Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 595 Interview
"Your house is really messy, don't you want a servant to help you tidy it up? How about giving this to you? This body is freshly made, fresh out of the oven, you like it so pure and tender, don't you? Is it because of body odor?
Heh, I thought the old men were XX controlers. A kid at your age, shouldn't you prefer the kind of big sister who still has charm, protruding forward and backward, and is older in every way?You are quite precocious, old-fashioned..."

As soon as the 'Jade Hairpin's clone' entered the cave, he was chattering strange words that he couldn't understand.

Zheng Zetian ignored her, moved the used up medicine boxes and giant candles to the back room in front of her, cleared out the living room, laid out two futons for her to sit on, set out the tea set, and made a pot for her Tea, put some preserved fruit, and finally took out the jade box containing the scriptures and put it on the coffee table.

"The visitor is a guest, please."

'The Clone of the Hosta' smiled and saw the boy getting ready, gathered up his dress, knelt down on the futon,

"thanks for treatment."

Zheng Zetian asked,
"I don't know what your name is."

'The clone of the hosta' smiled and drank tea, "He is a hosta, you don't know it."

Zheng Zetian nodded, patted the jade box,
"Okay, let's treat it as Yuzan. Are you really going to buy my book? Aren't you afraid that you will end up like the one in the auction house?"

'The Clone of the Hosta' smiled and took out a storage jade pendant and pushed it over.
"Thank you for your concern, we also know the value of this book, so hurry up and prepare, it will come right away.

I came here in a hurry this time, and I collected all the water that can be allocated nearby. There are 3000 million taels of jewelry and goods in this storage jade, including 1000 million taels of banknotes. , are all disassembled into one hundred taels and 50 taels, and brothers can check them on the spot. "

Zheng Zetian looked at the storage jade pendant, a common Mozhushan disciple jade plaque, with red tassels tied on the bottom, and a piece of jade inlaid with gold on the top, an ordinary-looking waist pendant.But the system was silent, and the words 'disguised communicator' were marked next to the jade.

Zheng Zetian looked up at the other party and shook his head.

'Hosta Clone' laughed,
"Senior brother, according to the rules, I should bargain with you, but I appreciate your talent. People who are only in the foundation building stage, can hold a heavenly book in their hands, and can survive flying swords are naturally worth investing in.

So this time I came here with a lot of sincerity, and I gave you all the capital, brother, don’t make it difficult for me, if you open your mouth again, they will have nothing else in their hands, ah, I can only I lost this person to you. "

Zheng Zetian ignored her winking, still shook his head,

"Money is something outside of us. It's hard to do anything without money, but you don't have to put your life on it. In my opinion, your strength is still too weak. The owner of the auction house can be killed if he wants to. It's even a little bit easier to make a deal with you." There are no guarantees of safety.

What's more, it was just a book, as if he saw some rare treasure, Baba had to exchange all the cash in his hand, as if he had never seen the world.Probably there is no support from the first-level forces of the three major factions behind it.

Then how can you be able to hold this kind of cause and effect with such weak strength?At that time, you will be killed by the sword fairy, and it will be fine if you wipe out the whole family. Wouldn't it even be liquidated by me? What about the 3000 million taels, 5000 million taels?Can I hold it?I'm afraid it was snatched away before my hands were warmed up. "

'The Clone of the Hosta' put away his smile and said curiously,

"One set and one set...how are you doing?"

Zheng Zetian patted the jade box, "You killed that sword fairy to prove your strength, and I will make a deal with you again."

'The Clone of the Hosta' couldn't help laughing out loud,
"You have a good plan, use us as gunmen, and help you settle the cause and effect. Take advantage of yourself?"

"Isn't this also your cause and effect? ​​Are all of you dead? Don't you go back with revenge? Does that have the face to mess around?"

'Hosta Clone' nodded,

"That makes sense. Does that mean that you just need to kill that sword fairy and give you his head?"

Zheng Zetian laughed and said, "Who wants his head? What's more, the karma of this book is unresolved, and there will be endless troubles, and you are more than just a sword fairy. You are so indecisive in doing things, and you probably don't have much strength. I think it's better not to trade with you."

'Hosta's Clone' narrowed his eyes and stopped talking.

