Dow and Carbon-Based Monkey Breeding Guidelines

Chapter 589 The Arabian Nights Rhapsody
"Give me a seat," the cat demanded.

Even in the infinite city at the end of everything, it's rude to say hello to a stranger like this.Tuoba didn't want to talk to the cat, but he didn't threaten or drive him away, because the voice was still very immature.The surrounding guests didn't pay attention, most of them were looking at the two sugar peaks that were built high up.

The leash cat has flown off the dinner table.It swept over all the dining tables in a trapeze attitude.At the same time all the cat attendants pulled out a very small potted blue petunias from their belt pouches.When the leash cat in the sky shouted, his loud voice came out from all the trumpet flowers at the same time, so that every corner of the square could be heard clearly.

"Honorable guests!" the leash cat shouted, "the sugar rice is being eaten!"

It repeated this phrase in dozens of languages.And the guests below are also passing messages to each other.There were exclamations one after another.There was chair pulling and inquiries everywhere.People inquired which table initiated the sugar rice challenge.The people who were most eager to watch the excitement had already flown up, but they were not high enough to overlook the entire square, because the golden lake in the sky was actually very low.All the guests are trying to get taller, so that the table suddenly becomes crowded.

"Hey! Hey! Come on!" the leash cat yelled again. "Be polite everyone! Sit down, please! Make room for our queen suitor! Take it easy! I promise everyone will see the fun! Oh, Excuse me, did I say 'the suitor'? That was my fault. I got it all wrong. Who said we'd have 'a suitor' if the sugar rice was eaten? In fact— Two suitors!"

Its sound caused another stir.There's nothing more fun at a party than watching someone make a fool of themselves.Fortunately, people who love to participate in festivals have rich experience in group activities, and know that if they run around and make trouble now, the result is that no one can have fun.So they all tried their best to restrain themselves, not to make deformations that take up too much space, but quietly installed an electronic eye that automatically retrieves images of sugar and rice, or took out a high-precision acoustic analyzer to judge which one was from the area where the noise was just now. The place is eating sugar rice.

In this commotion, although Tuoba was not far away from Wei, and the guests around him could find the two piles of sugar rice with their naked eyes, it still had some influence.All the guests are quietly adjusting their body functions so that they can better join in the fun.Therefore, the owner can transform freely, but Toba cannot.It used to feel that its body was free enough.

Yes, in the dark wasteland of the exiles, it can be regarded as the most free form of life.For hunting or survival, sometimes out of sheer boredom, it spreads itself out into a thin layer of creep that stretches for miles.That can't last too long, because the memory and storage of neural thinking structures are conditional.Relying on its unique mitochondrial structure, it can survive both heterotrophically and photosynthetically.

Its reputable companions therefore often referred to him as a plant, as if thinking it would help to bring them closer together, which was not at all humorous.Tuoba has already come to the conclusion that if Ji Xun and Jing Huang are indeed a family, then the sense of humor of the whole family must be hopeless.

"Hey," someone said when it was busy watching the snow peak collapse, "give me your seat."

Toba glanced back again—it could have an extra eye directly on the back of its head, but that would be covered by the overalls, and the final image of multiple eyes was very uncomfortable.Its old nervous system was not adapted to discontinuous wide-field vision.It always prefers the most traditional way when it is not necessary.

As it thought, it was the short one-eyed cat who asked it to give up its seat.This guy who was obviously a circle smaller than his kind was wearing a black eye patch, metal sheath blades on his claws, and a particularly loose waiter uniform on his body.Its face was small and pointed, which accentuated its yellow eyes.Another obvious toddler trait.So despite its impolite eyes, it still looks cute.

"Go away." Toba said.The two snow peaks three tables away are rapidly collapsing.

The kitten didn't walk away, but it didn't continue to pester it, but poked the person sitting next to it with its sharp claws.It was a soft and whitish guest, like a translucent soft rubber ball, with more than a dozen hands with many joints.When the guest was poked by the kitten, he was not angry, but turned his head curiously.

"Hey, dead fish," said the kitten, "let me go up. Or I'll cut off all your stinky feet and stuff them up your stupid little asshole!"

The guest with the rubber ball body was amazed, and used his dozen or so hands to caress the kitten's furry cheeks and scratch its chin and forehead.

"Let me go up and look!" the kitten ordered with squinted eyes, "Don't dawdle!"

The guest hugged it with his hands and carefully placed it on top of his body, making the kitten taller than the surrounding guests.This undoubtedly pleased the kitten himself.It spread its feet, like a landowner slumped on the soft rubber bed, watching the duel of the suitors that is about to start, while enjoying the milk and mixed mint fed to it by the servants.

"More mint!" it said.

Tuoba, who heard it talking, glanced coldly at the neighbor, and then continued to pay attention to Wei and Jinghuang.It never studies the thoughts of those who sleep on the bed of nails in the square.Perhaps people in the past had such a penchant for having such a waiter at a festive feast.Anyway, hobbies are free.

During the time of this little episode, the two people who had agreed to a duel had almost eaten their sugar and rice.The leash cats in the sky kept cheering them on, praising their passionate and persistent love for the Queen.It's a pity that the queen can only date at most one person at a time-the leash cat added-but the loser can wait for the next time!The queen will never reject people who want to dedicate to her, but don't do anything wrong, or her executor will come to her.Woohoo!Terrible executor!
No one knows what the executor is in the mouth of the leash cat, because the memorial day notice of the Ethics House only explains the basic precautions for participating in the memorial day, the most interesting interactions and the biggest taboos.They don't give residents a detailed account of everything that happened throughout the era, because that would just make Anniversaries a burden with no surprises.Still, as part of the background of the times, cat attendants clearly understood what a leash cat meant.Almost all of them were furred, and their eyes were shining and wandering.

"Executor." Tuoba heard the kitten sitting next to him repeat, sounding even a little disdainful.

Suddenly, a trace of inexplicable doubt flashed in its heart.It couldn't help but began to pay attention to the cat attendants passing by, secretly comparing them with the kitten sitting next to it.But before it could find out the source of the strangeness, Wei had swallowed his last bite of sugar rice.

"I'm done!" he yelled.Then he jumped onto the dining table and knocked over several dishes.But no guest cared about it.Everyone was busy cheering him on.Immediately afterwards, Jing Huang also swallowed the last mouthful, and floated onto the table in silence.

"Let the duel begin!" Leash Cat shouted happily, "In the first round, Twinkle transforms into lightning!"

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