Dow and Carbon-Based Monkey Breeding Guidelines

Chapter 5 Pan-Homo ethnocentrism
Robin Han is a virgin.

His father, who had a wealth of money, had married two wives, and had at least ten non-statutory "partners".These are those who have been in a stable place, and Luo Binhan, who has never been in a place and only slept, can't count them all.

Things are much better on the matrilineal side.His mother has only been married three times so far, and has never had a "non-legal partner" in marriage. She has probably had five or six boyfriends, and Luo Binhan doesn't want to ask about the degree of relationship.

His parents' style of dealing with things had a profound impact on him.He looks good and has no worries about food and clothing, but he has no girlfriend, no first kiss, and of course no great harmony in life.

His mother once thought that he had a crush on Zhou Yu.Because Zhou Yu's family background is clean and decent, his mother readily agreed to this matter, absolutely supporting and willing to provide legal help, until later his mother found out that they were really just chatting under the quilt.She began to suspect that her son was dysfunctional.

Robin Han has no flaws.His reaction after being kissed by a peerless beauty was also very ordinary.

"You called your mother." Jing Huang who was disturbed by his screams said.

Jing Huang's face was gloomy, with puffy eye bags and disheveled hair.He looked tired, as if he had just been woken from a deep sleep.Luo Binhan grabbed the hair on top of his head and began to shake it crazily: "Your ship's officer is harassing me!"

"Did she sleep with you?"

"Why are you thinking so dirty?"

Jing Huang opened his hand and said: "Yalai is a Gospel family, and her sleeping is the basic operation."

"What about kissing?"

"Do you know how many slices of bread you have eaten?"

"I have eaten 42 slices this year." Luo Binhan said, "I hope people will ask me about this. I have also eaten six baguettes."

Jing Huang pushed him back on the chair: "Don't disturb me to sleep."

The soft chair floated up again, and returned to Yale Liga who was leisurely holding a flower and dipping in a drink.

"Would you like some candy to calm down?" Yale Liga asked.

Luo Binhan nodded tremblingly.

Yale Liga took out a small white flower from the water bottle with the bouquet and handed it to Luo Binhan.Upon seeing this, Luo Binhan declined politely: "Forget it, I don't deserve to live on the same planet as Ma Ge..."

"This is a milk-flavored candy made by the people of Durand," Yale Liga said.

Luo Binhan took the flower suspiciously and put it in his mouth.The petals swelled slowly in his mouth, turning into soft balls like marshmallows, and then melting into a sweet milk-flavored juice.

He was starting to feel his stomach squirming, and he hadn't had anything to eat or drink in hours since the morning's two fried eggs.This candy flower made him even more hungry.

"You can dip some toppings," suggested Yaleriga.

Luo Binhan took out a light pink flower from the bottle and dipped it in a cup of dark green drink for a few seconds, leaving emerald water drops on the flower.

The flower tastes like sweet peach crisps smeared with cucumber juice.

Luo Binhan suddenly realized.He finally knew that the taste of sour berry chocolate left in his mouth had nothing to do with Yareriga's saliva.

"The captain has many enemies." Yale Liga said, "There was one who was hiding on your planet before, and the captain wanted to kill him, but the captain himself was also being hunted down by other enemies. You took him in, and I am very grateful to you .”

She nodded solemnly.Thin metal chains from her horns jingled.Luo Binhan twisted his body uncomfortably.

"The person he was going to kill is dead. Now we are going to leave here and go to a place outside the alliance through the gate city." Yale Liga said, "The captain thinks that this will prevent his enemies from finding him."

Luo Binhan chewed the petals and thought for a few seconds, then asked: "What is the alliance? Your government?"

"More like your international society, but a lot looser than that."

"You just can't do anything?"

Yale Liga showed a happy smile: "Here in Infinity, the Alliance really can't do anything."

"Is there a king's law in this universe?"

"better than nothing."