Zheng Zetian froze with her for a while, then suddenly spread his hands,

"Of course, after all, the book is in my hands. Whether it's the sword fairy or others, those who committed murder with me will have to be eliminated sooner or later. It is naturally good for someone to join hands.

It’s just that you said you wanted to invest in me and make friends with me, but you’ve been hiding it until now, and you’re even refusing to show your real body to others, and you’re still playing tricks like these to get to my bottom. It’s really hard to feel cooperation sincerity. "

'Hosta Clone' lowered his eyes,
"Oh, so that's the case, then I don't know how to let the senior brother feel the sincerity of our cooperation?"

"Do it all over again,"

Zheng Zetian took a sip of tea, looked up at her,
"I don't know what your name is."

'The Clone of the Hosta' was silent for a while, and then smiled. The skin on his face was pulled up to his cheeks, showing his mouth full of fangs.
"You man, you are really annoying! Why do you want to know who you are dealing with so much! Okay! This seat is the extraterrestrial demon! Do you understand the extraterrestrial demon? Are you afraid! Awww!"

Zheng Zetian looked in front of him and suddenly, the sebum burst open, and his head was three times bigger with the naked eye, as if he was about to open his mouth to swallow himself alive, and his head was marked as a "stage two" "hosta clone" by the system, and his eyelids were much too lazy Lift it up.

"Oh. Heavenly Demon, it's quite common recently. So, you are a force from outside the sky? Want to attack Black Bamboo Mountain?"

Seeing that he still has this indifferent expression of chatting, the head of the girl in the 'second stage' retracted like a deflated balloon, and changed back to the appearance of a 'Jade Hairpin', and changed into a pitiful and tearful appearance.

"Hey, this little bastard will be finished after eating it. What is there to talk nonsense with him...Okay, okay, I'll just do it."

What is inexplicable?

Then before Zheng Zetian could ask, he saw the opposite 'Yuhan' reach out and pull out a tooth, opened the bloody tooth root, took out a small steel ball like mercury, frowned like taking poison, raised his head The steel ball was swallowed into the stomach.

What is this doing?Mark the system?

'The system is shut down'

shutdown? ?
The next moment, the 'Yuhan' opposite him suddenly went crazy! "Hahaha! Little bastard! Hahaha!" De screamed, and with his ten fingers as long as chopsticks, he poked his face indiscriminately, poking his flowery face like a hornet's nest, densely packed with dark spots. The hole was cut open, and blood gushed out like a fountain. The two tricks were pierced, and they fell out of the eye sockets and rolled into the tea bowl.

Zheng Zetian raised his eyebrows and covered his face with his sleeves so as not to be splashed with blood.

In a short while, the clone person inexplicably stabbed his chest to death, his flesh was bloody, and he fell on the coffee table in front of him and did not move.

However, Zheng Zetian didn't have to wait too long, the blood on the table quickly flowed back, the girl on the opposite side raised her head again, raised her hand to rub her face, and replaced it with a flat, pale as paper, nothing. A face with five senses.

"For the first time, I am a synthetic self-evolvable von-Neumann-structure quantum computer. You can call my system name MELCHIOR, or use my AI personality code name MAIDEN."

Is this communicating through divine consciousness?Thinking about it this way, the fleshy scorpion also uses a similar method to speak in his head, is this 'communication'...

Zheng Zetian thought for a while, "Can you...can you speak in my dialect?"

The faceless maiden then repeated,

"I am a synthetic von Neumann structure self-evolving quantum computer, an artificial intelligence auxiliary system. You can call me 'Sage System', or call my AI code name 'Girl'."

Zheng Zetian was really confused this time, not pretending,

"Girl? Sage system? What is the system?"

'Girl' is deadpan,

"The system is an intelligent auxiliary prop for human beings, providing technical support or an emotional partner. For the convenience of understanding, you can understand me as an organ puppet made by extraterrestrial demons. Of course, I am a little more advanced than those from Mozhushan."

Zheng Zetian frowned in thought,
"Puppet...system...sew clothes...wait a minute, you're a 'girl', what happened to the one who called herself Jade Hairpin just now? It's bloody, scaring me?"

'Girls' don't hide either,
"She's just a temporary clone worker. There is serious interference here, and there are 'eyes' hidden in the dark everywhere by Moshan Giant. I need to borrow the hosting mechanism when she was dying to go online, so as to avoid monitoring and give You interview."

