I'm Chasing Rough Guys at 80

"What's wrong?" Suiko asked.

Yu Jingting stepped forward, and with a serious expression and steady movements, he let Suizi's hair loose.

"???" Suizi didn't understand what he was going to do.

She wanted to call Li Tieguang's mistress, pretending to be a ghost to scare her, but Yu Jingting suddenly stopped, making Suizi a little confused.

Yu Jingting put Suizi's long hair in front of his face, turned off the light, and took out a flashlight to shine on Suizi's face.

"Life needs a sense of ritual!" Yu Jingting's words were full of power and sound.

Pretend to be a ghost, you have to have this effect!

Suizi stretched out his hand to pinch him, Yu Jingting nodded repeatedly: "Daughter-in-law, your current appearance has an inner taste, keep it up!"

The hair covered the face, and the faint flashlight was on the face, which was really scary.

"Why is the flashlight so dim? Shouldn't it be a strong flashlight?" Yu Jingting flicked the switch of the flashlight back and forth, and the image of Suizi became even more frightening between the on and off.

The flashlight was actually tampered with by the fourth master, but Yu Jingting and his wife didn't know it.

The fourth master found out that Jiao Jiao used a bright flashlight to make a signal with Xiaopang in the backyard, and angrily changed the light bulb to a weaker one.

I don't know if it will affect the two children's code words, but it will be used to play tricks, and the effect is particularly good.

Suizi was so angry that he headbutted him, this innocent guy!
After the collision, he dialed the phone angrily, and warned him with his fingers not to make trouble when she was on the phone.

Yu Jingting stood in the darkness, shaking her with a weak flashlight from time to time, creating a sense of atmosphere.

The phone rang for a long time before it was picked up, and the voice of the mistress on the other end was unmistakably sleepy.

"Who is it, in the middle of the night"

"I'm Xiaomei~ I died so badly~" Suizi said with a choked voice.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Xiaosan screamed from the other end of the phone.

"Don't hang up the phone, hang up the phone, I'll crawl over the phone line" Suizi was threatening people, while thinking in her heart, the midnight ring will not be released, right?
Naturally, it was not screened, and the idea of ​​climbing the phone line to scare people almost scared the mistress opposite to pee his pants.

"Look outside, did you see a ghost seeking your life?" Suizi looked at her watch, it was exactly one minute past twelve, and she asked Yang Laoer to ambush downstairs in Xiaosan's house in advance, and asked him to use a slingshot in advance Hit the glass.

As soon as Suizi finished speaking, he heard another scream of killing chickens on the other end of the phone.

Suizi nodded in satisfaction, that's right, Yang's second child is really good at execution, and his timing is good.

When she decided to follow Xiaosan's clues, Yu Jingting sent someone to stay near Xiaosan's house. When she saw Xiaosan came out to buy groceries, she went up to block Xiaosan, telling her that her seal was dark and that she had a ghostly aura and told her to be careful.

If someone stopped me on the road and said such things, I would be shocked in my heart, and as expected, I was spit on my face by my mistress.

In the early years, Yu Jingting watched his mother dance to the gods, and he mastered the psychological characteristics of ordinary people praying to gods and worshiping Buddha.

Not to mention someone like Xiaosan who doesn't have much education, even an intellectual like Suizi, she tries to avoid taboos as much as possible.

Even if it is true to believe but not to be a fan, ordinary people like Xiaosan cannot be exempt from vulgarity.

With the foreshadowing in place, with such a combination of punches, anyone will be hooked.

Sure enough, the mistress on the opposite side screamed in fright.

"It's not me! Amei Xu, you committed suicide. What are you asking for? It's none of my business, nor Boss Li's business. It's you who can't think about it!"

"You killed me! Li Tieguang killed me!" Suizi didn't even know Xiaosan's name, but that didn't stop her from scaring people.

"Boss Li really didn't harm you, he even found someone to save you, how could he harm you if he likes you so much, it's not us, don't come to us! I'll burn paper money for you!"

When Suizi was talking, Yu Jingting kept lighting Suizi with a flashlight. Suizi knew that he liked to watch the excitement, so he deliberately played it outside.

On the opposite side, Yu Jingting heard the howling ghosts and howling wolves clearly, but after only listening for a while, Yu Jingting lost interest in this kind of unchallenged opponent, and it was not as fun as his little wife who pretended to be a ghost.

Suizi had finished wrapping up the information and was about to hang up the phone. After thinking about it, she added another sentence.

"Don't destroy Li Tieguang's family, otherwise I will come to you~"

Although Li Tieguang is not a good cake, this mistress is obsessed with obsession, and is even so arrogant that she lives next door to her ex-wife, and Suizi can't see it if the Dongchuang incident doesn't move away.

"I heard..." Xiao San was so frightened that he couldn't think about it too much, when suddenly a man's scream came through the microphone.

The sound is not loud, like the sound penetrating through the wall, it is precisely because of this that it is more scary.

Xiaosan was so frightened that she dropped the phone, her hands trembling.

When she thought about it, "Ameigui" wouldn't let her hang up the phone, and when she picked it up, there was only beeping on the other side.

Suozi hung up the phone.

"My sister won't really ask for my life, will I? I'm innocent."

Trembling, Xiaosan began to rummage through boxes and cabinets. She remembered that there was some paper money at home, and she wanted to take it to the intersection and burn it. She hoped that "Ameigui" would stop pestering her.

But it would be too late, the mistress who had experienced the "ghost call" dared not go out.

Don't even dare to leave the house.

He simply took a pot, squatted at home and burned paper, and chanted while burning: "Amitabha, if you have a wronged person, you have a debtor, Amei Xu, don't come to me!"

Suizi hung up the phone because she was frightened by the scream.

But her reaction was different from Xiaosan's.

Suizi's first reaction was to say a slogan: "Emancipate the mind and rejuvenate the country through science and education, we are all firm atheists!"

Yu Jingting was overjoyed, this little girl, is she using Ma Zhe's light to illuminate everything?
"I'll go out and see what 'ghosts' are in the middle of the night. If we really catch them alive, we'll hand them over to the country. Maybe we can set up the first 'ghost-themed museum'. As donors, we will Get the pennant."

"Bah! What time is it, and you're still in poverty!" Suizi said that it was impossible for her not to be afraid, and if she was the only one, she might cry in fright.

But he is still there, and Suizi is very at ease in her heart, even more curious than fearful.

"I'll go with you." Suizi was worried that he would go out alone, and stretched out her small hand to grab his hand, thinking in her heart that even if there was a ghost, she would have to face it with him.

Yu Jingting was amused by her little tricks, what if his wife loves him so much, he loves her too~
If it wasn't for saving the last bit of face for the "ghost" in the yard, Yu Jingting even wanted to grab the tassel and kiss him.

The couple went out, the yard was dark, and Suizi couldn't find the switch for the garden light, so he could only follow Yu Jingting and look around with the faint light of the flashlight.

When the wind blows, the trees in the yard look like ghosts, and Suizi's scalp is numb.

Her palms were sweating cold, but his palms were dry and warm. Sensing that Suizi was afraid, Yu Jingting tightened his hands and encouraged Suizi not to be afraid.

Suddenly, the light of the flashlight froze under the rockery, and a "ghost" lay there face up, Suizi screamed.

Yu Jingting spread his arms, come on, throw yourself into your man's embrace~
He didn't get the tassel, so the tassel ran away.

ran to. Ghost?
Yu Jingting raised a question mark, what was his daughter-in-law's reaction?