I'm Chasing Rough Guys at 80

Chapter 349 Is it a human or a fairy

Chapter 349 Is it a human or a fairy (thanks to tuuuuuuule+more)
Suizi felt that since there was no square dance in this era, her mother-in-law's talent in dancing was ruined.

In another 20 years, Wang Cuihua will definitely be the most beautiful scenery on the square.

Ever since she came to the city, she hadn't had a chance to let her dance the Great God, and she was about to be held back.

Hearing that there seemed to be a problem with the house, Wang Cuihua seemed to feel the call of the mission, and rushed in with a drum.

Liu Luoguo, who led the way, was dumbfounded, what?

Wang Cuihua started jumping up and down as soon as she entered the courtyard, and Liu Luoguo was so frightened that cold sweat broke out on her back—good guy, did this family go crazy when they first came in?
Sayazi runs away.

It didn't take half a day for there to be another rumor of evil in this house.

Suizi was terrified of this house at first, but when she saw Liu Luoguo running away in fright, she thought it was funny.

Push to Jingting.

"Go in and help take a look, there are no snakes or anything."

Yu Jingting walked with his son in his arms, but before he entered the hospital, Wang Cuihua pointed in his direction with a tambourine and shouted:
"Stop! Don't move!"

Suizi was silent like cicadas, could it be that the mother-in-law really felt something "unclean"?

"There is a pile of shit right in front of you, don't step on it!"

Wang Cuihua held a drum and jumped repeatedly among the piles of unknown objects in the yard.

As a professional dance master, she has to see everything, and she is proud that she can't step on these messy things~
"Jingting, can people live here?" Suizi asked.

Yu Jingting used his chin to compare with his more energetic old lady.

"Look at our mother's excited appearance, she seems to be afraid of ghosts?"

"Uh" It's been a long time since I saw my mother-in-law so excited.

"I thought of a good way to exorcise evil spirits." Yu Jingting smirked.

Suizi had a bad premonition, always feeling that this guy wouldn't say anything good.

"I went in and poured a little boy's urine to drive away evil spirits and avoid disasters. It's very useful."

Suizi's eyes widened, who gave him the face and called himself a boy?

Yu Jingting patted his son with a smile, this little rascal, he peed when he woke up.

Pulling out his son's soaked red diaper, he raised his big hand, like the Daoist priest who has sown beans into soldiers, coupled with Yu Jingting's sacred expression of pretending to be mysterious, he read aloud:

"First kill the evil spirits, and then kill the monsters. The mana of the boy's urine sacrifice is boundless, and it is as urgent as a law!"

"Yu Tiegen, you bastard, where are you throwing it! You almost burst into me!" Wang Cuihua took the drum and beat Yu Jingting hard.

"I look at you like the biggest crooked thing, the old fairy took you~~~"

"Daughter-in-law, read an anthology of Mao Zedong to her, and save her from being full of superstitious thoughts!"

Large-scale "mother kindness and son filial piety" hurt each other at the scene.

Suizi hugged her daughter, her temples protruding.

Are these girls here to be funny?

Wang Cuihua was sweating from jumping up and down, and danced heartily, letting go of all the grievances she had felt since entering the city.

After jumping and jumping, put away the tambourine, count with your fingers, and nod with satisfaction.

"This house has a good feng shui, and it will be our old Yu's house in the future."

"Really? Why was the previous owner so unlucky to live in?"

Suizi expressed doubts about her mother-in-law's half-seeing level.

Wang Cuihua straightened her waist, looking radiant.

"Good feng shui also needs to be lived with someone whose fate can be suppressed. The previous fate was light, and if it can't suppress the dragon veins of the Wang family, will something happen?"

Seeing that what she said was so plausible, Suizi almost believed it.

"Come on, the old lady just saw that this place is big, and vegetables can be grown in the front and back yards, so she fell in love with this place."

Yu Jingting unceremoniously exposed his old lady's thoughts.

After dancing to the Great God for a long time, talking about ghosts and gods is not as taboo as ordinary people.

Such a big three tile-roofed house is not for nothing.

Liu Luoguo ran away and couldn't get the key to the house, so the mother and the others just looked outside.

I don't know if it's because the Yu family and his wife were just playing tricks, Suizi looked at the house again, and only felt that the house was square and the yard was spacious, and it no longer had the eerie feeling when she first saw it.

"Turn back and ask Tie Gen to find a few people to tidy up the yard, remove the grass, lay bricks on the ground, and leave one for flowers and one for vegetables."

The broken tiles should be replaced, and the glass and doors should be replaced. The point is, those things in the yard that seem to be dried up feces should be cleaned up.

Suizi looked at the dirty yard, then raised her head suspiciously, and looked around the outer circle.

There are only two houses in this trip, the front one is occupied by people, the middle is an empty space, and the second is this house.

There is another room in the back, all of which are occupied by people.

The more I look at it, the more I feel that something is wrong.

"What are you looking at?" Yu Jingting asked.

"Jing Ting, don't you think it's strange? Every household here has a self-built dry toilet behind the yard. Why would anyone go to this empty yard to relieve themselves?"

Although the gate of this house is broken, but the weeds grow so high, and there are horror legends, who is full enough to run around this place to urinate?
"And the glass, as if someone smashed it on purpose, it wouldn't break like this under normal damage. I even think that the tiles on the roof were broken on purpose."

Suizi has been looking at it for a while, and the more she looks at it, the more she feels that the dilapidation of this small courtyard is man-made.

"Who knows if the previous owner has made a feud, and the factory manager has done too many immoral things, and the workers below will take revenge--but this yard needs to be tidied up, and if it is dead, go back to the hospital to get some disinfectant , I want to sprinkle it all over the house, but don't smoke our radishes."

Yu Jingting is a hard worker, so he immediately contacted the boys he hired at the construction site to clean up.

The project of renovating an old house is relatively large. The amount of painting, laying and repairing tiles is not much different from that of rebuilding a house.

According to the plan, the yard was cleaned up first, and the two cars were cleared out of the weeds and dirt.

It took two full days to clean up the yard.

That night, Yu Jingting brought tassels over to see.

Suizi stood at the door, almost not recognizing it.

The small courtyard has taken on a new look, the gate has been painted with clean white paint, and the courtyard wall has been rebuilt. Yu Jingting pointed to the wall proudly to introduce.

"Just to prevent those rotten bastards from turning over to defecate anywhere, I specially made a circle of barbed wire and a circle of broken beer bottle scum. Whoever dares to enter our yard, let him be the Bai family." uncle!"

"What do you mean?"

"Tie into a hedgehog!"

There are five fairies in the north, "fox yellow, white willow gray", corresponding to: fox, weasel, hedgehog, snake, mouse.

Yu Jingting's uncle of the Bai family refers to the hedgehog becoming a spirit.

Suizi burst into laughter.

"Come on, come in and have a look." Yu Jingting led Suizi into the courtyard and showed her the fruits of his labor.

On the left side of the small courtyard is a flower field, on the right side is a vegetable field, and in the middle of the road is a freshly paved green brick road, which smells like disinfectant water all over the courtyard.

The yard was not powered on, and the two of them didn't turn on the flashlight under the moonlight. As soon as they walked to the door of the house, they suddenly heard footsteps getting closer.

There is only one family in this place, and this person is definitely not passing by.

Suizi's heart beat faster, he just said "Master Bai", was it a human or a fairy?

 Thanks to tuuuuuuule for the 10000 coins, the title plus more gifts~
  
 
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