Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 447
Xianzun is a fat man.

Well, it's not really a surprise.They are the supreme beings in the world and rich in the world, can't they eat a few more pieces of fat?
As for the discrepancies with the portraits of the immortal gods of later generations, it is understandable. For the sake of the venerable, even if the face is really full of sores, who would dare to chisel it out, and knock it out for you?
What's more, Xianzun is not a face with acne and pockmarks, or purple beard and blue eyes, and a dragon-nosed and alligator-shaped face. If you look closely, your face is still that of a human face, but it is just smoothed, trimmed, and shrunk. After such a beautification, the facial features of the same person can still be recognized.

Moreover, the Immortal Venerable is also wearing heavy armor, holding a magic weapon, and standing on the general platform. That body looks like a mountain from a distance, and it weighs at least a few tons, and it can be easily supported. Obviously, it is not puffy.

It’s probably the same kind. When I was young, I had beautiful features, and when I was young, I used to look like a bright star. When I was young, I had a hunchback and a hunchback. After middle age, I have a beer belly and magical skills. Because the world can be destroyed with a snap of the finger, it’s not easy to just shoot and burn the excess. As a result, squatting on the throne for too long, the tonnage of the body gradually became plump and rich...

So the body of the immortal will also grow old and fat...

Li Fan suddenly thought of something and couldn't help shivering.

Wait, wait a minute!When he was cultivating in the Xu Yuanying himself, when he didn't have enough evil spirit, he would also lose weight, wouldn't he!And the other way around, right?

And in the future, the evil spirit in this world will only become more and more abundant!And now his various attacking skills have already dealt damage off the charts!What if in the future his realm is too high and he throws out a random skill, and if he misses it accidentally, the world will be destroyed!Isn't it also impossible to shoot casually!At that time, won't the excess energy become fat and accumulate!God!
'Li Fan's mood dropped a little'

Then a basketball flew back flapping its fins.

Kun, 'burp~~'

Kun——!You only ate one demon god and you became fat like this!

'Li Fan's mood dropped a little more'

Even Kun can't digest it, but it's okay, maybe the meat of the demon god is not easy to digest.Alas, it seems that sooner or later everyone is fat, or is on the road to become fat...

It's far away, in short, after killing the demon god in a flash, and showing the captain of the flying cavalry captain, it's the story of the tiger's body shaking, accepting the head and worshiping, and accepting him as the younger brother.

Li Fan probably explained the situation to the Martial God Li Gan of his own family. Hearing that tens of thousands of years have passed, the Immortal Venerable doesn't know where Ascension went, and the mecha doesn't insist on going back to Sanyuan to serve him, but this The guy also refused to follow Li Fan back to Mozhu Mountain, hanging on the shelf.

"My remnant soul is awakened, and the only way to stay awake is to keep fighting, otherwise I don't know when I will fall into a deep sleep."

"Why do you want to fight all the way to Sanyuan? You see that the meat sauce has blocked all the parts, so go back and fix it..."

Li Gan said, "It's okay, I just enjoy the feeling of bathing in flesh and blood! I was left with only a remnant soul, and I can't remember many things. I can only wake up when the blood river rushes forward! And there is no need to go back to the Central Plains , I sensed the murderous aura in the north, there must be a large army confronting each other not far away, please let the flying cavalry captain let me fight! It's worth it to be refreshed and lose your soul!"

"..."

Li Fan was speechless for a moment, but now that his hands were stained with blood, he could understand the hunger and thirst of sitting still for a long time and wanting to feel refreshed.It's not that he's inherently easy to kill, it's just like an Internet addiction attack...

However, the army gathered around Bianzhou may indeed use a warrior god to help out, and even if he ran away violently, it was also the Nangong family, so Li Fan agreed to the request of the mech, waved his sleeves, and took away a bunch of weapons Equip the beasts, go back to the Taiji Realm, and see what's going on with the border defense in the north.

As I said earlier, when the Black Bamboo Mountain was opening up wasteland, the Central Plains had slipped into the abyss of troubled times.

The biggest event in the world of cultivating immortals is naturally the civil strife in Emei, and the disciples of Nanshan Emei who were supported by Hengshan were attacked and wiped out by someone.But fools in this matter know that the water is relatively deep, and it is Emei and Hengshan. The level is too high, so the people who don't know the truth don't know the specific situation.

Because of this incident, the various sects of the various mountains and sects of Xuanmen made too much trouble, and they were afraid that their rash actions would attract attention and implicate themselves. Instead, the world of cultivating immortals was calm for a while, and there was no major action, as if the world of cultivating immortals had passed through a peaceful period again. It's like a day, but it's just an illusion.At least on Qiongqi Daozi's side, the daily opponents who snatch garbage have become stronger and stronger.Obviously, most of the authentic disciples of the three major sects have already left the mountain, and taking advantage of this chaotic opportunity, they went to the human world to compete for their fairy fate.

