Daozu is Cthulhu

Chapter 18
Li Fan found a seat in the corner of the lobby and poured himself a bowl of Lei Shan. The wine was slightly cloudy and slightly yellowish residue. It smelled quite heavy, and it looked like Daqu wine. It's really not the same as what's here in Mozhu Mountain.

When I took a sip, I felt spicy and thorny in the mouth, numb like being hit by lightning, and the tongue coating felt thick and bitter as soon as I swallowed it. When he got up, he was choking his nose.

'Li Fan's mood rose a little bit. '

No, you can add some to the system so bad?Kun you try it.

Li Fan grabbed Kun and poured the remaining wine in the bowl into it.

Kun's eyeballs bulged, and he slapped his fins and spat out.

You see, even Kun doesn't think it's good to drink.

Then Li Fan glanced into the wine jar, and saw a three-inch sharp edge, shining silver, as thin as a cicada's wing, like the broken blade of a sword, and like the light feather of a lonely bird, like a silver fish, like a cicada's wing. Bamboo leaves are swimming slowly in that jar of wine.

Xuantian Jianyi seemed to be really drunk, wantonly indulging in this small square inch, like the muddy wine song of the human world.

Perhaps it is thinking, how can the genius, the clear sword heart, and the unparalleled sword immortal in the world get to the point of today's extinct family, the sword is broken, and the person is under the fence.Or what the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth, what sect inheritance, what kind of grievances and hatreds, it doesn't remember.

It's just a simple memory, recalling those years when the young man galloped under the sunset, recalling those years when he came with a sword, and the youth passed away along the way.

Alcohol is not intoxicating, people are self-intoxicating...

Li Fan turned his head back, and did not bother Xuantian Jianyi to do the SPA in the wine room.

Now he realizes more and more that mental health is really important, especially for these anti-social personality and mentally ill Sword Immortals.It is not a loss to spend a month's salary to add a little mood to Xuantian Jianyi.

Feeling that there was half the money left by Xuanbao in his arms, Li Fan beckoned, and asked his buddy for a bowl of rice wine and a plate of peanuts.Bored enough to use the method of Chimai Boy, he gathered his eyes to watch the travelers coming and going between the inn.

Some are merchants, some are warriors, some are Qi practitioners, some are mortals, some are from the Central Plains, and some are indigenous peoples from other regions.There are all kinds of things, all kinds, but they all have one thing in common, they are all people.

people.

What the hell is a human being, is the 'material' Xuantian Jianyi still human? Is the 'non-object' fairy Wangshu considered a human again?Is Li Fan, who has passed through this body, a human?To what extent does it have to change to be considered 'inhuman'?

Li Fan himself didn't understand these mysterious and mysterious truths, and he didn't think about it either. In his last life, he had hardly done any deep philosophical thinking, except that he quite agreed with a certain sentence of Mr. Ji Xianlin.

Therefore, the speculation between the human and the non-human only flashed through his mind, almost without stopping, Li Fan's brain was instantly drawn back to those more interesting places by his sight.

"If you want two rooms, cut some mutton, and have two plates of big naan, you don't need alcohol, can you have Babao tea?"

Hearing the sound before seeing anyone, Li Fan looked for the sound, and saw a foreign girl in a yellow shirt and felt hat, bound in horse leather, with feathers on the top, a long braid hanging down her shoulders, and a golden knife tied to her waist.There were also two guards in white clothes with their heads wrapped around their heads, who were negotiating with the shopkeeper in Central Plains dialect with a little curly tongue.

"There is no Babao tea, but there is barley tea." The shopkeeper is also well-informed, so you can see where it came from by looking at the dress.

"Then bring two pots. You go and salute first, then come down to eat."

The girl took out a few blood baht money to pay the bill, and while instructing the entourage, she turned around and untied the dust-proof blue veil.

What this is called, the oriole speaks outside the blue screen window, the sound is like a melancholy Spring Festival Gala, the bright eyes and teeth are as white as snow, and the autumn waves are as clear as stars.The graceful reflection of the clouds, the wind prevails over the spring, the bright and incoherent, and the stern demeanor is even more touching.

