I became a newbie village BOSS

Chapter 89 Playing Games 1 Must Laugh

Chapter 89 You must laugh while playing games

The two chicken thieves simply dealt with the stolen chicken.

Then some firewood was found.

And they were lucky to come across a farmland that was burning ashes, and they could easily get the fire source.

In the mountains and forests, a fat chicken was roasted.

A burst of aroma curled up.

Not long after, the chicken was roasted.

Under hunger, both of them gobbled it up.

"It's delicious."

"It's so fragrant, damn it."

"This privately raised rural chicken has a different taste, and the meat is too tender."

The two players looked satisfied.

Not long after, my belly bulged.

Just when they have just eaten and want to lie down and rest for a while.

Suddenly, behind them, there was a sound of footsteps.

Immediately afterwards, three big men appeared behind them, and a peasant woman with a sad face appeared.

"They stole my chicken!"

This peasant woman was the one who had just chased them.

"This……"

Both players froze.

"Quick, tie up these two little thieves!"

cried a strong man.

Immediately afterwards, two big men from behind stepped forward, still holding the hemp rope in their hands.

These big guys are obviously Lianjiazi.

It didn't take much effort to tie the two players together.

"Brother Wei, is this what you said it's all right?"

"It's okay, it's just a game. Can you have such an experience in reality? Just treat it as a different experience. You must laugh when playing games."

Two chicken thieves, carried by a strong man, went all the way.

"It's a good experience. Someone will carry you when you're full, to help with digestion."

"Yes, Brother Wei, it's really good."

The two were carried by the strong man, talking and laughing, not flustered at all.

Soon after.

Both of them were tied to the old pagoda tree at the entrance of the village.

There is also a sign hanging on the chest, which reads: chicken thief.Three big characters.

Around them, dozens of villagers gathered around and pointed at them.

"Look, this is what a thief looks like!"

"The two lads have arms and legs, yet they do such sneaky things!"

"Little Tiger, you can't steal, or you'll be tied up here like them, shame on your face."

"Thief...ashamed...shameless..."

Around them, men, women and children condemned them morally.

This embarrassed both players.

Because the emotional reactions shown by these people are all too real.

Under precepts and deeds, both players felt a sense of shame.

Don't dare to face the crowd.

The entire criticism meeting lasted for more than half an hour.

"Brother Wei, I'm so uncomfortable..."

"This...isn't this an interesting experience, playing games...you must laugh..."

Suddenly, an egg hits.

It fell straight onto the face of 'Brother Wei', and the raw egg liquid brought a fishy smell.

It made him feel uncomfortable for a while, but he couldn't clean it up.

There is no longer a smile on my face.

"Bad thief, smash you to death!"

said a child of about four or five.

'Brother Wei' suddenly said angrily: "Damn, you kid, have you finished your homework yet?"

"Drink~~"

Suddenly, the child in front of him gathered strength in his throat, and then spit out a large amount of saliva.

With a "poof", it landed on the face of "Brother Wei" and washed his face directly.

"Brother Wei" was dumbfounded.

The player next to him was shocked: "Fuck, how could this kid spit out such a big mouthful of saliva?! Who taught you?"

"To play games, you must...laugh..."

Brother Wei murmured aphasia.

Suddenly, I couldn't hold back anymore, and said angrily: "I play NM!!!"

"Stop playing, I'm going offline!"

He opened the game panel and chose to log out.

Suddenly, a reminder came out.

[You are currently triggering a plot and cannot log out. 】

[If you need to log out forcibly, you can select the (suicide) button, which is equivalent to a death, and you will be punished with the highest level of death penalty! 】

After reading the prompt content, Brother Wei froze for a moment.

Still can't log out.

Can only commit suicide.

The death of his virgin is actually going to be sent out because of this matter!
You will also be punished by death!

It made him even more upset.

And the other player next to him saw that Brother Wei was about to go offline, so he also chose to log out, and the same prompt appeared.

He looked at Brother Wei, waiting for his instructions.

The corner of Wei Ge's mouth twitched, very upset.

"This game is not suitable for me. I won't play it anymore. I will just quit the game and die."

He chose [suicide].

For a moment, there was a strange feeling in the body, and then the brain seemed to be cut off.

He was completely unconscious.

Immediately afterwards, bursts of white light appeared around him.

Seeing that he had quit, the players on the side also chose to log out forcibly.

After losing consciousness, bursts of white light appeared all over his body.

This miraculous scene surprised the villagers who had never seen the world.

see the rope on the ground

Everyone was at a loss and even exclaimed.

"It's gone..."

"Wow, monster!"

"The thief disappeared!!"

"It's the gods who manifested, and turned these two little thieves?!"

……

at the same time.

Daohua Village on the other side.

In a cabin, Xu Qianqian came out with a tall woman.

Xu Qianqian's height is about 1.6 meters [-], but the woman beside her is a head taller than her.

A height of more than 1.7 meters five is very rare among women.

This person is Xu Qianqian's best friend Li Ruobing.

The two of them are completely different types. Xu Qianqian belongs to the cute and cute girl type, while Li Ruobing is the cold and royal sister type.

The same is true in terms of body, Xu Qianqian is plump with tall chest, Li Ruobing is tall with flat chest.

Today's game beta test, Xu Qianqian and Li Ruobing entered the game together.

Xu Qianqian brought the newcomers and began to get familiar with the game world.

Li Ruobing was extremely shocked by this game world.

This game is more realistic than she imagined.

For example, the straw sandals on her feet can make her feel very uncomfortable.

Li Ruobing is sensitive to her feet and has been taking special maintenance, so this discomfort is more obvious than that of ordinary players.

Xu Qianqian understood the situation and promised her that she would earn some money as soon as possible and buy her a pair of comfortable shoes in this game.

The two walked to the outskirts of the village.

Walking in tandem.

On the way, from time to time, villagers chopping firewood and leading oxen greeted Xu Qianqian.

This made Li Ruobing feel that Xu Qianqian played really well and was already respected by the villagers.

At this time, it was already dusk, and the orange sunset hung in the sky.

Suddenly, Xu Qianqian pointed to the distance and said, "Go straight in this direction, and you will be able to go to Qinglong Village."

Li Ruobing said, "It's the bandits over there that made you die twice?"

"Yes." Xu Qianqian nodded solemnly: "There is also my precious sword, I must go and get it back!"

……

Qinglong cottage.

"Ah."

Lin Yun, who was reading a medical book, suddenly sneezed.

Lin Yun touched the tip of his nose and glanced out the window.

The players have already arrived for a day, it's time to put down the exploration of cultivation points and meet them for a while.

 PS1: Thanks to the boss:
  Killing is only a reward of 2000 points for one person.

  A reward of 4500 points for Guan Shao who dug the pit.

  January ticket for book friend 161016001427211.

  January ticket for book friend 20200626173008517.

  (Many thanks).

  PS2: Recently, I have been thinking about how to make the setting more reasonable, and it is almost done.

  Two updates are guaranteed every day, and more updates will be made when there is time.

  (The above two chapters are not water, but settings~~~)

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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