Rebirth of the big era of online games

Chapter 399 A sand sculpture game that crushes IQ
"Toilet Lock", just by looking at the game name, one can tell that this is definitely not a serious game.

When many people saw the name of this game for the first time, they thought that Boiling Game had a typo, shouldn't it be "toilet"?

In fact, this game is called "Toilet Lock", because the core content of the game is to tell the story of how the main character is locked in the toilet and how to get out.

It is estimated that even if anyone has read the introduction of this game, they still can't imagine what kind of game can be made with such a game theme, and what is the specific gameplay.

Even Fang Jie, the game planner himself, actually doesn’t know how to define this game, because there are actually many elements in it, but they are all used in a very unscrupulous way, so at best it can be called a funny brain hole game, or, in other words, Call it an experimental game.

Its purpose, in addition to allowing players to break away from the traditional bitter kimchi game, is also to guide and inspire the innovative thinking of game planners in the industry.

Before starting the game, almost everyone guessed that the game was very likely to be a puzzle game. For example, the staff who had been following Fang Jie's side to open the fog all the time thought so too.

But in fact, not at all.

For a long time, Kaiwu, who is proficient in metaphysics, computer programming, games, foreign languages, martial arts, psychology and various life skills, always feels that he is a peerless genius. Even in front of Fang Jie, he does not think that his IQ is worse than Fang Jie.

But after entering this game with a newly purchased Huawei mobile phone, he found that his IQ was not enough, and he was even completely crushed by the opponent.

The game interface of the game "Toilet Lock" is very normal. The interface menu has several options such as "Start Game", "Achievement", "About" and "Strategy". It is also equipped with a very tall piano BGM, which makes people The first feeling that this game is a serious classic stand-alone mobile game produced by Boiling.

And the capacity of this game is not too small, a full 80M. You must know that the storage capacity of the current Huawei mobile phone is only 512M. Compared with other games that only have a few M or even hundreds of K, it is considered a big production!

For example, the mobile game version of "Minecraft" is only more than 700K, which shows how powerful the boiling game is in game compression and optimization technology, while "Toilet Lock" is as high as 80M!

Boiling products must be high-quality products!
There is no doubt that the 80M mobile game is even more exquisite!

But when Kaiwu clicked "Start Game", he started to feel confused in the first second.

He finally knew why the game had such a large capacity, because the game started with a video.

This video... is not a high-end game CG animation, or it is not an animation at all, but just a live-action video.

Yes, it is a live-action video shot with a Huawei mobile phone.

Not only is the shooting method very unprofessional, the resolution is not high, and it only lasts for 3 seconds, which is simply crude.

What's even more bizarre is that the content of the video is that a person opens the door of the toilet cubicle and enters the toilet to squat. Looking at this person's back and features, it is obvious that Thirteen Girls cameo.

Just watching the three-second video, he opened his mouth unsmilingly and rolled his eyes habitually, while many players who were originally playing the game with a serious attitude burst out laughing after being stunned.

What the hell is this game?

Such a rough game?
Still using live-action videos as game opening animations?

Simply unheard and unseen!

The key is that the main character in the opening video is Doubi Shisanmei?
You are so poor that you want to make a game, but you actually use your own senior executives as actors?
Well, everyone knows that these are impossible, but since things have happened, everyone soon realized that they might be overthinking, this is not a serious game at all, and the production is very rough .

At the end of the video, the game really looks very ordinary. It is actually a text description, and there is nothing special about it. It is nothing more than a paragraph of text typed on the top of the game interface, explaining the background of the game: On December 1202, 12, you were in a certain community Going to the toilet in a public toilet, just as you are about to get up after using the toilet, you find a very serious problem...

Then the only and only game option appeared below the game: You got up after going to the toilet.

Text story choice game?

Seems interesting?
With a hint of curiosity in his heart, Kaiwu clicked on the only option.

