Doomsday rat

Chapter 30
"...Hey, my brother and uncle, I understand what you're saying, I just escaped from the dead, and I didn't have any injuries other than urinating my pants... Are hemorrhoids considered? !" The black knight was not idle, neither was his hands idle, he took off his helmet, but did not dare to move his legs.

"Take it off and take a look!" To talk about his current mood, Hong Tao really wanted to go up and give him a big hug.But reason told him that even if his uncle came, he had to check his identity first.You like to say that chicken thieves are cold-blooded, no negotiation!

"...It's a bit too rude, is it appropriate to be in front of a lady?" The black knight was about to cry, but apart from protesting with his mouth, he really didn't dare to take half a step with his legs.Of course, I don't want to take off my clothes on the street. I just saw the early autumn, so I should be able to avoid it now.

"Take off quickly, don't talk nonsense, I agree for her!" Hong Tao replaced it without waiting for Chu Qiu to express.

"...You're not a goddamn thing!" The black knight had no choice but to open the zipper to take off his motorcycle suit, and he had to raise his hands and slowly turn around until he had a pair of underwear left.

"Come here, come in quickly... Oh, leave the car alone, no one steals it! In early autumn, do you remember who has hot water? Zhang Ke, go get a bottle of Coke, it's cold!"

Hong Tao looked at it carefully. He was more serious than looking at female models. He didn't give the steel crossbow to Chuqiu until he felt that there was no problem. He took a few steps forward and hugged the Black Knight and walked into the yard.

"...I, I... I don't want to fucking live anymore... woo woo woo..." To Hong Tao's surprise, the black knight hugged his shoulders and started crying before he reached the gate of the courtyard.

It is said that women are pitiful when they cry, but in fact, if a man really lets go of crying, then it is called a desolation. The more than 30-year-old man stood up straighter than Hong Tao, but his whole body was shaking from crying, and he couldn't breathe well.

"Come on...Come on, sit down and cry slowly, while pumping and crying..." Hong Tao got the Black Knight into the yard half-holding and half-carrying. Two cigarettes are stuck in one's mouth.

"Suck and slip... sigh... hu... gudong, gudong... You've had a good life, and it's still ice-cold!"

However, when men cry, they cry, usually for a short time, but the process is more intense.The black knight stopped crying as soon as the cigarette burned halfway, no need to persuade him, he sniffed, took a puff of cigarettes, and sipped a few more sips of Coke, as if nothing was wrong, except that his eyes were still red.

"That's right, don't brag, as long as the earth is not destroyed, what's coming, brother, I also eat meat! Guess what will I do when the aliens come? I'm going to be a fucking gangster right away, bringing alien devils with me. Take over the Pentagon and the NATO Allied Headquarters! It's not a skill to save your life, you have to eat and drink well, right! Come on, tell me, why did you come here?"

In fact, Hong Tao was not completely relieved at this time, and his right hand kept touching the paratrooper knife on his thigh.As long as this grandson dared to make any changes, he would have to lie down within a second.

"...What the hell is this called! The night before was fine, but when I woke up, all Nima became a monster... There are dozens of people jumping off the building in my community, and my daughter-in-law also let me push it down. She fell to her death. She, she's still pregnant with my son, it's been more than six months... woo woo woo... our family is broken..."

Speaking of his origins, the black knight couldn't help crying again.This time, he was even more bold, his nose and tears flowed together, and the cigarette farts stuck to his lips, and he didn't know how to take it off.

"San'er, it's not your fault... Have you seen it at your parents' house?" Is it miserable?It's really miserable, should I sympathize, no effort...

Like Jiao San's experience, I don't know how many families all over the world have suffered. If there are too many miserable things and they reach the level of popularity, it is not miserable, and it should be called the norm.

That's right, it was the second-generation rich Jiao Qiao who came with Hong Tao ten years ago on a big motorcycle.He married Wang Xiaolan eight years ago, but they divorced again just over three years ago.

It's right to think about it, both of them are second-generation rich, and they are all treasures in the eyes of their parents.It's okay to play together, but married life is not about going to bars or nightclubs. It's impossible to always have fun. When encountering difficulties that need to be faced together, there must be compromise and mutual understanding.

