyway, after eating, he can go back to the dormitory and change back to women's clothes.

After changing back to casual men's clothes, without the windy butt-cool feeling of the skirt, Su Ye, who put on trousers, suddenly felt more secure.

The skirt looks good, but because she wears it for a short time, Su Ye is still a little uncomfortable when she wears it.

But speaking of it, the history of the development of skirts is quite interesting.

A hundred years ago, skirts, stockings, high heels and other "exclusive items" for girls were originally worn by men.

From the clothing characteristics of skirts, the design of skirts is indeed more in line with the physiological characteristics of men.

For example, it can ventilate somewhere, dissipate heat, and make it not wet.

Pants, on the other hand, are more suitable for women than men, well, for example, more secure.

As early as in ancient times, men at that time wore skirts for thousands of years.

And silk stockings, when they were first invented, were used to cover the legs of European noble men.

According to Su Ye's understanding, the color of stockings that was popular among Western men at that time was white silk (laughs)

Men are wearing skirts and stockings, so are high heels still far behind?
The earliest appearance of high-heeled shoes seems to be in the 10th century, when men invented high-heeled shoes in order to make themselves appear taller and more aggressive on the battlefield and hunting ground.

Not only that, but what many people don't even know is that the "pink" that represents women today was actually the color of men in the past.

——Because pink is the color of blood diluted, it is the color that can be used to call a man's vigor and vitality.

And blue was the color of women at that time.

Today, a hundred years later, I didn't expect that all of this would actually reverse each other.

Skirts, high heels, stockings, pink, have become "exclusive" for women.

When boys wear it, they are either called perverted or called women's clothing bosses.

As far as today, in some places such as England, Myanmar, Malaysia, etc., the habit of men wearing skirts is still preserved.

I have to say, these histories are weird and interesting.

At least Su Ye thinks so.

Stop thinking about it.

After changing back into clothes, Su Ye tied the girly double ponytail into a single ponytail hairstyle.

Looking at the handsome little brother with a soft face in the dressing mirror, Su Ye nodded in satisfaction.

When he wears men's clothes, he can only distinguish his gender by clothing.

Otherwise, if you just look at the face, it's really indistinguishable between males and females.

Not to mention when he was wearing women's clothes, wanted to see his true gender?nonexistent.

Walking out of the changing room, Hu Shuai and the others had already changed their clothes, and stood at the door of the dance practice room with Liu Cheng and Chen Beibei waiting for him.

"Let's go."

Su Ye ignored his three stupid sons and said to Liu Cheng and Chen Beibei with a chuckle.

There is a smile in the bright eyes, and the corners of the mouth are raised slightly, and the smile is very gentle.

Liu Cheng rarely looked lost for a moment.

"What are you staring at me for?"

Su Ye shook his hand in front of Liu Cheng and asked amusingly.

"what?"

Only then did Liu Cheng come back to his senses, and slightly unnaturally ruffled the hair around his ears.

"It's nothing, I was thinking about your favorite dishes before."

"Isn't it? You even forgot what dishes I like to eat?" Su Ye's tone was a little exaggerated, and he couldn't help but tease: "You are too incompetent to be a brother."

Hu Shuai and the others who were ignored by Su Ye: "..."

Te Niang's, she looks amazing?
Is there a girl who likes it?
I forgot to say what dishes I like to eat, this brother is too incompetent.

You put this finger on Sang and scold Huai?

The three of them pondered, and the brothers got along very well. Whoever has nothing to go back and remember these things, is it normal to not know what the other party likes to eat.

Just like the four of them in 404, no one knows who likes to eat.

So, they are actually plastic brotherhood?

Hu Shuai and the others complained silently in their hearts.

"Su Ye, let's go quickly, I'm almost starving."

Chen Beibei rubbed her belly with one hand, pulled the clothes on La Suye's arm with the other, pouted her lips, and said in a coquettish tone.

She had no classes in the morning, and she came to practice dancing at [-]:[-] in the morning, and now she was very hungry.

Although Su Ye brought her snacks from the back, and she also ate some potato chips to pad her stomach, but as we all know, the package of potato chips sells air, and it will be gone after just two bites.

"Okay, let's go eat now."

Su Ye turned around and said to Chen Beibei with a bit of tears and laughter. It was time for him to talk to Liu Cheng. Chen Beibei couldn't wait.

"Would you like to wear another coat? It might be cold outside."

Su Ye glanced at the green trees outside the window of the dance practice room. Under the sunlight in winter, through the glass, it was obvious that the branches and leaves blown by the wind could be seen.

At this time, Chen Beibei had already replaced the black cropped top he wore during dance practice with a pink striped turtleneck sweater.

The black denim shorts he was wearing were also replaced by a pair of light blue denim trousers.

Compared with the original sexy dress, Chen Beibei is now more like a girl of vitality.

"Well, okay, listen to you, but I'm not cold right now, it's too hot to wear, I want to wear it when I'm cold~"

After finishing speaking, Chen Beibei took down a pale pink down jacket from the clothes rack on the side and handed it to Su Ye with a smile.

"Hey, let me carry it for you again, don't you have hands?" Su Ye took the down jacket handed over by Chen Beibei angrily.

"Hee hee, I'm lazy~"

Chen Beibei put her hands behind her back and stuck out her tongue playfully, without feeling embarrassed at all, it's not the first time for her and Su Ye anyway~

Liu Jun and Hu Shuai looked at each other and gave Su Ye a thumbs up in their hearts.

In front of Liu Cheng's girlfriend, flirting with other girls is awesome!
Liu Cheng didn't say anything. She glanced at the pink down jacket that Su Ye was holding in her arms, and then at Chen Beibei, just smiled softly.

