Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 93 Make friends
The Central Plains and the South China Sea are different. The requirements for dress etiquette are very strict. Can't take it off.

Mozhushan is also a world-renowned great sect. The disciples have led the Taoist sect of Lou Guandao. Of course, they have to follow the corresponding rules when they go to the north to walk the rivers and lakes. How can they embarrass the sect, right?

What?The rules of the city that the country people don't understand, isn't it because the family was born and didn't learn these?Are you rich then?It's good to have money!Problems that money can solve are not problems!It doesn't matter if you don't understand!There is Xianyige Louguandao branch to help you with one-stop service!

First of all, Mozhu Mountain distributes the coarse linen clothes for the disciples, called Nayi, which are coarse cloth clothes for wandering wild Taoists to keep out the cold. Of course, it doesn’t matter if you practice in the wild, and no one cares about you when you are naked.But in the Central Plains, you can't walk around in short brown furs everywhere.It is easy to be taken as a newly formed monster, a savage in the deep mountains, and a wandering beggar.

Therefore, when going to the Central Plains and making friends with Xianjia Taoist friends, you must at least dress properly to show respect for the master.The daily formal attire is at least the Taoist robes made of cotton silk. The Taoist clothing is available in blue, white, black and yellow according to the preferences of each sect. It depends on personal preference.

When visiting serious immortals such as the three major schools, visiting Zongmen caves, shrines and altars, and large-scale fasting rituals, you have to wear ceremonial robes.

The robe is also called the classic robe, or the robe of Tianxian Dongyi.There are various Taoist auspicious patterns embroidered with gold and silver threads, such as Yu Luoxiaotai, sun, moon and stars, gossip, pagoda, dragon and phoenix, crane, unicorn, etc.It is worn outside the Taoist robe and replaces the Taoist robe.

According to the regulations set by Asgard that year, the robes cannot be worn indiscriminately. First of all, the Taoist of the Jindan stage is qualified, and then according to the classification of the sect Taolu, the celestial master of the sect should be dressed in yellow, and the grand master should be purple. , the upper, middle and lower grades are dressed in red and green respectively, the Doubu is in black, and the underworld is in white.

Although he achieved Jindan and led the Dao Lu, there are no serious officials in this sect, and he can only wear the sea blue unadorned Dao Gong uniform.Of course, it is not so strict now. It doesn't matter if it is colorful, as long as the shape is in line with the rules, and there is no arrogant pattern, and it must be made of silk brocade.

What?Purple Ribbon Fairy Clothes?

Purple Ribbon Immortal Clothing is not a category of classic clothing. Literally, it is a purple ribbon. Its shape is like a purple vest, with ribbons wrapped around the arms, sleeves and waist. The meaning of , to put it bluntly, is the one that gods often string on their shoulders.

Of course, the color can be exchanged, if you think the purple is too coquettish, the white and blue are no problem.Of course, it's not for people to be naked as bandages. When you are doing dual cultivation, you can play whatever you want. That's your business. The large Taoist robe and fairy clothes are tied with ribbons that will not be inconvenient to move.

Therefore, shouyi is said to be fairy clothes, but it is better to say that it is closer to the magic weapon such as silk, satin, and belts.But that refers to the ribbon of the sash, not to say that the entire garment underneath can be protected.The shiny clothes in the window are just for display...

Of course, there are also those kind of fairy clothes, that is, the silk of the whole clothes is made of 'True Purple Ribbon Fairy', which is also decorated with all kinds of genius treasures and runes. That is the magic weapon among the real magic weapons. When you wear it, it will bloom. You are the brightest cub in the night sky.

However, it is only [-] pieces, and I want to buy such a suit. It’s too beautiful to think. Let’s dream. There is everything in a dream… Cough, then what exactly does the [-]-piece welfare package include?

There are still some immortal clothes with purple ribbons. Is it a magic weapon? Mozhushan provides a pair of immortal clothes with purple ribbons for all the disciples who have just become Jindan. The size is sure to be a serious dress made to measure, and the color trim industry won't give you that.With such a serious formal attire, you can rest assured to participate in various major events and celebrations in the Central Plains.

It seems that Mozhu Shanye is worried that these mountain villagers in the sect don't understand anything. When they go out for a walk in the Central Plains, they wear a few clothes and lose their face...

"Isn't this a more advanced dress, there is an egg for it... I want a battle equipment that can be worn out and fight with others... Forget it, I will need it sooner or later. Come on."

