Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 453 Li Fan
"Li Fan! You bastard! What right do you have to sit with me!"

"Ugly! Sharp-billed monkey cheeks! It's so disgusting!"

"Kill this thunder monkey spirit!"

"Idiot who doesn't know how to praise!"

As soon as the screen turned, it turned from the cave to a Taoist palace academy.A group of Emei Taoist boys are playing football.

Well, 'Li Fan' is that 'ball'.

The sword fetus and Kun were floating in the air, looking at the 'Li Fan' in the previous life, who was beaten and rolled over with his head in his arms, and was beaten by a group of boys who had successfully established the foundation. Li kicked him out of the yard, beat him enough for a stick of incense, and beat him until he was unconscious, fell to the ground as if he was dead, and then he lifted his collar and threw him into the peach grove outside the south courtyard.

Then at sunset and sunrise, peach blossom petals fell all over the boy's swollen head, and 'Li Fan', whose face was swollen from a monkey to an orangutan, woke up from his coma, took a deep breath, and raised his eyes to see the sky. , stared for a while.He got up so violently that he limped around in the Taolin formation for a long time, finally found the gate of the South Courtyard, but when he walked in, he was blown out by a gust of wind and tumbled out again.

"Stubborn demon star, not doing business properly! You won't come to class for three days! Emei can't tolerate a scoundrel like you! If you don't want to do business properly, get the hell out of here!"

"..."

So Kun and Li Fan looked at this dirty, thunder monkey-like boy, were silent for a while, wiped off the snot and blood on his face, knelt down at the gate of the courtyard, and curled up into a small ball.

Kun, "Thunder Monkey is so miserable..."

Li Fan said, 'Hey, that's enough! '

Kun touched the sword tire on the top of his head with his fins to express his comfort.

But when the fin hit the blade, it was cut...

Kun rolled in pain.

Li Fan, "...don't spoil the atmosphere, hey..."

At this time, the sun and the moon were flying, and after kneeling for an unknown amount of time, Daoist Cangwu appeared in front of the boy.

"Okay, let's not take this as an example, Xuan Yunzi doesn't care about your absence for three days."

"...Master," 'Li Fan', whose nose was bruised and face swollen from the beating, and whose face was covered with dry nosebleeds, raised his head and asked with wide-eyed eyes, "Did you fuck their mother?"

"What fart!" Cang Wu rolled his eyes, "And don't call me Master! Let's talk about Yuanying!"

"Then they are so ruthless? If I hadn't been born with a rough skin and thick flesh, I would have been beaten to death by them! How can that old beast Xuan Yunzi have the face to say that he doesn't care? I can care about it! !"

'Li Fan' pulled back his robe violently, revealing the bruises and blood stains on his body,
"Look! This kick in the heart was kicked with great luck! This kick was almost kicked to death by Lao Tzu! The first rule of Emei is that we must never fight each other! Don't tell me about those old turtles! San didn’t know! Didn’t they just watch the whole process!?

This is unless there is some kind of monster who raped their mother and sealed it in my body for you, Master, causing them to think of the pain of losing their mother when they saw me!Otherwise, I will definitely not be able to accept this kind of treatment, crooked day! "

Cang Wu snorted coldly,
"If you have to ask why, those boys are not only descendants of famous families and descendants of aristocratic families who have practiced for a long time, but also each of them was selected by thousands of people. They are probably jealous of you, a Luo Jiao devil who came from a humble background. , I have the opportunity to cultivate by my side. In the future, if you really let you become a Nascent Soul, enter my Taoist sect, and get a word "Heaven", then you will really ascend to the sky in one step and become their master uncle.

As for the other principals, it may be that many people in the sect died at the hands of Luo Jiao in the past few years, and some of them were good teachers and brothers. Seeing you is particularly annoying.Do you hate it when you think about it?
But let me tell you, it has nothing to do with you, the world is like this, with big fists, if you bully you, you will be bullied, just because they will be happy by doing so, how can there be so many causes and effects!

But as long as you can't help it and fight back, if you hurt a single hair of them and see blood, a group of people will jump out, clamoring about the devil's nature is hard to change, breeding tigers as a plague, and getting rid of them quickly.

