Daozu is Cthulhu

Cough cough, well, it should be just a misunderstanding, probably because Huang Jing's injury was stable and fell asleep. Mrs. Huang came here to take a bath to relieve fatigue after a tiring day, but she was too tired and fell asleep directly.

Zheng Zetian didn't have the good fortune to enjoy the pleasure of bathing with other people's mistresses, so he got up on tiptoe and was about to slip away.

Who knows what to fear, he just climbed out of the bath, and before he even had time to put on his Taoist robe, another person came outside.

"Hehe, Fellow Daoist Zheng, the medicated bath at my house is quite satisfactory."

Mrs. Huang was awakened immediately. Of course, she could tell that the voice was Huang Wu, the adoptive son. She was about to make a sound to stop him from approaching, but when she turned her head and caught a glimpse of Zheng Zetian who was close at hand, she almost screamed out!

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Zheng Zetian approached him, snapped his fingers, and touched the acupoints all over Mrs. Huang's body. He jumped into the water, hugged her in his arms, and covered her behind.

So when Huang Wu entered the side of the medicine pool, he saw this kid, as if he was holding his 'servant' who came to massage at home and was chewing.Grinning, crossing his arms and teasingly said,

"Zheng Xiaoyou is really flirtatious. He didn't even hang up the sign, and he started directly without opening the barrier. Isn't this action very neat? No wonder the Xuanmen kid wants to compete with you. Could it be that those two girls have already been taken by you hahahaha People don’t want to waste youth, understand, understand!”

Mrs. Huang who had the acupuncture points glared at each other in her arms, and Huang Wu was still beeping behind her back. This time, she was as stable as Zheng Zetian, and she was also covered in cold sweat. Can't see his embarrassment clearly.

So Zheng Zetian took a deep breath, put Mrs. Huang far away on the other side of the pool, turned around and said,

"I don't know what you can do with Young Master Huang."

Huang Wu smiled and said, "Don't be so cautious, fellow Taoist. I have seen your ability, and I want to make friends with you. There are some cultivation materials in this storage jade. The daily cost is only tens of thousands of taels. A little care is not a respect. I Just put it here, don't disturb your happiness haha."

Zheng Zetian took a look and sure enough, the storage jade that Huang Wu gave him was the company's gold inlaid jade communicator.With such a spy by his side, practitioners who are not familiar with technology can expect it, and it really leaves no trace.

"Thank you, Young Master Huang, for the gift. I'll come to the door to thank you some other day." Huang Wu saw that his goal had been achieved, and said with a smile, "It's an honor for Huang to make friends, so I won't bother you."

Although Huang Wu left, Zheng Zetian's body was still covered with cold sweat. After all, there was Mrs. Huang glaring at him behind him, which was hard to explain.

Zheng Zetian rolled his eyes, thought of a reason in his mind, then turned around and came to Mrs. Huang, facing the slightly panicked eyes, clasped his fists and said,

"Uh, sister, thank you for the warm hospitality of the Huang family, but I can cultivate by myself, and I don't need to assist dual cultivation, so please come back."

Hearing that the other party didn't seem to know her and regarded herself as a concubine at home, the embarrassment on Mrs. Huang's face was slightly less, and she was hesitating whether to get angry on the spot and scold the kid for being frivolous and rude, or just go downhill and pretend to be a concubine. When the concubine went out of the bath and went back to the room to talk.

However, Zheng Zetian's expression froze all of a sudden, he was just letting out his consciousness, and he was so nervous that he heard someone stepping into Danchi again!

So he wanted to relieve Madam Huang's acupoints, so he changed his move directly, and pressed her forehead, and pressed her whole body into the medicine pool, pressing her under his body, and at the same time stretched out his hand to Madam Huang's ribs, directly using it Give her strength with your palm, so as not to suffocate her, and then turn your head to look.

This time it was Huang Ru, the young master of the Huang family, who came in. "Fellow Daoist, is the bath still comfortable?"

Zheng Zetian remained expressionless,

"It turned out to be the young master. I was taken aback. How come there is no enchantment circle in Guizhuang's Pill Pond Medicinal Bath?"

Huang Ru smiled apologetically,
"I'm bothering Daoist Zheng Qingxiu. I want to make friends with you. I told Huang An to leave me a way. Don't take it to heart. I'll close the magic circle for you when I get out."

Zheng Zetian looked at him,
"Young master also wants to give me a gift? Let's put it there together."

When Huang Ru saw the gold inlaid jade, he immediately understood, shook his head and smiled,

「怎

Well, Jiro has been here.Alas, my little brother always wants to argue with me about everything. In fact, he can't figure it out. We are brothers from the same mother. We are brothers after arguing. When the time comes, my father will really get angry and give up all the family property. Why bother to come here?

Oops, I talked too much, don't mind, here are 3000 taels

Zheng Zetian put his palms together, and could feel Mrs. Huang's heart beating wildly, and suddenly jumped twice. Knowing that the other party heard Huang Ru's words, he immediately had a plan, and suddenly said,

"Oh, I understand. I heard that there is another third young master in your residence, Huang Jing, who was born by the wife of the head of the family. He offended someone in Black Bamboo Mountain and was seriously injured. This time, I invited my master to treat him.