At this time, a paragraph of text appeared on the top of the screen again: At this time, you were about to get up to get paper to wipe PP, and found that the toilet paper in the toilet was gone, so you decided?
Options below: A. Take out your pocket, maybe there is paper; B. Knock in the private room next door, maybe someone can borrow paper; C. Take out your mobile phone and ask someone to deliver the paper.

It really is a text story selection game!

However, there seems to be nothing special, except for the pronoun "PP", it seems that there will be another Internet term created by Fang Jie.

Most people see ABC three options, the normal logic is naturally to give priority to choosing "A. Take out your pocket, maybe there is paper", and the other two options are alternatives.

Of course, I chose A for fog opening.

Then the plot began to reverse.

Text Narrator: You dig into your pocket and find a hundred-dollar bill.At this point you are hesitant, should you use it to wipe PP, so you decide?

Options: A. What the hell!wipe!Isn't it only 100 yuan!
Seeing this, most people will definitely think at this moment: I am so sick, use a hundred yuan bill to wipe PP?Of course choose other ah!
But look further down... no more, there is one and only one option A, and I can only choose this.

Cheating, no!
But it’s okay, this is just a game, so it doesn’t matter, so let’s choose A, it’s about seeing what medicine is sold in the gourd planned by the game.

After clicking A.

Text narration: You wiped the PP with the hundred-dollar bill you just escaped. After wiping, you walked out, so you decided?
Option A. Get out of the toilet room; Option B. Get out of the toilet room; Option C. Get out of the toilet room.

At this time, the options below looked at it at first glance, and there was nothing wrong with it. There were three normal options, but when everyone took a closer look, they found that these three options were all the same. In fact, there was still only one option!

Well, I was given a routine by the game planner again, so bear with it.

Then choose A casually, anyway, the matter of wiping the PP is resolved, of course you have to leave the toilet.

At this time, the text narration: You walked out of the private room of the toilet and found that the outer door of the toilet was locked, so you panicked and decided——?
Option A. Slip carefully; Option B. Forgot to flush the toilet; Option C. Think of a way out.

When I saw the first option, Kaiwu felt inexplicable. The second option...Think about it, indeed, we have to talk about public morality, how can we not flush the toilet after going to the toilet, but seeing the third option, I also feel that the most urgent task is now, shouldn't I find a way to get out?

After hesitating for a while, Kaiwu chose C. He felt that if he had to choose between public morality and being trapped in the toilet, it was more important to find a way to get out first.

Text narration: You thought about it and found that you could get out through other passages, so you decided to go from—?
Option A. Go out from the window; Option B. Go out from the toilet sewer; C. Go out from the ventilation duct.

As a rational person with a high IQ, Kaiwu felt that the sewer must not go out. He felt that this option was simply inexplicable, and it was relatively difficult to go out through the ventilation duct, so the window was the best choice, so he chose A .

At this time, a second live video of a real person appeared in the game.

The protagonist is still Thirteenth Sister. He first put his hips on his hips and stared at the skylight of the toilet in a daze for a while, then walked up to him, stood on tiptoes and tried to open the window, only to find that the window was sealed and could not be opened at all.

Then jump to the narrator: You can't get out the window, after thinking about it, so you decide—?
Option A. Climb out from the ventilation duct; Option B. Keep going; C. Try to open the outer door of the toilet.

Seeing that he failed to open the window, Kaiwu knew that he had been tricked by the game planner Fang Jie again. Sure enough, things were not that simple.

At this point, he originally planned to consider option A, but after seeing option C, he couldn't help complaining in his heart, why didn't he come up with this option earlier, of course, try to open the door!

But at this moment, he already had a bad premonition in his heart. He guessed that if he chose this way, he might be tricked again, but he couldn't help but rationally choose the option that was most likely to go out.

However, after choosing C...

Text narration: You try to open the outer door of the toilet, but unfortunately, the outer door of the toilet cannot be opened, so you are very angry!Are you going to—?
Option A. Knock yourself to death (I did it on purpose); B. Knock yourself to death (I just don’t give you normal options); C. Bang on the door frantically.

