Dressed to be a grandmother

Chapter 57

"I know your stomach hurts, but what does this have to do with your childbirth?" Mother Shunzi looked puzzled.Her son is not so stupid, when will he have a baby with a stomachache?

"It's my aunt. My aunt gave me birth. Besides me, there are Xiao Shi, Xiao Shanzi, Xiao Liuzi..."

The more Shunziniang listened, the more confused she became, her face full of confusion: "What do you mean by aunt letting you have children?"

"Mother, why don't you understand anything? My aunt let us eat pumpkin seeds just now, and then we are going to give birth..." Xiao Shunzi opened her mouth, her nose and tears came down, and he didn't want to give birth, but her aunt didn't even want to give birth. You have spoken, how can you not listen.

He instantly felt a feeling of knocking his teeth out and swallowing in his stomach, and instantly felt that he had grown up.

Don't you grow up and have a baby!

Now, Niang Shunzi finally understood why her son kept yelling that he was going to have a baby because of a stomachache, so she broke her leg out of her son's hands in a fit of anger, and scolded: "If you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll beat you?! "

When she heard it just now, she was still wondering, how could my aunt let a man have children?
Who knows, it turns out that his son wants to be wrong. Fortunately, he said it at home. If he said it outside, his aunt found out, how sad his aunt would be.

Xiao Shunzi was dumbfounded, didn't the mother only love the second brother and not him?
Thinking about it this way, Xiao Shunzi would not only feel pain in his stomach, but also in his heart.

Mother Shunzi didn't know what Xiao Shunzi was thinking, and continued to swear: "You haven't grown up yet, so what kind of children will you have? Besides, having children is a woman's business, and it has nothing to do with you."

"But, my aunt let us eat pumpkin seeds." Xiao Shunzi was very sad, but she didn't forget to explain why she wanted to have a child.

When Shun Ziniang saw that her son was on the horns, she slapped her again and scolded, "Even if you eat a sack of pumpkin seeds, you won't have children."

"Ah?" Xiao Shunzi originally felt that he didn't have a second brother to suffer. After giving birth to a child, it is estimated that the confinement will be separated from the family. He took a bunch of children he gave birth to go out to single, and became a father and a father. The mother, who was sad and sad, suddenly raised her head in astonishment when she heard this.

"Mother, do you think we won't have children?"

"Bullshit!" What are you doing!

She really didn't want to admit that this stupid one was her own son.

"But we ate pumpkin seeds. It was the pumpkin seeds that my aunt gave them to eat, and..." He even told them to get out of the house.

Before Xiao Shunzi could finish speaking, his mother interrupted him.

"Then you won't have children either." Mother Shunzi rolled her eyes and scolded, "You are so easy to have children, if you eat pumpkin seeds and have children, then there will be children all over the place. Stop howling, Go to the thatched hut, my mother, I'll find you 'Die Bupu' to go."

After speaking, Niang Shunzi didn't care that Xiao Shunzi was stupid, and walked quickly to the backyard. She remembered that there was a clump of 'Deadly Not Pulling' in the backyard.

Xiao Shunzi was still stunned. He looked down at his stomach. Although it hurt, he didn't seem to have the feeling of giving birth, although he didn't know what it felt like to have a child.

After all, he is his mother's son, and his mother will not harm him, will he? !
So Xiao Shunzi hesitated for a while, then covered his stomach and went to the thatched hut.

When he was in the hut, Xiao Shunzi was still struggling. If he lived in the hut for a lifetime, how miserable the child would be.

However, the stomach ache made him unable to think too much. If it was a big deal, he would put the child in the basin and rub it several times.

Not long after, Xiao Shunzi came out, and her stomach really didn't hurt that much.

Just happened to see a few pieces of 'Die Bupu' on the windowsill of the kitchen, Xiao Shunzi also knew that his mother brought them back, so he didn't care about the embarrassment, so he hurriedly grabbed it, threw it into his mouth and chewed a few mouthfuls, swallowed it. go down.

Shunzi Niang happened to bring a bowl of water out of the kitchen. Seeing that he was chewing on 'Die not pull', she passed the water in her hand in annoyance and scolded: "I said, don't drink raw water when you play outside. , have a stomach upset."

None of the people in Niuluo Village have the habit of drinking raw water, which is a living habit handed down from their ancestors.

"No, mother, I didn't drink raw water indiscriminately."

Xiao Shunzi was still a little worried: "Mother, we really won't have children after eating the pumpkin seeds that my aunt gave us?"

"No!" If it wasn't for the bowl in her hand, it would cost three cents to buy one if she broke it, and Shunzi Niang just took the bowl and patted it, how could she have such a stupid son.

Xiao Shunzi: "Didn't Sister Li just eat the two big fat babies born from pumpkin seeds that my aunt gave me?" No one in the village knew about this.

Shunziniang stretched out her hand and wanted to slap her, but she could see that her son was still holding a bowl, so she had to hold back and said, "That is the blessing that my aunt gave you to Sister Li, and what does it have to do with you eating pumpkin seeds. What do you think that blessing is? It can be given indiscriminately."

After she finished speaking, she couldn't help but glared at her son, but when she thought that he had just come back and shouted to have a baby, Mother Shunzi couldn't help but laugh while covering her stomach.

When Xiao Shunzi looked at it, he knew what his mother was laughing at, and his stomach really didn't hurt anymore. It seemed that he would not have children. He scratched his face in embarrassment and hurriedly put the bowl in his mother's hand , left a sentence, and ran out.

"Mother, I'll go see Xiaoshanzi and the others."

what a shame!
Thinking that on the way back, they had an appointment to give birth to a daughter and son, and then married each other, Xiao Shunzi only felt ashamed now that his face was all red.

On Xiao Liuzi's side, his parents are not at home, only grandma is there.

When the old woman heard that her grandson wanted to have a child, her first reaction was to be joking, and she laughed and scolded a few times.

But the grandson rolled on the ground in pain, shouting that his stomach hurts, that he wants to have children, and he also said that he will have seven or eight.

This time, the old lady was dumbfounded.

Different from others, the old lady quickly came back to her senses and asked Xiaoliuzi: "Your stomach hurts, you want to have a child?"

"Yes, I'm dying of pain. I'm going to have a baby. We need seven or eight more people in our family..."

"You are a boy, you haven't grown up yet, how can you have children."

Xiao Liuzi kicked his leg in pain and waved his hand frantically: "What do you know, I'm about to give birth, oh, it hurts me to death, I'm going to find a midwife, I'm going to have a baby..."

When the old woman heard it, she felt more and more suspicious. She hurriedly opened her mouth to comfort her and said she was going to prepare, but she went out, called Mrs. Chen next door, and whispered to her twice.

When Mrs. Chen heard this, she was also a little startled, and quickly asked, "Should I tell my aunt about this?"

"No need!" Auntie is a lucky person, how can she get these bad luck.

"Dare to do bad things in Niuluo Village outside, let's see how I clean it up!"

(Come on, come on, little cuties, don't you miss me? Probably not, but do you think Bai Xi does?)
(End of this chapter)