Li Fan's eyes were about to pop out like Kun.

'Li Fan's mood improved by 1 point'

Ouch~~ This is really good, Li Fan's eyes swept away, and it was fair to give this contestant a score of 85. Let me give a comment. This girl has a high nose and deep eyes, and her bones are larger than those of her peers in the Central Plains. She is obviously a mixed race. , At this moment, the body is still a little thin, and it has not grown yet. Now it is a bit too much to say that she is stunning. It can only be said that the little girl looks quite beautiful.It's probably still a few years away from the peak of appearance.But as long as it doesn't grow crooked, it's at least 95.

What?Would you like to comment on Fuling and Fairy Wangshu?
Well... I have to say something, if Poria is without makeup, 78 can't be higher. Dress up and squeeze and hold on, and you can barely touch the threshold of 90.

Real Wang Shu also has 80 plus points in appearance, plus 5 points for her long legs, but it's a pity that she can be directly reduced to a negative number when she transforms...

No way, Teacher Li Fan's standards are so strict!

Cough, cough, joking, Li Fan is purely appreciating beauty, and hereby declares that there is absolutely no intention to objectify women in a vulgar manner.

So I have seen it, and Li Fan is also eye-catching, but I didn't think about going up to pick up a girl, taking out Zhu Guo and dividing it in two, and Kun and you half and I have to eat half.

It turned out that today might be Li Fan's lucky day. Before Zhu Guo had eaten half of it, there was another commotion from the door of the inn.

Turning his head to look, he saw two men and a woman rushing into the inn, almost knocking over the caravan lined up in front.Those businessmen were still thinking about theories, but they saw that one of the men was seriously injured. The bloodstained wounds on the bandages around his waist were cracked, and the men and women who supported the wounded were all red-eyed. When they got up, they all had martial arts skills, and they didn't look like they were easy to provoke.

"Showcase! I want a room! Jinchuang Medicine and Blood Tonic Pill! Another pot of hot water!"

The woman's face was pale, and she was completely panicked. She was still half-supporting the wounded, and the man with the big Pu Dao tied on his back said.

"Several chivalrous men, this shop is a small business, it's better for your friend to send it to the hospital..." The shopkeeper also insisted.

"What are you talking about!" The man with the knife on his back glared at him, opened his arms, his big chest muscles bulged, and he was about to spray people.

On the contrary, the injured man forced a smile, "Finth brother, don't be in a hurry, my life is hard. The shopkeeper, I fell off the horse and scratched my skin. It's not a big deal. Just give me a rest in the stables. I'm relieved. Mother Xuan, Mother Xuan! Give me the money!"

"Ah, well, Shiro, what do you think? It really doesn't matter."

The lady Xuan was called to her senses before she came back to her senses, and in a hurry, she actually turned over and took out a piece of horseshoe gold the size of a slap.

The shopkeeper also glared at him, and immediately cupped his hands, "The chivalrous man has already said that, they are all guests from afar. There is no reason to live in a stable. Please come with me when you go to the house, and the man serves wine!"

It is not uncommon for such an episode to come to a place like the Dragon Gate Inn, but there are quite a few people in the inn, including Li Fan, with their eyes dripping and following the three people behind the shopkeeper.

Of course, the main thing is to see the young woman called Xuan Niang, and it is not ruled out that some people will look at the big chest muscles of the fifth brother.

Purely in terms of appearance, this lady is not necessarily much prettier than the mixed-race girl just now.When I asked Li Fan to comment, I got about 80 points.The typical egg-shaped face of the ancient times, with three courtyards and five eyes, a dignified face, young hair, buns and eyebrows, pale complexion, and at the same time thinking about Shiro at the moment, his eyes were full of panic, biting his cherry lips, and looking The sadness is quite pitiful, and it may vary from person to person, and the score can be slightly higher.

But the rare thing is that this girl has a great figure.

