Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 8 Meal
"This Beichen Sword Sect was the No. [-] Sword Sect in Xuanmen back then, and the sword immortal's kung fu was the first among all immortals. It's a pity..." Fuling paused, glanced at Li Fan and said, "Qingyue, please worship when you come up. Maybe you don't know the difference in the practice of the moon, but after a long time, you will understand that the day after tomorrow is no match for the innate."

"The Tao is one foot tall, the devil is one foot tall..." Li Fan touched his chin.

That's not it, Tai Su is better than Heaven or Tai Chi Immortal, you will understand if you beat him.Beichen Jianzong has been exterminated for more than 500 years, and it is still thunderous to say it. It is probably mentioned from time to time as a typical case. For example, look at the Beichen Jianzong. Went out?
The ancestors and ancestors created a great reputation, and they were finally stepped on as a stepping board, which is really embarrassing.

Sword Intent remained silent, probably really hit.It seems that it still has feelings for the former sect.But in other words, the Xuantian Sword was trapped by the virtual star outside the sky, at least for 500 years, right?
Fuling suddenly thought of something and asked, "By the way, so, Qingyue, you have already worshipped the moon, have you noticed something in your body that is different from ordinary people?"

In addition to the Identity Mental Health System and Xuantian Sword Intent, which can open up the interior Qihai and open up the Zhoutian meridians in one night, and the Zhushan Sword Qi can be sent and received freely at will, what is different from ordinary people?That's probably gone. After all, the body hasn't developed yet, and it has to grow longer to know if it's different from others...

"Oh, maybe the skin has become smoother?" Li Fan touched his face.

'Li Fan's mood has risen a little'

"..." Fuling was suffocated, staring at him, as if he couldn't help but want to pinch him, "You are Zhou Tiantongqiao, the Qi body is of the same origin, and you can breathe naturally from the hair and skin of the body, just like the state of the mother's womb. , the skin will be as supple as a newborn fetus, this is a natural feature in the middle stage of Qi training. You see, I am not too."

It was also a roar, big and white.

'Li Fan's mood has risen a little'

Fuling spat, "Don't be poor. Besides this, I'll ask you what kind of alienation you have in your body, such as where you have a pimple, where is a hard lump, or extra hands, feet and eyeballs."

"This has never happened before..." Li Fan thought of the old Tao's pile of arms and the mountain master's pile of pupils, and understood what she meant, "As long as you practice the innate way, does it have such a negative effect on the body, just like Qin Jian Master, the mountain master and Fairy Wangshu will mutate into a magical shape?"

"No, maybe it's because your cultivation time is short. But when you practice the Innate Dao, sooner or later, there will be Dao bodies in some places. If it is a 'object', you can still recognize it, and a 'non-object' is...

In short, don't panic when the time comes, or you won't be able to get it back if you get into trouble.However, you put this on first. "

Poria took out a silk scarf.

"This is……"

Li Fan vaguely remembered that he had seen similar objects before, and the three monks who abducted him to Zhushan wore similar silk scarves to cover their faces.

Fuling beckoned, and took Li Fan halfway into her arms to help him tie his hair and wear a crown, use a hosta to hang his face towel, and cover Li Fan's face, hazy, as if a mist was rising. But for a moment, the clouds dispersed, and the horizon became clear again, but it was not affected.

"This is 'no face'. Some monks who worship the moon have insufficient foundations, and it is inevitable that they will show different appearances. Sometimes they will interact with each other and manifest their demonic forms. Not only do they have the risk of being demonic, but they are seen by the mortals of the human world. , may also cause harm in vain.

Therefore, the monks who go out to the mountain to do business must wear it, and if they encounter a demon outside the mountain, they can also resist one or two.There is no need for the mountain gate here, but you worship the moon at such a young age, and this is the first time I have seen it, so be careful. "

'I don't know the face, slightly reduce the chance of mood swings. '

Oh, the system is officially certified, that's probably useful.No, it was really useful, Li Fan could feel it, yes. He touched his back lightly, but his heart was still like water!rub...

'Li Fan's mood improved slightly by 1 point'

You see, it went from drastically reduced to slightly up.

"You're going to die, you don't know how to behave at such a young age." Fuling spit angrily, but did not push Li Fan away, and even took out a gold pendant hanging from a red rope and tied it to him.

This gold pendant is carved with some kind of auspicious beast, round and round, with a ring in its mouth, which looks like a snail.It fell right into the heart.

Then, Fu Ling used the middle finger of his right hand, smeared his tongue, and then dipped some red powder on a pot of rouge, and drew a talisman on the back of Li Fan's neck.

"This is Jiaotu's heart-suppressing mantra, and it's not a forbidden method, but it can ward off evil spirits, suppress nightmares, prevent disasters and avoid disasters. People outside are unpredictable, and sometimes they are more terrifying than magic shapes. Qingyue, you must always be careful and must not rely on it. Wearing a wonderful Dharma and staring blankly."

This is really teaching him like a child.

"Many thanks to Sister Fuling for teaching, Qingyue wrote it down."