So the shopkeeper of Xianyi Pavilion, who had been chatting for a long time, smiled wide-eyed and helped Li Fan tailor his clothes, "Master, don't worry, this classic dress, although not designed to fight swords, is something from the Jindan period. , There are still basic talismans, sheltering from wind and dust, not sticking to soil and water, not to mention, it is not ordinary water, fire, wind, swords and arrows can invade.

Moreover, this purple ribbon immortal robe is a golden elixir magic weapon of the ninth rank. Although the magic weapon of the top rank cannot be blocked, the magic weapon that is not of the ordinary rank falls, and it is thrown away with a flick of the sleeve.It also has a certain protective effect on the general Chisha Gangfeng. "

"Oh, that's not bad, [-] is acceptable..."

"What color does the master want to adjust? Haiqing's regular color is free. Other custom colors will cost extra."

...Selling skins, don't bother.

"Then, do you want to add some extra functions?" Sure enough, the main game is coming, the main body is sold and there are a bunch of additional DLCs.

"What additional functions? Do you need to pay for activation?" Li Fan narrowed his eyes and looked at the shopkeeper in front of him, "Let's talk about it."

The shopkeeper smiled and gestured, "Adding the Qiankun sleeve, if there is any material, as long as the consciousness is locked, it can be swept into the sleeve, and there is no need to bend over to pick it up, this is the spirit of a fairy! It's new clothes that are cut from the ground, not ready-to-wear, so it's cheaper, and now it only costs [-] to make a pair..."

Li Fan said, "I'll spend [-] ~ [-], and I'll buy a dashing bearing, the demeanor of an immortal?"

The shopkeeper pursed his lips and smiled, seeing that there was no one around, and said in a low voice, "Ordinary storage jade pendants can only be stacked with dead objects. With Qiankun sleeves, living objects can also be captured, and they can be captured by tying them in the sleeves. Five to seven people, you can put them in and out. Of course, depending on the realm, you can't hold anything above Nascent Soul."

Hiss... Who the hell taught you to sell things like that!
So Li Fan also looked around to see that there was no one in the store, and whispered, "Then give me a dozen."

The shopkeeper smiled wryly, "Where does a dozen sleeves come from a piece of clothing, this is equivalent to tying it with a purple ribbon and hiding it inside the sleeves of the fairy clothes. For such kind of fairy clothes that can accept people, you need to use a special talisman and spell seal. The production of high-quality ribbons, Baqianguan will never fail you.

In addition, why don't you take some of the bundles of immortal cables that catch people?In order not to wake up and struggle halfway with the goods that were taken, the magic weapon of immortal clothes was broken, one thousand sticks for the golden elixir, and one ten sticks for the foundation.There is no need to tie up Qi, just hemp rope.There are also some interior scenes of Fengren, the charm of Niwan Palace..."

Rely on!Is your one-stop service in this store too good?
"Cough, two, two!"

The shopkeeper smiled and pulled out another piece of cloth for Li Fan to take a look at. He saw that the piece of cloth was a kind of dark gold, smooth and lustrous like flowing butter, and it looked a bit like jelly when poked. It looked very strange.

"This cloth is the unique secret recipe of the small shop. It costs five hundred dollars per foot. You can feel how smooth and soft this cloth is. It can be worn as an obscene garment. This taste, tsk tsk, don't even change it for a Taoist companion!"

Li Fan, "...that's all? Why don't I just find a Taoist companion if I have the money? And it feels very ordinary to the touch..."

The shopkeeper smiled again, whispered in his ear for a while, and introduced some magical uses.

Li Fan, "...It's true or false, then if you say that, I can't buy it. If I can't hold back and try it, if I lose Yuanyang, wouldn't my cultivation be a big loss? Don't, don't, don't."

The shopkeeper smiled and didn't get angry, so he changed another piece of cloth, tan, with bumps and tiny thorns on the top, like sandpaper to the touch.

Li Fan was speechless, "I said that you, the shopkeeper, didn't punish me, did you?"

"Haha, where is it, this is the soft hedgehog skin. The burrs on this side are sewn into the lining, facing the outside. It hurts unbearably when touched, and the top can be poisoned. , the burr will pierce deep into the flesh and be poisoned. One foot and three hundred tangs, and a three-foot wrapping around the torso is enough. Counting the cost of production, the price is one thousand guang. It can prevent thieves."

"Oh, this is not bad, you can have it."

"How about this jade gold belt? As long as five hundred pieces, don't think it's too expensive. Master, you have such a long string of jade pendants hanging on the waist rope, don't you think you are pulling your pants? It's convenient to string them in the belt. You don't have to worry about the ceremony when you go back and forth with swords, and look, it's made of high-quality rhino leather, which is strong and durable."