It's really amazing, even if she's tightly wrapped, she's still in the martial arts world. She's wearing tight-fitting training clothes, not covered by a skirt, which makes her tall and slender. The legs are long, curvy and graceful.The nine-headed body that is completely supermodel level, walks like a goddess strolling, and a fragrant sweat floats past, hooking the necks of passers-by.

The victory lies in being mature and beautiful. She is still a first-time wife, budding, fertile and attractive, and the fat is fat in the right place, distributed just right, and does not appear bloated and superfluous.

'Li Fan's mood has greatly improved by 1 point'

Kun patted him.

'Kun said to throw some peanuts to eat'

I'm annoying you!Eat, eat, eat!

Li Fan threw away all the plates and sent Kun to chase the peanuts to eat.Turning her head and looking again, that Xuanniang had followed Shiro and the fifth brother to the elegant room upstairs.

What a pity... But the cat walk up the stairs just now, that hip bone, tsk tsk, adding 10 points to this figure is totally fine...

Whoa, whoa, whoa!Don't get me wrong!Li Fan's focus is not on the figure of a young woman!I just wanted to observe the strength of these people in the martial arts. After all, the mother Xuan wrapped her body so tightly, the horseshoe gold must have been taken out from the storage jade, so he stared three inches below the navel, wanting to see See what level of Qi training the other party has...

Of course, you can't see it by looking at it, you have to touch it...cough, cough!Think about it, think about it...

I drank some rice wine and pondered it for a while, but when I was still in the mood, the door of the inn became noisy again.

kindness?What a beauty this time!Let Master Dao come and taste it!
Li Fan immediately turned his head excitedly, and then at a glance, he saw a skin better than snow, rouge blush, thrush with powder, crescent eyebrows, and gentle eyes... a man!
"Pfft! Cough cough cough cough!" Li Fan almost choked to death.

"Huh? Humph!" The smeared 'man' swept his eyes, and the diners in the hall kept their voices down and didn't dare to look at him, so they didn't care much, patted the counter with a hand, and said with a sharp voice, "The shopkeeper Yes! Stay in the shop!"

"Come here, my lord has been waiting for a long time." The shopkeeper hurriedly came out of the backstage. When he saw this 'man', he looked at the eight men behind him wearing bamboo hats and capes on their shoulders, bowing their heads and bowing their heads like wolf dogs. With a knife guard, I also know where this person came from, "Father-in-law, you ordered..."

The eunuch was also polite and ordered, "Clear out the second floor! I'll take care of the room!"

"Ah this... yes yes yes! The little ones will be cleared out immediately! Father-in-law, wait a moment, buddy! Good tea! Good wine!" The shopkeeper was stared at by the eunuch, and immediately jumped upstairs.

The guy nodded and bowed, and ran to apologize to the diners in the lobby. Those merchants had just been preempted by the two men and one woman warriors, and they had to change the table before they could settle down, which was also unfortunate.

But those who came out to do business, of course, did not want to cause such trouble, so they offered their seats to make room for the eunuch and the guards to drink.

While coughing, Li Fan looked at the group from a fresh perspective.

Needless to say, the guards have big shoulders and round waists, all under the cloak are military uniforms, the chain armor in the sleeves is exposed when they raise their hands and feet, and the knuckles are thick and full of calluses. A master of hegemony exercises.

And the eunuch is not simple. The string of jade pendants around his waist is a storage jade pendant. Maybe he was on his way just now. During this breath, the hair and skin all over his body were full of white air, and he twisted his head and sucked it back into his abdomen. , it is clear that there is also a tempered qi.

Li Fan took another look. He had never seen a living eunuch. Although in film and television works, this type of occupation is usually the villain and clown, but to tell the truth, the eunuch in front of him is actually very good, with good facial features. He is quite handsome, not the kind of intersex that can be seen at a glance.And she just painted female makeup. At first glance, it was similar to the stars Li Fan had seen in advertisements in her previous life, so that Li Fan didn't react at once... After all, who is a serious man who wears lipstick...

