Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 591 A Smell

Chapter 591
Under the bright moonlight, the goat cub was carrying the expressionless Daozi, and the beautiful young girl was sitting sideways on the back, strolling leisurely on the lake.

Objectively speaking, this picture is quite beautiful, but Yuzan covered her face the whole time, just like a wronged little daughter-in-law,
Zheng Zetian rubbed his nose,
"Don't you want to give me a hand and hold my shoulder? I think you are very thin. Let's squeeze together and barely sit down. This way, you won't slip down on your side. You are wearing such thin clothes, and you will catch cold if you fall into the lake. .”

Yuhan gritted her teeth and said angrily in a muffled voice,

"Don't talk to me! Letting acquaintances see my face will be embarrassing!"

Zheng Zetian shrugged his shoulders and ignored her, but couldn't bear it after walking for a while, rubbed his nose,
"The smell on your body is too smoky. It's been a long time since you took a bath."

"You! Heh heh heh!!"

The jade hairpin's silver teeth are about to be crushed,
"I wash it every day! It's a natural deodorant!"

"Oh, so I call you Yuhan, right?"

Zheng Zetian nodded to show he understood.
"Then let me prescribe a prescription for clearing away heat and promoting dampness. Two qian for ebony plum, two qian for schisandra, half qian for licorice, decocted in water, one dose per day, once in the morning and evening."

Yuhan frowned, looked sideways, blowing and brushing the boy's hair, "What are you muttering about?"

Zheng Zetian sniffed his nose,
"Well, your situation is a bit serious. Then use gentian grass, cornus, and Danpi for two qian each, raw ground rhizome rhizome, honeysuckle, and plantain for three qian each, and raw stone powder for six qian each, and boil them in water. Take it, two doses a day, six days a course of treatment, see if there is any improvement after three courses of treatment.

Why, I can't remember these few sentences, should I write them down for you? "

Yuzan realized that she was about to cry,

"What, what! You! You are the only one who is sick! Ouch, I am so mad! I am so mad!"

Zheng Zetian covered his nose,

"Friend Daoist, if you don't get rid of this smell on your body, you will provoke monsters. In the future, when you go to the battlefield, you can't hide it by lying on the ground and pretending to be dead. What's more, the breath is so serious that the internal organs are not harmonious, maybe There is a hidden danger of chapped qi orifices, it is better to recuperate as soon as possible."

Yuhan is going to be so mad at this fool,
"Who, who wants to go to the battlefield! My practice is just to keep my face forever! What kind of battlefield! And it's so fragrant and happy! I like it! It also saves the money for rouge and gouache! It's up to you! You're just jealous of me!"

Zheng Zetian was also speechless, he didn't want to care about it, but the smell was too strong, he couldn't vomit, so he cut off a piece of clothes to cover his nose and mouth,

"Your internal breath is not adjusted. If it is more serious, there is a hidden danger of internal injury. Now you smell the fragrance because you are only in the foundation building stage. The internal energy is thin, and the smell is not strong enough. But after the body is finalized, or the state If it grows, or if the condition is serious, it will become stinky. Doesn’t your master understand this truth? Didn’t he remind you?”

"Yes, it will stink!"

Yuhan immediately became alert,

"Is it really smelly! Don't lie to me! How old are you, do you understand medical principles?"

Zheng Zetian covered his mouth and nose with the sackcloth, and said in a muffled voice,
"I have become a doctor after a long illness. I have learned a lot. Although I can't claim to be proficient, it is still effective. If you don't believe me, just ask the real person in Mozhu Mountain."

Yuhan squinted her eyes and stared at him for a while, probably because she was aroused by "stinky".Poke the Daozi beside him and said in a low voice,
"You say that prescription again, I didn't remember..."

So Zheng Zetian said it twice, and Yuzan recited it silently in a low voice.

I have to listen to these few words three times, stupid.

This kind of qualification used to be a gangster of the Black Lotus Sect, but he was not qualified to worship the Taoist sect, Zheng Zetian knew it well.

It seems that Yuzan's master took her with him as a sachet.This is true for his own disciples, let alone others.

This 'Master' is probably a merciless and ruthless person, maybe he really doesn't give the giant face, if he starts to fight, his foot injury is still not healed, and it is impossible to use a fleshy scorpion to speed up his escape. See you You have to be more cautious.

So he asked again,

"I don't know which branch of Xuannv's master is the true descendant, but if we meet outside Zishi Mountain, could it be that we are worshiping the moon?"

Yuhan snorted,
"Didn't you just say that it's the same if you know it sooner or later? I still can't help but ask. Hmph, so that you can know that my master is a Taoist from the Yuxu Palace in the Xuanyue Mountain of Xie Luoshan, and he is a direct descendant!"