"Oh, you see that the soles of your shoes are worn out, let's take a look at these boots, they are made of velvet felt, they are windproof and fireproof, and they are resistant to water and wear. Now one pair is only two hundred pieces, and three pairs will give you a [-]% discount. I'll give you five more pairs of silk stockings."

"A hairpin and a crown? Flying cranes, flying dragons, flying geese, tactical birds? Gold, silver, pearls, jade, gemstones, sandalwood, all kinds. Although you don't need to dress up like a female cultivator, but this one is all set up, so you can't let your hair go down, right? It's best to buy one or two of good quality, durable, and generous to wear, so you don't have to change it!"

"Oh! Good eyesight! This ink stone fish scale hairpin is matched with this magpie tail white jade crown... ah? You haven't tied your hair and crowned yet? What do you mean you haven't tied your hair and crowned? Could it be that you have become a golden elixir even before you crowned your master? Don't be kidding me! Oh, that's it, right? Well, I'll wrap it up for you, and I'll give you [-] yuan."

"Here are the 'faceless' hats. They are available in various colors and sizes. Why don't you have two to prepare? Look, three-story, how can you easily show your face when you walk in the rivers and lakes, right?"

"Hey, you still have a sword case. It's of good quality. It's made by a famous master. Wouldn't it wear it on your waist? I have a good white buckskin, why don't I wrap it up for you? How about sewing two box sleeves? If you can usually insert some Dao Talisman flags, don't bump this good jade, otherwise it will be very distressing!"

"Do you need to add some extra orbs to avoid dust, wind, fire and water? There is also this rune secret thread, you can sew some commonly used spells for backup, it is better to add a layer of cicada clothes to avoid triggering the killing formation. An ambush in the talisman."

……

So when Li Fan came back to his senses, he had been fooled for a while, and almost [-] gods of money had been spent and went out like running water.

Hiss... Have you been pitted? I feel like these things, except for the two sleeves, seem to be useless!
"Cough cough, now the shopkeeper, please stop for a while, I still have something to ask you," Li Fan hurriedly interrupted the shopkeeper who was still making gong, "This is the first time I wear this robe, if I Using spells to change the Dao body, such as how many hands are longer or bigger, will it break? I usually use flying swords, this fairy clothes ribbon will not be cut off? If the fighting sword is damaged, it can still be Do you need to repair it? What is the price of buying it yourself? And what will happen to the clothes during the daily worship of the moon?"

The shopkeeper glanced at him a little surprised, "These are usually problems that only exist in the real world. The master actually already has the power of the gods, worshiping the moon, and flying immortals?"

Li Fanhan, "Uh...I just asked casually. Okay, just wrap it up."

Seeing that the fat sheep was about to slip away, the shopkeeper rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "The master is also worried, in fact, when you reach the realm of Nascent Soul, it is best to find a special tailor to customize the robes, and the silk material is also ready to be customized.

So now in the Golden Core Realm, while the vestments are still cheap, try out various functions and experience them to know which ones are needed and which ones are not needed in the future.

Of course, if you were to fight against demons and swords frequently, these uniforms would still not be able to withstand the toss.It is still stored in the storage jade for daily use, and it is only used for formal occasions. "

Oh!It took me a long time to fill up the equipment slots, and then you tell me that I usually put it in the library and look at it, and I don't need it at all! ?

Li Fan was about to turn his face, and the shopkeeper gave him another look, "But if the master really wants to find some dao uniforms that are convenient for daily battles, there are some in this shop. Would you like to take a look?"

"Specialized in fighting swords?" Li Fan was of course interested. Wouldn't it be a waste to not fight too many swords!fight!Fighting horses!

So the shopkeeper pulled out a set of black Taoist robes from the inner room with a smile on his face, and showed it to Li Fan. It looked similar to the formal suit Fuling prepared for him...

"Guest, you are really lucky. This set is the latest design of our shop. It is the most suitable battle robe for sword fighting. One set is only [-] pieces, and ten sets are [-]% off. If it is broken, replace it. distressed."

Li Fan narrowed his eyes and looked at him, and his heart ached when he heard it...

The shopkeeper could also see what he was thinking, and smiled so much that he turned out the lining of his robe, and showed Li Fan the densely packed red and teeny words, "Master, you have to look at the price/performance ratio, these are the secret spells passed down by our shop, there is nothing wrong with them. A gimmick that is invulnerable and invulnerable to fire and water, but serious, can stop a death catastrophe!
Not much else to say, this one is more of a self-defense treasure than any other treasure, right?One thousand five hundred kuai, you can't buy a loss, you can't be fooled, but you can buy a life! "

"Oh, what you're blowing is too outrageous. What a spell is so powerful that it can block it once...Fuck it! It doesn't move Taishan!!" When Li Fan saw this word, Nima was actually familiar with the words, and his eyes were full. to bulge out.