But the situation in the mortal world is actually more bloody. Genzhou Xingxin has blatantly played the banner of unifying Hebei and annexed the feudal towns on a large scale.On the land of Zhenzhou, the army of Sanyuan and the kings of the Xiao family were beaten to death, the traitor Hou Gu was caught in the middle and jumped left and right, hundreds of thousands of troops repeatedly circled around Lanling, Jiangling, these big cities competed and besieged the city at every turn The massacre caused countless casualties.The Xun Kingdom was also under the supervision of Hengshan Mountain and attacked the Luofeng Mountains at any cost. However, the Xun Kingdom was flooded and the foreign monsters were rampant, so it was impossible to tell the winner for a while.

Anyway, people are killing people every day, and the battle lines are changing every day, but the killing is bloody, but still no one can claim that they have won a phased victory.However, considering the number of deaths in the daily mansion newspaper, it has jumped from tens of thousands to tens of thousands. The main battlefield is about to enter the stage of decisive battle.

On Liguo's side, the monster slaughtered the village again, and it was relocated and split, and the fight would probably start soon.

Li Fan first arrived at the front line of Nanzhen, and met Wei Zhenren at the northern defense line of the main town.Sure enough, it was learned that the Nangong army stationed in Taohuashan on the opposite side was also dispatched. The army fortified the walls and cleared the fields, set up camps and villages, and dug trenches.

Taiwei Wang E had dispatched some elite soldiers to go out of the city to threaten the rear of the Nangong army, and went to confront them in person, but he did not dispatch the entire Liguo army from Nanzhen.

One is that Nanzhen's defense line is well prepared, and defense is always more beneficial than playing.

The second is the envoy of the Nangong family, who are still in Mozhu Mountain to agree on the list, procedures and details of the two sides' fighting methods before the battle, and have not yet agreed on the time and place of the battle.

Yes, Li Fan didn't understand at first either.

What?When fighting a war, we must first discuss the time and place of the meeting and the list of fighting methods? ?Is this a party? ? ?
Wei Zhenren was in charge of discipline, so he didn't know much about the military. The Wang Taiwei also went to the front line, but fortunately, Li Fan had an antique mecha with him and was familiar with this kind of rules. He probably asked to explain it.

This kind of "challenge" behavior is a kind of "ritual" among ancient princes.It is usually a way of resolving feuds and conflicts and competing interests among nobles in the Immortal Palace, and for a long time, between the rulers of the Twelve Kingdoms.

To put it more bluntly, it was about a fight, and after school, Xiao Shulin had a fight, calling the teacher not a man.When it was really beaten to the point of bloodshed and red eyes, don't go too far if it's Xiangong's own people, you still have to report to Sanyuan and ask the Immortal Emperor to mediate.Of course, if you are fighting with foreigners, you don't need to talk about such rules.

Moreover, this kind of fight is not only an appointment of time and place, but also an upright, line-up battle. Usually there is also a link of sword fighting to boost morale before the battle.In the world of immortals and demons, the single-handed battle before the battle is often the most important link. If you come up to the single-handed match, you can kill all the main generals, warriors, and national teachers of the enemy army. Naturally, you can reduce the number of killings , directly let the enemy surrender without a fight.

However, this ancient ritual has not been used for a long time.After all, the lords of the Twelve Kingdoms have been out of power for a long time, and the world is in chaos, and it is actually quite rare to have such a civilized style of fighting.But occasionally there are generals who will use them in front of the battle according to the actual situation on the battlefield. This is not without precedent.

In fact, this engagement was indeed proposed by the Nangong family.

Because the situation is also obvious, Bianzhou North Town organized a blood sacrifice formation for Wei Gao, and Nanzhen also hoarded hundreds of thousands of heavy troops, which is like an iron wall. No matter how stupid the Nangong family is, they are not so stupid that they have no backup. the point.What's more, there is still a non-war agreement between the three parties, and the Xun Kingdom has not yet finished fighting, so how can there be more troubles at this time.

Therefore, the object of the Nangong family's engagement this time is Wei Gao.

And the reason they are looking for is that Wei Gao did not get the canonization of the Immortal Palace, so he built a bloody tomb in private, did not get the imperial court's will, he built a high-wall magic circle, and did not get the permission of the state, so he recruited troops and changed the army on his own initiative. system.This is clearly an attempt to commit crimes and deliberate rebellion!

What's more, Wei Gao's grand formation damaged the border of Bianzhou and affected the feng shui of local people's ancestral houses in Taohua Mountain.What's more, it has corrupted the fate of the Twelve Kingdoms, and it is a demonic and cult behavior that is clearly exposed!
Therefore, the Nangong family expressed their plea for the people, collected a hundred and eighty mountain people who practiced in Peach Blossom Mountain, and signed their signatures to show that what they said was true. Gao, the black sheep in the imperial censor's platform, has also left the country's ruling and opposition parties in a bright and bright world.

As a result, more than 2 burly men in armor and strong will rushed forward to speak out righteously, punish rape and eliminate evil.It looks like if the court doesn't care about it, we will personally destroy this cult's general altar for the country...

Fuck, this group of people are quite good at making excuses, they are all inexplicable...