"oh, I see……"

Zheng Zetian leaned forward with the appearance of a curious baby, and pressed against the girl's white paper face, asking questions like a cannonball, his pupils were shining,
"What is a clone? Why is she so similar to Yuzan? Even the smell is exactly the same, how did you do it? And specially made her face like that, is it to pretend to be Yuzan? You want to infiltrate Xie Luoshan? And What exactly is the system? What you just used wasn’t magic at all, right? It wasn’t Tai Su, obviously it wasn’t Tai Chi, how did it work?”

'Girl' ignored him, waved her hand and showed a large icon speech,
"My composition and principles are not the focus of this meeting. If you are so interested in us, why not join the company yourself, and your questions will be answered. After all, it was you who asked for 'sincere cooperation', right?

Since your resume is on the review list of the company's system and has passed the first round of screening, this triggers the application mechanism. I judge that you are qualified for a direct interview. If you are really interested in learning about our forces and have the opportunity Wish, please let me make some basic introduction for our company. "

Zheng Zetian had no choice but to hold back his curiosity, sat back and nodded, signaling for the other party to continue.

So the 'girl' stretched out her finger and wrote a series of strange spells in the void, which looked like runes of some kind of alien race in the Western Regions.

"This is the company's registered name 'MELCHIOR', which refers to 'sage', 'sage' and 'doctor' in the civilization of Tianwaitian.

In the outer world, 'MELCHIOR' Group was once one of the top ten military defense contractors in the world.The main business covers national defense, military industry, medical treatment, aerospace, intelligence, information technology, data security and other fields.

However, after the civil war in Tianwaitian, our company was split and reorganized into 'Sage Company'. Although the ranking has slipped, it is still one of the top [-] companies in the multiverse, and currently occupies an industry-leading position in biotechnology..."

'Maiden' spoke, projecting thousands of earths,
"These are Tianwaitian World branches owned by our company."

Then she pulled the map to a corner and pointed to a barely visible dust lane,

"This is your world 49327."

Looking at the devastated star map, Zheng Zetian was in a daze for a while.

"Why, why is it so big..."

However, "Girl" didn't explain too much, she just popped out the holographic map of the earth for him to play with, and started talking about "organizational structure" after finishing the "company profile" section.

"Please allow me to give a brief introduction to the company. A corporate enterprise refers to an economic organization that is funded by investors (or shareholders) above a quorum, operates independently, is responsible for its own profits and losses, and has legal personality in accordance with the law.

According to the relevant regulations of the public security system, the company can recruit indigenous employees in its own plane for legal operation.

Taking your example, if you pass the interview and complete the application test, you can become a temporary worker of our company. The temporary worker reaches the established business indicators during the probationary period and can be converted into a regular employee of the face company.

Subsidiary employees can obtain virtual network access rights in the form of work visas, and can freely link into the plane servers owned by the company. If they go to public networks or private servers, they need to issue a business trip application letter and report to public security. Accept the random sampling inspection by the network supervisor.

The benefits and benefits of face companies are different. Take the 49327 subsidiary as an example. The local employees adopt the system of lifetime employment and seniority. The salary is as follows. The salary is calculated according to the length of attendance and work performance.It can be issued in the form of designated currency or material, or can be counted through the company system to pay the salary card. For specific exchange, please refer to the list.

Employees of the local subsidiary enjoy three free medical examination packages when they join the company. They can save or customize clones in the clone store. After death, they have a chance to be resurrected in the set save state.

Employees can purchase civilian weapons, ammunition and medicine through the company's salary card. There is no quantity limit, and the application for a loan does not need to be reviewed and released immediately. It supports up to three periods of interest-free.If you use your salary card to buy our company's products, you can enjoy discounts, and you can apply for equipment implants with the highest level of technology. If you voluntarily sign up for new product trials, you can be exempted from surgery fees.

After losing the ability and willingness to fight and repaying the loan, the employee can apply for retirement. Please be aware that retirement will recycle the company's relevant memories, and all enhancement systems will be scrapped immediately.

In addition, excellent business pacesetters of subsidiaries have the opportunity to be promoted to full-time employees of the head office through internal cadre selection.Becoming a full-time employee can get the company's guarantee of open citizenship.The salary and treatment enjoy the treatment of the head office, and all system permissions are immediately upgraded to level five..."