There is no reason, just because they are better than you, they don't like you, they can bully you.

The world is like this, if you want to find trouble with others, your breath is wrong. Even if I take a shot, it can protect you for a while, but it can't protect you for a lifetime. If you want to stay in Emei, you can only bear it by yourself. don't know! "

'Li Fan' rolled his eyes,

"Fuck, isn't Master? You told me to endure it? What about the promised three elders and the fourth patriarch? What about the promised partners of justice! I don't care about such blatant campus bullying. Does Emei have a future if it goes on like this? No! They didn’t spank my ass! They spanked your face, Master!”

Cang Wu also said angrily,

"What kind of shit! What nonsense are you talking about! Real gold is made through hard work, and breakthroughs through calamities are the most righteous way, do you understand!

I, Emei, forbid my disciples to fight swords. The aptitude of my disciples is already much lower than that of other fellow sects. Now that they fight with you, this is willing to be a doomed calamity on your path of cultivation, do you understand!

Tell me to help you get ahead in all the big things, what will you do if your teacher is not by your side in the future!People who really plan to kill you will pick me when I am by your side!

Imposing man, don't cry like a woman!When I was getting started in cultivation, I would hang up my brother and smoke for four hours every day!Where are you going?If you want to learn how to beat someone, you have to get beaten first!
Just a few foundation-building boys, you can't stand three punches and two kicks!I can't bear such a little bit of hardship, and if I meet a tougher and unreasonable guy in the future, I will cut you with a sword when I come up, wouldn't I just be out of my wits?Then what else to learn!What demon!What revenge! "

'Li Fan' was about to faint,
"Wow, what kind of fallacies are you relying on! Well, then, master, you gave me some secrets and magical skills to protect myself! They are now squatting in the small forest every day, beating me half to death, and I can't even enter the school. I can't read the characters until now. If you get one, when will you be able to break through the Nascent Soul! Master! If you want to train me, you have to give me a little bit of trouble, let’s add something!"

"So what if you can't get into the school! There are books everywhere in Jinding, and you can learn to read and write by yourself, and you can just figure it out slowly. Why do you have to teach it by hand! What's more, if the times change suddenly, the way of the predecessors will have no way out after all. Nothing to learn..."

Cang Wu groaned angrily, thought for a while, pulled Li Fan up with his hands, stuffed a notebook and a peach into Li Fan's arms,
"You want a secret book, don't you? Here, take this book. If you do any wrong questions in the future, or chant the mantra, you will write it down in the book. Review it three times a day, review the past and learn the new. This is the most correct way of practice. !"

"What a trough! Others cheated at the beginning of the game, and the gods and beasts gave away randomly! You just gave me a wrong question book, how can there be such a teacher..."

"Hmph! You haven't met someone who can't teach an apprentice. Let's go! Remember to come to morning class tomorrow!"

'Li Fan' groaned, stuffed the textbook in his heart, gnawed on a peach and followed Cang Wu into the forest.

Then time passed, the stars moved, and the picture changed again.

It is still the peach forest,
Two Emei disciples are practicing.

Of course it's not double cultivation, two boys who have completed the foundation establishment, double cultivation of wool.

It's a contest.

In other words, it was not a contest, but a one-sided fight.

'Li Fan' was bombarded by the wind of the palm, and he flew back and forth from the beating, but it was really rough and thick, and the peaches on the tree fell to the ground when he hit it. , and rushed up to work hard.

It's a pity that the strength of this 'Li Fan' is really very strong, he buckles and chops, and even the most basic palm that splits the wind and blocks the moon is used like a boxing fist, with erratic palm strength, breath leaking, and sometimes powerful , Sometimes he got angry, so without any suspense, he was beaten dizzy by the Taoist boy who was training with him, and he took another big move, circling, tied and banged on the tree trunk, unable to get up for a long time.

"Brother, I'm going back to make up lessons. Let's stop here today."

The Daotong threw three copper coins out of his arms with a look of contempt, and walked away.

'Li Fan' coughed, spat out his teeth with blood, rubbed his nose and picked up the copper coins on the ground.

