I'm Chasing Rough Guys at 80

Chapter 258 I Can Always Fool The Second Idiot
The consequences of Yu Jingting becoming angry from embarrassment are very serious.

In order to restore the dignity of the head of the family, the family was angry and spread fire outside, and directly sold wild ginseng for 1500 roots.

Fan Hua was dumbfounded when he heard the price.

Although wild ginseng is rare these days, it is not impossible to buy it, and you can always get it with a little effort.

It's not too low to give a hundred and eighty.

Come up and ask for a price of 1500-this is still the friendly price of the leader.

Even Suizi felt that his price was too high and it was unlikely to sell.

When Yu Jingting threw a bundle of banknotes in front of her eyes, Suizi was still shocked.

"How on earth did you fool Fan Hua? He wouldn't be so stupid as to believe all of this, would he?"

"Woman, you don't know anything about my abilities."

Yu Jingting finally regained a bit of the sense of superiority of being the master of the house, with his hands on his waist, he was proud in front of Suizi.

"How on earth do you sell ginseng?"

"I'll just—wait a minute, what is prostitution?"

Suizi sticks out her tongue secretly, well, this guy's reaction speed is really fast, it's really hard to take advantage of him verbally.

Yu Jingting told Suizi how he fooled Fan Hua.

He first fooled Fan Hua that this ginseng was not an ordinary wild ginseng, it was passed down from his ancestors.

It is said that one day, his grandfather's grandfather went into the mountains and saw a fat baby, white and fat, with big eyes and double eyelids, and dimples when he smiled.

When he said this, his eyes did not leave Suizi's body, and Suizi felt full of malice.

"It's not what I thought, is it? You take me as a prototype?!"

"It doesn't matter if you have a nose and an eye, can he believe it?"

In order to get some money for selling ginseng, she could push her man out to get close to Wang Jialan. Why did he use her as a prototype of a ginseng doll?
Seeing Qian's face, Suizi didn't bother with him, and motioned him to continue.

Yu Jingting fooled Fan Hua, saying that his grandfather's grandfather had chased the little chubby baby who was about the same size as Suizi all the way into the deep mountains.

"There are overgrown grasses on the ground. My grandpa's grandpa scraped away the grass. Good guy, such a big ginseng! He shouted, stick! Where are you running! It was too late to say it, and then it was too fast. Moving forward, my grandpa's grandpa took out the red string and used a trick of monkey stealing peaches, splitting tendons and pressing acupuncture points! He caught ginseng!"

Suizi was dumbfounded, what is this mess?

"If I remember correctly, isn't your great-grandfather's move of catching ginseng a line from a storytelling book?"

Recently, the storytelling of spy wars has been finished, and it has been replaced by martial arts.

Yu Jingting made a piece together, just listening to it is enough to make a fool of himself.

"True or false, it is true that digging ginseng requires red rope and a club. I am three points true and seven points false, and I can always fool two fools."

In Jingting's heart, Fan Hua is the second fool of a huge size, who should he fool?

"Fan Huaxin?"

"Be skeptical, let me be fooled, I still have a backhand. Don't forget, I have been dancing with my mother since I was ten years old. How can I be convincing by pretending to be a ghost?"

Wang Cuihua passed by with a bamboo basket, and when she heard him say this, she picked up the bamboo basket and put it on his head.

"What do you mean pretending to be a ghost? We are eating on the basis of our ability!"

His voice came from under the basket.

"Look, the highest state of pretending to be a ghost is just like our mother's current state, so fooled that she believes it herself."

"Little bastard! What do you mean by fooling people? How many people do I care about your mother? Yang Laowu in our village has nightmares every day. Wouldn't it be good if I danced for him? There is also Wang Laosan in Wangtun, who is also me. Good dance."

Wang Cuihua counted her past achievements for him with her fingers.

Yu Jingting held the bamboo basket and said quietly through the gaps in the strips:
"The essence of pretending to be a ghost is to have enough trusts. Find a few trustees and say that they have seen it. No one will believe it. My mother's method of fooling the villagers was improved by me to fool Fan Hua."

Exactly the same move, change the soup but not the medicine.

He fooled Fan Hua into saying that it was a wild ginseng with a story, and he swore that everyone who went into the mountain with his grandfather's grandfather had seen it.

Fan Hua was dizzy from being fooled by him, so he asked someone to go to Wang's house to inquire.

Yu Jingting had already found a trustee, no matter how much he inquired, it was true, and Fan Hua believed it immediately.

I bought a ginseng from Yu Jingting at the "leadership friendship price" of 1500.

Suizi sorted out the whole process, and found that the detrimental tricks he used were exactly the same as the routines of later generations to fool the old man and the old lady into buying health care products!
"It's really a big loss for the MLM industry if you don't engage in MLM."

Suizi didn't know whether to praise her man's resourcefulness or laugh at Fan Hua's lack of IQ.

The director of a dignified factory with thousands of people was actually fooled by Yu Jingting's idea of ​​dancing a great god to fool the old lady in the countryside.

"You are really wicked." Wang Cuihua clicked his tongue twice, and Suizi handed her the stack of money.

Both the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are fond of counting money, and Wang Cuihua counted the stack of banknotes with a smile on her face.

"Our tractor's debt can now be repaid."

"Why don't you think I'm wicked when you count the money?"

Yu Jingting took down the basket on top of his head, and looked at the duo of money lovers, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law with contempt.

He found that his daughter-in-law's smiling face was very much like his mother's!
"Our Jingting family is not wicked. We are robbing the rich and helping the poor—mother, think about it. How much is Fan Hua's monthly salary when he is the factory manager? He can easily take out so much money. Is his money clean?"

Suizi doesn't feel that Fan Hua deserves sympathy at all. This kind of guy is bad and stupid, and he won't accept his money if he takes his money.

"It makes sense, but Tie Gen is still working under his hands. After a few days, he will realize that he can't wear small shoes for Tie Gen?"

Wang Cuihua was a little worried.

1500 is not a small amount. Normal people can figure it out in a few days, but it will be bad for people to retaliate.

"He is busy taking ginseng as a gift, so how can he have the time to think about the authenticity? Not only can he not wear shoes for us, but he also has to say thank you to us."

As soon as Yu Jingting finished speaking, the nanny of Fan's family came.

"Brother Ting, the factory manager asked me to send you something."

Chicken, duck, fish, tobacco, wine, sugar and tea are all placed on the floor.

Yu Jingting gave Wang Cuihua and Suizi a smug look, look, what is he talking about?

The little nanny of Fan's family is a real person, and Suizi can easily get some information out by chatting with her about homework.

After Fan Hua got the ginseng, he immediately called the old man in the capital, and said exactly the set of words that Yu Jingting used to fool him.

The little nanny's original words: After the factory manager hung up the phone, his face was full of red. It is said that he was highly praised by the old man and he was in a good mood.

Asking the little nanny to pick some gifts from other people from the library and send them to Yu Jingting is a great affirmation of Jingting.

Suizi's black line, this old man Fan is really sick and goes to the doctor indiscriminately. In order to live a few more years, he even believes the nonsense made up by Yu Jingting.

It's no wonder that many of the people who have been cheated by health care products in later generations are former cadres and scholars.

　According to my observations of grandpas and aunts, it is very simple to sell them sky-high prices of health care products. Just say, this medicine has cured so and so, and pay for it immediately, not too fast.Well, let me try the effect--I heard that the little girl voted ten monthly tickets for Niuniumi, and it doesn't take much effort to go up five floors without sore waist or leg pain. Don't believe me, try it too?

　　
　
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