Dressed to be a grandmother

Chapter 59

"Mother, mother, ah, mother, take it easy, I'm wrong, my son is wrong, I'm confused... Mother, my mother, are you going to beat my son to death?" She twitched and screamed, but she didn't know that the more she screamed, the more angry her mother became.

"What kind of spoiled son, I don't want it anymore, it's better to have a dog than you, I'll kill you..." Shitou Niang was obviously angry.

Anyone who was scolded indiscriminately by his son could not be angry. Besides, the issue of disobedience was not a trivial matter in Niuluo Village, and it was impossible not to deal with it severely.

Xiao Shunzi froze in place, watching this scene, exclaimed in her heart, it's better for my mother, and she even picked 'death not pulling' for me.

To say that Little Stone knew that he had not given birth to a child, or that he was rolling around crying and crying that he was going to be tortured to death, and then his mother impatiently hit the head with the little broom she used to sweep beans in her hand.

Then he was stunned for a moment, and then he shouted even more pitifully, but his mother was obviously not used to him, she stepped forward and slapped him, stunned by the snoring, and then grabbed the thin back of his neck. ask.

Hearing this, he was immediately angry and funny, and poked Xiao Shishi's forehead fiercely.

"You're stupid, you've seen a man give birth to a child. Having a child is a woman's job."

Xiao Shishi nodded aggrievedly and agreed: "Yes, we also said it, but my aunt doesn't believe it, so she will let us have a baby."

"Don't talk nonsense, that's your misunderstanding. My aunt gave you pumpkin seeds, but she didn't let you have children." It's okay to eat pumpkin seeds to give birth to children.

"But my aunt said..."

Shitou Niang interrupted Xiao Shishi, she didn't need to listen to know, it was estimated that these boys were naughty and caused trouble, and the aunt just scare them casually.

Thinking of her son's return, she cried and wailed, and Shitou was angry and funny,

"Does your stomach still hurt?"

Xiao Shishi lowered his head and felt it for a while, and said somewhat uncertainly: "It doesn't seem to hurt anymore."

"That's not it!" She didn't need to think about it, she knew that it was probably because Xiao Shishi was afraid, and felt that he had a stomachache and wanted to have a child.

Shitou Niang rolled her eyes: "No wonder auntie is going to be angry, how can you be so stupid. Don't think about it, it's the blessing that auntie gave you, Sister Li, and it's easy for others to do it. Do you want to have children? You are so beautiful!"

Since she got married, she has never seen anyone in the village who is more stupid than his son. No, it's not his son alone, but also Xiao Shunzi. Shitou Niang couldn't help but wonder, who said that a solid child is smart. Well, these guys are obviously a little stupid!
Little Stone: "Having a baby is a life-and-death experience, how beautiful is it!" I haven't seen it before, but he has heard of it!

"It's not beautiful!" Shi Niang nodded, and then remembered what her son scolded her just now, and she was not angry, and said in her heart that I was in pain when I gave birth to you. also scold me.

So he turned around and drew a piece of firewood from the pile of firewood, and pointed at the small stone that was about to go away.

"You stop!"

"Hehe, mother..." Xiao Shishi grinned and tried to say something nice and act like a spoiled child.

"Mother? It's no use calling you ancestor!"

Shitou Niang pointed to the bench beside him, and gestured, "Get on your own."

The little stone was dawdling, and Shitou Niang got angry when she saw it: "Will you try again?"

When he heard that his mother's voice was wrong, Xiao Shitou didn't dare to linger any more, so he ran to the bench in a hurry, and before he got down, he didn't forget to change the position of the bench, and then lie down.

"Mother, ah, mother, my son is wrong, you should be gentle."

"Lighter?" Shito Niang raised the firewood in her hand: "I made you a dead child, you have no conscience, you also let me lighten..."

So there was a scene that Xiao Shunzi saw when he rushed over.

Xiaoshitou soon saw Xiaoshunzi. Although it was a bit embarrassing to be beaten in front of his friends, he thought about it, everyone was embarrassed together, and it was nothing to see him beaten.

Xiao Shunzi hesitated for a moment, then called out, "Auntie."

Shito Niang had seen Xiao Shunzi for a long time. Wen Yan tilted her head and glanced at him. She continued to pump her son's buttocks and asked half-jokingly, "Little Shunzi, how many have you had?"

"Auntie." When Xiao Shunzi heard this, she immediately blushed embarrassedly, and said embarrassedly: "Auntie, no, what, we misunderstood, I also went home and listened to my mother to know that we were just having a stomachache. ."

Grabbing his temples, Xiao Shunzi continued, "Auntie, don't make fun of us. We are still young, so it's normal to make jokes."

"Mother, ah, mother, please stop beating, you see Xiao Shunzi is here, if you beat him again, where will his son's face go..." Xiao Shishi said half begging for mercy, half pitiful.

Shito Niang originally wanted to stop when she saw Xiao Shunzi approaching. After all, this is her son's playmate, from a village, and when she grows up together, she has to take care of her son's face.

But because she was so angry, she didn't want to stop for a while, so she took a few more puffs.

This will feel almost the same. The main thing is that she can see that her son really knows that he is wrong. If he fights again, she will have to find medicine for him, which is not worth the loss.

So he glared at the mourning little stone, and said angrily: "You still have the face to talk to me, you will talk nonsense next time, and see how I deal with you!"

"Mother, mother, I know, my son knows, calm down... If my son will compensate you, don't be angry..."

"You'd better remember what you said today." Shitou Niang handed the firewood to Xiao Shishi, and scolded unhappily: "Okay, get away, the old lady will be angry when she sees you now."

Xiao Shishi hurriedly responded, took the firewood, but didn't dare to throw it away, limping back the firewood back to its original position, and said with a good voice, and then went out of the house with Xiao Shunzi.

"How are you? Are you alright?" Xiao Shunzi asked worriedly when he saw Xiao Shi Shi limping.

Xiao Shishi wiped the tears on his face, and pretended to be indifferent and said, "It's alright, manly man, bleeding, cough, cough, what are you going to do at this point, I'm fine!"

Xiao Shunzi nodded after hearing this.

On the other hand, Xiao Shishi stared at Xiao Shunzi, looked up and down, and asked suspiciously, "You didn't get beaten?"

"No!" Xiao Shunzi shook his head and said proudly, "My mother is a real mother, how could she be willing to hit me!"

"Bullshit!" Xiao Shishi rolled his eyes at Xiao Shunzi, when he had never seen Xiao Shunzi being chased by his parents all over the village with sticks.

They all grew up together, and Xiao Shunzi also knew that he couldn't hide it from Xiao Shishi, hehe smiled. Anyway, they were all embarrassed, so they talked about what happened after returning home.

(Six thousand is here. Little cuties, see you tomorrow. Maybe, update a little earlier tomorrow?)

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