Daozu is Cthulhu

"Uh... oh oh oh~~~"

Qin Jiu woke up in a burst of pain, opened his eyes and found himself hanging upside down among the pine branches, his clothes were torn, his whole body was unable to move, his whole body was throbbing like falling apart, and he couldn't help crying out.
"Oh... help, help... Damn old thing... Is it crazy, just throw me down like this... Woohoo, it hurts..."

"It's okay if you still know the pain, man, don't cry if you scratch your skin."

Qin Jiu squinted and saw the white thunder monkey ghost standing on the pine branch watching his joke.

"Yes, it's you! Monkey, big monkey! Please help me, I was thrown from the sky by an old lunatic!"

As a result, the monkey's face turned cold, "Hmph, you really have no brains, no eyesight, no manners, and you don't even have a hang-up. How can you walk in the rivers and lakes like this? Are you looking for death! Hang up for a few days and reflect on it!"

Qin Jiu was dumbfounded, "Don't, don't go! Monkey don't go! Help, help! Help!"

Qin Jiu desperately wanted to struggle, but the vines bound him tightly, as if his spine had been bent, and he couldn't exert any strength, so he could only howl and beg for mercy.
"I was wrong, I was wrong! Immortal Monkey! Monkey Immortal! Please save my life, I will go down the river to catch fish for you to eat?"

The monkey turned his face, picked up a pine cone and threw it on his head,
"You are stupid, do monkeys eat fish?"

Hearing that the other party hadn't left yet, Qin Jiu hurriedly shouted, "Why don't monkeys eat... oh, tell me what you want to eat, I, Qin Jiu, swear, as long as you save my life, Monkey Fairy, I will eat whatever you want Go get it for you!"

"Hmph, it's good if you know how to be submissive and tricky. Although you're stupid, you're not hopeless."

Although 'White Monkey' said so, he had no intention of releasing him at all, and threw a series of pine cones, hitting Qin Jiu's shoulder blades and heart, causing the boy to scream in pain.

"Ouch! Ouch! It hurts! It hurts! Spare me, spare my life, Monkey Immortal! Spare me... Hey! You can't stop you stinky monkey! I'll tell you that you can kill but not humiliate!"

"Hey, you still know that Shi Kesha can't be humiliated, have you read the book? How about I humiliate you? Come and bite me~~"

The 'White Monkey' seemed to be circling around Qin Jiu, as if deliberately torturing him, throwing pine cones from all directions, making Qin Jiu's whole body sore and hot, painful and numb, his back and shoulder blades rattling from the force There was a straight ring, and the essence and blood were hung upside down again, rushing backwards towards the orifices of the heaven and spirit.

"Hey, stinky monkey, don't be too arrogant! I, Qin Jiu, am a disciple of Mozhushan! My master, Qingyue Shenjun, is just to the left! Let him know that you, a monster, bully me and will never let you go!"

'White Monkey' still didn't stop, and sneered,

"Oh, Lord Qingyue, I'm so scared! Is that the old man who threw you from the sky? You call him old man, and you expect him to save you? You point to Master who has been by your side all along Save you? Then you scream and scream louder to see if he will come to rescue you?"

Qin Jiu saw that the dry mouth and tongue were useless when he shouted. The monkey seemed to be crazy and tossed himself, and the pine cones hit him so painfully that he had no choice but to give up begging for mercy. Tighten up, try to bear it with patience.

Although Qin Jiu has just joined the teacher's school and just learned the basics of Qi refining, he hasn't practiced any other foundation building skills, let alone infusing his whole body to increase the defense effect like the Tyrant Body Kung Fu.

But he found that the monkey was probably hurting himself intentionally. Every blow hit the same part of the body, and it hit the same place over and over again. The pain was excruciating, so he suffered three times, and he immediately remembered it physically. Knowing the attacking position and order of the pine cones, the only breath left is mobilized in advance to the position hit by the pine cones to resist the blow.

"what?"

