Dow and Carbon-Based Monkey Breeding Guidelines

Chapter 585: Sugar Dinner Table Laser Tap Dance

On the day when Tuoba's associates assured that Jinghuang would never harm innocent people, and every day after that, Tuoba carefully examined the reliability of this assurance.The conclusion was quickly drawn: Ji Xun was simply talking nonsense.

For the first two days, every time midnight passed, Jing Juan was always the first to leave the house.He didn't go to the study to meet Ji Xun, who had restored his memory, but ran directly to Wei's house, and gave him a good beating when the latter was about to go out.

"I don't know where he learned this trick." It warned Ji Xun after midnight, "But if you do something, the brat will soon make Wei not want to see your face again."

"What do you want me to do?" Ji Xun asked.It seemed to him that it was very interesting.Tuoba didn't like his indifferent attitude at all.

"He'll get the attention of Ethics House," it snapped. "What about your own plans? If Vi doesn't trust you anymore, where are you going to find another man who's just as obedient?"

"From infinite individuals." Ji Xun replied.

That is true.certainly.Although among this infinite number of individuals, only one in ten thousand, or one in billion, is interested in past history, it is impossible for Wei to become the best one among them.Infinity makes everyone ordinary.If they searched long enough, they would surely find a wandering patient, which was exactly the same as Ji Xun's description of the outside world.It's entirely possible.It should be said that it must be so.There is never a shortage of information and answers in the infinite number, the real trouble is how to choose.

"Anyway, you should stop him," Tuoba said, "maybe you go with him to Wei's place, stop him from doing it, or at least let Wei know that you are not alone."

"It's a good idea." Ji Xun said with a smile, "However, in public streets, we can only change our own bodies, or get authorization from others."

"What's wrong with this?"

"If I was there, he'd try to beat me up."

"What's the point of that? It's easy for you to fix."

"Yes, but Wei will be suspicious. Question why I want to create a relative that I can't control." Ji Xun said, "Besides, he yearns for family life. That's one of the reasons why he yearns for the past history."

"Unbelievable." Toba commented slowly.

"Why?" Ji Xun asked, "what's so strange about this? For an individual mind trapped in infinity, it's difficult to prove the uniqueness of the self. It's a question of meaning. We're all doing something about it. Weird behavior."

"I don't see how it has anything to do with family," Toba replied. "If you want to be unique, I sincerely suggest you do it yourself, or find some useful friends outside. This is the essence of experience." Let’s talk, the biggest obstacle to freedom and righteousness is your family. How well they understand you is how good they are at torturing you.”

"This may be true." Ji Xun replied, "However, relationship will distinguish you from others, through others' perception of you. This is no different from pursuing No. 1."

"To me it's quite different," Toba said. "It's the difference between a fighter and a fool."

"From the point of view of infinity," said the master of the study with a smile, "there is no difference between a warrior and a fool. It is meaningless to do or not to do it."

Their discussion stopped here.Ji Xun seemed to have no intention of doing anything about the atrocities committed by his roommate, so Tuoba had no choice but to keep staring at all of this.Of course, it can also let nature take its course, waiting for Jing Huang to completely lose interest in beating Wei, or Wei decides to stay behind closed doors all day long.But it still keeps an eye on it every day, because it finds that the fun of this matter is far greater than it imagined.

Wei, despite his serious lack of knowledge and experience in fighting, tried to resist on the third day after being beaten.He equipped his arms with laser guns, covered his whole body with metal skeletons, and walked out of his fortress like a steel general to meet the opponent who was less than half his height.

"You evil magician!" he shouted, "The Iron Mask will not let you go!"

He rushed up to meet the enemy, and fell under the enemy's buttocks half a quarter of an hour later, screaming in anger.Toba felt sorry for his inexperience, because at this time he could have grown spikes on his armor, so that Jing Juan had to move his buttocks.

The day after that, Wei also had the idea.He came on stage in a state of a rolling ball of iron spikes, warning the evil magician that if he didn't leave, he would run over him hard.After a quarter of an hour, Jing Juan kicked him around with his toes.Toba had never seen such agility in flesh-bodied creatures.However, unlike the angry Wei, it is almost certain that it has nothing to do with magic, but a very clever fighting technique.With correct judgment and ingenious force application, the sharp and dangerous front end is always avoided.

These will remind Toba of some past events.While it has a more mediocre but comfortable body, it's actually a master fighter too.However, the ability and glory of the past are no longer important.Now it's curious how Vi can get out of his predicament, or eventually give up altogether.