It seems that this time it was your hands that wanted to get rid of this great enemy and fight for the property.That's why you all come to make friends with me, an ordinary young disciple, probably because I'm about the same age as him, and I'm in the same class. If I have a chance to make a move, I can help you get rid of your future troubles silently, right? "

Mrs. Huang trembled all over, her heart beating wildly.

Huang Ru was also taken aback for a while, and was silent for a while, then suddenly laughed hahaha, changed the storage jade in his hand and put it down,
"My friend was joking, here are 3 taels of precious banknotes, which can be regarded as an investment for you.

Brother Zheng is talented and intelligent, with astonishing aptitude, and he will become a great tool. If there is any need in the future, just come to Huang's house to get it. "

Zheng Zetian nodded, "I'll think about it."

Huang Ru clasped his fists with a smile, "Don't bother fellow Taoist recovering from his injuries."

Seeing that Huang Ru went out and opened the magic circle next to the Dan Pond, knowing that no one would come to make friends with him, Zheng Zetian heaved a sigh of relief, put his hands together, and lifted Mrs. Huang out of the liquid medicine.

Mrs. Huang's acupuncture points were sealed, so she quickly closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep.

Zheng Zetian squinted his eyes and looked at her, "Why, pretend to be dizzy, and you want me to give you a word of mouth?"

As he spoke, he caressed Mrs. Huang's lower abdomen, injected a wave of true energy, and felt the warm current rushing into his body, which was so exciting that Mrs. Huang couldn't hold it anymore, her cheeks were pink, and she glared at the kid in front of her.

Zheng Zetian didn't care about the other party's angry winks at all, and complained as if to say,

"You heard it all. Hmph, the Huang family scrambled for property, and I was also involved.

That Huang Jing is a disciple of Mo Zhushan, and he has a relationship with me once. I will not violate the rules of the sect and kill my fellow sect.But those two had to spend tens of thousands of taels of tens of thousands of taels of money, maybe someone would be dizzy and agree.

At that time, if I am involved, it is really unlucky that I can't explain clearly! "

As soon as he reminded her, Mrs. Huang suddenly realized that she didn't care about being treated lightly by this kid. Her son's life was in danger, and she immediately looked at Zheng Zetian with pleading eyes.

Zheng Zetian shrugged,

"It's useless for you to look at me like that. You, a concubine who stays with you, know this kind of thing, even if I don't kill you, can they let you live?
But God has the virtue of good life, let me give you three ideas.

The worst thing to do is to report what you heard to Mr. Huang, and make a bet to see whether he will kill his relatives righteously, or he will not let his family scandal out, and get rid of you.

The medium strategy is that you take these two storage jades and go away directly. Anyway, the Huang family's affairs have nothing to do with you, and I don't know. Tens of thousands of taels of treasure are enough for you to live.

The best strategy is that you report today's events to Huang Jing's mother, and the mistress of the Huang family will know.In order to save her son, she has to find ways to save your life. "

Mrs. Huang also heard that Zheng Zetian was persuading the "concubine" to report to the "Madame" and that the change of direction was to save Huang Jing's life.

Zheng Zetian felt the other party's heartbeat and breathing eased, and he was also relieved, knowing that Mrs. Huang would not jump up and down and fight himself desperately.So he stretched out his fingers to connect points on Mrs. Huang's body, and unlocked the acupuncture points for her.

"Where to go, you decide for yourself. I want to clean up, so I don't need to massage, and those storage jades, if I pick them up, I have karma, and I can't do these things for them.

Take it away as evidence. "

Mrs. Huang wants to speak
He stopped, and finally nodded to Zheng Zetian silently, covered his chest and spewed water, took the storage jade and left Danchi.

Zheng Zetian finally breathed a sigh of relief, he was sweating all over the night because of the turmoil.But he didn't have time to take a leisurely nap in the sauna in the pool.

The company's assassins don't know if they will come tonight. Although the communicator was tricked by Mrs. Huang to take it away, there won't be many eyes around him, but since Huang Wu is a member of the company, maybe there will be some surveillance drones at home stuff like that.

So Zheng Zetian didn't dare to stay for a long time, he took another Jiuhua Wan, regained his qi, and after calculating that Mrs. Huang had gone far, he also got up and left Danchi to find Song Dayou.

At this time, a group of Mozhushan monks were still drinking in the living room. The Huang family had already cleaned up the tables, chairs and broken corals. Song Dayou, Lord Shang, Boss Huang, and those Mozhushan monks who came to the banquet , obviously they all know each other, have been friends for decades, get together to drink happily, sing to the moon, and get drunk one by one, it's very happy.

Zheng Zetian didn't go up to bother them, just sat in the hall and watched them, digesting the breath of Jiuhuawan, and peeling chestnuts to eat.

That's great, he used to have many brothers, drinking and chatting together.
It's a pity they all died "Brother, brother"

After sitting for an unknown amount of time, Zheng Zetian suddenly heard someone calling his name, turned his head, and saw Lingchan waving to him outside the hall.