After reading these three options, Kaiwu wanted to scold her mother - this game is really capricious, the game planner actually messed in directly!
Is this really a game?Was it a game planned by Fang Jie?Is it a game made by Boiling Games?
Is it really good to play a game like this?

With this doubt, Kaiwu chose C patiently, because only C is the normal and reasonable choice.

But obviously, this game is not a normal game, but any normal choice will not have a normal result.

Text narrator at this point: You start banging on the door frantically... BOOM!boom!boom!Then your hands are red and swollen, you hurt...then your wounds get infected...you die, and yes, you die.The game will restart in three seconds...

Uh……

At this time, Kaiwu was like all players who played this game rationally for the first time, with a look of bewilderment and disbelief, and he was still cursing in his heart.

Game over?

What the hell did we play?
Is this really a game?
Before everyone can understand this question, the game is really over, over...

Then the opening video is played again, and the journey of choosing to leave the toilet begins again...

Fuck it!
Until this moment, Kaiwu really believed that the game was really a gameover. He chose the most logical option all the way, but he failed to clear the game. Instead, he died in the toilet, and the wound was infected by smashing the door with his hands. Such a strange cause of death.

This made Kaiwu very dissatisfied and unhappy.

When downloading this game, the description of the game said: This is a game that makes people laugh.

But now, Kaiwu couldn't laugh at all, but was severely disgusted.

Even if I laughed, it was a wry smile. I felt that I was an idiot. I took the game so seriously, but I was tricked by the game planner. In the whole process, I was tricked more than once. What's even more annoying is that I didn't repent , Knowing that he was being tricked, he still went all the way to the dark and was tricked to death.

At this time, another question arose in his mind: Can this game be cleared?

He asked himself that the choice he made just now was reasonable and the most likely choice to pass the level and get out of the toilet, but he just died. This is by no means his problem, but that the game planning is too unscrupulous.

So is such an unscrupulous game a complete scam, with no possibility of clearing the level?
With this question in mind, he temporarily quit the game, logged on to the official website of the game platform "Toilet Lock" and read the messages of other players, wanting to see if other players had the same experience as him, and maybe he could get some Valuable information.

Then I went up to take a look, and found that almost all players in the game forum were questioning this game. Correspondingly, the score of this game has been dropped to a pitiful 1.2 points by countless players!
The full score is 5 points, and the minimum score is 1.0, so 1.2 points has created the lowest score historical record on the game platform. It is estimated that not only has there been no one before, but there will be no one in the future. It is basically a game that is even more garbage than garbage games, or it can no longer be called. It's a game.

But then again, although the rating is low, the discussion of the game is far more popular than other games!

Maybe it's because it's too rubbish that the players react strongly?

In fact, at the beginning, the players were really disgusted because they were too stimulated, they ran to the forum to give bad reviews, and then complained wildly.

For example, complaining about the rough production of the game, complaining that the game has no playability, complaining about the completely illogical plot, and very willful game planning.

But cursing and cursing, everyone gradually realized that they seemed to have been tricked by the game planner again, because if they combined all the players' comments, they would find that this garbage game in their eyes is not as simple as they thought , they probably only experienced one-tenth of the content of the game before!

At least one thing first: There are countless endings to death!
Kaiwu's death ending is the most logical and rational choice.

But not everyone has such a rational personality like him. The so-called front of thousands of people, everyone has their own different personalities and ideas, so when faced with choices, the decisions they make are different, because the resulting game plots are also different. .

For example, in the last step, if you choose "A. Knock yourself to death (I did it on purpose)" instead of smashing the door, the narration of the plot is: You knocked yourself to death in a very silly way. I have never seen such a sand sculpture. The way to die... Really, you are really the best!The game fails, the game will restart after three seconds...

Leaving aside the plot of the game, first of all, the word "sand sculpture" is a newly created word on the Internet, and it quickly became popular among players and netizens, saying that "stupid dick" is very uncivilized and will even be banned. But "sand sculpture" is fine, and it is quite joyful, and it is easier to be accepted by people.