"Okay, it's not that dangerous just outside the mountain gate, just be cautious. Don't stay in my arms and go."

Li Fan was reluctant to get up, followed Fu Ling out of the light boat, stood at the bow of the boat and looked out, and saw a rushing waterway underneath, and he didn't know what the river was.

The river runs from north to south, and then almost turns at a right angle and flows eastward. Due to the terrain, an alluvial plain is created, and a large town is located. The southwest of the river is lush and green, with green mountains in the distance.The northeast of Dahe is full of people coming and going, bustling.

At the tip of the right angle of the river, Li Fan could see at a glance a seven-story pagoda, a building with brown tiles and black roofs, flying eaves and bucket arches.

There is also a big night pearl like a dragon eye on the top of the tower. The blue light is shining, and the road is full of breath. Looking from a distance, it looks like a [-]-foot iron mace. Like opening.

Below the pagoda, there is also a palace courtyard, with three entrances and nine exits inside and outside, as dense as an ant house, like an inner city.There are also two straight roads running side by side with four horses. One goes east and the other goes north. Cars and boats come and go along the two avenues along the river. The whole town is also based on these two commercial roads. The axis is extended outwards.

"That's the outer sect of Mozhu Mountain. I'll take you on an errand later." Fu Ling also raised the curtain and walked out, hanging it on the golden-winged phoenix hairpin with a pink veil, which also covered half of her face.

Li Fan was not surprised and nodded yes.

Even the third-rate sects in the mountains still have a few real people from the Nascent Souls, and the basic ostentation has to be put on the show, and it can be seen that this Zhushan sect is quite involved in the world, not the kind of hidden immortal sect that is purely escaping from the world.

Of course, from the fact that Poria put so much rouge gouache in the boat, you can guess the jewelry. It is impossible for all the food and clothing expenses to be produced by the practitioners themselves. It is too late for people to cultivate immortals. Items were originally bought from the human world to be 'enchanted'.

Poria drove a small boat down to a commercial store in the city.Pedestrians are also accustomed to flying boats and cars, and they are obviously used to seeing Zhushan's servant disciples come out to buy.And the shopkeeper in this chamber of commerce specially came to the inner courtyard to wait and worship the fairy.

Fu Ling casually supported the shopkeepers and said to Li Fan, "This Jiang Kee Firm is the private property of the young lady. Now I'll look after her for her. You'll let me check some chores first."

Li Fan has nothing to do with himself, if one person attains the Tao, the chicken and the dog ascend to heaven.Not to mention that the backstage is still covered by a real person from the Nascent Soul period, this firm must also be paying for Fairy Wangshu on a daily basis.

He didn't disturb Fu Ling's work, and just wandered around in the business, looking here and there, he could roughly see that the business mainly bought some daily necessities, brocade silk.What they sell are some medicinal talismans and small gold and silver jewelry.There's even Qi Kungfu, can you believe it?Of course, it is written on paper, and there is no illusion effect. Whether you can visualize the true qi or not depends on the cultivator's aptitude and luck.

But it can also be seen that the force of the acquired immortality has really fallen, and anything with a clearly marked price can be bought and sold.

And Li Fan also noticed that he was walking around wearing a faceless face, and none of the shopkeepers around him saluted him.

Of course, it wasn't that he looked down on him as a kid who deliberately offended practitioners, but that no one really noticed his existence.Subconsciously, his line of sight passed Li Fan's side, as if he was deliberately ignoring it...

what!Is that the principle!Whether it's a thing or a non-thing, as long as you pretend that you haven't seen anything, you can pretend that nothing happened, right!Tsk tsk, is it okay to pretend to be an ostrich like this, no wonder you have to button your eyes, you are also drunk...

'Xuantian Jianyi wants the host to buy a jar of wine'

"Oh, buy wine..." Li Fan rolled his eyes when he heard the system's sudden opening. He could probably guess that Xuantian Jianyi felt uncomfortable and wanted to pay tribute to Beichen Jianzong.

Of course Li Fan would not refuse. After all, he has discovered now that in this world, real Nima is the most important thing about mental health, so he should accompany Jianyi to vent, lest this guy is also mentally unhealthy, which is still shrinking in his meridians, I can't figure out what the hell is going on...

Turning to see that Fuling was still checking accounts, Li Fan went directly outside the business and walked into the street.

This town is backed by Mozhu Mountain, and the merchants who come and go can do business with the cultivation sect and with the real family of Yuan Ying, and naturally they all have a background in the human world.Looking at the regulation of those things on Fuling, at least it must be brought out by Shixun, a noble family, and the kings and princes in the imperial court.

These business travelers are either rich or expensive, and there will naturally be many restaurants and restaurants serving them, and their grades will not be low.

Li Fan found a room without taking two steps. It said on the plaque, "Ke Shanzhai". Outside there is a queue to eat, and there is a courtyard box inside. The monk of Crane Yujian descended from the sky and fell into the courtyard for a dinner.

Oh... it's awesome, that's it...

Li Fan, relying on his 'no face', forcibly jumped into the queue, but the inside was bright, clean, tidy, and fragrant.

