I'm Chasing Rough Guys at 80

Chapter 799 From beginning to end (thanks to Shu Yueer + more)
"Girl, you can be a mother, but it's about being a father." We also lack parts!
Suizi pushed Yu Jingting, who was laughing happily, and Yu Jingting restrained his smile and coaxed his little princess.

"Even if you don't want to be a father, you can still beat bad people. You can be a chivalrous woman who acts on behalf of the heavens. How about papa sharpening a mahogany sword for you?"

"Yeah!" Luoluo, who was attracted by the mahogany sword, resolutely gave up her grand wish of becoming a father.

"Father, why don't you hurry up? I'll figure it out, the fat goose raised by Uncle Fatty will be doomed, I have to help it!"

"???" Suizi asked with a question mark. Is this girl going to come with a "murder weapon" to kill someone's goose?
And pinching fingers is nothing, isn't it her mother-in-law's mantra, let her learn it!
"Okay, Dad will make it for you now, your grandfather has ready-made wood in the warehouse."

"Papa's wood. Red sandalwood!" Suizi grabbed Yu Jingting to stop him from messing around.

Isn't it a waste to coax the children to use good wood!
"Mom, a chivalrous woman can't live without a sword, just like the West can't be cold without something?" Luoluo heard her knowledgeable mother use a similar sentence, but she couldn't remember how to say it, pushing her younger brother.

Bobo said in a deep voice, "My sister can't live without a sword, just like the West can't live without Jerusalem."

"." Has it risen to the height of Jerusalem? !Suizi was speechless.

In the end, Yu Jingting chose a compromise method. He folded a sword for his daughter out of cardboard, painted it with tassel paint, and made a piece of cloth tied around his neck to serve as a cloak.

"Mom, it's here." Luoluo poked her head over, stretched out her hands to compare her forehead, "It's red."

Don't chivalrous women have beauty moles on their foreheads?

Suizi dotted her with lipstick, Luoluo was quite satisfied, and posed for the sky in a flying pose.

"Why do I see her cape so familiar-ah! Isn't that my mother's silk scarf?! Where did you get it!" Suizi remembered, isn't it her mother's favorite scarf?
She can almost imitate the appearance of Ms. Chen Lijun breathing fire everywhere.

"My daughter must have a red cloak, and we don't have such a big red cloth at home. Let her beautify it for a while, and then put it back secretly, without anyone noticing."

Suizi's eyes narrowed into a line, this man has no bottom line when he is used to children.

"By the way, listen to my daughter, did you fight with someone just now?"

"I didn't even get a chance to do anything. When that bastard saw me, I yelled, and he turned around and ran away."

"Shen Jun?" Suizi could easily deduce who her family had offended at this stage based on the word coward.

He is the only one worthy of the word coward.

"It's him, I'll learn his virtues for you."

The imitation master Yu Jingting imitated Shen Jun vividly: "At that time, he was carrying a bucket of paste in his hand and a stack of papers under his elbow. It looked like he wanted to come to our alley to put up our big-character posters."

Without a bucket, he used tasseled teacups instead. Without paper, he took out a small tasseled vest from the cabinet and tucked it under his elbow. It was as wretched as it could be.

The corners of Suizi's eyes twitched, imitating is imitating, what are you doing with a milk bag? !

Yu Jingting imitated Shen Jun, squatting at the waist, looking around vividly with his head, and trying to learn how to walk with bowed legs.

"He didn't see me and the child standing by the side. It was too late to say it, but when he saw him, he took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket and put them on. This grandson is also afraid that people will recognize him!"

"...Can you put that thing over your eyes?!" Suizi was about to smoke, but she couldn't tell whether she was angry or ashamed.

Yu Jingting pulled out the milk bag from under his elbow, buckled it on his face, and transformed from a big-character poster into sunglasses in a second. The shape was like Superman, and Suizi finally understood why he chose this thing as a prop— —

Multi-purpose!
"Just as he was about to post it, I stood beside him and scolded him angrily. I said, what are you doing?!"

Yu Jingting played the two roles by himself, and he certainly couldn't be as insignificant as wearing a nipple pocket with his eyes on. He took the nipple pocket off his eyes, flung it forward, and made a receding pose.

"...My ill-fated little dress, what will it do?" Suizi asked.

"At this time, your nipples represent my murderous aura, an invisible sword aura! Only masters can cultivate to my level!"

"I think it's 'cheap'?" Suizi became angry and snatched the little clothes from his hand. She had never seen anyone poorer than him!

"It's been 70 years since Qing University was established, and you are the only wonderful flower that has come out in these 70 years. I want to give you a coating degree. Even a street guy has to be pickled. Why are you still so cheap!?"

The Wenhua Street slipper who was complained about by her was not annoyed, and smiled and leaned over to kiss her, and snatched the milk bag back from her hand.

"How can this be cheap? We got inspiration from our life practice—" He stepped forward with one hand, and gave Suizi a wall-dong shape.

He lowered his head and pressed it against Suizi's forehead. This time, the ill-fated milk pocket turned into a sword in the hands of a knight, and gently lifted her chin.

"Do you dare to say that you don't like me like this?"

Suizi was fascinated by the hormones he suddenly released, and her heart beat suddenly fast. Before she could answer, she heard a tut-tsk sound at the door.

"You villain, why don't you let go of that good woman?" Wang Cuihua yelled with great interest, and pushed her wife beside her, "Hurry up and take down that madman with the milk bag in his hand, and do justice for the heavens!"

Luoluo, who came back from the outside, jumped to grandpa in time, and handed over the sword in his hand.

"Grandpa uses this!"

"Girl, if I remember correctly, your father made that sword for you? Also, why is there bird droppings on your grandma's silk scarf?"

Yu Jingting got up lazily, and saw that his daughter's "cloak" was dirty, and there was a word "dangerous" written in capital letters.

"Father, there is a small price to be paid for doing justice for the heavens." Luoluo said solemnly.

"She provoked the geese in Uncle Fatty's house, and when the geese ran away, she ran under the eaves and yelled at the swallow's nest."

Bobo restored what just happened.

His stupid older sister, who couldn't make a cry, ignored her, and was even teased contemptuously by the old swallow.

"It's over, my mother-in-law can strangle me to death." Yu Jingting was only thinking about how to wash the silk scarf, which cannot be washed with water.
Suizi looked at the four grandparents and grandchildren standing at the door, and felt a wave of heat hit her forehead. She quickly took back her underwear from Yu Jingting's hand, quickly opened the cabinet and threw it in.

Take a deep breath and hypnotize yourself, it's all an illusion, as long as she's not embarrassed
"Suizi, don't feel bad, we've just arrived, and we haven't seen anything." Wang Cuihua was considerate, but she still couldn't bear her curiosity, and asked again.

"Tie Gen, you can't just tell half of the story, you still haven't told it, you yell, what happened to Shen Jun?"

Suizi closed her eyes, well, mother-in-law didn't see anything here, she saw it all!
from!head!arrive!tail!
　Thanks to Shu Yueer for the reward, the title and more will be sent
　　
　
(End of this chapter)