Mecha, "No! Privately setting up a shrine and enjoying blood sacrifices are cult behaviors that are prohibited by the order of the fairy palace! If the prohibition is not strictly prohibited, it will give those foreign demons, demons, heretics, and lonely ghosts a chance Multiplication, even to confuse people's hearts, and bring disaster to the world!"

Li Fan, "..."

Well, it seems to make sense, isn't it the same rhythm for demons and heretics...

Dean Wei of the Discipline Academy also said, "The temple master is still procrastinating. Yushitai has issued an order to reprimand Wei Gao to demolish the shrine, remove the blood array, and apologize to Taohuashan Sanxiu. But it seems that this is how to solve the Nangong family. They will not let it go, they will attack the city directly when they are ready, and will not wait for the emperor's imperial edict to mediate."

Li Fan shrugged, "Then what's the point of procrastinating? I'll go if the dean is inconvenient. No matter how many people he has, I'll take the lead and finish cutting all the way."

Zhenren Wei rolled his eyes, "Of course not. They didn't know that you would lead the battle, so they made it clear when they came up that those who were limited to the Golden Core realm should come out to fight swords. Not to mention that there are so many casual cultivators in Peach Blossom Mountain, Guangnangong Army There are thousands of Jindan realms, and there are only so many people in Beizhen, how can there be so many people to fight with him!"

Tsk, this matter is a bit troublesome.

Li Fan could be unreasonable and rush to kill the Nangong family.But considering the flies we met before, it is obvious that the Nangong family also secretly has a Taoist monarch, a Nangong devil son, and many demon gods as dark sons, who are arranged in the territory of Liguo.

Now that the Nangong family has a clue, sending troops is not a breach of the non-war agreement. If Li Fan directly helps, it will turn into a full-scale war between the two sides.The Nangong family probably had already made preparations, but all the people in Mozhu Mountain were trapped in the Hundred Thousand Mountains.

But he had to respond, because it was clear that this time, the other party was probing first.

Try Beizhen's strength, Nanzhen's preparation, and Mozhushan's response.

How to respond, how to fight back, how much strength to show, is the other party really trying, or is it for other purposes to attract attention, what kind of backhand, conspiracy, ambush...

From a chess piece to a chess player, Li Fan has to consider these things carefully, especially now that he is not alone, but Mo Shan's giant.You can't set up the table and kill all your opponents as happily as before...

But 'Li Qingyue' can't, but 'Li Yaoshi' can!And the mecha that runs away can also do it!Hey!

"Li Qiwei, in fact, this Nangong family is so, so and so..."

"What a god! How courageous! How dare you rebel?! Rebel—thief—!!!"

Dean Wei narrowed his eyes, watching Li Fan take out a mechanism puppet wearing broken armor from his sleeve, whispered for a while, and then the puppet ran away violently, snatching the halberd from the guard's hand, squeaking all the way, It rattled and headed north.

"... Li Shanzhu, it's easy to be counted by people so blatantly letting go of puppets..."

"Ah, it's okay, it's not mine..."

Then Dean Wei took out a black gourd from his sleeve, pulled out the plug, and recited the incantation silently. The dark clouds in the gourd gushed out like the exhaust of a locomotive, filled the sky, covered the sky and the sun, and soon overwhelmed the clouds to cover the magic soldiers The top of the head, not only concealed its whereabouts in the blink of an eye, but also became completely dark, as if you couldn't see your fingers as if it was late at night.

"Hiss...wonderful, Dean, I don't know if this spell that conceals the secrets of heaven can be..."

Master Wei patted the gourd to clear the dark clouds inside, then turned the bottom of the gourd over to show Li Fan,

"This is a magic weapon for secret refinement. The 'Zhoutian' in the gourd was refined by me using the alchemy method. It will be less if you use it once. Lord Li Shan remembers this talisman, and when you use it, you can control the appearance of the sky."

Li Fan glanced at it, nodded and said, "So that's it, I will, thank you Dean for teaching the Fa."

So he cast a spell on the spot, wrapped himself in a cloud of dark clouds, soared into the sky, and followed the mecha to protect him secretly. After putting on the suits, Li Fan suddenly had a flash of inspiration and realized that he could go further.

So he recalled the Dao method of "Blood Demon Dao Body", Li Fan cut open his wrist, cut open his heart and lungs, took out the heart, and forced the blood out of the body, directly using the heart as the core, using the Dao Body method, blood Refined into a blood demon dao body!
Looking at the body shape and appearance of this Dao body, it is no different from the body, just like a fresh blood man who has just been skinned. Li Fan also has the heart to try this so-called the first mystery of the gods and gods. What a difference!
Immediately, he threw the sacred suit in his hand to the avatar to dress up. His face turned black, his evil spirit surged, and he was wrapped in heavenly clothes. In the dark clouds of the sky, it is almost impossible to tell.

So "Blood Demon Li Pharmacist" wrapped up the god's blood clothes, held the blood sword, and drove the black cloud to chase the magic soldiers, and flew to the Nangong barracks.

(End of this chapter)