Then a young Taoist nun floated up on the leaves of a peach tree, and looked coldly at the Taoist boy under the tree,
"I heard that there is a devil in the Southern Lower Courtyard. He has rough skin and thick flesh, and is particularly resistant to beatings. He volunteered to practice sparring with others. He only costs three pennies for a beating. Is it you?"

"...My name is Li Fan, and I am a disciple of Emei's Outer Sect."'Li Fan' squinted his eyes, and looked up at the young Taoist nun with a beautiful color on the peach branch, but a rather cold expression, "This teacher, Jindan I don't accept high-level business."

"Don't worry, I won't beat you to death, just practice your hands and let your breath out."

The Taoist sneered, grabbed a handful of Shengang money from her sleeve, and slopped it down.

'Li Fan' looked at Qian Yu falling in front of him, took a deep breath, and stretched out his index finger, "Don't slap your face."

Then he was punched in the face and flew out, and then his feet could barely touch the ground, and he was beaten in midair by the Taoist Ola Ola Ola for three seconds.

"Slut bitch bitch bitch!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Kun held his fins in his mouth and couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Li Fan was also speechless, of course he remembered who this nun was.No way...why does he still have such grievances with that Yang Ying...

After beating the human sandbag for a while, Yang Ying took a deep breath, controlled his emotions, straightened his clothes, and walked away with a flick of his sleeves.

'Li Fan' was swollen from a thunder monkey to a thunder monkey. He was paralyzed on the ground, unable to move, and almost fell into shock.

I don't know how long he slept, 'Li Fan' remembering the Emei Dao method to breathe out, the breath of heaven and earth breathed out from the nose, forming a circle of its own, assisting Mozi's body to gradually recover, eliminating the bruises and bruises all over his body, then he blinked, He wobbled up and got up, hiccupped, and produced a golden pill of Qiankun Yiqi!
"Damn it...it's been a calamity to form an alchemy?...Who was that eighth woman in Tema just now!? The money should be less!! I won't take revenge! I swear I won't be human!!"

Li Fan and Kun, '...'

"Hey, why are you still remembering these trivial things. Let me help you speed up."

The sudden sound frightened Kun so much that he was about to jump.

But a bloody hand tore open the void, grabbed Kun's tail, and dragged him violently into the void.

Numerous fragments of light, shadows and memories flash across quickly, the world changes, time flies, and the years fly by.

Li Fan's primordial spirit controlled the Taisha sword fetus, jumped up from Kun's forehead, twisted his sword backwards, and slashed straight at the blood hand pulse gate.

The bloody hand obviously also knew the power of the sword fetus, Jie Jie let go with a strange smile, and fled into the void to hide.

And Yuanshen Illusion also changed the camera, from Emei Golden Summit to Abyss Demon Realm.

The moon in the sky was as big as a wheel, shining bright purple light.

Obviously, this is not the world of Tai Chi anymore.

And 'Li Fan' fell to the ground with his head in a different place, his dilated pupils reflected the purple moonlight, and he died.

Hey, you are accelerating too much! ! !
But this smooth wound on the neck...is a flying sword...

Then a golden light fell from the void, and the man who appeared in the sword light was a tough guy with a resolute aura, sharp brows, and murderous intent. Of course, Li Fan had seen this man before.

Beichen Sword Ancestor No.17 Patriarch, Taishang Wuji, Xuantian Sword Ancestor.

Of course, it must not be me.

The time is not right, and this person is only in the realm of transforming gods, that face is clearly pinched out by the method of transformation of Taisu Tao.

But the incomparably surging Sun Sword Power was actually refined by the Sun Sword Sutra, and Li Fan also fell into confusion for a while.

Could it be that this person... is really Beichen Jianzong's own mountain, one of Xuantian's direct disciples?

Then who is this god who killed his previous life?Is it the same person as Wu Dao who killed his clone outside?
Is Senior Brother Yan really alive?
In confusion, the 'Xuantian' god took out a talisman from his sleeve, and with a casual move, the talisman paper was lit, and the soul of 'Li Fan' appeared in the curling smoke.

'Xuantian' said, "Cangwu's apprentice?"

'Li Fan' gestured his middle finger and mouthed 'beep beep beep'.