Let’s talk about the plot. In the past, game planners used to please the players. How can there be such a game where the game planners get teased and the players are speechless?
Although I am very upset and unconvinced, I must admit that I was indeed played by the game planner. In order to leave the toilet, I actually tried to knock myself to death. If it is not a sand sculpture, what is it?
Some players don't believe in evil, choose "B. Knock yourself to death (I just don't give you the normal option)", it still has the same ending, and it proves that he is a sand sculpture.

But, the game is not without the possibility of customs clearance.

Some players do not take the usual way, or after trying N times, they can leave the toilet and pass the level by choosing "pocket" - "get out of the partition" - "find a way" - "leave the ventilation duct" - "get out of the toilet".

It's that simple, but due to the inertia of players' thinking, very few of them successfully cleared the level in the first few games.

Moreover, after the players continued to try and explore, they found that there are as many as 15 customs clearance scenarios in this game!
Of course, all the customs clearance plots are full of brain holes, full of various pitfalls and various routines, which make the players stunned.

That's the funny thing about this game.

At the beginning, the players were just unconvinced, unhappy, and angry, but gradually they discovered that the text content of the different plots of this game is simply the king of explosions and tricks, and these tricks and routines are all used on the players.

So what is funny about this game is not the game itself, but the players themselves. They are plotted by the game, ridiculed by all kinds of ridicules, and finally find that they are a funny sand sculpture. Admiring the brain hole of game planning, it is simply shocking.

The mental journey of Kaiwu is typical.

The first game challenge failed. He went to the forum and found that the game was not as simple as he imagined, so he returned to the game to continue the challenge.

He didn't believe it anymore. In terms of IQ, Fang Jie could still surpass him?

So for the second game, he decided not to take an unusual path at all, and wanted to see what the outcome of the plot would be.

When choosing "A, take out his pocket; B, knock on the next door; C, take out his mobile phone", he chose C this time.

Narrator: You struggled to pull out your phone, but unfortunately you didn’t hold it steady, and your phone fell into the toilet, so you—?
Is it okay to drop your phone in the toilet?
Well, I made sand sculptures myself again.

Option A. Damn it!No more mobile phones! B. Decided to think of other ways; C. Reached in to fish.

According to the normal logic, he must choose B, but Kaiwu has already decided that the game selection logic this time is "surprise", so he gritted his teeth and chose "reach in and fish".

Narrator: You struggled to dig out the pit, but you didn’t take out your phone, and you got infected with shi, so you——?
Fuck it!
The plot of this game is so disgusting!

Kai Wu has already been disgusted, but he is a rational person and cannot give up halfway, so he looked at the options.

A. Take out your pocket; B. Don’t worry about it, let’s go out first; C. Damn, let’s die!
uh, this...

After hesitating for a long time, he decided not to take the usual path, and chose C out of luck, because he felt that this game cannot be judged by common sense, and he might not die if he chose C.

Narrator of the plot: You felt deeply embarrassed because your phone fell into the toilet and your hands were covered with shit, so you decided to die... You are such a genius, even if you take your phone out of the toilet hole, you can’t use it. What?Just wanting to die for such a small thing, this is the most ridiculous cause of death I have ever seen... The game will restart in three seconds.

Paralyzed!
Really dead!Got tricked again!

At this moment, the fog gradually came back.

This game seems to be nonsensical and illogical, but it actually involves very profound psychology. The game planning seems to understand the psychology of the players. The plot arrangement is a pre-fabricated psychological judgment. I will choose the plots that lead to death step by step. As for the clearance plots, they were actually developed by the players after continuous trial and error.

This is a battle of wits and courage with the players, and finally formed a crushing of the players' IQ!
"Toilet Lock" is actually a nonsensical, but very powerful and connotative game, but ordinary people can't understand it.

At this moment, Kaiwu has already fought against the game, or Fang Jie, so start over and continue to challenge!
According to the previous selection route, when the mobile phone fell into the toilet, he chose "A. Fuck! Don't want the mobile phone!"

Narrator: At this moment, you were about to get up to get paper to wipe PP, but found that the toilet paper was gone, so you decided——?
Option A. Take out your pocket; Option B. Knock in the private room next door; no option C.