'White Monkey' lost it for a while and saw the pine cones, but it seemed to be taken aback. It suddenly came up and put a finger on Qin Jiu's shoulder. The pain made him almost discouraged, but he still insisted on not screaming. His forehead was covered with cold sweat.

"You boy, there is something..."

Qin Jiu's lips trembled, he glared at Monkey's face, and turned his head away with a "hum".

"Hey, boy, you are angry, don't be angry, I will hit you ninety-nine 81 times, and after the beating is over, I will let you down if the qi is smooth. You just bear it, hey, I want to see how long you can hold it. hey-hey."

Qin Jiu rolled his eyes, and had no choice but to grit his teeth and accept it, while Li Fan smiled broadly.

Unexpectedly, I found a treasure.

Yes, he was actually not narrow-minded, deliberately torturing this kid Qin Jiu, but this guy's bones are really too bad, so I took this opportunity to help him break his bones, open up his whole body, and exercise his body to reshape him. If you become disabled, it will be the same if you pinch it with fairy chalcedony. It will be more convenient for you to practice in the future.

But unexpectedly, Qin Jiu does have such a bit of talent.Although the aptitude for cultivating immortals and practicing qi is only the qualifications of ordinary people, if it is not for the "resurrection of spirit qi" now, they may not even have a sense of qi.

But it seems to be because he has been fishing since he was a child, his skin is rough and his flesh is thick, and he has a bit of talent and understanding in martial arts.After only hitting it three times, he could accurately remember the order of Zhou Tian's energy orifices hit by the pine cone. Not only could he tighten his muscles in advance to avoid injury and shock, but he could also gather his breath in one place to reduce his own damage. And even the pure dao breath that Li Fan attached to the pine cone and Jingtian finger to help him open up the meridians was immediately absorbed by him and used as his own body-protecting dao breath!
This kid is a genius.

So Li Fan was very happy. In order not to make Qin Jiu feel complacent, he also secretly increased his strength on the pine cone. No matter how much Qin Jiu's Dao breath absorption was enhanced, he could always maintain the true qi that could break the boy's body with one blow. The pain was so intense that he gritted his teeth.

After beating like this one hundred and eight times, Qin Jiu finally couldn't bear it any longer, broke free from the branch of the vine man with a "heh", turned and jumped out from between the pine trees, ran away while turning his head and cursing.

"I'm counting 81 times! You're a dead monkey, you don't mean anything!"

Then "cracked" a pine branch was drawn to his mouth, and Qin Jiu fell over on his head, covered his mouth and groaned, his nose bleed wildly, and his lips were swollen.

Li Fan laughed hehehe, and clapped the pine branch in his palm,

"Just believe what other people say, and you won't know how you will die in the future. Stand up and don't cry."

Qin Jiu stood up with tears in his eyes, his mouth was swollen and he couldn't open it for a while, so he could only "Woooooo..."

"I told you not to cry!"

Li Fan flicked his hand and slapped Qin Jiu until the back of his hand swelled up.

"Ow!"

Qin Jiu was so painful that he almost jumped onto the tree, saying that it was because he had just landed on the tree trunk, and Li Fan cut off the trunk with a pine branch, stepped on the air and fell on his back.

"Woo...no, I don't know how to call this senior...how did Qin Jiu offend you..."

Unable to fight and unable to escape, Qin Jiu was also desperate now, so he fell on the ground and raised his head.

This time he saw clearly that the opposite was not an ape, but a human monk.Even though the leather jacket is completely white, if you look closely, there is a monkey face with dark purple eyes shining like a void, it really doesn't look like a 'human'.

"Don't, I can't afford to be a senior. I'm a monkey. Well, you can call me Mr. Ape."

Li Fan smiled and looked at Qin Jiu who was trembling and trembling,

"I, Mr. Ape, have been entrusted by your master Qingyue Shenjun to teach you how to get started."

Qin Jiu almost lost his temper, "You almost beat me to death, what kind of beginner skills are taught like this!"