'Xuantian' didn't mind either, just nodded, "I am Xuantian Sword Ancestor, if there is an afterlife, please seek revenge from me."

Then he took out a porcelain bottle sealed with cloud seals, blew on the lantern foil, cut off the seal and the mouth of the bottle, exposing the deep red blood jade of the amber silk in the bottle, plugged the burning charm into the mouth of the bottle, and mixed the wine Shaking it roughly, he poured the mixed liquid in the bottle into the pool of "Li Fan"'s blood on the ground.

Then 'Xuantian' stared at the corpse for a while with his hands behind his back under the moonlight, "Don't pretend to be dead, get up quickly."

So the pool of blood came back to life, melted dry bloody hands, crawled into Li Fan's neck, pulled his head along, stuck it on the neck, and put it right, leaving only a circle around the laryngoscope. None of the red lines.

'Li Fan' rolled his eyes, and the whites of his pupils were covered with blood, as if a layer of red paint had been painted on his retina.Then he turned over and got up, opened his mouth and smiled towards 'Xuantian'.

'Xuantian' didn't look good towards him,

"Lu Ya, you won, now let's end this troubled world."

Then it seemed that someone pressed the pause button, and the golden sword power that flowed like fire stopped flowing all over 'Xuantian' in an instant, as if his whole body was burning in the flames.

And 'Li Fan', or should I say, 'Wisdom Dharma King Luya' cleared his throat in 'Yiyiyaya', turned his head, and smiled at Li Fan and Kun who were watching the show,

"Okay, don't read it, since then, he hasn't said a word of truth."

Li Fan, "This person is the seventh friend of Nangong?"who the hell is he'

Lu Ya smiled and said, "It's not obvious, Xuantian Sword Ancestor."

Li Fan, "... What do you mean by showing me these, because Xuantian killed me in the previous life, and you want to hit my Dao heart?"Or are you begging me to let you, a beggar, live? '

Lu Ya was still smiling, "Li Fan, although your mouth is too dirty to make people sick, but you have learned some skills after practicing in two lifetimes, and you are no longer the trash like a thunder monkey.

So let's join forces, just like before, don't we have a good time working together. "

Li Fan understood, '...Oh, you don't just want to turn against the guest and take my Taoist body.You also want me to be willing to fuse with you with the Gorefiend Dao body, to be your avatar Bloodfiend, and to give you all my comprehension, inheritance, luck, and system plug-ins?Are you out of your mind? ? '

Lu Ya circled Kun with his hands behind his back,
"After the fusion, we will be the same person. How can we separate each other? It's better than fighting with both of us and losing our souls, isn't it? What's more, there are still many Taoist princes and devils staring at us outside. If we join forces, there is no chance of winning!"

Li Fan wanted to roll his eyes, "Odds... Lu Zhihui, you have nowhere to go and you are still pretending to be stupid!"

Do you think the devils from Hengshan and Nangong are here to support you!For them, the best result is that 'Li Qingyue' will be seriously injured, and even die in this catastrophe!
Let me merge with you, continue to pretend to be 'Li Qingyue', just want to deceive the eyes of Cangwu and Guanzhu, escape from the palms of the four Taoist monarchs and ascend to heaven?Is this the odds your retarded mind came up with? ?Kun roll my eyes for me! '

Kun rolled his eyes.

Lu Ya nodded again and again, then grinned,
"Exactly, there is too much movement on the Gorefiend Dao, and there is no way to avoid it. Four Taoist monarchs are attracted to guard me outside, which is not a small number!

If you refuse to cooperate with me, even if you are destroyed, it will only be in the realm of transforming gods, so it is impossible to escape from this situation with only the ability of a mere god.so……

Didn't I have to transform into a god early, and just wait for you to help me, survive a catastrophe, realize the Tao, so as to have a chance of life. "

'Are you out of your mind?Wu... Fuck!you!You're thinking! '

Li Fan understood the opponent's plan.

The other party nodded, 'Li Fan''s skin and flesh melted into gore in an instant, and then he cut open his heart and lungs, dug out the heart of true yang, held it up in his hand, and scratched it to pieces!
"I'm not a human anymore."

(End of this chapter)