That's not to say that, in theory, Wei doesn't have any recourse to fight back.There are many plans, and Toba knows that the house does not have to be left from the main entrance, but only needs to pass through the front hall once.Wei also discovered this, but unfortunately he lacked the concept of the teleportation device, so he was pulled from the window frame by Jing Juan; he can try to give himself a perfect enough invisibility device (but that needs to be There is a self-consistent design in his head), but he did not do well enough, Jing Juan found him and beat him up as usual; contacting the Ethics House in the house, or asking any friend for help is a way, but That is very subtle in the end-end infinite city, very subtle—if there is no physical damage that cannot be borne, then which one is more serious, verbal insults or physical injuries?Should this small degree of unhappiness be considered a positive behavior to prevent dissociative disease?If all behaviors similar to competition or competition are prohibited, does that mean the separation of life itself?

An infinite number of people think yes to this question, and an infinite number of people think no.Voting is difficult to succeed in the city, and even with representation, it is thought that a random sample might not be fair enough.The House of Ethics had no choice but to adopt an ambiguous attitude.For fights, they're somewhere between managing and not managing.

This may be one of Wei's concerns, but according to Tuoba's observation, it believes that Wei is planning to wash away his shame alone.A battle of dignity.Wei's tricks are updated every day, and he seems to have studied a certain historical version of neurology, or anesthesiology, and knows how to cancel his pain when he is beaten.This point actually made it very difficult for Jing Huang to deal with.

However, the war is far from over.Wei is clearly determined to decide the outcome with the unreasonable assailant.When a version of his neurology conflicted with the logic of some new body of his, he would resolutely demand the strength to resist, and then be beaten and screamed.This matter will not be settled easily, he threw down harsh words before fleeing back to the house.

Jing Huang yawned, still sitting in front of the house and waiting.After another two days, Wei opened the door, but did not step out, but stood in the room and stared.Jing Huang seemed a little hesitant, not sure whether he should take the initiative to attack - in a master's house, even he would have a hard time winning.

"I want to fight you." Wei provocatively said in the room.

"Come out." Jing Huang said.

Wei grabbed the door frame with both hands and nailed his feet firmly to the ground.

"It's not fair!" he said, "You've been around longer than I have, so you're better at hurting people than I am. It's nothing big, I demand a fair fight!"

Tuoba, who was lying in the shadow of the house, saw Jing Huang shaking his head slightly.It rarely knows what the mountain man is thinking, only at this moment it seems to be able to understand his confusion.Fair fight - that's obviously not why Vi gets a beating every day.

"Boring," said Jing Huang as expected, "you are not allowed to see me from now on, if you see me, go home by yourself. Otherwise, you will hit me every time you see me."

"I won't be intimidated by you!" said Weishuo from behind the door. "One day I will defeat you! If you want to run away now and avoid me, then I will go to your house! I will never let You escape until you get your punishment!"

This passage is so coherent and fluent that Tuoba suspects that Weibi taught him.Yes, Ethics House believes that moderate competition is also a means of making friends, and the more tricks to prevent free disease, the better.However, Jing Juan didn't seem to agree.He was silent for a long time, Tuoba felt that he was even a little depressed.

"Don't come into my house." He said dryly, and he no longer even imitated Ji Xun's tone.

"Then accept a fair duel!"

"……what?"

Vi threw a piece of paper from the house.Jing Huang rolled it up with his sleeves, and glanced at the contents above.Toba's perspective is invisible, but it finds that the graph paper is very similar to the notice of the Ethics House.

"Tomorrow is Memorial Day!" Wei said, "Tomorrow, there will be a dinner party in the square, and everyone who has eaten sugar rice will have a laser dance duel. I will fight you with sugar rice laser dance!"

It is indescribable to describe the prolonged silence of the mob outside the door when he was invited to a duel.

"...not going." Jing Huang said.

"You're scared!" Vi said. "You coward! Laser dancing is your weakness!"

Jing Juan didn't care about this inference.He repeated: "Don't let me see you."

"If you win I won't see you!" said Vee. "Tomorrow we'll have a showdown. If you win, I'll practice in the house for ten days—no, a hundred days! For a hundred days I'll never Will look for you again!"

When the duel was finalized, Tuoba hurried home quietly but quickly.He wanted to rehearse the show before midnight, so that Ji Xun could watch the whole thing as it was.

(End of this chapter)