Who can let the two let whom?Jiao San is not that temperament, and Wang Xiaolan doesn't seem to be that virtuous either.The consequence of no one letting anyone else is that the louder and louder the noise, the more ruthless the more talkative, and the more they broke up in the end.It's not their problem, it's a common problem for generations.

The year before the year before, he found another young girl to marry. The other party's family was not rich, but the couple could live together.As he got older, Jiao San gradually got rid of the nightclub life. In order to have his child, he quit smoking for half a year. He really had a son.

A few months ago, this guy called and said that when the child was born, Hong Tao would be the godfather and help with education.The standard is not high, it can catch up with the millet.Who would have thought that he was about to become a father, yet he would personally push his daughter-in-law and the fetus downstairs and fall to his death. This psychological burden would never be relieved for the rest of his life.

But Jiao San is not pure waste. He has a high-end gadget hidden in his home, called the Breathing Crossbow, which was dismantled into parts from the United States by the prodigals in the circle.At that time, the asking price was more than 40,000 RMB, and I asked Hong Tao if he wanted it.

Of course Hong Tao didn't want it. It only costs more than 2000 US dollars in the United States. If he wanted it, he could ask Liu Ruoshuang to buy it.That female Tyrannosaurus was still married to Han Li, and immigrated to the United States within two years. She said she was helping Han Li run a fitness club, but in fact she was running a career for the Liu family.If he had married her at that time, he would have done the same job.

Jiao San took a breathing crossbow from his apartment building and followed the fire ladder to the basement. He must have watched doomsday movies too, thinking that he was afraid of traffic jams when driving, so he simply rode a big motorcycle and went to his parents' house first.

As a result, he was hit again. Before entering the gate of the villa, he saw the old couple and the nanny wandering in the garden. When he saw his son coming back, not only did he not smile, but he also rushed over to bite.According to Jiao San, he really couldn't do anything, so he could only get on the car and run away.

But where to run?After thinking about it, I suddenly remembered that Liu Ruoshuang once said at a gathering before going abroad that if anyone encounters a problem and is helpless, he might as well ask Hong Tao.So he ran over again from the East Fifth Ring Road, and stopped by his buddy's house on the way to take a look. Don't ask, he certainly didn't see a living person.

"What if I mutate too?" After talking about this extremely unpleasant experience, Jiao San's mood also calmed down, and the two continued to chat while sitting under the ceiling.

"Then I'll shoot you old bastard with one arrow, and then shoot myself to death. What does it mean to live alone with her mother! See, I purposely left two of the sharpest arrows, one for you, I have one!"

To ask who hates Hong Tao the most, Jiao San must be one.After two marriages, Hong Tao took a group of bad friends in the circle to toss twice.Usually, there are no good words to meet, all kinds of sarcasm, and no face is spared.There is no hope if you move your mouth, and Jiao San is also ineffective, so you can only endure it.If Hong Tao turns into a zombie, this grandson Bao Qi will really take the opportunity to take revenge.

"Whoosh...pop...what about the other arrows?" Hong Tao picked up the breathing crossbow on the stone table, placed a triangular pyramid, aimed at the wooden basin under the wall of the south house and pulled the trigger lightly.The crossbow body shook slightly, at least nine rings!It's really a good thing, you get what you pay for, but unfortunately there are fewer finished crossbow arrows, and there are only two left.

"They've all shot zombies, killed a security guard in my basement, killed two gatekeepers in my parents' community, and killed a wanderer in my buddy's community. There are only six arrows in total... You can use this thing. Is it? It's so ugly!"

Hong Tao was playing with the breathing crossbow, and Jiao San was also thinking about the steel crossbow, shaking his head how he saw it.What kind of shit is this, the crossbow arms have rust on them, and the burrs on the crossbow body are not cleaned.

"Look, it's too far away, about 15 meters is no worse than your foreign stuff! Stretch...wow..."

Can two crossbows be compared?It really can't be compared, in any way.But Hong Tao never said that he was at a disadvantage.It was the same wooden basin. The aiming time was a little longer this time, but the effect was even more shocking. The bottom of the wooden basin was directly smashed by pure steel crossbow arrows.

(End of this chapter)