"Is it in the Autumn Palace? How can you come to such a remote place to show off your power..."

"Shut up, don't cause trouble at this time."

The unlucky merchants moved to the next table and were also talking in a low voice. Li Fan glanced at them subconsciously, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.But he couldn't figure it out for a while, so he couldn't help turning his head to look at them again.

As a result, this action was too big, and the leader of the other party noticed it and glanced at it.The leader was a bearded man, wearing a square crown and a long robe. He nodded to Li Fan with a smile, knocked on the table, and the other businessmen stopped chatting.

Li Fan retracted his gaze and pretended to be nothing, but in fact the sweat on his back had already seeped out.

Gan, I know that the name of Longmen Inn is not auspicious, and it seems that these people are not right!

Although I wasn't sure, the businessman leader showed his hand when he knocked on the table, and Li Fan could see clearly that there were calluses on the left side of the tiger's mouth and forefinger. Maybe it was a common sword.And that beard is fake too!There are also five or six people in this line, so I'm afraid it's not for any good reason!
Kun!Kun!If the momentum is not right, we have to withdraw first!Whoa, where did it go!
Li Fan shrunk under the table and looked around, but he couldn't find Kun, but the guy led a few people over.

"Little master, I'm sorry there are so many people today. Later, there will be Wu Wei from the mountain patrol who will come to have dinner. Will these people make a table with you?"

It was the mixed-race girl and her two followers who were brought over by the man.

Li Fan picked up the wine jar and said, "It's not in the way, it's not in the way, I just finished eating, I'll go now."

"Thank you." The mixed-race girl put on the blue gauze again and nodded her thanks to Li Fan.

Li Fan only smiled at her and didn't talk much.If you want to say that this foreign girl came to travel through the Buzhou Mountain with two guards, he would not believe it.It's okay to look at it, but don't get caught up in it.

As a result, Kun hadn't been found yet. Li Fan looked at the two men and one woman just now, and actually followed the boss downstairs. People like them didn't seem to want to provoke the people in the palace.I was about to change to the standard room downstairs.

Also at this time, the door of the inn was slammed again! 'Have to be kicked away.

"Lao Tzu's! Lou Guan Yaodao! Mu Long has come to Buzhou Mountain! Almost scared Lao Tzu to pee!"

"Hahaha, Chief Ji, you screamed so loudly just now!"

"Bullshit! Don't you scream! The shopkeeper! Serve the wine and meat! Suppress the brothers!"

Twenty or so military men in armor and piercing made a lot of noise, their voices were as loud as gongs, and they shouted and shouted. Like to show off his martial arts.

A bearded bald head took the lead, holding the iron helmet with golden pheasant feathers in his arms, wiping the sweat on his bald head and roaring, "The shopkeeper, bring some iced rice wine to quench your thirst..."

The head of the halberd looked up sharply and was looking at Xuan Niang who was walking down the stairs. She was probably helping to change Shiro's dressing just now. Her clothes were wet with hot water, and she was showing that she was tightly wrapped. With her exquisite figure, the flesh color of her thighs is completely visible.

So much so that the bald head can't help but touch the sweat on his hand to his beard, "Wow~~"

The soldiers and men also came over to look at it, puffing out their nostrils and exhaling.

Well, what are you talking about, these days, Hongyan is a disaster...

Xuan Niang blushed, covering her chest and turning sideways.The fifth brother stood up to block her, puffing out his big pectoral muscles and roaring.

"What are you looking at, you dog official!"

"En?" The eunuch turned his head and glared at the fifth brother...and swallowed...

Li Fan, "..."

"The halberd is long! The halberd is long!" The shopkeeper smiled awkwardly and came up to stop the bald head, "This guest was injured on horseback, you give me face..."

"The horse fell?" The bald head directly took his eyes back from Xuanniang's thigh and swept the wound of Shiro, "Fart! It was clearly cut by someone! I think you are clearly horse bandits! Handcuff me back!"

(End of this chapter)