Li Fan raised his hand and whipped, and the pine branch hit Qin Jiu's neck, causing him to turn 360 degrees in the air and fall to the ground. A large piece of skin on his neck was knocked off, dripping with blood.

But Qin Jiu didn't cry and scream anymore. It was so lifelike that he seemed to be beheaded face to face. The murderous blow completely stunned him.

The young man in ragged clothes, dripping blood, and pale lips lay quietly on the ground, as if he had been cut to death by a sword, staring blankly at the blue sky, forgetting to breathe for a moment.

"Beginners, of course, are life-saving skills."

Then Li Fan appeared in his field of vision, wiped off the pine leaves and bark and sawdust on the branch, leaving a clean and soft branch, and patted his face.

"You don't want to die, don't you? Don't you want to be in pain? I don't have the skills, can I do it?"

Qin Jiu stared at Li Fan for a while, gritted his teeth, wiped away his tears, and got up.

Li Fan nodded, "That's right, stand up and find a way to survive."

Well, to be honest, bullying kids is actually kind of fun.cough cough...

To be honest, Qin Jiu really has potential, not only that kind of martial arts comprehension, but also Li Fan is convinced that this young man is indeed the reincarnation of the blood baby golem, because when faced with his instant sword intent, he unexpectedly Didn't pee my pants, didn't collapse, and could still get up.

Children can be taught.

In contrast, the tribute here is much less exciting.

On the main body side, Li Qingyue, wearing a vermilion court dress, is holding a wat board and sitting on an ox cart, with Lizhou Mu's Chijie beside him, the guards in front clear the way, Jin Wu on both sides, and behind him are carts of tributes , Walk along the main street and enter Tianshiyuan.

In fact, the distance can be reached in the blink of an eye, but according to the rules and etiquette of the visit, Li Fan, as the envoy of Lizhou Mu, can only set off from Yuntai Peak with a frame and rely on it, and enter the customs on foot.

The foreign feudal vassals entering the court had to pass the festival with Da Honglu outside the city wall of the old imperial capital, and then they could enter Luo under the leadership of the minister of Honglu Temple. Under the escort of Jin Wuwei, they paraded around the Tianshiyuan along the street for three days. To show the majesty of Ziwei Xiangong Wanbang coming to court and setting the world.

In fact, many of these tribute equipment were rented from Honglu Temple in full, which is equivalent to borrowing them for a three-day parade and then returning them.But diplomatic matters, it’s just an image project for face, so that when you pay tribute and I reward you, there are names to make money from top to bottom, inside and outside, the palace grows face, and the common people can watch the fun , everyone is happy, it's the same as celebrating festivals, holding expositions, sports meets, etc. Everyone knows everything.

Although Li Fan just came to go through a process, he had long been distracted and focused on training Qin Jiu there, but at this time he was secretly observing the confidence of the fairy palace, and he had to admit that although the world gave him These ministers have made a mess, but Sanyuan is far from the time when his life will be exhausted and the building will collapse.

Sanyuan is still the most populous and most prosperous imperial capital in the Central Plains, or in this world.

Although the clan is weak, the vassal state is in chaos, and the people are struggling, the Sanyuan Immortal Clan is prosperous like never before.

Now that Zhenzhou is pacified, most of the wealth and population in the fertile land have been swallowed up by Sanyuan.The Tianbing Jiedu Envoy in Genzhou was happy, and he paid tribute earlier and surrendered. He took out a large amount of gold and silver in Hebei to buy the armaments of the Immortal Palace, so as to suppress and crusade the Jiedu Envoys everywhere.And the wars in Kunzhou continued endlessly, and most of the powerful families in Kunzhou fled to the pass with their wealth.

The Immortal Palace court lost its control over the Twelve Kingdoms due to the simultaneous use of large armies to fight the war. No one will be able to find out exactly who owns the resource territory that the Demon Cult took away from the Asgard.

As a result, there are fewer and fewer places in the world that Ziweiyuan's imperial edict can restrain, but the Taifu Mansion supported by the Sanyuan Immortal Clan has more and more troops, horses, money and food that can be mobilized.