As soon as he got out of the dance practice room, the fat man Hu Shuai cried out like Er Ha who was off the hook.

"The dry man, the dry soul, the dry rice is the superior man!"

"Brothers, go! Ollie!"

To say what is most exciting and satisfying, it is undoubtedly the daily "dry meal meeting"!

Seeing that many girls in the dance club were looking over, Liu Jun quickly kicked Hu Shuai and said speechlessly:
"There are so many girls around watching, what are you nervous about!"

Just laughing and laughing, the group got down from the dance club's building and went to the cafeteria opposite.

The distance is only less than 30 meters, which can be said to be quite close.

Compared with canteens in junior high and high schools, university canteens are not only larger, but also richer in food.

In addition to dozens of basic side dishes, there are hot milk tea, cut fruits, fried chicken burgers, grilled fish and duck, rice rolls and snail noodles, miscellaneous sauce noodles, stinky tofu, fried rice with fried noodles, pancakes and fruits, hot pot spicy Hot and so on... There is simply not too much to eat.

Because it was twelve o'clock, not long after class, the cafeteria was crowded with people, and it was very noisy. The hundreds of tables were almost filled with more than half of them.

"Shall we eat hot pot?"

Su Ye thought for a while and asked Liu Cheng next to him.

It's December, it's cold, and it's best to eat hot pot.

"I can do it."

Seeing Liu Cheng agree, Su Ye looked at Chen Beibei again and asked for her opinion.

"How about you, Miss Bei?"

"I'm from Sichuan, do you think I can eat hot pot?"

Chen Beibei said this in Sichuan language, looking at Su Ye as if to say, "Why do you need to ask?"

As for the three of them, Hu Shuai, let alone the three of them, they didn't pay much attention to what they ate, so they gladly accepted Su Ye's proposal to eat hot pot.

"Spicy hot pot, two pots, six people."

Su Ye said to the cafeteria aunt in the window.

"What a handsome guy!"

The hot pot in the cafeteria is too small, one pot is definitely not enough for six people, and two pots are just right.

After choosing various side dishes, Su Ye settled the bill and paid,

The tables in the cafeteria are 4+4 eight-person tables, and it is more than enough for six of them to sit down.

Hu Shuai, Liu Jun, and Zhou Chenggong sat at the side of the table.

Liu Cheng, Su Ye, and Chen Beibei were sitting on the other side of the table.

When the cafeteria aunt brought the small stove and brought the two hot pots, Su Ye went to buy six cups of milk tea and came back.

"No, this is for the three of you."

With a smile, Su Ye took out three glasses of lemonade from the bag and placed them in front of Hu Shuai's table.

Then, he took out three glasses of orange juice from the bag and put them on the table with Liu Cheng and Chen Beibei.

"Thank you Su Ye~"

Chen Beibei happily took it.

Liu Cheng didn't speak, but nodded with a chuckle.

Hu Shuai glanced at the lemonade with only a few slices of lemon in front of him, and then at Su Ye's orange juice full of oranges. This obvious difference in treatment made the corners of his mouth twitch.

He inexplicably wondered if Su Ye was intentionally using lemonade to connote them.

"Focus on color and friends!"

Hu Shuai pointed his middle finger to Su Ye, inserted a straw and took a sip. He felt the sourness of the lemonade in his mouth, just like his sour mood.

Because of the addition of Liu Cheng and Chen Beibei, Hu Shuai, who had never eaten with girls, seemed a little restrained, and they were not so open when chatting with each other.

In contrast, Su Ye has no such situation.

He is just an emotionless hot pot machine, and he has done a good job as a "breeder".

"Beef rolls and tripe are hot, you two can taste them and see how they taste. Be careful."

"Beef balls and fish balls have to wait, they should not be cooked yet."

While talking, Su Ye scooped up some of the cooked ingredients from the hot pot with a spoon, and scooped them into the bowls of oranges and Chen Beibei.

"The coriander and shiitake mushrooms are also cooked, do you want it?"

"I want to eat!"

"How about you, Liucheng?"

"Let me eat some too."

"..."

I have to say that "feeding" girls is also a very happy thing. Anyway, Su Ye not only doesn't feel troublesome, but also enjoys it.

What he didn't notice was that Hu Shuai and the others on the other side of the table were gradually stunned when they looked at Su Ye who was constantly serving Liu Cheng and Chen Beibei.

They remember that, unless it is a very close relationship, people of the opposite sex don't do this kind of thing, right?

It's normal for Su Ye to serve oranges, after all, she and Su Ye are a couple.

But Su Ye, what's the situation when you serve food to Chen Beibei in front of your girlfriend?
The most important thing is that the orange complexion is still normal, and he didn't say anything? !
What the hell!

Squad leader, your boyfriend is serving vegetables to other girls!
Are you saying nothing!
Can you bear this? !

Hu Shuai didn't even know how he finished the hot pot.

Until he left the cafeteria, he couldn't help but keep thinking in his mind, shouldn't Su Ye be treading on two boats?
Then how did he ensure that the two girls could live in harmony with each other under the condition of two boats?

Could it be that Su Ye is actually a sea king who has a deep understanding of human nature?

Possess the magical ability to make a girl spend 18 for him with just three words... Bah, the magical ability to give up on him?

"Don't think about it, just ask Su Ye when you go back to the dormitory?" Seeing that Hu Shuai was still staring at the back of the three of them, Zhou Chenggong hiccupped.

"It's not like I didn't ask him a few times before. We asked him what his relationship with Liu Cheng was. He said it was a brother relationship. What happened? If you asked, you didn't ask." Hu Shuai said speechlessly.

Liu Jun smiled.

"It's okay, I have a way to get Su Ye to explain honestly, when we return to the dormitory..."

(End of this chapter)