When I first saw this episode, Kaiwu was stunned for a long time, thinking why it suddenly jumped back to the episode of looking for toilet paper, which has nothing to do with mobile phones at all. Now, of course, I will continue to think about looking for toilet paper!

Damn it, I made a sand sculpture again!

He thought there was some special plot, but the plot turned out to be very logical.

Now he doesn't know what Fang Jie's routine is. Tell him he is logical. The plot options he gives are often illogical, but if you don't choose logically, he will give you a logical feedback. , It really turns people around!
The so-called thing is only three, after three failed game challenges, opening the fog is no better than giving up the rational game completely, or no longer experience the game normally.

Because not taking the usual path before is actually a kind of logic, that is, anti-routine logic. Since it is logic, there are still rules to follow. Obviously, Fang Jie's logical thinking ability is very strong, and he has considered this in advance as a game planner. It's a logical way of thinking, so it doesn't take advantage of it at all.

Whether it's because of his own IQ or as a high-level gamer, his self-esteem no longer allows him to be played by Fang Jie any longer, so he decided to break out of the framework stipulated by the game planner and find at least one way to clear the level.

Well, that is trial and error cheating.

And if you want to try and make mistakes, you have to quit the game.

however……

When he clicked "Return to Main Menu" at the bottom of the game interface, he found that his IQ had been insulted again, and he felt a strong sense of frustration.

After clicking "Return to Main Menu", a row of normal but casual subtitles appeared on the top of the game interface: Are you sure you want to return to the main menu?If you exit now, the current progress cannot be saved~!

At the bottom of the interface, there are still three options: "OK", "OK", and "Cancel".

Why does Mao have two "definite"?
However, Kaiwu didn't pay attention to this detail at the beginning, and just followed the habits of other games in the past, and quickly clicked the "OK" button on the far left.

Then what made him confused was that the game did not return to the main menu, but a row of confirmation subtitles appeared on it: click "OK" in the middle, what are you doing with the one on the left?After thinking about it, if you return, the game progress will not be saved!

However, he didn't stay in a daze for a long time, or he didn't realize that he was being tricked again, and he didn't even notice the prompt in the subtitle above. He thought that this game would return to the main menu and there would be one more confirmation prompt, so he clicked on the far left again. "OK" for .

As a result, the game interface still did not return to the menu, and the subtitle prompt continued to be given at the top: I told you everything, click "OK" in the middle!You still order the one on the left!Are you blind, or are you too silly?You are the best!
At this moment, seeing that the game did not return to the main menu several times, Kaiwu felt strange, subconsciously glanced at the subtitle prompt, and after trying to understand the routine, the whole person suddenly petrified...

Kaiwu couldn't help but start to wonder at this moment, am I really a sand sculpture?

How could even such a low-level routine be tricked three times?
Worrying IQ!
Do not!
It's because the enemy is too cunning, knows the routine too well, and has completely grasped the player's psychology and daily behavior habits!

Thinking of this, because this game has been in a fog of negative emotions, I laughed instead of anger, and finally laughed out loud-this is really a funny game!

It turned out that I was the funny person, and I was amused by my own jokes, the leader, really awesome!
At the same time, countless players who have done the same behavior as Kaiwu, and have the same idea, also couldn't help but start laughing, laughing at themselves for being stupid, for being stupid, for being innocent and cute. Unrepentant.

Of course you will never repent!
After all, who wants to admit that their IQ is worrying?

I got tricked once or twice, probably because I don’t know the enemy’s tricks, three times or four times may be because I underestimated the enemy and didn’t take it seriously, and I was tricked five times and six times... Well, we have to admit that although my IQ is not low , but it really can't be compared with the leader, but now we all understand the leader's routine, next time, I will never be fooled again!
Heh, five times and six times thought it was the peak?

Fang Jie just wanted to say that the current routines are just an appetizer, and the following routines will give players a deeper understanding of what it means to crush IQ...

(End of this chapter)