"That's right, it's the "Taishan Immovable Scripture"!" The shopkeeper also revealed a pair of 'Fuck, is he actually a knowledgeable person? ' strange expression.

The Fairy Clothes Pavilion at the entrance of Louguan Dao can actually sell clothes that have copied the Luojiao magic scriptures!And this is not the most outrageous thing. The most outrageous thing is that Li Fan took a closer look and found that this scripture does not seem to be a gimmick to fool people. The real word is the real thing!Wait, that scripture wasn't written in the beginning... Wouldn't it say that!

Li Fan understood when he touched the robe.

"This substrate is made of human skin!" Li Fan grabbed the shopkeeper's wrist and pointed at Louguan Taoist Pagoda not far away, "You guys are selling Luojiao's evil art at the gate! And you're doing it with human skin. These evil magic weapons! It's too arrogant!"

Although he was held at the pulse gate, the smile on the shopkeeper's face did not change, but he said, "How can it be considered an evil art? There is no right or wrong in the art, it is only practical or not. Guru, your golden pill. It's not a matter of abide by the rules and precepts, right?
What's more, we didn't pick up this human skin, it was harvested from the monsters by the sect comrades who cut off the monsters.Lou Guandao's rule is to give a piece of skin a piece of money as a reward, and then focus on burning it and spilling it out to harm others.

It's the same with us. These people's skins are engraved with "Taishan Immovable Scripture". The monsters can no longer wear them out to live and kill people. They can also use them as waste to prevent people from killing people and save the lives of their disciples. Why not? "

"Then where did you come from this scripture..." Li Fan looked gloomy and uncertain.

The shopkeeper still smiled, "Then master, where did you recognize it?"

Li Fan was silent for a moment, then frowned, "Aren't you afraid of karma when you do this?"

The shopkeeper still smiled, but still replied, "There is no retribution in this world, not to mention that from the human skin to the scriptures, they are all made by others, and it has nothing to do with me, a tailor, right?
Even if someone is going to be punished, it should be on the demons who murdered and skinned in the first place, right?
Besides, what is the difference between just borrowing these skins to prevent a disaster, and burning them yourself?When a person dies, nothing is left.Are there still a few colleagues in this sect who bring drinks every day?What's there to care about?
I only see that the master is a money maker, so I took out these good things to show you.I don't want you to know this sutra, and you know the secret of using human skin to write mantras, which is really impressive.

A small foundation-building person, in front of a true cultivator like you, naturally dare not talk nonsense, but then again, if you really plan to buy a self-defense sword, you should know those purple-striped fairy clothes blowing It is powerful, in fact, it is all empty, and any magical powers are not as valuable as these Taoist clothes.There are only ten pieces, I am afraid it is better than a hundred immortal clothes.

Of course, you can tell Zongmen to know that my shop is making clothes with human skin, and I will not do this business in the future. "

This shopkeeper is very skilled, it seems that he does have a backer, and his pulse is not disordered.

Li Fan narrowed his eyes. If the small report is useful, this guy can still open the Fairy Clothes Pavilion at the entrance of Louguan Dao?And where did the human skins for making clothes come from in the first place?There is also the matter of "Tarzan Unmoved Sutra", the other party is not panic when they are found out, is it really a deep background, or is it just holding on?But to be honest, if this matter really escalates, everyone will have a radius of eight taels, and Li Fan himself will not be able to clean up anywhere...

"I want all ten pieces, and give me a [-]% discount. Besides... I'll return the purple silk fairy clothes, can I just count these ten pieces of clothes."

The shopkeeper's eyes flashed, and he said with a smile, "It's easy to say, the master is really a cheerful person. This time, I'll make friends and take the whole thing. It's good to take a total of [-] pieces. If you want to buy some genuine 'Affordable' things, you can come to the store at any time, waiting for you."

Li Fan also narrowed his eyes, "...You're just wiping a fraction! And it seems to be rounded up! Hey, let's make friends. Don't gossip, buy it now! [-] won't do!"

The shopkeeper, "...Okay! If you get 5% off, you can get [-]% off. There are many ways for multiple friends. [-] can't be lower!"

Li Fan rolled his eyes, "Fifty thousand, but remember that I only bought a set of purple ribbon fairy clothes from you."

The shopkeeper smiled, "My friend is really careful, as it should be. I only bought one set of fairy clothes."

So Li Fan and the shopkeeper became friends.

(End of this chapter)