It can be seen that the power of Asgard is not really weakened, it's just that this power has only been transferred from Ziweiyuan to other places.

And before the power of the three major factions is exhausted, I'm afraid there will still be some fighting.

But not to mention those far away, just how tense the situation in Sanyuan is now, Li Fan also felt it personally.

On the first day of the parade, seven people from the old Taoist sect of Guanghua God Realm ran to the side of the road to see him.There are so many monks in the Realm Realm and Golden Core Realm in Sanyuan, Gyeonggi Province, they are everywhere, and they are too numerous to count.

Well, that's not to say how handsome Li Fan is, ahem, although he is handsome, people don't come to see him because he is handsome, but come to see Qi for fortune-telling.To put it bluntly, people know that they will plot against you sooner or later, so they come to see the real person and memorize their spiritual sense, so that the calculation can be more accurate, huh...

Although it's unpleasant, but Li Fan is here to pay tribute, so you can't tell you to look at him just by glancing at him!Have you ever thought about robbery?

After all, after turning into a god, Qingyue Shenjun is also a well-known public figure in the world, and he can't kill people when he sees it like before, so Li Fan doesn't care, just watch it, just watch it if you like it.Then they stared back one by one, confronted their spiritual senses, and returned with a magic puppet from the Book of Heaven.

Well, these puppets are also the product of Li Fan's research on the blood baby puppets and the system Tianshu heart over the years. They are roughly equivalent to a heart demon who randomly packed a few words from the Taisu Dao Tianshu. When the catastrophe fails, the primordial spirit is greatly created, the mood collapses, and the reincarnation of the soldier is "the way is not going to go", the heavenly book puppet will be activated, and a section of the Taisu heavenly book will be released to help fellow Taoists change lanes and overtake.

Well, Li Fan really puts his heart into spreading Taisu Dao. Although this trick is not perfect, so that three out of seven people can see his hidden hand, but it is also a good intention, so you don't need to blow your beard. Thank him for staring.

In this way, the float parade was finally over on the first day. Li Fan also stared at a few old men and old ladies. His eyes were a little cross-eyed and dry before he returned to the envoy's annex for a temporary stay. He didn't even take a sip of tea. The butler of Taifu's mansion came to give gifts.

The steward was the one who gave the golden dragon hairpin that time, and this time it was delivered in a plate of ten, not to the Taifu's face but also to the money's face, so Li Fan summoned the person to meet and exchange greetings.

It turns out that the Tai Tuo is in poor health and is practicing in seclusion, and no one is seen. It is just that Mrs. Shouyang heard that Zhang Qianhu's friend came to Beijing, and worried that he would not be used to it, so she specially sent someone to bring some small money for daily expenses, and sent her to the capital. Invite him to live temporarily in Feigong, the mansion of the Zhang Clan in Gyeonggi, and teach the disciples of the Zhang family how to practice.

In fact, now Li Fan can also figure out that Zhang Qianhu Zhang Chongyang is actually the second son of the Taifu, Chongyang Township Marquis, Anxi General Sima Wen usually uses his identity in Jianghu.What about giving advice to the children of the Zhang family? I'm afraid he is going to give advice to the children of the Sima family.

Thinking back then, he was tight on cash and just grabbed some money to spend casually, but the duchess had great vision and courage to invest a lot of money. Now it is really hard to shirk.

Moreover, at this point in time, it is too sensitive to enter and exit the Taifu's mansion. Li Fan, representing Mozhushan, is also a little hesitant to end so early and get involved in the political vortex of Sanyuan. In the name of inviting friends to be guests and giving pointers to the children of the clan, it is really comprehensive and impeccable.

Seeing that not only the Taifu himself is scheming, Mrs. Shouyang and the two sons-in-law are both dragons and phoenixes, and this family is as shrewd as ghosts.Li Fan can only lament that Sima Clan, I'm afraid it's really destiny.