"Xie Luoshan?" Zheng Zetian thought for a while, "Oh, is it true that there was a traitor in your sect back then, who went to the god sect to become the leader, and later attacked the mountain gate, almost exterminating the sect, and finally the successor leader surrendered and begged for mercy, and promised to seal the mountain. The Xuanyue Yuxu Palace that escaped the catastrophe?"

Yuzan was startled, "Phew! This is a secret from that year! How did you know that! I hate it!"

Of course I know, at least the memory of the previous life, Xie Luoshan is also a Taoist giant, and the ranking of the nine Taoist sects is quite high. Fortunately, other sects were also busy besieging Luojiao at that time, and had no time to take advantage of Xie Luoshan, but they were relieved, and there was no extermination of the sect like a certain sword sect.

Zheng Zetian doubted, "Your master's dignified Chuanjun, instead of staying in the sect to guard the mountain, came to take refuge in Mozhu Mountain?"

Hosta said angrily,

"Hey! I've endured you for a long time! You've been making provocative words on purpose, trying to attract my attention. It doesn't matter. After all, you are also a boy of this age, but you are not allowed to speak ill of my master!

She went to Ganzhou to help in the battle. She was injured by the Demon Cult during the sword fight, and the evil spirit penetrated deep into her heart. Then she was sent to Black Bamboo Mountain for treatment and recuperation. I came here specially to take care of her. "

So, this jade hairpin is poor, is it because the master was seriously injured and neglected to teach?Well, it may be that my aptitude is indeed a bit poor, so I can't teach it.

But Zheng Zetian was also a little strange, did he really come to Mozhu Mountain for treatment?Isn't it the company's bait?
"Then what does she want me to do?"

Yuzan couldn't recognize her anymore, so she pinched him, "How do I know! I told you that I sent a telegram to lead the way, and I will drag you tonight to tell your sheep to go faster! Look at it Go eat that grass!"

Zheng Zetian was helpless, "That's why I told you to hang on and don't fall when you run."

"I'm sick of you!"

Even though Yuhan said so, she still took out a veiled hat covered with a scarf and put it on, leaned over, put her hands on Zheng Zetian's shoulders to support her,

"That's good! You think I'm funny when you get close, it's really annoying! Let's go!"

So Yuzan pointed to lead the way, Zheng Zetian trotted on the soil mole, crossed the river, crossed the forest, left the enchantment of Tianyu Mountain, and came to the outside of the mountain.

The moonlight outside the mountain is bright, and there is a purple curtain between the sky and the earth. If you stretch out your bare hands under the moonlight, you will feel that your skin is scorched by the moonfire, and your blood will be transpired. Like going out.

Fortunately, the bamboo talismans of Mozhushan disciples and the waist badges of foreign students all have talisman seals, which can withstand the moonlight in a short period of time, and the transformation of Taisu Realm has not yet reached its peak. As long as you don’t look up at the moon yourself, Fleeing to the shade of the trees, under the cover of the eaves, there is probably nothing wrong.

The place of invitation was indeed not far from Tianyu Mountain, and soon the soil fell outside the Zuntian Magic Altar on a mountain top.

Yuhan put on the veiled hat tightly, jumped to the shade of a tree to hide as soon as it landed, and waved to Zheng Zetian,

"Go on your own. Master practices here every night. I haven't received the true instruction yet, so I can't go in."

Zheng Zetian nodded, "Look at my sheep, don't lose it."

"Hmph, who cares about your sheep... Hey! Don't nibble on my skirt! It's not grass!"

It doesn't want to eat 'grass', why do you have such a heavy body odor...

So Zheng Zetian walked into the magic circle, if the virtual moon outside was like a high-hanging bright lamp, the moon in the circle was like a fire that was close at hand.Thick smoke and dust rushed towards his face, and his Taoist robe was blown like a gust of wind.

In the distance, two flickering green lights shone from the magic circle, passing through the miasma of evil spirits, as if to guide him.

So Zheng Zetian followed the guidance, stepped into the formation, and soon saw the intangible objects on the shrine.

Looking from a distance, it is a woman, with the open Taoist robe on her shoulders, kneeling on the altar, unkempt, spreading her long black hair like a waterfall, covering her face and the naked torso of her front body.

The two green lights that led the way came from the eye sockets behind her hair, and the exposed hands and feet were pale, almost bloodless, as if a long-dead female corpse was placed on an altar for offering.

Zheng Zetian jishou said, "Zheng Zetian, a disciple of Mozhushan, I don't know what orders the real king has summoned."

Then the moonlight dimmed,

It was as if someone had turned off the light, and the dark clouds covered the night sky, and the light quickly dissipated, only the pale woman on the altar of the demon, whose color became grayer and grayer, the grayness of old age and death, almost burning on the retina of the person.