Zheng Zetian almost threw a lot of contracts, treatment, and contracts at the 'girl' face.

Although there are too many uncommon words, nine out of ten sentences are incomprehensible, but the other party communicates with spiritual consciousness, and still speaks vividly with illusions and tricks, and many clauses and salaries have numbers and calculations. Zheng Zetian also came into contact with part of it when he was repairing it, but he managed to understand part of it.

To put it simply, this 'company' is actually the chamber of commerce organized by the Heavenly Outer Demons. They have advanced mechanisms and methods, they can travel among the heavens, trade with the tribes of the heavens, or plunder by force, plunder resources and knowledge, and transform for their own benefit.

... This is the first time I have ever seen a devil who eats people and eats souls, and a sky demon who is bent on making money.But it's no wonder that Taoist disciples are willing to join the company and become temporary workers who are ordered by others.

The heavens and the worlds, everyone would be curious about what other worlds are like outside of this world, wouldn't they?

Human beings cannot overcome their thirst for knowledge. Even immortals who have become immortals, once they settle their grievances in this world, they will never return. They will ascend to a new world and start a new adventure.

Zheng Zetian flipped through the contracts, turned to look at the jade box on the table,
"Interview... Temporary worker... So this is my application test? Why is this book valuable in Tianwai? Can I join the company if I give it to you?"

'Girl' shook her head and pointed to herself,
"No, it is 'her' task to get this book. If you are willing to join us, then there is one thing for you to do today. It will be considered as your application test, and as long as it is done, I will make an exception for you Skip the probationary period directly and directly enter the company as a full-time employee."

Zheng Zetian rubbed his chin,
"Okay, let's hear it."

So the 'girl' turned the map to Tianyu Mountain, pointing to a cave on the top of the peak,
"Obtain the "Ruyi Sword Classic" from Chen Sha, the master of Tianyu Mountain and the guarding real person."

Zheng Zetian froze for a moment, "The "Ruyi Sword Classic" of Beichen Sword Sect?"

The 'girl' waved her hand to extinguish the lights and shadows in the hall, "The "Ruyi Sword Sutra" by Beichen Jianzong"

"...Okay, I agree."

Zheng Zetian nodded, reached out and took the jade pendant given by the company and tied it around his waist.

This task is quite simple.After all, he knew the "Ruyi Sword Sutra" by himself, so he just had to keep silent for a while.

What, how come?

Oh, it was exchanged with half of "The Key Volume of Breaking Evil and Revealing the Righteousness" and a heartless bastard.Who knew that the other side actually kept the whole book silent... But it's interesting, isn't that stupid egg missing?Then who handed down Mo Zhushan's "Ruyi Sword Sutra"?
Seeing that he accepted the task and collected the money, the 'girl' nodded and pointed to herself, "She will assist you."

Then the 'girl' tore off her face, and the ruptured wound on her face squirmed, eating away the skin like a tapeworm, and then grew back into the face of 'Yuhan', like a girl who had just been born from blood, "Heh— —!” He let out a long sigh, knelt on the ground and panted heavily.

Zheng Zetian, "...do you really need to be so disgusting?"

The girl spat blood from her mouth and raised her eyes to stare at him,

"Have you joined the company?"

Zheng Zetian saw the words 'Jade Hairpin's clone' reappeared, and looked at the top of his head, it was actually marked 'I am an undercover agent'...

"Well, I will help you get the "Ruyi Sword Sutra"."

'Jade Hairpin' got up out of breath, seeing that Zheng Zetian had put away the storage jade, glared at him, raised his hand and grabbed the jade box, took out the "True Explanation of the Preface to the Preface to the Xuan Department of the Taishang Daojun" and read it at a glance...

"Why no words!?"

Of course there are no words. You came so fast, he only had time to copy the title of the book.

So Zheng Zetian explained blankly,
"Probably because you don't have enough immortality, take it back and show it to the 'system'. Why, isn't your company spanning all heavens and ten thousand realms, so you don't even have anyone who can understand the heavenly scriptures?"

"...it's so mysterious that you can't see it with the naked eye..."

'Yuhan' looked suspicious, looked over and over for a long time, finally muttered in a low voice, put the book back into the jade box and took it away.

(End of this chapter)