Subconsciously got up and walked towards her, but after taking three steps, seeing the unspeakable smile on the other person's face, and the wet hair, he suddenly realized.

No, this is not Lingchan.

"Brother, come with me, come with me."

'Lingchan' seemed to be playing hide-and-seek, jumping briskly ahead, leading Zheng Zetian to shuttle through the Huangfu.

Zheng Zetian remained expressionless, and followed the wet footprints left by the other party to a remote garden in the backyard.

"Brother, brother, here, brother.""

The voice of 'Ling Chan' came faintly from an ancient well deep in the rockery.

Why, invite him to go down, okay, let's go.

So Zheng Zetian wrapped 36 thunder beads around his wrists, took out the body guard of Tianqingxia Yanluo, took out the gold rings, bricks and gold ropes and put them in his arms, armed to the teeth, then walked to the mouth of the well and looked down.

I saw that there was nothing in the well, but suddenly there was a flash of water waves, and from the invisible, a big emerald-colored toad, as tall as a person, appeared, squatting at the bottom of the well, looking up at the sky, and was looking at Zheng Zetian. .

Is this Dan Chan from Mount Qingcheng?
Then Toad opened his mouth and spit out the head of 'Lingchan' from his mouth, "Senior Brother, come on, Senior Brother."

"Come on, come on your head!"

Zheng Zetian took out a gold brick and threw it down, with a "bang!", the skull of 'Ling Chan' was cracked, and the eyeballs were smashed out.

But the toad didn't dodge or fight back, and 'Ling Chan' was still there, "Senior Brother, come, Senior Brother." He kept yelling.At the same time, Toad's throat swelled, and it spit out the head of 'Lingjuan' from its throat to shout along with it.

"Senior Brother, why are you here, Senior Brother?"

Zheng Zetian frowned, took back the gold brick, and counted with his fingers.The toad also closed his mouth, and stared at him with puffy eyes.

Zheng Zetian thought about it, figured out that someone probably invited him to meet, so he jumped into the well and landed on the toad's back.With a flick of the demon-binding lock in his hand, it directly wrapped around Toad's mouth, holding it like a mount.

The toad didn't resist, it just dived into the water, dived and shuttled underground, hopped and evaded, leaped and moved, swiftly, and sneaked out of the Huangfu in an instant, directly escaped from the boundary of Heshou Peak, from a spiritual place. The water channel under the pool waterfall jumped out.

Zheng Zetian jumped off the toad's back, and saw a young girl of seventeen or eighteen years old sitting on the rocks under the waterfall, wearing a blue dress and holding a white cat in her arms, she turned her head and smiled at him, revealing Two shallow dimples at the corners of the mouth.

"Do you know me?"

Zheng Zetian thought about it for a moment, and indeed he had never seen this person in the previous two times, and it seemed that he had never met him in his previous life, but for some reason, he felt that this person looked familiar for no reason, he frowned and thought about it, and then shook his head.

The girl smiled and stroked the cat in her arms, "Then I am Yuchanpo."

"Mother Yu Chan?"

He had heard of Yuchanpo before, she seemed to be the big monster that Mozhushan offered a reward for, by the way, the last time Chen Sha went after Yuchanpo and fell into the company's trap.

So this guy is also the company's cyborg, no, cyborg toad?
But the problem is, if he remembers correctly, in the information given to him by the "Girl" system, all the company's clones and weapons near Black Bamboo Mountain did not have the so-called "Jade Toad Woman".

After all, the demons born in the company's nests are Nascent Soul monsters, but the girl in front of her smells like a cannibal, but her monster energy has not been refined, and she has clearly been transformed into a god for some years.

Is that the monster that cooperated with the company?

"...You seem to know my footsteps?" Yu Chanpo tilted her head and flashed in front of Zheng Zetian, "Which reincarnation are you from? Do you really not know me?"

Zheng Zetian looked at the white cat in the opponent's arms and shook his head.Lady Yuchan looked at the cat, but the cat didn't bark, so she shrugged her shoulders, and sat back under the waterfall again.
"Forget it, since you are a disciple of Mo Zhushan, you might have heard my name before, but don't worry, I won't eat you today, I just want to make a deal with my junior."

She raised her hand and threw a jade slip to Zheng Zetian, "You are only at the Golden Core level, and you can raise black lotus. You must have read "University" thoroughly. With such a talent, then this exercise might be yours." If you can practice it, you don’t have to be polite, just try it.”

Zheng Zetian tried to probe into the jade slip with his spiritual sense, but found that this skill has no name, only messy and illogical words, and this word... looks familiar
"Hmph, that's right. This is the authentic work of Luo Yin, the patriarch of the Luo Sect. All the heavenly scriptures handed down from generation to generation were dictated by Luo Zu and compiled by his disciples. This book was written by Luo Zu after he went crazy from worshiping the moon. The general outline of the Heavenly Book, the Dao of Void Stars!"

Oh, that's right, no wonder he doesn't even recognize himself