The walls are painted with flying goddesses holding fine wine and fairy dishes. Can you believe that this kind of Chinese painting is actually a menu?There are also inscriptions written by literati and writers beside the dishes, and of course they are at least seven-character quatrains and a poem.Don't write such stupid words like so-and-so's visit here.

Okay, the marketing of this store is not bad, is it an online celebrity store?
Li Fan looked at the menu on the wall with his hands behind his back.

Pengxueshuang cherries, Mengze Luoyu, Zhuming Bingmei, Paixia Lanyue, Hibiscus hydrangea, Cui Liu Xuexia soup...

Ouch... Frankly speaking, with his literary literacy, it is really a glance at the past, and I don't know what it is... System, do you translate it?

……

system?

……

"Guest, do you want to eat?" Suddenly, the flying goddess painted on the wall suddenly turned her face and said to Li Fan with a smile.

'Li Fan's mood dropped 1 point'

Gan!At this time, you jumped out!
"Ahem," A loser can't lose a battle. Although Li Fan only had three coins in his arms, it was left to him by Fuling, but Li Fan still showed the momentum of inviting the younger generation to drink the second round!

"This, this and this are all served to me, and another jar of good wine!"

Of course any order.

The goddess immediately grinned, waved her sleeves, and spread out a cloud in front of the mural, "Please invite the guests."

Oh?Enter the mural for dinner?Is it the private room behind the secret door?It shouldn't be, it's probably the space created by the monk's magic, but this gimmick is okay.

So Li Fan walked into the mural with his hands behind his back and looked around. The small pavilion in the secluded garden was bright in spring, and there were many lotus flowers in the Qingtan, but there was a plum forest in full bloom around. Like the first snow.The scenery is really breathtaking.

"What do the guests think of the scenery here?" The goddess waved her sleeves, and a long table appeared in the small pavilion, full of delicacies.

"It's okay to draw." Li Fan pretended to put on a show. After all, how could plum blossoms bloom in summer? Isn't it just magic.

The goddess smiled, flipped her wrist, and held a jade plate and handed it to Li Fan.

"The guest's words are not good. This Zhuming Bingmei is after October. Take a good plum with a bamboo knife, soak it in beeswax and seal it. In the summer months, you can see the plum blossoms in full bloom, and the fragrance is lovely and refreshing. Xintian. Please use..."

Oh, the plum blossoms really bloomed. I saw the goddess using the tray in her left hand, pouring wine in her right hand, pouring ice wine on the candied fruit, and seeing a burst of cold air, the red plum blossoms first bloomed.

"Then I'm welcome."

Li Fan picked up the flower bones and threw them into his mouth, chewing...

kindness……

kindness……

how to say……

This looks really good, but the taste is very subtle...

As a result, Li Fan hadn't figured out how to comment on this dish, and his right hand had already felt a divine sword energy, and he stabbed the goddess in front of him as if he was in the chest, and a smiling face was condensed on his face.

Li Fan was shocked, "What the hell are you doing!"

The goddess was also shocked, "I should ask this sentence!"

' Xuantian Jianyi said, the evil spirits are smelling wine. '

Li Fan was speechless, "No, Brother Xuantian, I understand you, and I want to take a sip when there is a big change, and get rid of a thousand sorrows when I get drunk, right, I understand. As a result, I poured a sip of fake wine into this online celebrity shop. , I can't stand it. But you can just give a bad review, why kill? "

Then Li Fan turned his head, "Miss, I'm serious, what kind of candied plum blossoms are you, why is there such a stench? It turned out to be sour from winter to summer, right? Don't work on porcelain if you don't have diamonds... "

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

So the goddess began to change, but the transformation of the law phase was not enough, and it only changed from ah ah ah to oooooooo.

Because the divine sword energy in Li Fan's right palm spun like a drill bit, and when one was consumed, it was regenerated, and once it was wiped out, another breath was added. In an instant, I don't know how many divine sword energy, a little breakthrough, into the body of the goddess. , In the end, Li Fan's entire right hand was inserted into the goddess's chest, and the black blood, like oil, spurted out from the goddess's chest, mouth and nose, splashing Li Fan's face with the smell of ink.

"What the hell are you lying on! Oh my God!"

"Forgive your life oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

Li Fan, who was sprayed into ink, was screaming, and the goddess who was piercing his heart and lungs was screaming, and the other side was still beeping.

'Xuantian Jianyi said, if the old dog of Xuquan destroys my sword sect, if you do not stop your Dao lineage, you will kill all your Dao disciples and grandchildren, and they will be called Taishang Wuji Xuantian Jianzu, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.

"Ahhh!"

"Ouch!"

Then the goddess exploded.

Li Fan woke up from the illusion and found himself standing in the hall of Keshanzhai, covering his face with stinky ink.He turned his head with a stiff neck, saw the palm of his right hand, and firmly grasped a picture scroll, as if it had just been torn off the wall, and it was obvious that the picture of the goddess serving dishes had disappeared without a trace...

'Li Fan's mood rose by 1 point. '

"You are fucking kidding me!"

(End of this chapter)