Then a hand slowly stretched out from the woman's groin, brushing aside the long hair covering her body.Faintly, one can see the other side of the waterfall-like long hair. The human body has been ripped open with a huge wound, and the inside is mixed together like paint, pale skin, black-red internal organs, pale yellow Mixed colors of fat.

And that hand was wet and translucent, like jade-colored glass or fine white porcelain, slowly squeezed out from the blood, flesh and sebum of the internal organs, and slowly crawled towards Daozi.

The last piece of mutton fat jade carved like a 'bi man', climbed out of the female body completely, and then flashed, flashed, flashed, and moved in front of Daozi in the blink of an eye. Without an inch of hair, the whole body is like a jade carving, as exquisite and clear as a washed Xuannv jade statue. If you look closely, you can still see the meridians and the flowing alchemy in her body.

Zheng Zetian just watched her perform with a blank expression.

After all, on the top of this Biyu humanoid head, there are clearly several big red letters of 'company temporary worker', which is really hard to ignore, so that the atmosphere of the intangible ghost coming out of the world is affected.

"Fellow Daoist, don't be afraid, I am Yin Qinglan, a qi trainer of Yuxu Palace in Xuanyue Mountain, Xieluo Mountain, and the current acting lord of Yuxu Palace, Shenjun Yuanzhen is my father.

20 years ago, I went to Mount Taiyi with a Taoist friend from the Taoist sect to help in the battle. I was slapped by the guardian of the blood magic sect. The evil spirit hurt the lungs and invaded the bone marrow. I must reincarnate.

It's just that the preparations for the military solution were not yet ready, so I kept procrastinating. Every night, I had to use the Yuqing Yuxu Essence Kung Fu to get out of my body and cleanse my muscles, bones and skin fat, so that I could barely suppress the process of evil transformation. "

Zheng Zetian looked at the sebum left behind as if the other party had taken off his clothes, and then thought about the girl outside, he probably understood in his heart.

"Oh, that jade hairpin is the reincarnation container you prepared, right?"

Biren nodded, then shook his head,

"It's hard to find a high-grade Taoist fetus. Her aptitude is still not good after all, so she's not the best choice, so I've been raising her for so many years, but I'm still hesitant and want to find a better one. Today I finally found it.

Fellow Daoist, your talent is extraordinary, your understanding is extremely high, your bones are astonishing, and you are protected by the destiny.Please also give up your love and let me use this body. I, Yin Qinglan, would like to do three things for you. What about cause and effect? "

Zheng Zetian narrowed his eyes, thought for a while, and asked knowingly,

"It's only been a few days since I entered the mountain gate, how do you know that I have excellent aptitude."

The Bi people are also sincere,

"Although the Southern barbarian from Black Bamboo Mountain wanted money, he did his job after receiving the money. I offered a reward of 10 taels at the auction house for any information. As long as I can find the whereabouts of Yipin Daozi, I finally got it tonight.

Hehe, Fellow Daoist is my harvest of 10 taels.According to the information introduction, you still have the True Inheritance of Lei Fa?It's wonderful, such a Taoist body is rare in Xuanmen, so it must not be missed. "

Oh, it seems that they didn't tell you that I still have a heavenly book in my hand.

Zheng Zetian didn't panic, he still asked knowingly,

"As a disciple of Black Bamboo Mountain, if you dare to take my body, aren't you afraid of being blamed by the giant?"

The bi people of Xie Luoshan laughed loudly,

"Hahaha, Juzi? Your backer behind the scenes is the Juzi? It's no wonder that a mere Golden Core in Qingting Peak can be your teacher. Naturally, it's that insidious Juzi who is behind the scenes.

But you don't know yet, your giant is no longer alive!He has not revealed his real body for a year, because he has already flown into the sky!If you don’t believe me, then you can ask Juzi to come out to save you, hahaha! "

Are you so confident that the giant will not hit you in the face from the lower realm...

Ah, could it be that the 'last time' train, which finally went to Lijiazhuang, was actually to test the whereabouts of the giant?

Zheng Zetian frowned. Calculated in this way, although "this time" he stopped the other party's action, but Lu Qi himself is the guard of the railway, so there are plenty of opportunities.

And it's been half a month. I'm afraid that most of those who hide and infiltrate the Black Bamboo Mountain already know the fact that the giant is not in the mountain and has ascended to another world.

Although the other party probably didn't know about the existence of Juzi Xueshen's avatar, that avatar probably wasn't something that could be put on the table as a strategic deterrent.In this way, being surrounded by so many spies in and out of the mountains, it is not bad to be able to hide the matter of ascension for a year.