"...Is there anyone in charge of law enforcement?"

"It's nothing but fiction."

"Oh...then how can the people ensure their daily production and life?"

"Let it be fate."

Luo Binhan swallowed his gum juice and said, "Then what do you rely on for food?"

Yale Liga smiled and said nothing.So Luo Binhan asked again: "How do you generally share the accounts with the officials?"

"We don't divide the bills," said Yale Liga, "We don't communicate with officials."

Luo Binhan pulled out the remaining flower stalk from his mouth, cupped his hands at Yale Liga and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you are Xingji Zhang Pockmark? Did I start my career as a master?"

"No, you don't have to do anything." Allerica replied, "The Silence will protect your safety during this time."

Robin Han understood.His whole body is a potted plant that Jing Huang copied from the blue star to commemorate the alien travel.

"How soon can I go back?"

"It depends."

"Will something happen to my family and friends?"

"The captain thinks you won't if you leave."

This is almost all that Luo Binhan is eager to know under the current situation.He stopped asking questions, leaned back in the soft chair, and didn't want to care about anything other than eating flower candies for a while.

But Yale Liga doesn't think so: "We have three problems to solve, the first one is language."

"But you speak Chinese very well." Luo Binhan said, "Can the whole universe speak Chinese?"

"I learned your language from the captain. It belongs to the same language family as the captain's mother tongue, and it is easy to decipher. But you still need to learn one or two common languages."

Luo Binhan began to feel uncomfortable.He often goes abroad, but his foreign language performance has never been very good. "When does it begin?"

Yale Liga gently stroked her lips: "You have already learned."

Luo Binhan opened his mouth blankly.He saw Yareriga spit out a series of syllables from his lips. It was definitely a language he had never heard before, but his brain understood it naturally.

"Having a saliva exchange with me is partly sharing our knowledge," she said. "It's how we evangelicals learn."

"...Does it have to be saliva?"

Allerica smiled ambiguously.She licked her lips with her bright red tongue and said, "That's only a rudimentary form, and the flaws are obvious... You can use the language I taught you, but only with words that you understand the concepts. If something is in your native language does not exist, it is replaced by the closest concept."

Luo Binhan didn't understand what she meant, but he wasn't very concerned either.His whole mind was on the more academic question: "What is the advanced form of noble study?"

"For the exchange of reproductive information, sex is fine for you." Yale Liga replied without hesitation, "Then the information we have can be fully shared. Want to try it?"

"Oh. No thanks." Luo Binhan said, "Then why aren't you called the Welfare Family?"

"Gospel is the best matching word of your choice."

Luo Binhan firmly believed that he had no idea what she was talking about.

"The second problem that needs to be solved." Yale Liga continued, "You were born in the Trap Zone, which should allow you to naturally adapt to the lifestyle of a rational civilization, but in the next journey we will contact about Legal civilization. You may encounter situations that you cannot understand, and I hope you will not panic."

"Because nothing really happened?"

"Because you can't do anything about it," said Yareriga tenderly.

Luo Binhan bit another flower: "Okay, then I'll die. Is there anything else?"

"We'll arrange for someone to stay with you until you get used to life on the boat," Yareliga said.

Luo Binhan thought for a while, and asked solemnly: "Will that person sleep with me?"

Allerica seemed to pause for a few seconds.She seemed unsure.

"He's not evangelical," she said, "but I don't think anyone will object if you two want to."

She didn't speak Chinese, so Luo Binhan could tell that the "he" in her mouth was a man.Even though it was painful for Luo Binhan to learn a foreign language since junior high school, after weighing it, he still felt that it was not feasible to devote himself to it.

"I won't sleep with him, and he won't sleep with me." He said sternly.

Yale Liga quickly brought over the companion who did not sleep with him.

　This book was submitted the day before yesterday, and it was not updated yesterday, so I will make up for yesterday's
　　
　
(End of this chapter)