Biren suppressed his laughter, "Of course, our Taoist sect is fair and pays attention to cause and effect. This time, I robbed the Taoist body of a fellow Taoist and occupied your fate. Naturally, I will compensate you. Apart from the three promises, I Nature also helps you find your reincarnation body.

As for the jade hairpin outside, how about using her for you, she looks pretty good, so she won't treat you badly.

I think the teaching of the Spirit Controlling Sect is quite powerful. I tried it a little, and the effect is quite good.If you agree, the two of us can form a couple and double cultivation, be a couple of gods and gods, and support each other.

I can make a wish to the sky, make an oath, and help you achieve the position of a god-king, and I will never let you down, how about it? "

Zheng Zetian was expressionless,
"Xuanmen is indeed an example of the righteous way. After all the troops have been dismissed, what kind of rituals are there before the soldiers? But forget it, I also think her aptitude is too poor, and she still smells bad."

Biren shook his head and smiled wryly, "Fellow Daoist, why refuse, you can't escape this catastrophe today, and I don't want to take the risk of offending Mo Zhushan to kill you, but on the road of cultivation, there is no way to retreat, so I have to risk my life Just go for a chance."

Zheng Zetian shook his head and said,
"Fellow Daoist, I don't need to say much, I understand, this body's aptitude is against the sky, and it will be jealous of the sky, so how can I easily monopolize it?

Fellow Daoist is not the first to snatch it, and naturally he won't be the last. If there is any means, just use it. "

"Hehe, okay, it's good if you have this awareness, but don't worry, the method of military solution is inevitably dangerous, and the night is still long, just to be safe, let me prepare a magic circle..."

"Hey, how can I spend so much time with you as a temporary worker, come quickly."

Bi Ren smiled, thinking that this kid was going to be a hero when he was about to die, so he stopped talking nonsense, and raised his hand to grab it, but it was in vain!
"Temporary? What..."

Then I saw a bolt of lightning flashing past her!Straight towards the real body of the monk on the altar!

Naturally, Zheng Zetian's system started!Thunder overload!Hop on one leg!Full speed!Aiming at the real person's dharma body on the Taoist altar, 36 thunder beads were raised, the lightning flashed, and the thunder flashed, and he was ready to fight!
"Smelly brat! Ah——!!!"

Bi people turned into Bi ghosts in an instant!In an instant, the fairy-like shape disappeared, showing fangs and claws, like an enraged Yaksha!Howling and sprinting to catch up!He dodged in front of Zheng Zetian and knocked him away with a sweep of his arms!
"Ha! You dare to attack me first! Killing you like this is not my karma! Hahaha!"

The Bi ghost burst into laughter.

Zheng Zetian was beaten to somersaults, but he didn't suffer any injuries. After all, the opponent wanted to take away his Taoist body. If he was beaten to pieces, wouldn't it be a waste of effort.

Of course, Zheng Zetian didn't expect this surprise attack to be successful. After all, he had just overloaded and accelerated to escape in front of the flying sword during the day, and he had hidden injuries all over his body. Struggling in front of real people.but……

"Your Xuanmen is still like this. You have too many calculations, and you can't stop talking nonsense."

"what!"

Bi Gui reacted violently, but it was already too late. At the moment when he was hit flying, Zheng Zetian raised his hand and threw the shining 36 thunder beads, and flew out of the sky with a clatter, just in time to hit him. The corner of the seal formation of the Heavenly Demon was broken, and when the formation was shattered, the moonlight tilted down from the sky and sprinkled the ghosts all over.

"Ow, ooh—!"

The green-faced and long-toothed Bi ghost screamed, and the crystal clear jade body seemed to have suffered from some kind of plague, and when it was illuminated by the moonlight, a large area was scorched black!

"Ahhh-!"

The skin on the altar screamed, and the discarded sebum shook its head violently, almost breaking half of the spine by itself, turning the whole thing upside down, and from the wounds in the internal organs, hundreds of claws of arms came out!It seems that there are countless devils and evil spirits, who are about to rush out from the gap in the door opened by this body and descend!
"Ahhhhh! Brat! Do you think you are smart when you seek your own death! Anyway, I don't want that body anymore! If you are so eager to reincarnate, I will fulfill you!!"

Bi Gui roared, smashed half of his body corrupted by the moonlight with a punch, and rushed forward screaming,

"Bingjie Soul Seizing Dafa—!"

At this moment, the body of Biyu turned into a blue flame, screaming like a ghost and rushing towards Zheng Zetian!
So Zheng Zetian opened his mouth, the tongue coating the inner wall of the mouth and esophagus, and the dense golden talismans and blood talismans flickered, and swallowed the ghost and god who came to Xie Luoshan to seize the soul, and swallowed it in one gulp.

(End of this chapter)

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